words in movies
Rachel: Ohh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?
(Chandler does the weird clicky thing again.)
Director: I dont see it. (To Janine) You are dancing with the tall guy over there. Tall guy, raise your hand! (He does. Janine goes over to him.)
Chandler: Yes, it does bother me! And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?
Rachel: I am jealous of her?! I mean who does she think she is?! Princess Caroline?!
Rachel: Oh Mon, listen I have to ask! Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls?
(He does a kara-tay move to silence her, then answers the phone.)
Ross: She doesnt know she was fired yet, does she?
Frank: Okay, so wait, all right, so how does that make things better?
Ross: Yeah. Right. Save it. I can do that. (Gets up and does a little kara-tay.)
PHOEBE: Does it matter? You're ultimately just gonna die or get divorced or have to blow your pets head off.
Ross: Okay. (He does so.)
Chandler: I made a (Does one of those gibberish words.)
Monica: Im just so excited to make the presents! (Chandler does another sarcastic/scared laugh and leaves.) Shoot!
Rachel: How does going to a strip club help him better?
Rachel: Ahhhhh, salmon skin roll. (She does the finger thing.)
Dr. Drake Remoray: Not so fast Wesley! (Rachel does a silent clap.)
Joey: (to Carl) Pizza!! We like Pizza!! Get out!!! (Carl does so.)
Janices Voice: (singing) Youre look for laughable (She does the now patented Janice laugh.)
Janice: Yeah, Im riding the alimony pony. (Does the now famous laugh.)
Janice: Yeah, um, Im, Im leaving now. (tries to get her leg out of Chandlers grasp, she finally does, but Chandler takes off her shoe.)
Fireman #2: Well someone does.
Monica: Does that smell bother you?
Phoebe: That doesnt lock does it?
Monica: Does Ralph mumble when youre not paying attention?
Ross: Yeah, how does Jason look in a v-neck?
Rachel: But Joey, I dont think Ross wants me to move into his apartment and disrupt his life like that. I mean(Ross turns to her with wishful eyes.)Or he does.
(Rachel does so and its one of those dance party shows they have during spring break and we see )
JOEY: Well, see when you're acting you need to think about stuff like that. My character, Joseph the processor guy, has two little girls, Ashley and Brittany. Ashley copies everything Brittany does.
(Chandler does this throat sound.)
Chandler: Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break? (Does a little whooping/party noise.)
Ross: Oh yeah! Wasnt she uh (Does the international sign for big boobies.)
Chandler: If you're cooking on the stove, does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Richard?
Kristen: (To Chandler) Excuse me? (Chandler does the shy thing again.)
Chandler: (disgusted) What does it say?!
Phoebe: (wearing a veil) Am I crazy or does this totally go?!
Paul: Yes it does.
Rachel: I mean Ross all that does is remind us that you are interested in fossils.
Joey: Okay. Okay, I can do this. I can tell her how I feel. Just uh, just stand up straight. (Does so.) Take a couple deep breaths. (Does so.) Look confident. (Does so as Rachel opens the door and startles him.)
Joey: (he stops screaming at action) "Take good care of your Momma son." (Again Alex does nothing.)
Chandler: Im not freaking out. Why would I be freaking out? A woman named Heldi called and said we were getting married, but that happens everyday. (Does one of those Chandler noises.)
Chandler: Okay. (Starts running for the bedroom) Im gonna get the ring! Im gonna get the ring! (Does so) Im gonna go find her and (starts running for the door) Im just going to propose!
Janice: (entering) Ross you left you scarf in (sees everyone.) Hey you guys. (Does the laugh.)
(Joey does the 232 divided by 13 bad news look.)
Rachel: So, does this (The dress) come in another color or (The store owner walks away.)
Monica: What does he think? Does he think Im just gonna wait around for nothing?
Ross: Oh! (Does a laugh/groan.) Listen umm, I, I just stopped by to see if you wanted to see this play tonight. Umm, its supposed to be excellent. The director is the same
Joey: Sounds great! Okay all right, well where does this go? (The lamp hes holding.)
Richard: Oh, okay. Well, Ill just leave the door open and go sit on the couch. (Does so.)
Chandler: And what does she have to think about? I love her!
Rachel: Ohh I mean two best friends falling in love, how often does that happen?
Carol: This doesn't have anything to do with the fact that he is being raised by two women, does it?
Chandler: And people say you dont pay attention. No, this is a much better job. Its vice-president of a company that does data reconfiguration and statistical factoring for other companies.
Phoebe: Yeah. And believe me, this suit does not do justice to whats underneath it.
Phoebe: (to the students) Oh, Im sorry. Im so rude. Does anyone want to come to the movies?
Monica: Ok, here we go. We need to sort out the tickets as quickly as possible to see if we've won. So does anybody have any ideas how to organize this? (doesn't let them answer) Ok, how about this: we divide them into 6 groups of 40, and the remaining 10 can be read by whoever finishes their pile first.
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Chandler: Nothing, I just like to go like this. (Does it again.)
Chandler: Does anybody know me?!
Joey: Does a good teacher say, "Put down the beer pinhead!?"
Rachel: Joey, come on! We just went over this! (She does it instead.)
Chandler: Okay. (Does The Face.)
Chandler: All right, but I should warn you, Im not going. Im going. (Does The Face while saying that last part.)
(Chandler turns to the camera and does The Face.)
Monica: Well, apparently she does.
Phoebe: Oh. Yknow, he hums while he does other stuff to.
Rachel: Why does it matter so much to you?!
Phoebe: But why does it even matter?!
Chandler: (awakens) Yeah! (Looks up and does The Face.)
Ross: Noo, nnnnn. What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?
Janice: He does?
Gary: Let me tell you what I think might be going on. (Phoebe looks down in shame.) No-no-no, don't look at the table. Look at me. (Points to his eyes and she does so) Okay, I think somebody asked someone to move in with them. And I think someone said, "Yes" but now she's having doubts because things are moving to fast for someone. Does that sound at all possible to you?
Chandler: Oooh, Im afraid that does not exist.
Young Ethan: Well, think about it. It's always on the news. 'A man is being held up, at gunpoint.' 'Tourists are being terrorised, at gunpoint.' And I just kept thinking: why does people continue to go there? (He checks his watch.) Oh, ah. I should go.
Phoebe: Does Joey have any idea?
(And she does the laugh.)
(Chandler does the same nasal sound to Chandler.)
Nurse: Why dont we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow. (Does so.)
Chandler: Okay, let me just straighten out your helmet there. (Does so.)
Chandler: Bing doesn't seem so weird now, does it?
Chandler: I am sorry, but some of us have to get up early and go to work! (Monica looks at him) (To Monica) He does not know that I am not some of us.
Phoebe: Okay. (Does so.)
Ross: Okay! Now, Im going to touch you. (He does so, very gingerly.) Ohh, thats soft. (He starts poking him and notices his salad spoons and starts to massage him with those.)
Phoebe: (gasps) Does that mean Carcass is available?
Monica: Well, no. But, um, I bet she probably does.
Monica: Absolutely! (He goes to kiss her, but she stops him and rubs his head and says...) Now get out of here you!! (Pete leaves) (to the gang) Okay, Im running out of places I can touch him! Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where theres no future? Either theyre too old, or theyre too young, and then theres Pete whos-whos crazy about me, and whos absolutely perfect for me, and theres like zip going on! I mean, seriously, does it sound like somethings wrong with me?!
Ben: No! Why does he have to go?
Phoebe: Well, it does.
Joey: Aw! Does that mean the Sam Goodys sale is over?!
Ross: Okay, all right, Ill take you. Ill go call Joan. (Does so.)
Monica:: Oh well this is the only one they had at our video store, but they did have something called crocodile killers. Or does it always have to be sharks?
Monica: Okay that does sound like fun.
Phoebe: Thats really beautiful. What does it mean?
Joey: No. Rosita does not move.
Monica: Why? Because everything is my responsibility? Isn't it enough that I'm making Thanksgiving dinner for everyone? You know, everyone wants a different kind of potatoes, so I'm making different kinds of potatoes. Does anybody care what kind of potatoes I want? Nooooo, no, no! (starting to cry) Just as long as Phoebe gets her peas and onions, and Mario gets his tots, and it's my first Thanksgiving, and it's all burned, and, and I... I...
Rachel: And your lap does not count! Okay? Come on help me move this.
Ross: Okay lets put aside that you (Makes quote marks with his fingers.) "accidentally" picked up my grandmothers ring and you (Does it again) "accidentally" proposed to Rachel.
Mr. Geller: Oh my God, does she really thinks that?
Chandler: See? (Does his laugh.) Here we go. (Starts walking her to their room, and has to pass in front of Mr. Geller whos sitting at the table and Mrs. Geller whos standing next to him.)
Joey: As in Rosita does not move.
Rachel: Okay, you guys, just relax. (She goes over to open the door, and as she does, she says.) I doooo. (Sees that its Joshua, not Chandler that knocked on the door.)