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Joey: Hey Pheebs! Listen, uh can you do me a favor? I forgot the pin number to my ATM card can, can you get it for me?
Phoebe: (to Joey) Ooh, do you want to talk to Chandler?
Chandler: (To Phoebe) Y'know what? I have been trying to apologize to him all week! If he's not gonna let me do it on the phone, I'm gonna go down there and do it in person.
Chandler: Do we have to?
Phoebe: Uh-huh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?
Chandler: How do you feel about the, "I really did forgot the present, please forgive me" not fake out?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is coming out of the bathroom after a shower wearing only her bath robe, walks into the kitchen, and opens the fridge. As she bends over to grab a bottle of wine, her robe falls open (Damn this network primetime programming, we didn't see anything!) and she quickly closes it again. But then realizes she didn't have to do that. So she closes the fridge and stands next to the table, thinks about it for a little while and ]
Ross: Do you want me too?
Ross: So do I. (Slowly walks in.) Okay Rach, before anything happens (He takes off his coat) I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. (Turns back to face her.) This is just about tonight. I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of "Us." (Rachel's confused) Okay? I just want this to be (Kicks off his left shoe) about what it is! (Kicks off the other one.)
Monica: I can not see him? I mean, you can't tell me what to do!
Joey: Wait a minute! Why don't I do what that guy did? I'll take this $100 and turn it into $5,000! And then I'll turn that into enough money to get my movie going again!
Rachel: Yes, I'm sorry. Do you have any extra pants? Umm, my friend seems to have had a little accident.
Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!
Phoebe: How do you know about this?
Ross: My nana used to do it. That's how she paid for all my dancekarate lessons.
Ross: (on the phone) Yes, hello. I have a question. Umm, I used your pen to draw on my friend's face. (Listens) A beard and a moustache. (Listens and laughs) Thank you. (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) No, she didn't think so. (Listens) I know it's like (turns and sees Rachel staring at him and quickly changes the subject) anyway, umm well make-up didn't cover it and we've tried everything to get it off and nothing's worked. What-what do we do? (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Oh! Okay. (Listens) Okay, thank you! (Rachel gets excited at his tone.) (Hangs up the phone) Yeah, it's not coming off.
Joey's Hand Twin: Do I know you?
Joey: Okay, so what are we going to do about this hand twin thing?!
Joey: Look, you and I have been given a gift. Okay? We have to do something with it. Like-like, hand modeling! Huh? Or-or magic! And you know NASA's gonna wanna talk to us!
Monica: That's right baby! Okay, what do I want now?
Monica: Okay, good! Okay, what do I want now?
Monica: Oh, that's because I had lunch with RichMe neither! Okay, what do I want now?
Chandler: Okay, so if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it! {Whoa! Where have I heard that before? Matthew Perry talking about signs in Las Vegas. I guess it must've been some movie I saw.} What do you say?
Phoebe: Yeah, from now on everyone you lurk, I'm gonna lurk first! You move on to someone else, I'm gonna be one step ahead of you, every single time! And then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day 'til Monday, because that's when I go home. When do you leave?
Ross: I'll do it. Hey, whatever you need me to do, I'm your man. (He starts to sit down on the bed. There's one problem though, he's about two feet to the left of it. Needless to say, he misses and falls on his butt.) (Looking up at Joey.) Whoa-oh-whoa! Are you, are you okay?
Rachel: Oops! All right, so what do you want to do now?
Phoebe: (entering and sitting down at the table.) Hello. My name is Regina Phalange. I'm a businesswoman in town on business. Would you like to see my card? (Looks down) Ooh, what did I do with my file-a-facts? I must've left it in conference room B.
Joey: Me?! Oh come on, man! You can't do this! Come on! (Being dragged out by the guard) I'm your hand twin!!
Monica: Are you sure you wanna do this?
Rachel: What?! The duck?! What the hell did the damn duck do now?!
Rachel: Now Joey, what did the duck do?!
Joey: Where do you think, (pause) Zelda?
Phoebe: Ooh, I cant do this. My mom was right. If I cant-if I cant give him up, then theres no way I can give up a baby. Ohh, God, Frank and Alice are gonna be so crushed. What-what else, what else can I give ema kidney!
Mrs. Geller: You tell her Jack, I cant do it.
Chandler: So explain something to me here, uh, what kind of a relationship do you imagine us having if you already have a husband and a boyfriend?
Monica: I cant believe this. Do you think that your parents could help pay for it?
Rachel: Do you even understand what off the rack means?!
Phoebe: Yeah. And believe me, this suit does not do justice to whats underneath it.
Ross: Do you realize I have a classroom full of students?
Joey: Hey Rach, do you smell smoke?
Phoebe: (entering) Ross! How could you do that to an old man?!
Phoebe: Oh, you're a paleonthologist, too! (pause) Oh, ok, now, what do you think of Ranion's new theory of species' variegation in segmented arthopods?
Monica: You do?!
Chandler: Yeah, Im putting my foot down. Yeah look, when I proposed I told you that I would do anything to make you happy, and if having the perfect wedding makes you happy then, then thats what were gonna do.
Chandler: Sure you do.
Rachel: All right! Yknow what? Thats it! You wanna do it?! Lets do it!
Phoebe: Okay, I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. I just dont know what the big deal is!
Rachel: Do you even know what a vicar is?
Chandler: So, what do you think?
Rachel: (starting to move closer to him) Thats right, I wanna do it with you! Ive been trying to fight it, but you just said all the right things.
Phoebe: So what do you guys want for an engagement present?
Joey: Why would I do that? It took three guys to get the thing in there!
Phoebe: If you dont sail your boat, what do you do on it?
Chandler: Do you know what I was thinkin?
Chandler: Well, its good that you finally have a place to do that.
Monica: This is so cool, maybe this is something you can do every week.
Monica: Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do: We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex.
Monica: Yeah! I bet I can do it.
Rachel: No. What do you do if I say we are coming about?
Rachel: Wrong! How do you get the mainsail up?
Monica: I missed this apartment! Now, this is a grown-ups apartment! Yknow, I-I should be with a grown-up, do you know what I mean?!
Phoebe: You do?
Rachel: Dont just say yes! This isnt a game, Joey you can really get hurt out here. Okay, so do you want to pay attention or do you want to die?!
Chandler: Why do they put so much steam in there?!
Joey: Do you want me to learn?!
Monica: Ugh, shes upstairs not doing the dishes! And I tell ya something! Im not doing them this time! I dont care if those dishes sit in the sink until theyre all covered withIll do them when I get home!
Joey: Hey, yeah! Then we could do that telephone thing! Y'know, you have a can, we have a can and it's connected by a string!
Rachel: What do you mean you quit?! You cant quit!
Chandler: What did you do when they found out?
Chandler: So do you think uh, Joeys more charming than me?
Rachel: What are you gonna do Pheebs?
Chandler: Now, do I get to look at this book or is it just for people who are actually involved in the wedding?
Monica: Phoebe, do you think that your favorite animal says much about you?
(They both break into a huge laugh and do that stop motion thing they had at the end of ChiPs.)
Phoebe: Okay. (To the jeweler) Listen, Im sorry about before. Do you have anything her for $10.
Rachel: Okay, well this is all very impressive Hilda, um I just have one last question for you. Uh, how did I do? Was this okay?
Rachel: Okay, hold on just a second. (She grabs a camera out of the desk and takes his picture.) Im sorry, its for human resources, everybody has to do it. Could you just stand up please?
Chandler: Oh no-no, I cant do that.
Rachel: I love him. Hes so pretty I wanna cry! I dont know what to do. Tell me what to do.
Joey: So! Stryker Remoray huh? When do you want me to start?
Chandler: No Im serious, we should tell each other everything. I do not have any secrets from you.
PHOEBE: No. What do you, what do you want me to be, like some stupid, big, like, purple dinosaur?
Chandler: Yep, we're a couple and that's what couples do. And, I wanna meet your parents. We should take a trip with your parents!
Joey: Why would they do that?! It was a good show right?!
Rachel: Joey, why would you do that?
Chandler: If marriage worked, Id be all for it. But do you know what the divorce rate in this country is? 97%.
Ross: Oh, nothin much. Just trying to figure out what Im gonna do for dinner.
Chandler: Yeah that was stupid. Lets not do that.
Phoebe: Speaking of Christmas, umm since Monica and I are starting a new business and have like no money, umm, this year maybe we could do secret Santa, and then we each only buy one gift. And-and theres the added mystery of who gets who.
Tag: Do you have a minute?
Monica: Chandler what do you say?
Chandler: No, its not! When I looked at the other ring I could see Monicas face when I gave it to her, yknow? And I could see her saying yes. When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring! Unless I look at it really closely and then I can see my own eye. (Does so and laughs.) Look, this is the most important thing Im gonna do in my life. I wanna make sure its perfect.
Rachel: Because youre not finished yet and I wont have it! Greens do not quit!
Rachel: Really?! Got a little crush on Tag there do ya?
Monica: Chandler, listen to me sweetie, I know you can do this. Okay? You have a beautiful smile.
Monica: Do you really want to pull at that thread?
Joey: I mean, it's not so much an underpant as it is a feat of engineering. I mean, it's amazing how much they can do with so little material! And the way they play with your mind! Is it there? Is it not there?
RICHARD: If I have to I'll, I'll do all again , I'll do the 4 o'clock feeding thing, I'll go to the P.T.A. meetings, I'll coach the soccer team.
Ross: Well, excuse her for knowing what she wants to do with her life!
Rachel: Hi! (He hands her, her mail) Thanks, hey so uh whatd you do last night?
Chandler: (sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Rosss situation?
Tag: No. We had a really good talk. I dont think Im gonna do that bar scene anymore.
Tag: Do you believe that there is one perfect person for everyone?
Tag: And if that person is already in your life, you should do something about it right?
Whitney: I do know.
Rachel: Oh no, yes I do! I do! I mean, come on go on, you were, you were saying I am happier when uh, yknow?
Monica: Yeah, we really do!
Phoebe: Yeah, Ill do that. So who gets to be yours?
Monica: Rachel would be Phoebes, I would be Rachels, that way we all get to do it once and no one would get upset.
Joey: Yep. Hey, what do you say we make it a double feature?
Phoebe: (gasps) You wouldnt! Okay look, Rachel I know you really want to do this, but I-Ive never been maid of honor to anyone before! And I know youve done it at least twice!
Rachel: Right. So, what you have to do is, you have to accidentally run into her on purpose. And then act aloof.
Joey: Yes we do! Now look, that was the best nap I ever had!!
Phoebe: Yeah, umm thats Whitney (Points), Kyles ex-wife out there, now do you think that you can yknow divert her so that we can slip out?
Ross: Look, I dont think so Pheebs. (Pause) All right, Ill do it. But just because youre a friend. (Grabs the tickets and heads to divert Whitney.)
Joey: Fine! Do you want something to drink?
Joey: I want to do it again.
Ross: We cant do it again.
Ross: Sure, what do you got?
Joey: No, one man for the rest of my life? I dont know if I can do it! This means Ill never get to sleep with Joey!
Joey: Were now in the ceremony, Monica is about to say, "I do" when her drunk uncle starts yelling. What do you do? Go!
Phoebe: Hey! Do you want do you want a little taste of Pheebs?!
Monica: No! No! I shouldnt have even opened these! I mean IJoey I am out of control!! Joey, you have to do me a favor. No matter what I say, no matter what I do, please do not let me open another present! Okay?
Chandler: I would really love it if could do both.
Rachel: You do? Why?
Joey: Obviously! So, how do we decide?
Chandler: You didnt bring me here to do that, did you?
Joey: Oh wow Wayne, its not really something you can teach yknow? Its pretty much something youre born with if you(Off Chandlers look)You-you can teach it! Ill show you right how to do it.
Wayne: It can do this. (He moves C.H.E.E.S.E.s arm close to Joeys special area and he jumps back.)