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Rachel: Joey? Could you get that? (There is no answer and she goes and opens the door to Joey.) What are you doing here? I thought you were in your room?
Rachel: Well youre not gonna be able to keep doing this.
Rachel: No! No! Seriously, whats wrong with the dog?! Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? What happened to your date?
Rachel: Yknow, I never thought Id say this about a movie, but I really hope this dog dies. (Joey brings over a stool at sits on it next to Rachel whos in the big chair.) What are you doing over there? Come sit here, you protect me.
Rachel: Hi! Wh-what are you doing here?
Joey: (sees Rachel) Oh, uh, hey Rach. I uh, I was just coming over here to uh Oh wait, I dont have to lie to you, you dont live here anymore. Uh, Im eating their food. What are you doing?
Chandler: Well, I umm, I mean this is just off the top of my head now, umm but I have this friend. This actor friend and he would kill me if he thought I was doing this umm, but umm would it be possible for him to get an audition for your movie say on Thursday?
Chandler: Shes just doing her job!
Phoebe: (entering) Hey! Whats up? (Sees the TV) Oh my God! What am I doing?!!
Rachel: Dont!! (Joey backs away frightened.) (To Jill) Honey, what are you doing here?!
Rachel: (on phone) What is my sister doing there?! And why are the drapes shut?!
Monica: Ok, trying to turn me on by making a mess? Know your audience! Besides, tomorrow we're doing those fertility tests and until then you need to keep your tadpoles in the tank.
Ross: Well umm, Ive been doing a lot more of my kara-tay.
Chandler: Stop it! Were doing this! Lets do it!
Jack: What are you doing here?
Rachel: Hey Mon, what are you doing now? Wanna come see a movie with us?
Monica: Well, I did one time, and-and I want to start doing it more. See thats what this is about.
Phoebe: Why is Ross doing that?
Joey: So are guys doing okay?
Monica: (opening the door) What are you doing?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, his doorbell is ringing and hes running to answer it while doing up his pants.]
Ross: What the hell are you doing?
Joey: What? What the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!
Rachel: What are you guys doing?
Chandler: Oh-oh, what are you doing?
Ross: What are you guys doing later?
Ross: (stops laughing) What am I doing?
Monica: (still writing) Phyllis sees what Im doing.
Monica: Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! (They start to leave but run into Phoebe with her guy in tow.) (To Phoebe) What are you doing here?!
Phoebe: I see what youre doing!
Monica: What are you doing?
Ross: What are you doing here?!
Joey: (screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is coming in from doing his laundry. He starts folding it as Chandler enters.]
Ross: How you doing?
Ross: Eh, her-her uncle already had planned on doing it. And yknow, we-we said our good-byes this morning, so
Ross: Wait a minute, are you doing that thing where you pretend it didnt go well but it really did go well?
Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, youre doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Yknow why? Because youre a (pause) neat guy. (Ross cant believe what hes hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. Youre just a love machine. (Starts singing) Im just a love machine and I wont work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) Im just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
Joey: (thinking) All right. Its a new day, and its just a crush, thats all! Just a little crush! All that worrying I was doing, that was crazy. Crazy! Like my friend here the bird would say, "it was cuckoo!" Everythings going to be fine. Its just a crush.
Monica: Wait a minute, are you doing Joey's (sadly) "Audition didn't go so well. (Happily) Yeah it did?"
Rachel: What are you doing?
Joey: That guys still doing that?!
Chandler: Oh, so youre already doing your part for the kids.
Chandler: Y'know what, I know what will cheer you guys up! (he starts spreading envelopes among them) I had a little talk with the boys in New York, told 'em about all the hard work you've been doing and that a little Christmas bonus may be in order.
A Tourist: (To Joey) Would you mind doing a picture with us?
Monica: What were you doing in Africa?
Monica: Oh my God! Then-then-then what are we even doing?! What is this?!
Rachel: Joey, what-what are you doing going into my bedroom?!
Monica: And yet, here we are doing it again.
Ross: Phoebe, oh my God! Wh-wh-what are you doing here?
Rachel: Hey Joey, what cha doing?
Ross: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Ross: Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!
Monica: Ugh, shes upstairs not doing the dishes! And I tell ya something! Im not doing them this time! I dont care if those dishes sit in the sink until theyre all covered withIll do them when I get home!
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
[Cut to the flashback, Chandlers no longer doing the voice-over.]
Rachel: Okay Joey honey, youre doing really good! All right, now Im just gonna need you to step to the port side. (Joey pauses as he tries to remember which side is the port side.) Remember? Remember how we talked about the port side?
Joey: What are you doing?
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
Rachel: Hey, listen umm, what-what are you doing tonight?
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Ross: Well, y'know, these people are pros. They know what they're doing, they take their time, they get the job done.
Joey: Hey, you dont even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have my machine!
Rachel: Hi Joey! What are you doing here?
Chandler: What are you guys doing?
Melissa: Oh, I was gonna talk to him about doing something tonight.
Monica: What are you doing?
Chandler: (calling from the bathroom) What are you doing here?
Phoebe: Yeah well, she certainly knew what she was doing New Years Eve 1997.
Ross: (entering from the bathrooms) Hey Chandler, what are you doing tonight?
Chandler: Now that I untangled you, how 'bout you doing a little something for me?
Chandler: Can you figure out what Im doing?
Joey: (reacting first by jumping up) Dude! What the hell are you doing?! God! (Heads for his room leaving Ross.)
Monica: Why dont you just stop doing stupid things? Then you wouldnt have to apologize.
Monica: Janice, what umm, what are you doing here?
Ross: People are doing it in front of my book!
Monica: Well, spring vacation is doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break youre doing frat guys.
Chandler: What is it doing here?
Rachel: (gets up and opens the door) Hi Tag! What are you doing here?
Chandler: What do you want from me, Ive never met the guy. So anyway, Rachel, Im sorry you cant stay, (Rachel is upset about leaving the orgy with the cigarette guy.) but the rest of us have a lot of work to do. (The cigarette guy starts rubbing Chandlers back.) What are you doing? (The guy just nods) All right, listen, Ive got to wake up!
[Time lapse, Ross is still doing Chandler's game. Tag is heading for the balcony.]
Ross: Hey! What's she doing back here?
(And walks up right behind Ross, and standard sitcom joke 2B follows with the person being insulted standing right behind the person doing the insulting while the rest of the people become frightened and try to warn the insulter about the insultees presence.)
Rachel: Oh, hi! How are you doing?
Tag: Yeah, so, please don't fire me for doing this. (He kisses her)
Chandler: And those guys were this (Doing the standard "This Close" gesture) close to lettin us play this time too.
Chandler: Hey! What are you guys doing?
Ross: What are you doing here, Santa?
Ross: I-I just thought you were doing so well. I
Phoebe: (Trying to get up.) Wait!! Where are you going?! What are you doing?! No!! Wait!! (Not able to get up.) God!! Why am I always pregnant when she does that?!
Ross: (to Chandler) What are you doing?
Ross: Thats it, your doing great.
Chandler: What are you doing?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's. Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game. Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger. The girls are in the kitchen.]
Monica: What are you doing?
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
Phoebe: (Phoebe hangs up and someone knocks on the door. She gasps.) They're here already? How are they doing this?
Chandler: No, I just always see guys doing this when they get handcuffs taken off them. (He runs over to where his pants are hanging) Hello sweet pants!
Chandler: What are you doing tonight?
Joey: (seeing what theyre doing) What do you got there?
Monica: Am I doing here? Why? Surprised to see me? Ross brought me. How do you like that?!
Monica: What?! What are you doing?!
Joey: What are you doing?