words in movies
Joey: Hey Pheebs! Listen, uh can you do me a favor? I forgot the pin number to my ATM card can, can you get it for me?
Phoebe: (to Joey) Ooh, do you want to talk to Chandler?
Chandler: (To Phoebe) Y'know what? I have been trying to apologize to him all week! If he's not gonna let me do it on the phone, I'm gonna go down there and do it in person.
Chandler: Do we have to?
Phoebe: Uh-huh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?
Chandler: How do you feel about the, "I really did forgot the present, please forgive me" not fake out?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is coming out of the bathroom after a shower wearing only her bath robe, walks into the kitchen, and opens the fridge. As she bends over to grab a bottle of wine, her robe falls open (Damn this network primetime programming, we didn't see anything!) and she quickly closes it again. But then realizes she didn't have to do that. So she closes the fridge and stands next to the table, thinks about it for a little while and ]
Ross: Do you want me too?
Ross: So do I. (Slowly walks in.) Okay Rach, before anything happens (He takes off his coat) I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. (Turns back to face her.) This is just about tonight. I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of "Us." (Rachel's confused) Okay? I just want this to be (Kicks off his left shoe) about what it is! (Kicks off the other one.)
Monica: I can not see him? I mean, you can't tell me what to do!
Joey: Wait a minute! Why don't I do what that guy did? I'll take this $100 and turn it into $5,000! And then I'll turn that into enough money to get my movie going again!
Rachel: Yes, I'm sorry. Do you have any extra pants? Umm, my friend seems to have had a little accident.
Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!
Phoebe: How do you know about this?
Ross: My nana used to do it. That's how she paid for all my dancekarate lessons.
Ross: (on the phone) Yes, hello. I have a question. Umm, I used your pen to draw on my friend's face. (Listens) A beard and a moustache. (Listens and laughs) Thank you. (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) No, she didn't think so. (Listens) I know it's like (turns and sees Rachel staring at him and quickly changes the subject) anyway, umm well make-up didn't cover it and we've tried everything to get it off and nothing's worked. What-what do we do? (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Oh! Okay. (Listens) Okay, thank you! (Rachel gets excited at his tone.) (Hangs up the phone) Yeah, it's not coming off.
Joey's Hand Twin: Do I know you?
Joey: Okay, so what are we going to do about this hand twin thing?!
Joey: Look, you and I have been given a gift. Okay? We have to do something with it. Like-like, hand modeling! Huh? Or-or magic! And you know NASA's gonna wanna talk to us!
Monica: That's right baby! Okay, what do I want now?
Monica: Okay, good! Okay, what do I want now?
Monica: Oh, that's because I had lunch with RichMe neither! Okay, what do I want now?
Chandler: Okay, so if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it! {Whoa! Where have I heard that before? Matthew Perry talking about signs in Las Vegas. I guess it must've been some movie I saw.} What do you say?
Phoebe: Yeah, from now on everyone you lurk, I'm gonna lurk first! You move on to someone else, I'm gonna be one step ahead of you, every single time! And then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day 'til Monday, because that's when I go home. When do you leave?
Ross: I'll do it. Hey, whatever you need me to do, I'm your man. (He starts to sit down on the bed. There's one problem though, he's about two feet to the left of it. Needless to say, he misses and falls on his butt.) (Looking up at Joey.) Whoa-oh-whoa! Are you, are you okay?
Rachel: Oops! All right, so what do you want to do now?
Phoebe: (entering and sitting down at the table.) Hello. My name is Regina Phalange. I'm a businesswoman in town on business. Would you like to see my card? (Looks down) Ooh, what did I do with my file-a-facts? I must've left it in conference room B.
Joey: Me?! Oh come on, man! You can't do this! Come on! (Being dragged out by the guard) I'm your hand twin!!
Monica: Are you sure you wanna do this?
Ross: No. No-no. No. What would you do next?
Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, whoa. Do you ah, want to get her something speacial, get her flowers, get her candy, get her gum, girls love gum.
Chandler: You do owe me so much. You owe me three thousand, four hundred
Joey: Chandler, Chandler, yknow what we should do? You and I should go out and get some new sunglasses.
Monica: No-no, its not okay! Its not! I mean you were just Youre so incredible! You went through all this time and effort to make this tape for me! Yknow Im just gonnaI, I am gonna make this up to you! I will! I-I am going to cook anything you want in here (points to the kitchen), and I am going to do anything you want in there! (Points to the bedroom.)
Joey: (to the receptionist) Hi uh, Im Joey Tribbiani and with all do respect Id like to donate some fluids.
Fireman #1: Well uh, do either of you smoke?
Joey: Hey man, look sorry about that Archie thing. Do uh, do you need me to give you some money?
Joey: When youre off the phone, do you wanna get a pizza?
Ross: Yeah. What-what should I do?
Joey: You couldnt do it?!
Chandler: I couldnt do it.
Chandler: Well maybe there is one thing you can do.
Ross: What do you want to do now? Huh? You wanna go get a drink?
Elizabeth: No, I have some turning 21 to do.
Ross: Oh, you have some studying to do?
Elizabeth: Do you not want to be seen with me?
Chandler: Okay. Okay. (Joey puts him down.) What are you gonna do to me if you get the part?
Rachel: Do you guys know any cute guys?
Monica: Chandler, do you think we talk about our relationship enough?
Ross: Postpone it? Emily, do you think Monica realises how much our parents spent on this wedding? Do you my sisters teeny-tiny little brain comprehends that people took time out of their lives to fly thousands of miles to be here, huh? (He puts his pants on backwards.) This isnt right.
Monica: (To Chandler) Do you want our guy to be your guy?
Elizabeth: Oh! Sorry! Umm, I actually do need to talk to you.
Ross: I can do that. Oh-oh, what if she gets upset?
Ross: What?! What? How do you, how do you even know its broken?!
Ross: Do not give him any money!
Joey: All right. Chandler, do you remember how I told you about our fridge?
Phoebe: What did you do on yours?
Monica: No, you�re right. Mnya, we shouldn�t do it like this. Huch. For what it�s worth, I�m, I�m sorry. I shouldn�t have come down on you so hard about the smoking. So you had a few cigarettes, not the end of the world.
(Ross leaves to do so and Rachel enters with a guy.)
Phoebe: Well, so do a lot of people.
Phoebe: So, Sebastian, do you do any volunteer work?
Chandler: No! I just happened t�do a lot trivias about smoking in different states. For example, in Hawaii cigarettes are called Leyhallalookoos.
Monica: All right guys stop it. Rachel, were very sorry that is a very insensitive thing for us to do. And yknow what? Let us make it up to you, we have two really great guys for you.
Ross: Then what am I supposed to do?
Chandler: So, why is she leaving? Is it a school night and she has a lot of homework to do?
Monica: Youre gonna like him so much. So umm, when do you want to meet him?
Ross: Oh, hey, hey Rach, do you notice anything..ahh
Joey: (jumping up) All right! But uh, listen, what do you say we crank it up a notch?
Monica: No! You cant do that!
Chandler: Oh, great. We have to watch him do yoga in his underwear, but for this he closes the drapes!
Ross: Of course! It all adds up! I mean you youre obsessed with her. Its always, "Ross, what are you gonna do about Rachel?" "Ross, why-why are you moving in with Rachel?" "When are you gonna confess your secret marriage to Rachel?" You want her!
Rachel: Ill tell ya who should be embarrassed! Its you guys! Come on! This is ridiculous! Thank you very much, but I do not need you to get me a date!
Joey: Not anymore. So anyway, how do you want to pay me?
Chandler: Do you want me to call?
Monica: No, Ill do it. You just stick to your job.
Joey: Theres just so much pressure. I mean no offense, but what you guys do is very different. I dont know if youd understand.
Interviewer: So, uh, what are you going to do next?
Joey: Oh-ho-ho, you think I dont know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me! (He opens the door and feels inside.) Well what do you know! Broken! Thatll be $400!
Joey: How could you do this to me Chandler?! This part couldve turned my whole career around!
Monica: Actually, I was gonna do them jullienne.
Chandler: Do you think hell ever forgive me?
Phoebe: Oh! All right. Now, let's not do this!
Rachel: No, honey, they're not, but don't worry, because we are going to find them, and until we do, we are all here for you, ok?
Joey: That's it? You're-you're gonna let me do this?! This-this is my career we're talking about here!
Chandler: Oh, we could do this all day.
Ross: What? No! Of course, of course I do! Are-are they gone?
Joey: Hey, do we do this too much?
Monica: (To Chandler) You are going to make a joke about my special present! Why would you do that?!
Rachel: (To Phoebe) We do?
Chandler: Are you judging them by their covers? Because youre really not supposed to do that.
Joey: Okay. Hey uh, when do I get to meet the robot?
Rachel: But honey he calls everybody by a nickname! Okay, look, I know, all right, just one dinner, please, just one night for me, please. I just want him to love you like I do. (Ross looks at her) All right, well not exactly like I do, but, but, if you do come to dinner, Ill love you like I do in that black thing that you like.
The Producer: Im sorry, why dont we do that right now? Hes right here. (Points to a guy.)
Joey: Im sorry, it justI dont know it doesnt really look like it can do anything.
Joey: (slaps Wayne on his cheek) How do you do there, Wayne? (Backs away.)
Monica: I swear, I promise. I promise. Oh my God, I'm so excited! {And I just can't hide it! I'm about to lose control and I think I like it! Sorry, just couldn't resist it.} All right, listen let me tell you, do not get her flowers. Okay? Because y'know, she cries when they die, and there's the whole funeral
Monica: (wiping her nose) Are you saying that you dont wanna get with this? (Tries to do a little sexy body rub, but it doesnt work all that well with the big robe.)
Paul: Oh, you dont have to do that every time.
Monica: Do you want to go out on a date with her?
Ross: Yeah. You know what? I know what you mean; I do that too.
Rachel: Whoops. (Starts to go into Chandler and Joeys.) Oh, hey, do you need help with that?
Joey: (happily) What do you need?
Chandler: Oh Im so sorry man! Is there anything I can do?
Joey: I may have to, I hate to do it, but Im the star! Yknow? Theres a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor. (His cell phone rings) Excuse me. (Answers it, on phone) Joey Tribbiani.
Ross: Umm, say youre gonna be starving after all this moving. What do you say I take you to dinner tonight?
Phoebe Sr.: You do?! Wait, I like umm, the Beetles.
Ross: Yeah, I-I really do. (takes a dinosaur mug out of the box) Hey! This-this was a gift?!
Joey: Hey, imagine if I never got fired off Days Of Our Lives! (Closes his eyes to do so.) Oh-hey, theres Carol again!
Joey: Hey, you wanna do Joey a favor, maybe you go out with Joey. (He turns around to see Chandler glaring at him.)
Monica: Where do you want to start?
Monica: Okay, Rachel, do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone that you love them and not have them say it back?
Phoebe: Oh wow. What, do you think maybe hes gonna tell you that hes gay?
Rachel: Im gonna do it too!
Ross: You dont understand! Elizabeth was about to ask me to go on a trip with her! Is that taking it slow?! No, Im not ready for this! Okay? What-what do I tell her?
Elizabeth: Do you know where the store is?
Phoebe: Monica slow down! Ok? I'm just excited to be living with him. You know I mean, I don't know, Can I see someday being married to Mike? Sure! Yeah. Y'know..I can picture myself walking down the aisle in a wedding dress that highlights my breasts in an obvious yet classy way. But do I want that house in Connecticut...you know..near the good schools where Mike and I can send Sophie and Mike Junior.. Oh my god I do.
Elizabeth: Do you want to ride around town on my little pink bicycle?
Janine: Well, I don't think there is anything to do. I mean I think you're really sweet, but I'm just not interested in you like that.
Elizabeth: Ohh, I wouldnt do it in there. Thats my dads bedroom.
Rachel: Look, I cannot do this right now, okay, Ive got a deadline, would you just go home, Ill talk to you later. (storms out)
Paul: What do you need from the car?
Joey: Really? You'd-you'd do that for me?!
Joey: Okay. Okay, I can do this. I can tell her how I feel. Just uh, just stand up straight. (Does so.) Take a couple deep breaths. (Does so.) Look confident. (Does so as Rachel opens the door and startles him.)
Phoebe: What are you gonna do?
Phoebe: Well, what did he do?
Joey: I didnt do that! Who wouldve done that?!
Rachel: I do the same thing.
Emily: (Yelling from inside the bathroom) Youve spoiled everything! Its like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?!
Chandler: See? Now, thats why only the little fake men are supposed to do all the kicking.