words in movies
Joey: Hey Pheebs! Listen, uh can you do me a favor? I forgot the pin number to my ATM card can, can you get it for me?
Phoebe: (to Joey) Ooh, do you want to talk to Chandler?
Chandler: (To Phoebe) Y'know what? I have been trying to apologize to him all week! If he's not gonna let me do it on the phone, I'm gonna go down there and do it in person.
Chandler: Do we have to?
Phoebe: Uh-huh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?
Chandler: How do you feel about the, "I really did forgot the present, please forgive me" not fake out?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is coming out of the bathroom after a shower wearing only her bath robe, walks into the kitchen, and opens the fridge. As she bends over to grab a bottle of wine, her robe falls open (Damn this network primetime programming, we didn't see anything!) and she quickly closes it again. But then realizes she didn't have to do that. So she closes the fridge and stands next to the table, thinks about it for a little while and ]
Ross: Do you want me too?
Ross: So do I. (Slowly walks in.) Okay Rach, before anything happens (He takes off his coat) I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. (Turns back to face her.) This is just about tonight. I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of "Us." (Rachel's confused) Okay? I just want this to be (Kicks off his left shoe) about what it is! (Kicks off the other one.)
Monica: I can not see him? I mean, you can't tell me what to do!
Joey: Wait a minute! Why don't I do what that guy did? I'll take this $100 and turn it into $5,000! And then I'll turn that into enough money to get my movie going again!
Rachel: Yes, I'm sorry. Do you have any extra pants? Umm, my friend seems to have had a little accident.
Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!
Phoebe: How do you know about this?
Ross: My nana used to do it. That's how she paid for all my dancekarate lessons.
Ross: (on the phone) Yes, hello. I have a question. Umm, I used your pen to draw on my friend's face. (Listens) A beard and a moustache. (Listens and laughs) Thank you. (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) No, she didn't think so. (Listens) I know it's like (turns and sees Rachel staring at him and quickly changes the subject) anyway, umm well make-up didn't cover it and we've tried everything to get it off and nothing's worked. What-what do we do? (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Oh! Okay. (Listens) Okay, thank you! (Rachel gets excited at his tone.) (Hangs up the phone) Yeah, it's not coming off.
Joey's Hand Twin: Do I know you?
Joey: Okay, so what are we going to do about this hand twin thing?!
Joey: Look, you and I have been given a gift. Okay? We have to do something with it. Like-like, hand modeling! Huh? Or-or magic! And you know NASA's gonna wanna talk to us!
Monica: That's right baby! Okay, what do I want now?
Monica: Okay, good! Okay, what do I want now?
Monica: Oh, that's because I had lunch with RichMe neither! Okay, what do I want now?
Chandler: Okay, so if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it! {Whoa! Where have I heard that before? Matthew Perry talking about signs in Las Vegas. I guess it must've been some movie I saw.} What do you say?
Phoebe: Yeah, from now on everyone you lurk, I'm gonna lurk first! You move on to someone else, I'm gonna be one step ahead of you, every single time! And then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day 'til Monday, because that's when I go home. When do you leave?
Ross: I'll do it. Hey, whatever you need me to do, I'm your man. (He starts to sit down on the bed. There's one problem though, he's about two feet to the left of it. Needless to say, he misses and falls on his butt.) (Looking up at Joey.) Whoa-oh-whoa! Are you, are you okay?
Rachel: Oops! All right, so what do you want to do now?
Phoebe: (entering and sitting down at the table.) Hello. My name is Regina Phalange. I'm a businesswoman in town on business. Would you like to see my card? (Looks down) Ooh, what did I do with my file-a-facts? I must've left it in conference room B.
Joey: Me?! Oh come on, man! You can't do this! Come on! (Being dragged out by the guard) I'm your hand twin!!
Monica: Are you sure you wanna do this?
Monica: (to the couple on her left) So, how about you huh? How do you know the happy couple?
Chandler: What do we use to split it?
Monica: Am I doing here? Why? Surprised to see me? Ross brought me. How do you like that?!
Phoebe: I do too. (They kiss.)
David: I-I do though.
Ross: Thats a different issue. Uh, the point is, when the baby comes I will be there to to feed her and bathe her and change her. And more than that I want to do all those things.
Joey: Anything I can do? Whatever you need.
Monica: Look Ross, the only question you need to ask is, "Do you see a future?" I mean like do you see yourself marrying her? (Ross pauses in consideration.) Oh my God! You did it already! You married her, didnt you?!
Joey: (annoyed) I dont know! (Goes back to looking through the pipe.) (Pause) Yeah, I do.
Monica: Yknow what we should do? We should all get dressed up and go to have champagne at The Plaza.
Phoebe: No he wont. And thats not even the point! Monica, I made a whole speech about you do not cancel plans with friends! And now yknow what? Just because, potentially, the love of my life comes back from Russia just for one night, I-I should change my beliefs?! I should change beliefs! No! No! No, if I dont have my principles, I dont have anything!
ROSS: Hey, tell me again, what do I do when Mr. Roper calls?
Joey: All right well, yknow I guess we know what we have to do to get down.
Joey: Oh whoa-whoa wait a minute! I have to do it?!
Ross: So do we!! So do we!! (Ross notices a couple has been staring at them.) Im sorry you had to see that.
Phoebe: Of course I do! And Im gonna give it back to you as soon as theyre done with it at the key shining place.
RICHARD: You're gonna do what to my clocks.
Tag: So when do you imagine you gave them to me? In the morning or in the afternoon?
Joey: Man, Im starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! "Do you want soup or salad?" Both! Always order both!
Chandler: Do you know what just happened?
Tag: Do you want me to check again?
Phoebe: How do you know?
Joey: (grunting) Oh my How much do you weigh Ross?!
Ross: So what do you want me to do?
Ross: Do not rush me!!
Chandler: Do you wanna?
Joey: (laughs) Why would you want to do that?
Ross: (disappointed) Sure, do whatever you want.
Joey: Apparently, theres like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and theres only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didnt know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?
Ross: All right then. (Gets up, in an announcers voice) Rachel Green! Lets play Bamboozled! (Reading from a note card.) How do you test the temperature of the babys bath water?
Ross: Thanks. (Phoebe gets up to get a refill.) (To Monica) Oh! So for tomorrow, do you want to rent a car and drive down together or what?
Phoebe: No. (Pause) Oh wait yes! I do, I do have one question. What is toner?
Phoebe: Okay, I can do that! Oh, by the way, I love my office.
Supervisor: So, I think youre ready to sell toner, do you have any last questions?
Mr. Geller: You dont secretly smoke do you?
Phoebe: Yeah! Now, why do you want to kill yourself?
Phoebe: I surely do!
[Scene: The Gellers Garage, continued from earlier. Ross and Mr. Geller are still deciding what to do.]
Mr. Geller: (overacting) Thats a good one! Do you hear that Ross? Three days!
Chandler: Thats awesome! Thats great! What made you do it?!
Joey: How do you figure?
Phoebe: No-no I cant! I cant let you do it!
Mr. Geller: Ive been thinking about getting rid of it. I was driving it the other day and saw my reflection in a store window. Your mothers right, I do look like an ass.
Joey: They do!
Chandler: Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you; this may make me a better person and that is not the man you feel in love with!
Supervisor: (laughs) Why dont we do a trial run.
Tag: Come on, lets have some fun. Huh? (To Rachel) What do you want to do today?
All: Come on Phoebe! You can do it Phoebe! Come on!
Ross: How hot do I look in this, huh?!
Rachel: Nothing. I dont want to do anything.
Tag: Why? What youd do?
Monica: Okay. I can do that.
Monica: Im Monica Gellar. Who do you know the bride and groom?
Chandler: (laughing) Okay we have to do something about your breath.
Ursula: Right, why do you keep saying that?
Phoebe: Well, I never knew mine. Do you remember what it is?
Phoebe: Do you have my birth certificate?
Joey: Uh-uh, excuse me, I do have to interrupt on Rosss behalf. I-I think the rule applies here yknow, since she has a chance to get on broad back
Monica: All you had to do was buy the card!
Phoebe: Plus, it totally ruined my schedule! I I havent done any of the things I wanted to do by the time I was 31!
Phoebe: Ohh! All right! All right. Heres what well do, Ill get twice as drunk as Monica and then no ones will even notice her.
Tag: Rachel, dont do this. This is just because youre turning thirty.
Ross: God, do you realize in ten years were gonna be 40?
Rachel: Oh, what are you going to do?! Are you gonna go run tell Monica?! Are you gonna tell Joey?! No! Because then you will have to tell them what we did! We are desert stealers! We are living outside the law!
Ross: Okay. Yeah, I guess, I guess I could do that too.
Monica: Do you mind telling us what it is?
Rachel: Wait, what do you mean youre getting a new brain?
Chandler: Dont do it.
Rachel: What? Wait! Why why do you get the story?
Rachel: Oh hey-hey wait! How do we fairly decide who gets the phone?
Joey: Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, "Hey, how you doin?"
Kristen: Do you two know each other?
Joey: That was a great scene! And-and-and that slap looks so real! How do you do that?
Rachel: And do you remember going into my purse and stealing the phone?!
Rachel: Phoebe! You cant do th
Rachel: You do know that I will be here when he comes over.
Monica: Do you want some shortbread? Eh thats Scottish like you are.
Mr. Geller: Well, I dont know whats in the boxes down here, but I do know there are six or seven Easy Bake Ovens in the attic.
Joey: (shocked) I can do an English accent?! That babys going on my resume!
Rachel: Oh its umm, its tofu cake. Do you want some? (He makes a disgusted noise and heads for his room, Chandler follows him in.)
Cecilia: Right. Hes not angry at the room either. Try it again, he owns it! He owns the room. It is his. He owns, owns, owns, owns the room! He owns it!! (Joey gets a snooty look on his face.) All right, its a little weird, but its getting better. (Joey is pleased.) Oh well, Im gonna miss this woman so much. I dont know what Im going to do! I mean, its been 20 years of my life.
Joey: Oh hey come on, dont-dont-dont do this! Umm, look let-let me tell you something, okay? Now when I watch you do a scene, Im thinking, "Boy, she-she is a great actress!" (Shes not buying it.) Uh but-but, I am also thinking, "She is hot!"
Joey: Theres this woman, that I like. A lot. Well, its complicated. Shes with this other guy. For a long time. And I could never do that to the guy, yknow? Ccause were really good friends.
Cecilia: No! Its because that way the camera only sees her! (She takes her hands off his face.) Do you wanna try it?
Phoebe: Whoa! Why do you get to answer the door?
Phoebe: Wh-what do we do?
Rachel: (turning and looking at Tom again) No-no they do but, you just have to wait.
Ross: (To Rachel) Do you wanna start telling secrets?
RACHEL: I, I don't know, um, do you think you're cute? OK, we're kinda gettin' off the track here. Um, I was supposed to come here and tell you my friend thinks you're cute. So what should I tell her?
Joey: When do you think we lost her?
Phoebe: All better! Back to work! Except this clown from research told me I was fired. He should do his research, huh?
PHOE: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone. Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
(They kiss and both put their hands on the others face like Jessica would do.)
Lisa Kudrow: Do it again!
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, what do I, what do I do with him?
Phoebe: And do you know what girls are really good at?
Phoebe: Oo! You should have one of us do it!
Chandler: Sorry, I just dont like the idea of when I say, "I do," hes thinking, "Yeah, Id do her too!"
Chandler: Why? Do you another boyfriend in there or something?
Joey: Well then let me do it!