words in movies
Phoebe: Do you really like it?
Chandler: Well what did it do?
Joey: (To Rachel) Do you think he saw us or can we still sneak out?
Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?
Rachel: Ooh, I miss dating. Gettin all dressed up and going to a fancy restaurant. Im not gonna be able to do that for so long, and its so much fun! I mean not that sitting at home worrying about giving birth to a sixteen pound baby is not fun.
Joey: Yes I do! And were gonna go out, were gonna have a good time, and take your mind off of childbirth and c-sections and-and giant baby heads stretching out
Chandler: Why do you want to play this game so bad?
Rachel: Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
Monica: Chandler, why would you do that?
Monica: All right fine. Fine, Ill do it. Ive just got to get this off the screen. Carol and Susan are still upset that you taught him pull my finger.
Joey: Ah! Okay, well then you dont judge me. Im gonna suck on the cellophane from the brownie I had before. (They both do as they planned.)
Joey: Ah, well, if I want the girl to kiss me, first thing I do is make my lips look irresistible.
Rachel: How do you do that?
Rachel: (laughs) Okay. All right, stand up. (They do so.) Well, when were at the door, I lightly press my lips against his, and then move into his body just for a second, and then I make this sound, "Hmmm." Okay, I know it doesnt sound like anything, but I swear it works.
Joey: Oh yeah? All right, lets do it tonight.
Ross: Yeah!!!! Yes, I made it! Im on time! (Grabs a bottle of water from a student, takes a drink, and splashes some on his face like the marathon runners do.) Okay, why dont we all uh, (Exhales loudly) open our books to page 23. Where (Exhales again) Where you will see a uh a bunch of uh red spots. Okay, (Closes his book.) umm, why dont, why dont you all start to read, while I(Passes out and collapses.)
Chandler: One more score to go! You can do it! (Touches her shoulder.)
Rachel: Oh. Do you want to watch the rest of the movie with me?
Rachel: Oh my God .Whats he gonna do now? I cant watch! (Drags Joey closer to her and cowers into his chest.) Oh. Seriously, how can you watch this? Arent you scared?
[Scene: N.Y.U, Rosss new class, this time hes actually about to do a lecture.]
Mr. Geller: (overacting) Thats a good one! Do you hear that Ross? Three days!
Chandler: Thats awesome! Thats great! What made you do it?!
Joey: How do you figure?
Phoebe: No-no I cant! I cant let you do it!
Mr. Geller: Ive been thinking about getting rid of it. I was driving it the other day and saw my reflection in a store window. Your mothers right, I do look like an ass.
Joey: They do!
Chandler: Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you; this may make me a better person and that is not the man you feel in love with!
Supervisor: (laughs) Why dont we do a trial run.
Tag: Come on, lets have some fun. Huh? (To Rachel) What do you want to do today?
All: Come on Phoebe! You can do it Phoebe! Come on!
Ross: How hot do I look in this, huh?!
Rachel: Nothing. I dont want to do anything.
Tag: Why? What youd do?
Monica: Okay. I can do that.
Monica: Im Monica Gellar. Who do you know the bride and groom?
Chandler: (laughing) Okay we have to do something about your breath.
Ursula: Right, why do you keep saying that?
Phoebe: Well, I never knew mine. Do you remember what it is?
Phoebe: Do you have my birth certificate?
Joey: Uh-uh, excuse me, I do have to interrupt on Rosss behalf. I-I think the rule applies here yknow, since she has a chance to get on broad back
Monica: All you had to do was buy the card!
Phoebe: Plus, it totally ruined my schedule! I I havent done any of the things I wanted to do by the time I was 31!
Phoebe: Ohh! All right! All right. Heres what well do, Ill get twice as drunk as Monica and then no ones will even notice her.
Tag: Rachel, dont do this. This is just because youre turning thirty.
Ross: God, do you realize in ten years were gonna be 40?
Rachel: Oh, what are you going to do?! Are you gonna go run tell Monica?! Are you gonna tell Joey?! No! Because then you will have to tell them what we did! We are desert stealers! We are living outside the law!
Ross: Okay. Yeah, I guess, I guess I could do that too.
Monica: Do you mind telling us what it is?
Rachel: Wait, what do you mean youre getting a new brain?
Chandler: Dont do it.
Rachel: What? Wait! Why why do you get the story?
Rachel: Oh hey-hey wait! How do we fairly decide who gets the phone?
Joey: Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, "Hey, how you doin?"
Kristen: Do you two know each other?
Joey: That was a great scene! And-and-and that slap looks so real! How do you do that?
Rachel: And do you remember going into my purse and stealing the phone?!
Rachel: Phoebe! You cant do th
Rachel: You do know that I will be here when he comes over.
Monica: Do you want some shortbread? Eh thats Scottish like you are.
Mr. Geller: Well, I dont know whats in the boxes down here, but I do know there are six or seven Easy Bake Ovens in the attic.
Joey: (shocked) I can do an English accent?! That babys going on my resume!
Rachel: Oh its umm, its tofu cake. Do you want some? (He makes a disgusted noise and heads for his room, Chandler follows him in.)
Cecilia: Right. Hes not angry at the room either. Try it again, he owns it! He owns the room. It is his. He owns, owns, owns, owns the room! He owns it!! (Joey gets a snooty look on his face.) All right, its a little weird, but its getting better. (Joey is pleased.) Oh well, Im gonna miss this woman so much. I dont know what Im going to do! I mean, its been 20 years of my life.
Joey: Oh hey come on, dont-dont-dont do this! Umm, look let-let me tell you something, okay? Now when I watch you do a scene, Im thinking, "Boy, she-she is a great actress!" (Shes not buying it.) Uh but-but, I am also thinking, "She is hot!"
Joey: Theres this woman, that I like. A lot. Well, its complicated. Shes with this other guy. For a long time. And I could never do that to the guy, yknow? Ccause were really good friends.
Cecilia: No! Its because that way the camera only sees her! (She takes her hands off his face.) Do you wanna try it?
Phoebe: Whoa! Why do you get to answer the door?
Phoebe: Wh-what do we do?
Rachel: (turning and looking at Tom again) No-no they do but, you just have to wait.
Ross: (To Rachel) Do you wanna start telling secrets?
RACHEL: I, I don't know, um, do you think you're cute? OK, we're kinda gettin' off the track here. Um, I was supposed to come here and tell you my friend thinks you're cute. So what should I tell her?
Joey: When do you think we lost her?
Phoebe: All better! Back to work! Except this clown from research told me I was fired. He should do his research, huh?
PHOE: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone. Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
(They kiss and both put their hands on the others face like Jessica would do.)
Lisa Kudrow: Do it again!
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, what do I, what do I do with him?
Phoebe: And do you know what girls are really good at?
Phoebe: Oo! You should have one of us do it!
Chandler: Sorry, I just dont like the idea of when I say, "I do," hes thinking, "Yeah, Id do her too!"
Chandler: Why? Do you another boyfriend in there or something?
Joey: Well then let me do it!
Ben: Can I do it to you?
Rachel: Uh great! How do you feel about Diet Coke?
Joey: So I can do it?
Chandler: Yeah you can do it.
Ross: Why dont you call him?! Well, thank you very much! Y'know now he is going to prep her, y'know prep her, as in what you do when you surgically remove the boyfriend!
Rachel: Phoebe, come on! What is the big deal? I thought this was going to be something we could do together! Y'know, I thought it would be fun!
Joey: Anyway, I started working on what Im going to say for the ceremony, do you wanna hear it?
Dina: Im going to keep dating him Mother, and theres nothing you can do about it!
Rachel: Dont do that.
Ben: Dont do that.
Frank: Oh, I knew youd be so cool about this. All right, ah, hey, do you want to meet her?
Charlie: (to Rachel) So, you know what, I really like those jackets with the shoulder pads on them. Where do you think those would be?
Monica: (entering) Hey guys! Do you wanna look at the song list for the wedding? (They ignore her.) Guys?
Chandler: Well, I dont see that we have a choice. But, when were back home, we dont do it.
Rachel: (Reading) Dear losers, do you really think Id hide presents under the couch? P.S. Chandler, I knew theyd break you.
Joey: (laughs) Yeah! Right! (points at Monica) People eat birds... Bird meat... Now do they just fly into your mouth or you go to... you go to a restaurant and you say: "Excuse me, I'll have a bucket of fried bird." (laughs again) Or... or maybe just a wing or... (realises...)
Rachel: Do you got your gracious loser face?
Joey: All right, thats it! He cannot do this to Phoebe. (gets up) This guy is going to get the butt kicking of a lifetime! (stops and turns around and asks Rachel) But, is he a big guy?
Rachel: I know! My God! Do you have your speech?
Rachel: Well... well, what did you do to make her laugh? (excited)
Joey: All right, I should get going, big day a work. Yknow Im in a coma? Today, they do this test on me and it turns out Im not brain dead.
Joey: Im sorry, do I know you?
Joey: Yeah! (Monica goes in the bedroom.) Yknow, she could use a little (Whistles that she needs to do what theyre doing.) (Something happens on the game.) Oh nice shot!!! (They all cheer.)
Monica: Oh my God, what are you gonna do?!
Phoebe: Okay. Okay! Well okay, who do we know thats coming? Me. Are you?
Cassie: Oh my God! You do a great Chandler!
Rachel: (to her) Hi! Im Rachel. This is Phoebe. Im the maid of honor. How do you know Monica?
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesnt have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh havent had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldnt have said anything.
Rachel: What do you, what do you mean?
Rachel: Hey! Out of all of us, who do you think is gonna get married next?
Ross: (Using a slightly different inflection for each.) I do. I do. I do.
Carol: (from the kitchen) Rach, do you want some sugar in your coffee?
Chandler: Look, its my wedding day okay? If you were getting married I would never do anything to upset you.
Phoebe: What a great night, Chandler cant do it, these guys kissed (Points to Ross and Rachel.)
Phoebe: Rachel, its okay. You dont have to do this. I believe you. All right? Okay, if-if you say that you kissed Melissa, then you kissed Melissa.
Ross: Well, I do, so let's... (Ben and Ross sit down on the couch) So, Ben, you uh, you know what holiday is coming up, don't ya?
Chandler: Do you realize you get louder each week?
Chandler: Yeah, Im not sure I can do that.