words in movies
Chandler: There's this thing I really want us to do. I read about it in Maxim...
Chandler: I know, what are we gonna do?
Joey: Hey Pheebs, you know what? I was thinking... since you wrote a song, maybe I could do something for Emma using my talents! Phoebe: So you’re gonna... hit on her?
Joey: You know, I could like maybe... I could do a dramatic reading of one of her books!
Joey: Hey, I do it every week with three cameras pointed at me and a whole crew waiting!
Rachel: So, Joey, what are you gonna do for us?
Monica: Oh, did you do a picture of Emma?
Ross: No, wait ! You guys, no, no, you can't leave! Rachel already feels bad that the cake's messed up. How do you think she's gonna feel when she comes back here and all you guys are gone?
Joey: Got it! (Goes towards the front door and stands with his back to it) Hey hey hey! (to Chandler) Where do you think you're going?
Chandler: You do know, I can just turn them the other way around, right?
Phoebe: (Visibly excited) Yeah!! Let's do that!
Chandler: (Also very excited) That sounds more fun than the thing we were going to do in Vermont!
Joey: Ok, ladies and gentlemen, wind your toys! (they do so)
Chandler: I bought you. How did I forget that that's all you do?
Rachel: Oh, why do you even bother? I already ruined her first birthday... And do you know how important these early experiences are Ross? Very! According to the back cover of that book that you gave me.
Rachel: (she looks at the cake) Oh my God! Look what... you made it into a bunny. How did you do that?
Chandler: Let's do it, come on!
Joey: Were now in the ceremony, Monica is about to say, "I do" when her drunk uncle starts yelling. What do you do? Go!
Phoebe: Hey! Do you want do you want a little taste of Pheebs?!
Monica: No! No! I shouldnt have even opened these! I mean IJoey I am out of control!! Joey, you have to do me a favor. No matter what I say, no matter what I do, please do not let me open another present! Okay?
Chandler: I would really love it if could do both.
Rachel: You do? Why?
Joey: Obviously! So, how do we decide?
Chandler: You didnt bring me here to do that, did you?
Joey: Oh wow Wayne, its not really something you can teach yknow? Its pretty much something youre born with if you(Off Chandlers look)You-you can teach it! Ill show you right how to do it.
Wayne: It can do this. (He moves C.H.E.E.S.E.s arm close to Joeys special area and he jumps back.)
Joey: Man, do you know what guys want!
Joey: No idea? Who do you think brought her here?
Rachel: (does a retching sound) Wait a minute! Why dont you guys do something?!
Joey: YeahHey, dont worry, shes a terrific girl. And hey listen, could you do me a favor? When she comes out could you just mention that Im not looking for a serious relationship; thatd be great.
Rachel: Well, do you want to hear what actually happened or Joeys lewd version?
Monica: What are we gonna do?
Joey: No! No. Dont do that, just next time make sure she really likes me.
Phoebe: No, no, I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime, and their, their corpses grotesquely dressed in like tinsel and twinkly lights. (to Joey) Hey, how do you sleep at night?
Janice: Please, its because otherwise I really dont know what I might do.
Janice: Hey you guys, umm do either one of you want to get in there before I take my bath.
Ross: That's so Janine, you-you-you know what, do you know we're doing right now? You and I, we're interfacing.
Monica: Now you think I wouldn't enjoy that, because it is so fake, (Laughs) but I still do.
Ross: Well sorry, thats what I do on dates.
Monica: All right, I'm out of oven space. I'm gonna turn on Joey's. Please, watch him! Do not let Joey eat any of the food!
Janice: (starting to cry) Do you have any tissues?
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! Listen to you talkin about having kids. Oh my Joey. (She goes over and hugs him.) Oh, please dont get married before I do.
Chandler: Look, Im just gonna be across the hall, we can still do all the same stuff.
Monica: Don't do what?
Chandler: (to Joey) I have to! Okay? It's time! (Joey shrugs as if to say, "Do what you have to do") Okay, I hate dogs.
Joey: (interrupting him) Don't do it!
Rachel: Wait a minute. Do you not like all dogs? I mean, not even puppies?
Rachel: You're right, I'm sorry. Thank you. Okay, that's what I'm gonna do.
Rachel: Yeah, I know, I do. I really do.
Rachel: Okay, that's gonna take them a minute. Do you have anything else you wanna get off your chest?
Phoebe: See, this is exactly what we do not have time for. (She rushes into her room)
Chandler: What do you want from me, Ive never met the guy. So anyway, Rachel, Im sorry you cant stay, (Rachel is upset about leaving the orgy with the cigarette guy.) but the rest of us have a lot of work to do. (The cigarette guy starts rubbing Chandlers back.) What are you doing? (The guy just nods) All right, listen, Ive got to wake up!
Rachel: Okay, well, that's one less thing we have to do on Monday.
Joey: Fine! Do you take Vasa or Mustercard? (He's holding the fake credit cards that come with the bag.)
Rachel: No, Ive just always wanted to do that. Can you help me clean this up?
Monica: They love my candy? Oh man!!! Ive gotta go make more!! (Starts to do so.)
Monica: Hi. Do you know what time it is?
Gary: Well okay, Ill swing by later. Do you live in this building?
Ross: Pheebs you uh you do know how to ride a bike dont you?
Monica: What am I gonna do?! That is the dress! That is the dress! Wh Chandler wants the band. What do I do?
Joey: (watching the discussion) Hey Chandler, do we know that lady?
Phoebe: Why? Why do I have to learn?
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
Monica: Oops! (Covers its eyes.) Yknow, your birthday is in a month-and-a-half, what do you say I forget to get you a present for that too?
Emily: (running in, with Ross) Oh. Oh my God. How can this be happening? What are we going to do?
Phoebe: I cant believe it! I did it! I rode a bike! I never thought Id be able to do that! Thank you Ross.
Phoebe: Why do you think, she's having so much fun living with Joey?
Chandler: Do you think that theres a town in Missouri or some place called Sample? And ah, as youre driving into town theres-theres like a sign, and it says Youre in Sample. (He says it like urine sample.)
Chandler: How do you know so much about this?
Chandler: Richard used to do it, didn't he?
Phoebe: Yes, yes I do. God, oh its just perfect! Wow! I bet it has a great story behind it too. Did they tell you anything? Like yknow where it was from or
Rachel: No-no, they just had a big blowout over what to do with my room.
Richard: Yeah hes no good. Do you ever (pause) think about me in a (pause) non-eye doctor way?
Rachel: Oh, okay. Is that what you want to do? You wanna go over and give a little shout out to the old, hot chickas? Okay, lets do that Sailor Joe. Quick question though, (grabs some of the rigging) whats this called?
Rachel: Do you really not know where Im going with this? (Phoebe nods, "No.") It left! Its one huge room!
Rachel: So what should we do? Should we start looking for a new place?
ROSS: I'm tellin' you. You can't do this.
Phoebe: No, I do not hear that.
Ross: Oh yeah? What are you gonna do?
Chandler: Good idea. Where do you want to go to lunch?
Chandler: So apparently we just dont pay for food anymore. (Rachel laughs then Chandler notices something.) Do you see what I see?
Pete: ...so y'know, thats why, within a few years, that voice recognition is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer you buy. Y'know, so you could be like-like, Wash my car. Clean my room. Its not gonna be able to do any of those things, but itll understand what youre saying.
David: Umm, anyway Do you want to have dinner tonight?
Joey: (seeing what theyre doing) What do you got there?
Monica: (to the couple on her left) So, how about you huh? How do you know the happy couple?
Chandler: What do we use to split it?
Monica: Am I doing here? Why? Surprised to see me? Ross brought me. How do you like that?!
Phoebe: I do too. (They kiss.)
David: I-I do though.
Ross: Thats a different issue. Uh, the point is, when the baby comes I will be there to to feed her and bathe her and change her. And more than that I want to do all those things.
Joey: Anything I can do? Whatever you need.
Monica: Look Ross, the only question you need to ask is, "Do you see a future?" I mean like do you see yourself marrying her? (Ross pauses in consideration.) Oh my God! You did it already! You married her, didnt you?!
Joey: (annoyed) I dont know! (Goes back to looking through the pipe.) (Pause) Yeah, I do.
Monica: Yknow what we should do? We should all get dressed up and go to have champagne at The Plaza.
Phoebe: No he wont. And thats not even the point! Monica, I made a whole speech about you do not cancel plans with friends! And now yknow what? Just because, potentially, the love of my life comes back from Russia just for one night, I-I should change my beliefs?! I should change beliefs! No! No! No, if I dont have my principles, I dont have anything!
ROSS: Hey, tell me again, what do I do when Mr. Roper calls?
Joey: All right well, yknow I guess we know what we have to do to get down.
Joey: Oh whoa-whoa wait a minute! I have to do it?!
Ross: So do we!! So do we!! (Ross notices a couple has been staring at them.) Im sorry you had to see that.
Phoebe: Of course I do! And Im gonna give it back to you as soon as theyre done with it at the key shining place.
RICHARD: You're gonna do what to my clocks.
Tag: So when do you imagine you gave them to me? In the morning or in the afternoon?
Joey: Man, Im starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! "Do you want soup or salad?" Both! Always order both!
Chandler: Do you know what just happened?
Tag: Do you want me to check again?
Phoebe: How do you know?
Joey: (grunting) Oh my How much do you weigh Ross?!
Ross: So what do you want me to do?
Ross: Do not rush me!!
Chandler: Do you wanna?
Joey: (laughs) Why would you want to do that?
Ross: (disappointed) Sure, do whatever you want.
Ross: Thanks. (Phoebe gets up to get a refill.) (To Monica) Oh! So for tomorrow, do you want to rent a car and drive down together or what?
Joey: Apparently, theres like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and theres only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didnt know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?
Ross: All right then. (Gets up, in an announcers voice) Rachel Green! Lets play Bamboozled! (Reading from a note card.) How do you test the temperature of the babys bath water?
Phoebe: No. (Pause) Oh wait yes! I do, I do have one question. What is toner?
Phoebe: Okay, I can do that! Oh, by the way, I love my office.