words in movies
Ross: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.
Monica: Well, I was thinking, that you gave the guys such great haircuts, I thought, maybe you'd like to do mine?
Rachel: (poking her head in from her bedroom) Uh, morning. Do you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec?
Chandler: What stupid thing did you do?
Chandler: People do stupid things when they're upset.
Paulo: I do Raquel.
Frankie: How long do you want the cuffs?
Frankie: I just got that. Ok, now we'll do your inseam.
Chandler: Oh come on! He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite...
Joey: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear. (Chandler and Ross stare at him) What? Ross, Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?
Ross: I like it. I do, I think it's a Ten. (Chandler laughs.)
Rachel: Well, first of all, Paulo and I are not back together. It was just a stupid thing I did, and if I could go back in time and do it again, well, I wouldn't. Um, second of all (Ross is laughing), what?
Phoebe: Oh yeah! Oh, I can do that.
Phoebe: You wanna do it right now?
Ross: No, no, with him. (He mimes holding the baby like a football.) I'm on this field, and they, they hike me the baby... and I, I know I've gotta do something 'cause the Tampa Bay defence is comin' right at me.
Joey: They do that a lot. Hey, you want a beer?
Chandler: Do you have any beers? Were out of beers.
Ross: Well, now I do!!
Phoebe: Oh, hey, Mon, do you still have your like old blouses and dresses from high school?
Joey: Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)
Phoebe: My moms gonna be here any minute. I cant do this, I cant give him up. Yesno, I can. I dont want to. But I can. No.
Chandler: All right, so who do you got it narrowed down to?
Malcom: Oh, this is log I kept, recording her every movement. Do you wanna here something from it?
Chandler: If I took this promotion, it'd be like admitting that this is what I actually do.
Phoebe: Oh, do I have a middle name. All right Monica Velula Geller. Its that bedroom there. (points to Monicas room)
Guy: Which bedroom do ya want it in Miss Geller?
Dr. Green: You know whats really good here, the lobster. What do you say shall I just order three.
PHOEBE: I know, I know, and I was gonna get it but then he came in with this needle and uh, di-, did you know they do this with needles?
Ross: Nothing I do means anything, really.
Rachel: Yeah it is, it is. (to Ross) We really, really have to do something about that.
Rachel: You had to do it, didnt you? You couldnt just leave it alone.
Chandler: (slides the juice across the counter which Joey catches) What do you care? You're an actor. This is your day job. This isn't supposed to mean anything to you.
Rachel: Okay honey, you do realize she only spins like that on ice.
Monica: Joey, youre this guys teacher. I mean how could you do this?
Dr. Green: What do you need help for?
Dr. Green: So, why do you let her go to a chiropractor for?
DR. REMORE: I know you do but you and I can never be together that way.
Ross: What? (to Joey) So what are you going to do? I mean how, how are you going to tell Chandler?
Joey: What did they do?
Monica: So, do you want me to watch Ben for you?
Chandler: Look, you have to help me! Okay? I mean, I know what to do with a woman, yknow, I know where everything goes, its always nice. But I need to know what makes it go from nice to, "My God! Somebodys killing her in there!"
Chandler: Well she, she wouldnt do that, shes with, shes with me.
Rachel: (Faking crying.) Yeah, he dumped me. He said, "Rachel, I cant do this. Even though you are a very, very, very beautiful women. I cant do this. Im married and Im sorry." And then I dont know why but he said, "and you will never get promoted. Especially not above Kim, who is an integral cog in the Ralph Lauren machine."
Monica: How are we gonna do that? Theres no way.
Joey: Well, it doesnt matter what I would do.
Chandler: I dont know, y'know. What, what, would you do?
Joey: What are you ah, what are you gonna do?
Phoebe: (in a deep voice, imitating Ross) Um, Rachel Im really sorry. (imitating Rachel) Thats okay, do you wanna get back together? (imitating Ross) Yeah, okay. (in her normal voice) Did anyone else hear that?!
Chandler: Yeah, well. Its the right thing to do.
Chandler: Do we have any...(turns around and bumps Monica's fake chest) Do we have any thoughts here?
Rachel: No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this.
Monica: Here. Ben, do you wanna play the airplane game, do you wanna show Rachel? Come here. (takes Ben) Were gonna do something fun. Okay. (throws Ben up in the air a little bit and catches him) Weee!! (moves into the living room and does it again) Weee!! (starts to walk back into the kitchen as she does it again, and hits Bens head on that wooden beam across the ceiling.)
Rachel: Lets do it! Ross?
Chandler: Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this. (He slowly and awkwardly gets down on one knee.)
Rachel: Do you wanna play football?
Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. Theyre like, theyre like a family, and if, I dont know, theres chance they could make that work, I know I wouldnt want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?
Phoebe: Okay, so how do we decide that?
Phoebe: Okay, so what do you guys really think of Chandler?
Ross: Okay, (to Chandler) this play, I want you to do a down and out to the right. Okay. Break!
Rachel: Wait, what am I gonna do?
Ross: ...I'll go. Let's start with the way he kept picking at- no, I'm sorry, I can't do this, can't do this. We loved him.
ROSS: Question two. Why do we always have to have parties with committees?
Joey: What are you gonna do?
ROSS: Well then that's it. And if George and Adelaide can't accept that, then the hell with them. Look, if my parents didn't want me to marry you, no way that would have stopped me. Look, this is your wedding. Do it.
Margha: Which do I like?
Monica: We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while youre making out...
Chandler: No ah, hold on a second Joe, where do Dutch people come from?
Joey: Ah! Okay, well then you dont judge me. Im gonna suck on the cellophane from the brownie I had before. (They both do as they planned.)
Rachel: Oh, sure! Do you need me to train somebody new?
Joey: I can't write! Y'know I mean I-I-I'm an actor, I don't have the discipline that takes, y'know? I can't do it.
Rachel: (to Chandler) Eh, do you believe that?
Ross: Well, Im gonna go see her. I want to bring her something, what do you think shell like?
Gunther: They already do. Thats why they call it the tray spot.
Phoebe: Umm, this stuffing is amazing. Do you think we should bring them some?
Chandler: Hey! Hold on a minute, hold on a second. Do you think these pearls are nice?
Sarah: Could you do me one favor, if its not too much trouble?
Monica: (crying) I'd do anything for you. (They hug again.)
Phoebe: Ohhh boy, do I feel bad.
Monica: Dont, dont, dont, dont, dont do this.
Rachel: Ross, please, trust me. I buy 30 fashion magazines a month. Now, I don't know who's running for president or who that... NATO guy is, but I do know that you have to get as far away as you can from that hat.
Joey: Look Rach, wasnt this supposed to a temporary thing? I thought you wanted to do fashion stuff?
CHANDLER: Alright, let's do this.
Monica: I mean, all Im asking for is just a little emotion! Is that too much to ask after six years?! I mean what? Are-are-are Rachel and I not as close as you guys?! I mean do we not have as much fun?! Dont I deserve a few tears?!! I mean we-we told Joey, he cried his eyes out!
Chandler: Oh my God, how did you do that?
Rachel: I dont know, I dont know, werent you the guy that told me to quit my job when I had absolutely nothing else to do. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!
Monica: Because hell know what to do? (Rachel comes out of her room with a bear thats dressed in a rain suit.) Oh my God, youre a genius!
Rachel: Yes, Joey, I remember, she's annoying, but you know what she's-she's his girlfriend now. I mean what can we do?
[Scene: Rachels new job, Rachels boss is telling her what to do.]
Sarah: Really Mr. Geller, you dont have to do this.
MONICA: My stock, MEG, it went up 2 points. Hey guys, do you realize that if I had invested my $127 in myself yesterday that I'd like have...a lot more than that today. Ya know what, I'm gonna do it.
Monica: Wow. Joey, (sarcastically) how do you do it?
Chandler: Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound.
Ross: I-I-I dont even know why I bother to talk to you guys about it. Yknow what? Im just gonna do it on my own with no naked chicks.
Chandler: (answering phone) Hello. Hi, Janice! Can you hold on for a second? Okay. (to Monica and Rachel) Okay, what do I do?
Rachel: (looks at Monica) (to him) Do you want my pickle?
Rachel: Hi! Uhh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? Because I have my sister on hold, and she said that we could use her cabin for the weekend and go skiing. Huh? Im asking you first, right?!. I mean Im playing by the rules.
Ross: Uh, Rach, do you want me to shuffle those?
Ross: (to Rachel) You see what men do! Dont tell me men are not nice! (points to Chandler) This is men!!
Gunther: Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?
Monica: I dont remember. Do you wanna take a walk?
Rachel: Yeah, I do. (they both run out)
Ross: You go get em. (to Monica) What did I do to you? Did I hurt you in some way?
Joeys Sister: So! Me neither! God, Mary-Angela was right you do have the softest lips.
Joeys Sister: (whispering in his ear) Just do it.
Joey: What?! How could you do that, how could you think she was Mary-Angela?
Ross: Now that is funny. Hey, do you think...would it be too weird if I invited Carol over to join us? 'Cause she's, she's alone now, and pregnant, and, and sad.
Cookie: Ill do it.
Monica: Yeah, I do know.
MONICA: You know what. Tomorrow I'm gonna do your clocks.
Rachel: Oh! Oh my God! What did I just do?
RACH: [distracted] How long do cats live?
Monica: Oh, then you do know it. (pause) So um what kind of things do you write about?
Joey: Well sure, you name a kid that, what do you expect them to grow up to be?
Joey: Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I do it too.