words in movies
Ross: Hey! Oh, Im so glad you guys are here. Ive been dying to tell someone what happened in the Paleontology department today.
Ross: Professor Neuman, the head of the department, so .
Rachel: They made you head of the department!
Ross: No, I get to teach one of his advanced classes! (Pause) Why didnt I get head of the department? (Goes and gets some coffee.)
Chandler: Ahh, Hotties of the Paleontology Department, theres a big selling calendar, eh?
[Scene: The Department Store, Joey is trying to sell some cologne.]
Mr. Douglas: Well, were gonna be layin off people in every department.
Chandler: And this from the cry-for-help department. Are you wearing makeup?
Jason: Ahh-ahh, we'd better call the fire department!
[Scene: A Department Store, Joey is selling men's cologne.]
JOEY: Oh yeah. Well you can't fire Joseph. You know why, 'cause he's not in your department.
[Scene: The Department Store, Joey and the Hombre man are facing off in Joey's section.]
Rachel: (on phone) Oh my God! Oh my God! Thank you! (Hangs up) That was the fire department, there was a fire at our place!
Ross: Nothing. But the complaint department at the condom company got an earful. And then when I turned around she was gone.
Ross: Department of Sanitation?
The Professor: Dr. Geller, Kurt Rathman, Im a professor in the paleontology department here.
Rachel: Hi! So Im out having lunch at Monicas and this guy starts talking to me, and it turns out he works for a buyer at Bloomingdales and there happens to be an opening in his department. So I gave him my phone number and hes gonna call me this weekend to see if he can get me an interview!
Ross: Yeah, he's head of the department.
Ross: (on phone) No-no-no, thats great! Ill be there Monday. And thank you again! (Listens) Okay. (Hangs up) (To All) Umm, that was the head of the Paleontology department at N uh, Y, uh U!
[Scene: N.Y.U. Paleontology department, Ross is putting up the grades on the message board.]
Ross: BecDid you not hear me?! Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department, okay? Theyre wild! Why do you want to come anyway?
Ross: Hey! I just got uh, my teacher evaluations! Check out what this one student wrote, "I loved Dr. Gellers class. Mind blowing lectures! Dr. Geller, you are definitely the hottie of the paleontology department!"
Rachel: Someone? I brought people. Mr. Thompson, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, this is Mr. Thompson. (She introduces them.) Hes the head of my department.
Monica: Yeah, a-a-and clean. Not just health department clean... Monica clean.
Ross: (covering with his hand Chandler's face, like pretending he's not there) (to Monica) There're these two professors who are joining my department and I have to meet them here and show them around campus.
Ross: Yeah, Charlie is gonna be joining my department.
Rachel: Yeah. It was the weirdest thing. Zelner called me and he said we'll do everything we can to get you back. And that I should thank some Ron... I don't even know what department that guy's in.
[Scene: New York City Department of Correction, Monica is visiting Fake Monica.]
Mr. Zelner: Well, Id be forced to file a report. Id have to consult with the legal department, and your future at the company would be in jeopardy.
[Scene: Monica's restaurant, she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching.]
Ross: Yes, she is this new professor of my department that I did not kiss.
Rachel: Bloomingdales eliminated my department. (Phoebe gasps)
Ross: Yeah, Joan Tedeski my date. Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department. Tall, very beautiful, and despite what some people say, not broad backed!
Ross: Okay, come on! (blows on the dice) Daddy needs a new pair of electromagnetic microscopes for the Prehistoric Forensics Department! (They all look at him, and he shuts up and rolls the dice.) (he moves his piece) Okay. (reading a card) Take Pinky Tuscadero up to Inspiration Point, collect three cool points!! Yeah! Which gives me five, and lets see who is gonna lose their clothes. Ummmm, I think I pick our strip poker sponsor Mr. Joey Tribianni.
Monica: If you have the big apartment you have to deal with people coming over all the time. That fridge has got to be stocked, okay, thats your department now. (She takes back the turkey leg)
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage. The fire department is still there.]
Joanna: Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait!! If youre gonna get all sensitive about it! I dont want to lose you. What if I, create a position for you? Ill make you an assistant buyer in this department.
EDDIE: So I got it in the junior miss department, big diff. Anyway check it out man, it's gonna make a hell of a conversation piece at out next cocktail party, huh pal?