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MONICA: Oh, and the newspaper delivery guy.
[Scene: The delivery room, everyone except Rachel is there. Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are holding the babies.]
[Scene: The delivery room, later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr. Harad is checking out Phoebe.]
DELIVERY GUY: I don't think that's gonna affect the plot of the show.
[Scene: The delivery room, Dr. Harad is back and checking on Phoebe.]
Joey: Same kind of thing happened to me! Woman pizza delivery guy come over, gives me the pizza, takes the money, and leaves!
[Scene: The delivery room, Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe.]
[Scene: The delivery room, continued from earlier.]
[Scene: The delivery room, Ross has returned with another doctor. This one, is well, younger.]
[Cut to the delivery room, Phoebe is at it for the last time.]
[Scene: The delivery room, Rachel and Frank are there.]
Delivery Room Nurse: No.
[Cut to the delivery room.]
[Scene: The delivery room, Rachel and Ross are entering.]
Ross: Chandler was hitting on the hot delivery girl!
Phoebe: Oh, okay... good. You do that. And then when you get home, maybe there'll be a special delivery package waiting for you.
Delivery Girl: Hi Chandler!
Phoebe: Sounds like somebody wants to be Mr. Pizza Delivery Girl.
Caitlin: Pizza delivery!
Frank: So gross! (He runs back to the delivery room.)
Ross: Chandler was totally flirting with the hot delivery girl!
Doctor: Oh my. Were gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.
Ross: Oh, sure. Whoa-whoa, what's this? The delivery charge is almost as much as the couch!
[Cut to the delivery room, Phoebe is about to give birth to the middle kid.]
(There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it. It's the pizza delivery girl.)
Katie: Well, the delivery went out to you and I realized they forgot this. (A blanket.)
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Janice is being moved to the delivery room and is screaming in pain.]
Dr. Long: Actually, I think youre ready to go to the delivery room.
[Scene: The Delivery Room, Rachel is finally giving birth.]
[Scene: The Delivery Room, Rachel is in bed as Joey enters.]
Rachel: All right, how about I go over there and I will walk into Chandler's bedroom and I will see that thing that I think that I know is actually the thing that I think that I know! (Note: Kudos to Ms. Aniston on the delivery of that line. She said it very quickly and didn't screw up a word. Try it yourself, it ain't that easy.)
Monica: Or! A bakery delivery person.
Rachel: Theyre having their baby! Its not fair Ross we got here first! Right after you left they wheeled her off into delivery. Oh but not before she gave me a juicy shot of little Jamie just crowning away.
Guy: Dom da-da dom! Here ye! Here ye! Delivery from the Mattress King. (to Phoebe) You Miss Geller?
[Scene: The delivery room at the hospital. Monica, Chandler and Erica are there. Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily.]
Monica: Ive been doing a lot of thinking. A lot! And umm, well, I came up with a whole bunch of businesses you can do with your van. Okay umm, you could be flower delivery person.
Monica: Yeah! And if, and if we have a baby one-day, and the doctor hands it to you in the delivery room and you dont cry, so what! And-and-and, and if we take him to college and come home and see his empty room for the first time, and you got nothing, it wont matter to me.
[Scene: The delivery room, everyone is hanging out with Phoebe. Frank, Alice, and the kids aren't there.]
Frank: Yeah!! Little Leslie is here! We got another one! Oh my God, I can't believe I have two-two children. How scary is that? (He returns to the delivery room.)
DELIVERY GUY: Pizza delivery.
CHANDLER: Why yes Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.
(Ross and Susan run to the delivery room, leaving Phoebe dangling from the vent.)
[Scene: The Delivery Room, Carol is holding the infant.]
DELIVERY GUY: Er, uh, I'm just gonna go. Sorry.
DELIVERY GUY: Uhh, I don't know, I just bring the scripts.
DELIVERY GUY: Right. Could you sign this?