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Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
Ross: (to Rachel) I-Im sorry Rach, I didnt know. Are you gonna be okay?
Phoebe: Okay, I didnt understand that, but yknow, maybe thats cause you were speaking the secret language of love!
Chandler: And youre upset because you didnt make your best friend cry?
Joey: Well, Ive just never seen a guy stare so hard at a piece of paper that didnt have naked chicks on it.
Ross: No! No! Of course it didnt mean anything! I mean, uh well, I can understand why Emily would think it meant something, yknow, because-because it was you
Phoebe: No. No, I wont. But I should tell you this, this exact same thing happened to my roommate Denise. She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her and he said he didnt love her, but he really did, and it just blew up! And thats how she ended up living with me! (Ross looks at her.) (Pause) Okay, thats a lie.
Ross: It went great! And I didnt need any jokes or naked chicks either!
Rachel: I cannot believe that you didnt tell me that we are still married!!
Joey: Of course! Only an idiot would wear this stuff if you didnt have the car! Right?
Kim: I didnt read it.
Monica: Now are drawers will smell nice and we didnt waste these pantyhose.
Rachel: Okay, two things didnt happen. Remember I told you that someone made out with Ralph Lauren in the copy room? Well, it turns out thats not true.
Rachel: Yeah, remember that thing I told you that happened yesterday? Well it didnt happen.
Phoebe: But why didnt you just tell her the truth.
Monica: Um, well, I was going to, I-I-I really was. But um, then somewhere, just out of nowhere, I didnt.
Ross: What, you didnt get it? The doctor is a monkey.
Monica: Well actually, I-I didnt eat mine. Its still in the bathroom.
Monica: No because it-it didnt seem important.
Monica: And Dad, yknow that mailman that you got fired? He didnt steal your Playboys! Ross did!
Joey: Well uh, she didnt want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. Im so sorry.
Ross: Wow! I didnt know that there was a Pottery Barn up here.
Ross: Uh, oh-oh, no you didnt. I did.
Janine: Well, I dont know tonight when they yelled cut and we didnt get to kiss, I was really, really, disappointed, and I just, really wanted to kiss you
Phoebe: I didnt know Playboy prints jokes.
Monica: That didnt work on mom, its not going to work on us.
Rachel: I just y'know, I didnt expect him to be this happy so soon. Ufff. Ooo-ooh! (sits down on the curb)
Monica: Joey, whats going on. What didnt you tell us you work here?
Phoebe: But are you saying that you would move out if I didnt buy that lamp?
Joey: Not good, no. I didnt get the part, and I lost my job here, so
Monica: We didnt give you any money! (Chandler is motioning, "No!")
Joey: No, no, I didnt mean you. But, you believed me, huh?
Monica: (embarrassed) (To Phoebe and Rachel) I didnt even tell him to say that. (They hug). All right youre off my list.
Chandler: Okay, its not a check. Theyre saying your health insurance expired because, you didnt work enough last year.
Joey: (crying) You didnt cry when Bambis mother died?
Rachel: All right, Im sorry. Im sorry I didnt tell you but you were so mad already!
Joey: Whoa, I didnt know we could date your sister!
Monica: (panicked) Oh wait! You didnt just sit on my Kit-Kats did you?!!
Chandler: That was an obvious joke, and I didnt think of it. Why didnt I think of it? The source of all my powers. Oh dear God, what have I done!
Joey: All right look man, I didnt want to bring this up, but Chandler, is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life! Its not even a name; its barely even a word. Okay? Its kinda like chandelier, but its not! All right? Its a stupid, stupid non-name!
Chandler: So you didnt mean any of that?!
Chandler: Oh they didnt want to come!
Jill: Oh no! But I just walked past three sales and I didnt go in. How strong am I?
Ross: Let me finish, okay? She started kissing me and-and I didnt stop it. I guess I-I just wasnt thinking
Rachel: Well why didnt you take the job?
Chandler: You didnt get more movies that are gonna have us reaching for the tissues all night did you?
Ross: And-and I, and I saw that Joey was about to go in, so I ran in ahead of him to-to surprise him and, and then I pretended I didnt know he was in there. (They all kinda look at him.)
Phoebe: I know! But if I didnt work there, what else would I do?
Dr. Roger: Ohh! Didnt know! Okay!
Ross: Didnt you spend last night at Joeys?
Joanna: Wait-wait-wait-wait! You can put your sad little muffin back in its drawer. If you must know the truth, I didnt want to lose a perfectly good assistant.
Phoebe: Oh, okay I didnt get that message. So this doesnt countAnyway, Ill be in my office.
Rachel: Noo! Oh God we didwe didnt, we didnt uhh
Joey: Yeah, hes the reason I didnt get that big Minute Maid commercial a couple of years ago remember? We were supposed to be brothers, but he messed it up.
Chandler: Goin out, huh? Wow! Wow! (Does a little celebration dance) So things didnt work out with Kathy, huh? Bummer.
Monica: Its Chandlers way of pretending he didnt take mime.
Monica: (angrily) It wasnt funny at all! Why would you do that? Why didnt you pick me?
Rachel: Well, he didnt say, but it was a fire. Im guessing not very good. Come on, we gotta go!
Phoebe: You guys, why didnt you tell me you were eloping?
Rachel: Oh my God! It sure didnt look this way when I lived here.
Monica: Joey! You didnt even know her!
Phoebe: Now I know that they said that the umm, the hair straightener started the fire but I think Im partly at fault. You see, I didnt, I didnt tell you but umm, but I-I had recently refilled the tissues and so yknow lets just face it, thats just kindling! So I think its better that I stay at Joeys.
Ross: I didnt know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didnt finish the whole letter!
Chandler: You mean you didnt get it from this?
Ross: Huh? Oh-oh, it was fine. Uh, it was just a misunderstanding. She didnt want me to go with her. She just wanted to let me know that shes going to Florida for spring vacation.
Chandler: You didnt see how mad he was, yknow?
Chandler: Hey, I can be pretty charming, babe, I won YOU over, didnt I?
Ross: I cant believe he didnt come!
Phoebe: I was preparing you for mydidnt you think I was dead? Did that not come off?
Paul: Dont worry about it, I just didnt realize you were married. (Rachel returns and hears that.)
Rachel: I didnt know you could get married here.
Monica: Oh please, he didnt hear it! He didnt hear it!!
Phoebe: I didnt do it! It was Chandler! Hes Hes mad at you!
Joey: I didnt do that! Who wouldve done that?!
Elizabeth: Okay. I didnt know he was here. (Runs over to Rachel.)
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up as her boss, Mr. Waltham, walks in.) Oh! Mr. Waltham, I ah really need to talk to you.
Phoebe: That's okay Rachel. I'm not judging you; that's just who you are. Me. I'm more free y'know? I run like I did when I was a kid, cause that's the only way it's fun. Y'know, I mean didnt you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off? Y'know, like when you were like running towards the swings or running away from Satan? (Rachel looks confused) The neighbor's dog.
Phoebe: I cant! I cant! Unless Well are you saying that-that you would move out if-if I didnt buy that lamp?
Ross: Wait a minute, are you doing that thing where you pretend it didnt go well but it really did go well?
Ross: co-founded. Co-founded the club was because I was insanely in love with you. Obviously I didnt handle it very well. But if you think about it the I Hate Rachel Club was really the I Love Rachel Club.
Rachel: My God, Im sorry! Im sorry! I didnt mean to do that! I wouldnt do that!
Ross: Look, I didnt want to rush into anything. And it seemed like she didnt want to either. But I dont, I dont understand how any of this happened! What? Did she find the ring in my jacket, assume that I was going to propose, throw it on, and-and just start telling people?
Monica: I didnt change!
Ross: Yeah, you didnt get one.
Joey: We didnt ruin it!
Joey: (pretending to be an announcer) And the winner is Joey Tribbiani! (He then gets excited and goes over to the counter to practice his acceptance speech using a bottle of maple syrup as the award.) Oh Wow! I honestly never expected this. I uh, I didnt prepare a speech. But umm, Id like to thank (Rachel enters quietly) my parents, whove always been there for me. Id also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel
Rachel: Oh Im sorry. I I-I dont meanI didnt mean to stifle you. I This is all just a little overwhelming.
Rachel: Monica, what did you mean before when you said you didnt want to talk to anyone, especially me?
Chandler: Well why didnt you stop her?! Why didnt you just tell her it was a plan?!
Chandler: Nothing happened? Nothing? So you didnt tell my girlfriend that you love her?
Rachel: What do you think Monica mean when she said she didnt want to talk, especially with me? I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.
Chandler: No I didnt!
Mr. Bowmont: I was actually relieved uh I didnt win the boat. My wife wouldve killed me.
Joey: Yeah, shes been out there for twenty minutes, Im surprised you didnt hear her on the way over.
Mrs. Geller: Well it was Chandler! We didnt think hed ever propose!
Rachel: I dont know. Yknow, they didnt get us anything.
Ross: No! But we-we didnt have sex-uh, did we? I mean, I dont remember much about last night, it was such a blur.
Joey: I want this part so much! Yknow? If I dont get this part Im never gonna eat Macaroni and Cheese again!No, I didnt say that! Thats a lie.
Joey: Uh, wow, you just said a bunch of stuff I didnt know there.
Rachel: Yeah, I didnt want you to get hit by the boom!
Phoebe: You didnt leave lipstick marks on the phone.
Phoebe: Well, maybe he wouldnt be she didnt bring the office home every night!