words in movies
Monica: No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?
Chandler: No I don't! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Monica: Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell.
Phoebe: Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
Phoebe: God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know! (Joey just shakes his head.) Joey, you can't say anything!
Monica: Well, you don't have to decide right now, but if you could just look at our file...
Phoebe: Oh God no, I don't wanna see him take his clothes off!
Phoebe: I don't care. We're not paying you 300 dollars for this.
Ross: I don't know what... you're talking about.
Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh yeah. There is a plan! Why don't I just start taking my smart pills now?
Chandler: Yeah, I don't know why we hang out with married couples more often.
Phoebe: Oh no, no, no, don't stop!
Chandler: Wish I could switch with someone. I really don't wanna sit with Allen Iverson over there.
Joey: I-I-I don't know. Types of trees?
Joey: (sympathetic) Oh, I'm so sorry. I don't know any Spanish words.
Joey: No, I don't think it's just about just getting a girlfriend. Y'know? I mean, yeah, I can get a girlfriend! Yeah, we could sit in the chair and do crosswords, but y'know are we ever going to have y'know the closeness like-like you guys have?
Rachel: Oh! Believe you me! I am going to bring this cake back, I don't even want it in my home... (Turns towards the cake and sees Joey trying to take a piece and yells at him) Joey, don't touch it!!
Monica: You don't know military time?
Phoebe: Well, I don't care, so you pick!
Joey: (takes her hand) Listen, I hope... that you know... (has difficulty saying it) I don't want you to see your father cry, GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Phoebe: I don't have a fax machine.
Mike: You know, I really don't feel very comfortable making this decision. You know, Phoebe knows you better, I'm gonna let her choose. (he leaves)
Phoebe: Oh, I don't wanna choose! It's (Rachel is walking by). Oh okay, wait. Rach! Listen I have a very special bridesmaid task for you today.
Rachel: What, what, what, no, I don't wanna do that.
Chandler: I wish there was an easier way for us to have a child but I don't think there is one.
Monica: Oh, is that so? Ok. If that's really what you want, then here... I give you the headset. Well, I don't really want to give you the headset. Well I guess if you're taking over, you should probably return these messages. (hands her a stack of papers with messages and calls to return)
Donny: Uh, Gene, you're gonna have a chance to go to the winner circle in the second half. But right now Henrietta you are going to the winner circle to try your luck for ten thousand dollars, right after this, don't go away.
Rachel: Oh, Ross, c'mon, please! Don't make this harder than it already is!
Rachel: You know what, I can't do this. I don't know which one of you guys to pick.
Chandler: Well, it's just with uhm, work and the stress of adoption, we just don't feel like we have the energy. Plus, we don't think it's fair that every year the burden falls on us.
Joey: I don't think they are.
Rachel: Wow, you know, it's so beautiful out there. You always wanted to get married outside. Why don't you guys just do it on the street?
Joey: Oh hey, don't worry. I'm still ordained from your wedding.
Ross: Uhm, ministers don't ride the subway for free.
Rachel: Ross, those things go like 40 miles an hour! Ok? When you're... and there is that moment when you are at the top, when you just don't know if you're gonna return back to earth!
Phoebe: I don't care... I'll be my something blue.
PHOEBE: I just think that this was a really bad sign, ya know. I mean, like the beast at the threshold, you know. It's just like, I have no family left, ya know. I mean except for my grandmother, you know, but let's face it, she's not gonna be around forever, despite what she says. And I have a sister who I've barely spoken to since we like shared a womb. I don't know, this is my real father and I just, I want things to be like just right.
Chandler: I don't know. Maybe he hooked up with that hot girl he was talking to.
Monica: You heard him! "No bigger!" "You're perfect!" "Just don't get any bigger!" Oh my god he sounded just like my high school wrestling coach. You know what? I'm going to have to talk to Chandler.
Rachel: No, come on, I'm totally ok. (hugging him) I don't need you to come! I can totally handle this on my own.
Rachel: Ross, please, don't be so scared of him!
Rachel: (she's sad) Ow. I don't want him to wake up alone! I should go to the hospital!
Rachel: I just don't want to be alone tonight.
Monica: Alright, we don't know that it's him. I mean, it could be the football guy.
Joey: Oh, no, that's okay, I don't need your help. I worked on it myself and I gotta say, I am pretty good!
Rachel: Oh, really, well Ross, you know what? I am a big girl. I don't need someone telling me what is best for me.
Ross: Rach, I think I'm gonna wait out here, because my throat is feeling a little scratchy, I don't want to infect him.
Monica: I don't know who I'm happiest for...
Rachel: I don't know, I'm not trying to do anything, it's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know... I mean, aren't you just a... little curious... (insinuating) what that would be like?...
Phoebe: Joey, you can't make someone do something they don't want to do. Believe me, there's something I've been trying to get Mike to do in bed and there's... he's just...
Rachel: Shhh don't say that loud, Gunther's gonna want to hug me.
Rachel: What? I-I don't.
Mr Campbell: Well, if you don't want to leave, why are we having this lunch?
Mr Campbell: You don't?
Monica: You're the most incredible woman I've ever met. How can I lose you? (Phoebe looks very flattered) Now, I don't actually have a ring...
Mackenzie: I don't have any great ideas. I am eight.
Mackenzie: I really don't.
Mackenzie: Well, if moving here is gonna make them happy, don't you want them to do it?
Man: You still don't know my name, do you?
Mark: Why don't we have dinner tonight and talk about it?
Ross: I'm serious. I just don't trust that guy, okay?
Rachel: What? You don't want me to get a job?
Mike: Oh! Why don't you introduce me?
Mike: Why don't you tell her my name?
Mackenzie: (at the other end of the line) I don't know... You know what? I'm gonna put you on with my bear. Hold on. (she puts the phone at the bears ear)
Ross: I don't know. I could talk to her boss. Yeah! I met him at that Christmas party. We really hit it off.
Monica: Seriously, you don't think we should tell him?
Ross: Rach, thanks but uh, I don't need you doing me any favors.
Monica: (looks confused and scared) I don't know why.
Janice: But I love my husband. And I know you love your wife. Now, I don't think we should get this house now.
Janice: I don't know what to say... I mean, you know, obviously we have this... heat between us.
Rachel: Yeah. It was the weirdest thing. Zelner called me and he said we'll do everything we can to get you back. And that I should thank some Ron... I don't even know what department that guy's in.
Monica: You don't mind me touching your belly, do you?
Rachel: Oh, Pheebs, I don't even know where to start.
Phoebe: I love you too. (they hug) Please don't... Don't turn into... you know... French bitch! (they hug again)
Rachel: (laughs) Oh, I'm sure gonna miss pretending to laugh at your weird jokes that I don't get.
Chandler: Don't say Richard! Well, if they're not Monica's and they're not yours, then whose are they?
Ross: I don't think so.
Ross: No, I don't think so.
Ross: What? I don't get a goodbye?
Ross: I don't get a goodbye?
Chandler: Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party.
Rachel: You really think I didn't say goodbye to you because I don't care?
Rachel: So if you think I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me.
Erica: I don't know. Maybe church-camp?
Ross: Chandler, you don't have a sister so you can't understand how much this bums me out.
Ross: Oh, I.. I don't know. We didn't really get to talk.
Monica: Chandler, you don't wanna miss this. This is the birth of your child! It's the miracle of life!
Chandler: (emotional) It's a baby! A beautiful little baby! And some other stuff I'm gonna pretend I don't see.
Ross: Look, even if I were gonna tell her, I don't have to do it now. Okay? I'll be seeing her again. We've got time.
Ross: Yeah, that's true. Except I don't wanna get over her.
Ross: I don't! I wanna be with her.
PHOEBE: I don't know. I mean, she obviously has some kind of unfinished business. [Mrs. Adelman's voice] Sit up!
Ross: I don't know, but I.. Look, even if she shoots me down, at least I won't spend the rest of my life wondering what would have happened. Where - where is my coat?!
Phoebe: I - I don't take passengers.
Ross: No, you don't understand. This isn't a real cab.
Joey: Ah... Chick Jr.? Duck Jr.? Don't hide from mama!
Ross: Yes, but I don't wanna die in your cab!
Chandler: Oh, don't worry, we'll find them.
Chandler: I don't know. Maybe.
Phoebe: Just one? I drive you all the way down here, and I don't get to see how it works out?
Ross: I don't care. Whatever is the cheapest.
Ross: Okay, flight 421 to Paris. I don't see it, do you see it?
Joey: (yelling) Don't worry, you guys, we're gonna get you out of there.
Phoebe: You don't have any other choice!