words in movies
Monica: Ive been doing a lot of thinking. A lot! And umm, well, I came up with a whole bunch of businesses you can do with your van. Okay umm, you could be flower delivery person.
Monica: Or! A bakery delivery person.
[Scene: The delivery room, everyone is hanging out with Phoebe. Frank, Alice, and the kids aren't there.]
MONICA: Oh, and the newspaper delivery guy.
CHANDLER: Why yes Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.
[Scene: The Delivery Room, Carol is holding the infant.]
(Ross and Susan run to the delivery room, leaving Phoebe dangling from the vent.)
[Scene: The delivery room, Ross has returned with another doctor. This one, is well, younger.]
DELIVERY GUY: Er, uh, I'm just gonna go. Sorry.
DELIVERY GUY: Uhh, I don't know, I just bring the scripts.
[Scene: The delivery room, later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr. Harad is checking out Phoebe.]
DELIVERY GUY: I don't think that's gonna affect the plot of the show.
[Scene: The delivery room, Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe.]
DELIVERY GUY: Pizza delivery.
DELIVERY GUY: Right. Could you sign this?
[Scene: The delivery room, everyone except Rachel is there. Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are holding the babies.]
Joey: Same kind of thing happened to me! Woman pizza delivery guy come over, gives me the pizza, takes the money, and leaves!
[Scene: The delivery room, Dr. Harad is back and checking on Phoebe.]
[Scene: The delivery room, continued from earlier.]
[Cut to the delivery room.]
[Scene: The delivery room, Rachel and Frank are there.]
Delivery Room Nurse: No.
Delivery Girl: Hi Chandler!
[Cut to the delivery room, Phoebe is at it for the last time.]
[Scene: The delivery room, Rachel and Ross are entering.]
Phoebe: Oh, okay... good. You do that. And then when you get home, maybe there'll be a special delivery package waiting for you.
Ross: Chandler was hitting on the hot delivery girl!
Phoebe: Sounds like somebody wants to be Mr. Pizza Delivery Girl.
Caitlin: Pizza delivery!
Ross: Chandler was totally flirting with the hot delivery girl!
(There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it. It's the pizza delivery girl.)
Frank: So gross! (He runs back to the delivery room.)
Ross: Oh, sure. Whoa-whoa, what's this? The delivery charge is almost as much as the couch!
[Cut to the delivery room, Phoebe is about to give birth to the middle kid.]
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Janice is being moved to the delivery room and is screaming in pain.]
Katie: Well, the delivery went out to you and I realized they forgot this. (A blanket.)
Doctor: Oh my. Were gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.
Dr. Long: Actually, I think youre ready to go to the delivery room.
Rachel: All right, how about I go over there and I will walk into Chandler's bedroom and I will see that thing that I think that I know is actually the thing that I think that I know! (Note: Kudos to Ms. Aniston on the delivery of that line. She said it very quickly and didn't screw up a word. Try it yourself, it ain't that easy.)
[Scene: The Delivery Room, Rachel is in bed as Joey enters.]
[Scene: The Delivery Room, Rachel is finally giving birth.]
Rachel: Theyre having their baby! Its not fair Ross we got here first! Right after you left they wheeled her off into delivery. Oh but not before she gave me a juicy shot of little Jamie just crowning away.
Guy: Dom da-da dom! Here ye! Here ye! Delivery from the Mattress King. (to Phoebe) You Miss Geller?
[Scene: The delivery room at the hospital. Monica, Chandler and Erica are there. Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily.]
Monica: Yeah! And if, and if we have a baby one-day, and the doctor hands it to you in the delivery room and you dont cry, so what! And-and-and, and if we take him to college and come home and see his empty room for the first time, and you got nothing, it wont matter to me.
Frank: Yeah!! Little Leslie is here! We got another one! Oh my God, I can't believe I have two-two children. How scary is that? (He returns to the delivery room.)