words in movies
Chandler: If you're cooking on the stove, does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Richard?
Phoebe: Thats really beautiful. What does it mean?
Monica: Okay that does sound like fun.
Monica: Why? Because everything is my responsibility? Isn't it enough that I'm making Thanksgiving dinner for everyone? You know, everyone wants a different kind of potatoes, so I'm making different kinds of potatoes. Does anybody care what kind of potatoes I want? Nooooo, no, no! (starting to cry) Just as long as Phoebe gets her peas and onions, and Mario gets his tots, and it's my first Thanksgiving, and it's all burned, and, and I... I...
Joey: No. Rosita does not move.
Joey: As in Rosita does not move.
Rachel: And your lap does not count! Okay? Come on help me move this.
Rachel: Okay, you guys, just relax. (She goes over to open the door, and as she does, she says.) I doooo. (Sees that its Joshua, not Chandler that knocked on the door.)
Mr. Geller: Oh my God, does she really thinks that?
Sarah: So thats two boxes of the Holiday Macaroons. On behalf of the Brown Birds of America, I salute you. (Does the Brown Bird salute, she blows on a bird call, then holds her hand, palm facing out, next to her face, and then waves it like a bird flapping its wings.)
Chandler: See? (Does his laugh.) Here we go. (Starts walking her to their room, and has to pass in front of Mr. Geller whos sitting at the table and Mrs. Geller whos standing next to him.)
Ross: Okay lets put aside that you (Makes quote marks with his fingers.) "accidentally" picked up my grandmothers ring and you (Does it again) "accidentally" proposed to Rachel.
PHOE: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone. Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
Phoebe: Yeah That does sound great. I'm going to get the phone. (They both get up.)
Janice: How are you Ms. Hot Shot chef with the big fancy restaurant with the best chicken ever! (Does the laugh.)
Cecilia: Oh yeah-yeah, we should get the (Pause) So when Jessica kisses a man, she usually puts umm, both her hands on the mans face. (She does so.)
Cecilia: How does it happen?
Chandler: (entering) Hey, does anybody need anything copied? Im going down to the Xerox place.
Ross: From you? (He does a weird desperate laughter, like he's almost crying) Yes, please!
Joey: Yeah. (Does it.)
Joey: (looks at the ground and at Ross) I dont know Ross! I-I tell you what, lets flip to see who does it, okay? You-you call it in the air, all right?
Chandler: (looking at them) They look great! Does your boyfriend have the best taste or what?
Monica: Okay, but all right youre a guy, does it not freak you that youre never gonna sleep with anybody else?
Joey: Pheebs! Wait up! (She stops.) Listen uh, close your eyes. (She does so and Joey passionately kisses her.) Maybe thats one thing you can cross off your list.
Joey: What the?! (Joey pounds the table and starts yelling at Rachel, and which is drowned out by applause. Rachel is desperately trying to tell Joey that hes on TV right now. He finally notices and he does his gracious loser face.)
Ross: Fine, she can stay at my place. By the way, what-what does Cassie even look like now.
Phoebe: But ifno look, okay. These jerks might not care about you, but the universe does! And that says a lot!
Phoebe: You guys kissed!!!!! What does this mean?!! Are you, are you getting back together?! Can I sing at your wedding?
(Mischa does so, and Sergei complements Phoebe, and says it slowly)
Chandler: No, its not! When I looked at the other ring I could see Monicas face when I gave it to her, yknow? And I could see her saying yes. When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring! Unless I look at it really closely and then I can see my own eye. (Does so and laughs.) Look, this is the most important thing Im gonna do in my life. I wanna make sure its perfect.
Monica: Ill get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) Im sorry, uh apparently Ive opened the door to the past.
Rachel: Huh. Does Monica know about this?
Joey: Listen, I know the invitation says 6:00, but does that mean that you want people to get there at six, or the show is gonna start right at six?
Chandler: Well, does that mean that youre not going to wearing yours?
Rachel: What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! (She does so.) Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and Im not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you dont remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)
Chandler: Does it matter?!
Monica: (To Chandler) How does that laugh not give you a headache?
Ross: What?! What does he want?! I wasnt doing anything!
Monica: (laughs) I dont have anything like that, but let me go see if Rachel does.
Ross: LookOkay, Im just gonnaIm gonna have to go find him and bring him back! Okay? You-you make sure Monica does not find out, okay?
Rachel: Oh yes! Thank you! (He does so and Rachel sits down on the couch.)
Monica: Wait a minute! So you told people I was pregnant?! (Flash) Does this look like a conversation that I want to remember?!
Rachel: (takes off her robe) Oh! Look what happened! {Don't get your hopes up guys, we only get to see her from the back or from the neck up. Its times like these I wish that the networks would broadcast some nudity other than Denis Franz's butt.} (In her head.) Huh, check me out! I'm in my kitchen naked! I'm picking up an orange. (Does so) I'm naked! (Goes into the living room) Lighting the candles, naked, and carefully. (She backs anything that might have a point like a candle on her body away.)
Monica: Yeah! (They turn to the camera, and Chandler does The Face again.) All right, maybe you dont have to smile. Lets try something else. Lets try umm, try looking sexy.
Policeman: And in the meantime you better let him drive. Does he have a license?
Ross: Okay. (Swallows hard.) Hop on Gert. (She does and Ross winces in pain.)
Chandler: Little?! You freaked out big time! Okay? And I fixed it! We have switched places! I am the relationship and king and you are the crazy, irrational screw up! (Does a dance of joy.) (Monica glares at him.) And now we're back.
{Transcribers Note: She puts the key into the ignition, which is on the left side of the steering wheel. Does anyone know why that is? Its a tradition left over from Porsches racing history. The worlds greatest endurance race is the 24 Hours of LeMans. Which is in France and runs for 24 hours straight from noon on Saturday through the dark of night and finishes at noon on Sunday. In the 60s LeMans had a unique start where the drivers would actually start the race outside of the car and across the track. At the start of the race, the drivers would run across the track, get in the car, buckle up, start the car, and drive off. Porsche wanted to reduce the amount of time that took. Since all cars to that point had the ignition switches on the right side of the steering wheel, that required the drivers to use their right hand to grab the seat-belts, put the car in gear and start it. The drivers left hand did nothing. Porsche in order to save a few seconds in a 24-hour race; moved the ignition switches to the left side of the steering wheel so that the driver could start the car with his left hand while grabbing the seat-belts with his right hand. Thats why every Porsche car built since then has the ignition on the left side of the steering wheel.}
Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.
Rachel: Oh please. (He does so.)
(She does so.)
Erin: I really dont think he does. And yknow what? Maybe you guys could help clue him in. Yknow, tell him Im-Im not interested in a serious relationship or something.
(Dramatic music plays and Joey does a little Smell-the-fart acting.)
Rachel: Oh does it matter?! All that matters is that you look so handsome.
Joey: Yeah, I-I-I'm down with that. (He turns back to the woman.) Okay, here goes. (Thinks.) How (Holds up his hand like an Indian) you (Points at her) a-doin'? (Does a little twisting motion with both hands and ends up pointing at her, he then winks. She smiles and waves again.) (To Monica) It worked! She's waving me over. (Towards the woman.) Okay, I-I-I'll be right over. Let's see, she's on the third floor
Ballerina: Thank you. (Does another ballerina move.)
Joey: When have I ever done that?! (And does the sound again.)
Chandler: Well, this does butch it up a bit.
Phoebe: Sure it does. Yeah, yeah.
Joey: (eating) Huh. So then I can heat this up? (Goes and does so.)
Rachel: Oh my God! Was she old? Does she have a view?
Hooker: Oh God! Listen, I am this close to robbing you guys. (Does the close sign.)
Mona: Okay, I guess you can close the door now. (He does so and they kiss.)
Doug: Whats going on Bing? Does uh, your wife have a problem with me or something?
Joey: Well it does when you combine it with, "This is so embarrassing, I just want to have a normal life!"
(Elizabeth leaves and Ross starts to remove his clothing right there in the middle of the living room where someone can see him. Of course, someone almost does, but he hears a door opening and )
Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?
Ross: Well, uh, does she like you?
Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself.
FBOB: OK, now before I go, does anybody else need to be picked up? [everyone raises their hands] I'm still gonna go.
Chandler: No. But Im sure (mimics Don) tomatoes does.
Joey: Does it really matter?
Rachel: Come on Ross give me the keys! Monica does not know what shes talking about! I am an excellent driver!
Jim: Someone does. Me.
Mr. Zelner: Please, come in. Have a seat. (She does so.)
Phoebe: See, that just means it's working. Does this hurt? (presses down elsewhere)
(Chandler does so.)
Phoebe: Oh, great! We couldnt keep our eyes off each other all night and then every once and a while yknow, hed kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck. (Does that to Monica.)
Joey: It's like, you got so many lines to learn so fast, that sometimes you need a minute to remember your next one. So while you're thinkin' of it, you take this big pause where you look all intense, you know, like this. (Does this intense look where it looks like he's smelling a fart.)
(He turns his back to Monica and does the international sign for big boobies again.)
The Interviewer: So umm, now back to the show. How does it feel to have a huge gay fan base?
Chandler: What does a Wicked Wango card do?
Phoebe: Wait, I think I know someone who does that.
Chandler: Goin out, huh? Wow! Wow! (Does a little celebration dance) So things didnt work out with Kathy, huh? Bummer.
Rachel: Im just kidding! You can go pee! (He does so in a hurry.)
Monica: Okay. (Does so.)
Phoebe: Joey, you pick who ever you want. Okay? You just listen to your heart. What does it tell you? (Mimicking a heartbeat and tapping her chest.) Phoebe, Phoebe.
Rachel: Yeah, I know, I know, I know he does. But I have to tell him how I feel! He deserves to have all the information and then he can make an informed decision.
Amy turns to Ross and Rachel: Why does she keep making that noise?
Joey: (standing behind her) Uh, you gotta press the button. (Does so.)
(Rachel motions for Ross to close the privacy screen, which he does.)
Janice: I mean this is so great! Were gonna be baby buddies! (Does the laugh.)
Phoebe: It really does how long do you think we have to stay?
Janice: Oh. Well then shut me up. (Does the laugh.)
Chandler: Thats funny. Does it-does it hurt? Does the labor hurt?
Chandler: What?! Why does she think that?
Monica: Does that sound like Janice?
Chandler: Does Ross know?
Phoebe: Although he does play with himself in his sleep.
(He brings his hands in closer to his face then does it again.)
Joey: Do you mind crouching down a little bit, so that I look taller? (Chandler does so) There you go. (And they walk down the red carpet.)