words in movies
Joey: Hey Pheebs! Listen, uh can you do me a favor? I forgot the pin number to my ATM card can, can you get it for me?
Phoebe: (to Joey) Ooh, do you want to talk to Chandler?
Chandler: (To Phoebe) Y'know what? I have been trying to apologize to him all week! If he's not gonna let me do it on the phone, I'm gonna go down there and do it in person.
Chandler: Do we have to?
Phoebe: Uh-huh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?
Chandler: How do you feel about the, "I really did forgot the present, please forgive me" not fake out?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is coming out of the bathroom after a shower wearing only her bath robe, walks into the kitchen, and opens the fridge. As she bends over to grab a bottle of wine, her robe falls open (Damn this network primetime programming, we didn't see anything!) and she quickly closes it again. But then realizes she didn't have to do that. So she closes the fridge and stands next to the table, thinks about it for a little while and ]
Ross: Do you want me too?
Ross: So do I. (Slowly walks in.) Okay Rach, before anything happens (He takes off his coat) I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. (Turns back to face her.) This is just about tonight. I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of "Us." (Rachel's confused) Okay? I just want this to be (Kicks off his left shoe) about what it is! (Kicks off the other one.)
Monica: I can not see him? I mean, you can't tell me what to do!
Joey: Wait a minute! Why don't I do what that guy did? I'll take this $100 and turn it into $5,000! And then I'll turn that into enough money to get my movie going again!
Rachel: Yes, I'm sorry. Do you have any extra pants? Umm, my friend seems to have had a little accident.
Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!
Phoebe: How do you know about this?
Ross: My nana used to do it. That's how she paid for all my dancekarate lessons.
Ross: (on the phone) Yes, hello. I have a question. Umm, I used your pen to draw on my friend's face. (Listens) A beard and a moustache. (Listens and laughs) Thank you. (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) No, she didn't think so. (Listens) I know it's like (turns and sees Rachel staring at him and quickly changes the subject) anyway, umm well make-up didn't cover it and we've tried everything to get it off and nothing's worked. What-what do we do? (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Oh! Okay. (Listens) Okay, thank you! (Rachel gets excited at his tone.) (Hangs up the phone) Yeah, it's not coming off.
Joey's Hand Twin: Do I know you?
Joey: Okay, so what are we going to do about this hand twin thing?!
Joey: Look, you and I have been given a gift. Okay? We have to do something with it. Like-like, hand modeling! Huh? Or-or magic! And you know NASA's gonna wanna talk to us!
Monica: That's right baby! Okay, what do I want now?
Monica: Okay, good! Okay, what do I want now?
Monica: Oh, that's because I had lunch with RichMe neither! Okay, what do I want now?
Chandler: Okay, so if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it! {Whoa! Where have I heard that before? Matthew Perry talking about signs in Las Vegas. I guess it must've been some movie I saw.} What do you say?
Phoebe: Yeah, from now on everyone you lurk, I'm gonna lurk first! You move on to someone else, I'm gonna be one step ahead of you, every single time! And then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day 'til Monday, because that's when I go home. When do you leave?
Ross: I'll do it. Hey, whatever you need me to do, I'm your man. (He starts to sit down on the bed. There's one problem though, he's about two feet to the left of it. Needless to say, he misses and falls on his butt.) (Looking up at Joey.) Whoa-oh-whoa! Are you, are you okay?
Rachel: Oops! All right, so what do you want to do now?
Phoebe: (entering and sitting down at the table.) Hello. My name is Regina Phalange. I'm a businesswoman in town on business. Would you like to see my card? (Looks down) Ooh, what did I do with my file-a-facts? I must've left it in conference room B.
Joey: Me?! Oh come on, man! You can't do this! Come on! (Being dragged out by the guard) I'm your hand twin!!
Monica: Are you sure you wanna do this?
Monica: Here you go! What do you think about centerpieces?
Phoebe: Don't make me do this again, I don't like my voice like this.
Dr. Franzblau: I try not to let my work affect my personal life, but it's hard, when you... do what I do. It's like uh...Well, for instance, what do you do?
Dr. Franzblau: No, no, really. I suppose it's because I spend so much time, you know, where I do.
Guy: I'm sorry you had to do this by yourself.
Susan: What do you see?
Joey: Ahhh! I heard "I do", were halfway there! Okay! (To Bobby) You!
Susan: What do you see? What do you see?
Rachel: Noooo... the interview! She loved me! She absolutely loved me. We talked for like two and a half hours, we have the same taste in clothes, andoh, I went to camp with her cousin... And, oh, the job is perfect. I can do this. I can do this well!
Joey: He doesn't do much, does he?
CHANDLER: Well, how do you find clothes that fit?
Phoebe: Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care.
Phoebe: So you do know who he is! (laughs, Ross stares at her) Sorry.
Joey: Then you do. Heh, heh.
Joey: What do you mean?
(They all cross they're arms like the Power Rangers do)
Joey: How do you mean?
Rachel: Ugh, is she pregnant yet? She doesnt need to be; shell still have the baby before I do. Oh Ross, another contraction! (Leans back on Ross for some support.)
Rachel: Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, I've read everything you've ever written. No, I mean it! I mean, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer.
Joey: (panicked) Water breaking, what do you mean? What's that, water breaking?
Ross: No! No! I didnt do that. Its just Okay, honestly no. I dont, I dont see a big future with her.
Ross: I don't get it. What do you see in this guy, anyway?
Ross: Can't do it, can you?
Monica: You sat back and let him have her, you didnt fight at all. Am I right? Do you want the same thing to happen with Emily?
Ross: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.
Ross: (Angry) I- I- I ca- I can't believe this. I mean, all I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment.
Ross: (to Rachel): OK, I am calling your seventeen. What do you got?
Chandler: What stupid thing did you do?
Chandler: People do stupid things when they're upset.
MONICA: Money is so impersonal. Cookies says someone really cares. . . Alright, we're broke, but cookies do say that.
Paulo: I do Raquel.
Phoebe: (to Chandler) Why? Because she can sing and play guitar and do both at the same time?
The Salesman: Do you ah, currently own a set of encyclopedias?
Ross: I like it. I do, I think it's a Ten. (Chandler laughs.)
Phoebe: Oh yeah! Oh, I can do that.
Phoebe: You wanna do it right now?
Ross: (to Joey) So? What do you think? (Shows himself - Joey observes him with a strange look on his face.)
Julie: Rachel, do you have any muffins left?
Chandler: Oh come on! He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite...
Frankie: How long do you want the cuffs?
Chandler: So, uh, how often can you do it?
Rachel: Oh god what am I gonna do you guys, I cant even comfort my own baby! Im the worst mother ever!
Ross: Yknow, maybe she is too young for me. Yknow, when I was over there and she was running around with her friends, I felt like I was a baby-sitter. I finally started to see what you guys were talking about. I dont know what to do.
Chandler: What did you just do?
Chandler: What did you just do?
Coma Guy: Well, what do you want me to say?
Rachel: And if you need anything else, I(notices the handsome Dr. Franzblau)do not believe we've met. Hi. I'm, uh, Rachel Green. I'm Carol's... ex-husband's... sister's roommate.
Carol: How did we do?
Benjamin: The selection committee has chosen the three of you as our finalists today. The ultimate decision will be based upon the answers you give to the questions I ask here. I'm gonna start with Dr. Li. Dr. Li, you claim the field is too reliant on the Linnaean taxonomic system. How do you propose to correct this problem?
Rachel: Okay, you just go on and make your little jokey-jokes, but if you do not know what you are doing out at sea you will die at sea. Am I getting through to you sailor?! (She punctuates each word by slapping him on the forehead.)
Mrs. Geller: Do you know what it's like to grow up with someone who is critical of every single thing you say?
Monica: I feel terrible, I really do.
JOEY: How do we say yes now and make it seem like we're not doin' it just to ride in the cool car?
Rachel: (crying) I'd do anything for you, you know that.
Monica: (shouts to Chandler) Chandler? Do you promise to be good?
MONICA: What can we do for you?
Roy: Didn't do anything? I took a bus all the way from Hoboken. I climbed ... I dunno... like a billion stairs... It's not like I can take them two at a time!
ROSS: Ok, Pheebs. See how I'm making these little toys move? Opposable thumbs. Without evolution, how do you explain opposable thumbs?
Phoebe: Oh, thanks a lot. Do you want to get a cup of coffee?
CHANDLER: How do you know that? How?
Joey: Oh hey but, before you guys do that (To Rachel) I need to talk to you, and Ross, I need to talk to you.
Chandler: And I will cook anything you want in here (points to the kitchen), and do anything in there! (Points to the bedroom.)
Joey: You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?
STRANGER: Hey, how, how did you do that?
RACHEL: Ohh, I'm gonna have to get over it. God, see I didn't know that's I had to do, I just have to get over it.
Monica: Well, I was thinking, that you gave the guys such great haircuts, I thought, maybe you'd like to do mine?
RACHEL: Oh yeah. In fact you know what I'd do?
PHOEBE: Do I? Thank you, so do you.
Paul: Good. Good. Not that we dont want you to stay, obviously youre welcomeHow much more homework do you have?
MONICA: Rachel, that's all we do.
JOEY: All right, you know what we gotta do? We gotta get you outta here. Come on, I'll buy you breakfast, let's go.
Chandler: If can invade Poland, there isn't anything I can't do.
Rachel: Well, Joey probably thinks Ill just embarrass him. Yknow, he thinks Im some kind of a soap opera nutWhich Im not! Im not. Although I do know that your uh, your favorite ice cream flavor is butter pecan. (Starts stroking his arm) And uh, and that your-your dogs name is Wally. Well look at that, Im just stroking your arm.
Rachel: Well, I mean, do you think you can ever have both? Y'know? Someone who's like, who's like your best friend, but then also can make your toes curl?
Joey: The hell with hockey, let's all do that!
Chandler: Technically we could have sex again. What do you think, bossy and domineering?!
CHANDLER: I'll see you guys later, I gotta go...do a thing.
Monica: Yeah, well I might be if I had the supplies! I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don't.
Chandler: Alright, you did it! Do we have any fruit?
Chandler: (to nurse) Let me ask you, do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner?
WAITER: Well, when you do, just let me know. I'll be right over there on the edge of my seat.
RACHEL: Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?
WAITER: Do I dare ask?
Phoebe: What are we gonna do? I'm starving.
MONICA: If it makes anybody feel better, then we can just forget the thing, and we'll just do the gift.
ROSS: We're just tryin' to do a nice thing here.
MONICA: Do I know you?
MACHINE: Here comes the beep, you know what to do.
ROSS: Come on, don't do this.
ROSS: Even though you do do a good Bob impression, I'm thinkin' when she sees you tomorow, she's probably gonna realize, "hey, you're not Bob."
JULIE: So is there like a story or do they just stard doing it right. . . oh, never mind.
ROSS: So, uh, does it do anything, you know, special?
RACHEL: Oh, no no no no. Oh no no no no. I have to do this to her?
Ross: (takes a drink) Damn, this coffees cold! Hey Rach, do you mind if I heat this up on your loins? (Joey and he both laugh.)
Phoebe: Oh, look at these! Hey, Ben. Just do it. (Ben starts to cry) Oh my God, oh, ok, was that too much pressure for him?
PHOEBE: Ok, do you know A minor?
PHOEBE: Right. My name was on there, but now it just says "carrot cake". So, um, so um, how many chords do you know?
PHOEBE: Ok, do you know how to go from D to A minor?
CHANDLER: What're we gonna do? What're we gonna do?
RACHEL: Do you?