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Monica: Is he doing his shark attack bit yet?
Joey: I ended up at Ross's place. Oh, I musta missed counted or something. (Looks out the window.) Damn! She's not there anymore. Oh, l-l-look, Ross is doing his 'Watching TV' bit. (We see Ross sitting on the couch and flipping through the channels on his remote.)
(It's only when the camera cuts to Ross's apartment that we see that the TV is turned off and Ross is indeed doing a bit. He then tries to hide his smirk.)
Monica: What are you doing?
Monica: Oh umm, that's because I just wanted to y'know walk in on me and Chandler while we were, y'know, doing it all night. Will you excuse me for just a second?
[Scene: Looking through Ross's window, he's doing more pantomimes. The first one is he's walking a dog that has stopped, then suddenly tugs him forward.]
GUY: What're you doing?
SUSIE: Oh, somebody's been doing his buns of steel video.
MONICA: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow.
Rachel: Oh wow! What now Ross youre not gonna talk? How on earth will you ever annoy me? Oh wait a minute, I know. (Mimics his breathing.) I mean youd think the damn jalepeno wouldve cleared up your sinuses, but no!! Thats not enough (Ross jumps over and kisses her.) What are you doing?!
JULIE: So is there like a story or do they just stard doing it right. . . oh, never mind.
Julie: I was thinking of doing it a little shorter, you know, like Andie McDowell's new haircut?
MONICA: [answers the door] Dr. Greene. Oh my God it's Rachel's dad. What're you doing here?
Chandler: What does it look like I'm doing? I am cleaning!
Monica: (stopping him) What, what are you doing? You cant go out there.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, I'm sure. (Flashback resumes with Phoebe doing a voiceover.) And all of a sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore. (Flashback continues: Paolo rolls over, Phoebe looks down, then quickly looks up, bites lip, shakes her head)
MONICA: You, and you, you're supposed to be at my party. And Gunther! What are you doing here?
MRS. GREENE: Ross, what're you doing.
RICHARD: What're you doing?
RYAN: What're you doing? Are you scratching?
JOEY: Ahh. What the hell are you doing to me man.
Chandler: What are you guys doing together?
Monica: Hi, Dad, what are you doing here?
Mr. Geller: Well, he's doing terrible!
Monica: I don't, I just, I just like the smell of them. So, uh, what are you really doing here Dad?
Mr. Geller: So, how are you doing?
Chandler: What are you doing?
Ross: Not for tonight. Not for tonight! Wh-what, what, what, are you doing?
Phoebe: Yeah, after this, I think he'll be doing that himself.
Phoebe: Oh, great. Great. You're doing great, you know real strong. Going strong. Keep going.
JULIE: Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um....
Rachel: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Malcom: What are you doing?
Joey: So you're really doing this, huh?
Joey: What, what are you doing? What are you doing?
The Doctor: Hes doing just fine, hes resting now, but you can see him in a little bit.
Monica: There it is. Joey, what are you doing?
Joey: Hey, I only got one good arm, you know. You should be doing stuff for me. Go get me a sweater.
Monica: I'm fine, just a little tired, I'm okay. How's Richard doing?
Janice: What are you doing here?
Frank: Your not doing it.
Ross: Hey, what are you doing shopping at eight in the morning?
Chandler: I know, And then all of the sudden your Mom pops into your head. And your like 'Mom, get outta here!' You know, but of course, like, after that you can't possibly think of anything else, and you can't, you know, stop what your doing. So it's kinda like, you're, you know. You know...(Ross just stares at him). You don't know!
Ross: It was hard... I remember... I was in my bedroom... playing with my dinosaurs... playing and learning... and my father walks in and says... he says... "What are you doing with those things? What's wrong with you, why aren't you... why aren't you outside playing like a... like a real boy?
Phoebe: So what are they doing?
Monica: What are you doing with the lamp?
Monica: Oh my God!!! What are you doing?!!
Joey: (noticing Chandler) What are you doing? (he pushes Chandler back to his side of the couch) Get back over on your side of the... (sees Robert in all his glory) Hello!! (to Robert) Hi, Im Joey, we havent met.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Rachel are doing Phoebe's makeup.]
Ross: Hey Pheebs, what are you doing?
Monica: Phoebe, I thought you said you know what youre doing?
Tommy: (noticing the chick) Ooh, hey! Hey, there little fella. (picks up the chick) Mr. Fuzzy-Man, how are you doing? (starts to pet him) Aww. (The chick poops on his hand.) Eww! Oh! Eww! Gross! Idiot!! Stupid little, fuzzy, yellow creature!! Oh look at me, Im so cute, Im a little chick whos disgusting! God, youre so stupid, how are you not yet extinct!! (the duck wattles behind him and quacks) (to the duck) Quack-quack, quack-quack!! What are you quacking about?! Dumb Donald Doo-Doo!!
Chandler: Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this. (He slowly and awkwardly gets down on one knee.)
Monica: Okay, Phoebe you know what youre doing right?
CHANDLER: It's not that hard to learn. And as for people realizing you have no idea what you're doing, hey, you're an actor. Act like a processor, people will think you're a processor.
Chandler: I Think last night was great. You know, the Karaoke thing. Tracy and I doing Ebony and Ivory.
Monica: (entering from her room) Hey, guess what I'm doing this weekend! I'm going to this culinary fair in New Jersey.
Chandler and Joey: What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?
Chandler: Oh, yeah, I dont know what they were doing, but at one point sea turtles actually came up to the house.
Joey: Hey. What, what are you doing here?
Phoebe: Chandler what are you doing?!
Rachel: What are you doing here?
Sister 1: (to Chandler) What cha doing?
Rachel: Chandler! Youre smoking? What are you doing?!
Chandler: All right, I suppose I can wait a day. Hey, what are you doing Friday?
Ross: Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?
Joey: Hey, Rach, how you doing with The Shining?
Rachel: Oh no, no-no-no, that's not, not, not, what he is doing. He's just, he's just really romantic.
Ross: What are you doing?
Rachel: Monica, what are you doing?
Phoebe: So you guys, I'm doing all new material tonight. I have twelve new songs about my mother's suicide, and one about a snowman.
Chloe: Hey, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?
[Sequence 3: Chandler throws a pass to Ross, who catches it. Phoebe starts screaming and runs up to him and tries to tackle him. But all she ends up doing is running around his waist and screaming.]
Carol: Hey, what are you doing here?
Rachel: What is he doing here?!
Rachel: (startled) Oh!! My God, what are you doing here?
Dr. Franzblau: I don't know, could be an hour, could be three, but relax, she's doing great. So, uh, tell me, are you currently involved with anyone?
Joey: Oh what, wait, wait a second, I mean, what are we doing? Whos going with who?
Monica: What are you doing?
(As Phoebe stands there in shock and disbelief, Chandler comes out of the bathroom and walks to his bedroom. Hes just got out of the shower and has the towel wrapped around himself high across his chest, and another towel wrapped around his head, like women wear towels. Joey watches Chandler wondering what the hell hes doing.)
Phoebe: What are you doing here?
Ross: What are you doing? Are you trying to hurt me? Or something?
Mark: Ive kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. (Rachel is shocked) But since you were with Ross, I-I didnt do anything about it. But, now that youre not, Id really like to ask you out sometime. So-so thats-thats what Im doing, now.
Rachel: Well, oh, Mark, Im doing this for the wrong reasons, y'know? Im just doing it to get back at Ross. Im sorry, its not very fair to you.
Joey: (sees hes watching Baywatch) Ohhh. (sees he still has the chick) Ahh! What are you doing?! I thought you were gonna take her back to the store today.
CHANDLER: I can't believe we're doing this.
Joey: Hows she doing?
(She hangs up, closes her phone, turns around and puts it in her bag which is in the back of the car. While doing this and not looking at the road, she turns the steering wheel by accident, which makes the car swerve.)
Monica: Hey, guess what Im doing tonight.
Phoebe: Ross, went to get a cab so we can all... No, wh-what are you doing! No, Monica, no!
Rachel: You are so just doing this out of spite.
Joey: Ah, can I just say I know we're doing this for Ross, and that's cool, but if it was up to me, this is not what we'd be doing on our first date.
Joey: What cha doing?
Monica: Joey, what are you doing?! Its never gonna happen, shes seeing somebody.
Joey: Yeah, for sure. Okay. Probably want the first thing to be, never open your eyes. Y'know, because you dont want to be doing something and then look up and see something you dont want to be seeing.
Joey: Hi, how ya doing?
Lauren: (whispering) Tonight. What are you doing?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Monica and Chandler are sitting on one of the chairs doing a crossword puzzle.]
Dr. Rhodes: Take your shirt off, and let's see what we're dealing with here. (Ross starts to take off his pants) What are you doing?
Phoebe: (standing up) Okay, so umm, somebody has to call Frank and Alice. (As she is talking Joey is sticking the camera under her skirt.) And then my mom wants to know-(notices Joey)-Joey, what are you doing?!
(Ross throws his hands out in a What are you doing? gesture)
Pete: Well ah, Ive been doing a lot of thinking, and I look at my life
Ross: (stunned) Dude, what are you doing?
Phoebe: Oh, so, how are we doing?
Rachel: (entering, interrupting them) Hey guys! What's... (sees what they're doing and stops, the guys are stunned)
Chandler: You know, it haunts me? Up til now, the worst thing I ever saw, was my father doing tequila shots off the naked houseboy. After this, I would gladly make that my screensaver!