words in movies
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Chandler: (deadpan) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.
Phoebe: (deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.
(Bobby looks on, deadpan.)
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, yes eight.
Chandler: (deadpan) Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.
Chandler: (laughing) Okay. (Deadpan) But it is officially nighttime.
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.
Ross: (deadpan) Yes I am.
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Phoebe: (deadpan) And?
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.
Male Jeweler: Okay. (Holds out the ring, deadpan.) Will you marry me?
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.
Phoebe: (shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?