words in movies
Mr Zelner: Oh right, uhm, Don?
Phoebe-Estelle: Don’t take that tone with me. Who you think you are? Alan Lemond, the first black man to fly solo across the Atlantic?
Joey: I don’t know. She’s got to be taking it hard, I was like her only client. Except for this guy who eats paper. And I’m guessing he eats more money than he makes. Look, I know she’s not a great agent, but she did stick with me for ten years. I’m gonna call her and hire her again.
Ross: Well I-I-I dont care how hot it is its-its uh, its wrong.
Phoebe: (gets up and sits between them) Okay-okay, why dont I sit here and youll both stop it!
Chandler: I think its great that you work here. Youre going to make a lot of money, and heres your first tip: Dont eat yellow snow. (He laughs, then picks up a pen, glares at Ross, and writes in his journal). Ah ha ha, 2:15, coffeehouse.
Rachel: That refrigerators dont live as long as people.
Ross: I dont know Rachel, why?
Ross: Oh I, I dont-I dont think that would be the best idea.
Chandler: Well, you dont look good Joe.
Chandler: Our new fridge? I dont live here anymore.
Ross: Hmm? (Turns around and sees that its Elizabeth) Oh, a student I dont know.
Chandler: Well, maybe you dont marry this one.
Rachel: I dont know. I know I dont work late tomorrow night.
Rachel: No-no! Dont dance for me! Please? Dont! (She gets up to yell at her friends.) What is the matter with you guys?
Phoebe: Dont worry about me, Im a robot! Im just a machine!!
Joey: Well, dont get your hopes up, because probably not gonna happen.
Joey: I mean come on you guys! My own TV show? I just dont know if Im good enough.
Ross: Look, dont worry. Okay? Youre gonna be fine.
Joey: Theres just so much pressure. I mean no offense, but what you guys do is very different. I dont know if youd understand.
Chandler: Dont take this personally okay? Its just that I just cant have sex with a sick person.
Joey: All right, dont waste it, I mean its still food. (He picks it up and eats it.)
Joey: I dont know! But its the same!
Rachel: Well, wait a minute, youre the boss! Why dont you just yell at them? Or, fire them?
Chandler: Sorry! I-I-I dont know what to say.
The Producer: Im sorry, why dont we do that right now? Hes right here. (Points to a guy.)
Monica: (sits next to him) Phoebe, its okay that you dont want me to be your girlfriend because I have the best boyfriend.
Joey: Im sorry, it justI dont know it doesnt really look like it can do anything.
Ursula: I dont know. He said he did all this stuff and then I said I did it too and he got so excited, it was really fun.
Paul: I dont like you going out with my daughter Ross.
Paul: Oh, you dont have to do that every time.
Phoebe: Well, why dont you just get him fired?
Ross: Sure. Sure. Look I dont, I dont know if your plans are finalized yet, but umm, hey I-I know another great way to blow off steam.
Wayne: Dont touch him!
Joey: Yeah? Well, I dont want to talk to you Wayne! I hate you! You ruined my life! Oh, Chandler, Wayne. Wayne, Chandler. (They shake hands.)
Elizabeth: Yknow what daddy? If you dont like Ross, thats fine. It doesnt matter to me, Im gonna go out with him anyway.
Joey: Ross, you dont have to yell.
Tour Guide: Maybe its crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now (Turns around) Peter! Hey, Peter! Its me Rhonda! From PS-129! I shared my puddin which you man! I gave you my Snack Pack! (to Joey) See, he pretend he dont even here me!
Phoebe: Dont even get me started on yours!
Phoebe: I dont know, I dont have anyone right now. Yknow?
Rachel: Yeah hon, it cant hurt to put your name down! I mean in if two years if youre not engaged you just dont use it.
Phoebe: Dont feel too sorry for me. At least my boyfriend isnt gay.
Ross: You dont understand! Elizabeth was about to ask me to go on a trip with her! Is that taking it slow?! No, Im not ready for this! Okay? What-what do I tell her?
Rachel: But Joey, I dont think Ross wants me to move into his apartment and disrupt his life like that. I mean(Ross turns to her with wishful eyes.)Or he does.
Paul: Good. Good. Not that we dont want you to stay, obviously youre welcomeHow much more homework do you have?
Rachel: (yelling from the living room) Oh wait-wait-wait!! No! Dont go in there! Dont go in there! I need another soda!
Ross: Laugh it up, but the jokes on you. Because we dont need to get divorced, okay? We were just gonna get an annulment.
Chandler: No, I dont want to tell anybody else because I dont want Monica to find out.
Rachel: No Paul, I dont know anything about you! Yknow, like-like your childhood! Tell me about your childhood!
Chandler: Well, I dont see that we have a choice. But, when were back home, we dont do it.
Phoebe: I dont know! How are the-the-the-the, yknowYoure clothes arent funny.
Chandler: No-no! This is my fiancee (Phoebe) and her heart was set on that ring. You dont want to break her heart now do you?
Monica: I dont know, Ive never had to use the other one. Im just saying yknow, if were having sex, hes not gonna be talking.
Rachel: No you dont!
Ross: Yknow what? He didnt want to talk to us about being angry, well maybe we dont talk to him at all!
Ross: Look, I didnt want to rush into anything. And it seemed like she didnt want to either. But I dont, I dont understand how any of this happened! What? Did she find the ring in my jacket, assume that I was going to propose, throw it on, and-and just start telling people?
Chandler: Oh well, we dont because we got the other pl-place.
Customer: I dont know. (Pause) Let me see the ring.
Ross: I dont know.
Rachel: Well, yknow I-I dont know where he is.
Paul: Honey, we dont have any bears here.
Joey: What?! I dont have 20,000!
Rachel: Joey! It is an auction! You dont guess, you buy!
Chandler: Hey-hey, hey! (Gets up and hugs him.) I dont know why I did that!
Rachel: Phoebe, dont you think youve had enough to drink?
Joey: I dont know! Charity?
Rachel: So, if I wanna have my kid when Im 35, I dont have to get pregnant until Im 34. Which gives Prada four years to start making maternity clothes! Oh wait, but I do want to be married for a year before I get pregnant
Joey: Oh, very funny. I dont know if you remember, but my audition was supposed to be Thursday. (Chandler doesnt say anything until Joey figures it out.) You got me the audition?! Lets hug it up! (They hug.)
Mr. Bowmont: I dont think shed like that.
Monica: Chandler, wh-why dont we sit down?
Mr. Bowmont: I dont think so dear.
Rachel: But Joey you dont have $20,000!
Monica: Why dont you just weigh out the good stuff about the relationship against the bad stuff. I mean thats what I did when I first (looks at Chandler and pauses) weighing stuff.
Joey: Well, what am I gonna do Rach?! I dont have that kind of money!
Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. Theyre like, theyre like a family, and if, I dont know, theres chance they could make that work, I know I wouldnt want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?
Phoebe: Most people dont like their jobs, I love my job! I have not been working for three hours and Im already going crazy. I miss Joan.
Monica: So that marriage stuff that you were saying yesterday, you dont really believe that do you?
Monica: Chandler theres nothing wrong with crying! I mean you dont have to be so macho all the time.
Monica: You cant say that!! You-you dont know!! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I-I tried, but I-I couldnt...bend that way. So... (looks at Joey.)
Kristen: You look strong, why dont I take that and you grab one of the boxes.
Ross: Ohh, I dont think so.
Monica: No I dont know Chandler! Not anymore! Its like its like somethings changed.
Monica: I dont know why Im here.
Monica: I dont know.
Monica: Oh God (Starts looking around.) Why dont they put chairs back here?!
Ross: No! Pick me! I dont want to end up an old maid!
Rachel: Oh Im sorry. I I-I dont meanI didnt mean to stifle you. I This is all just a little overwhelming.
Monica: Fair? Please dont even talk to me about fair! Fair wouldve been you wanting to marry me back then! Or fair wouldve been Chandler wanting to marry me now! Believe me, nothing about this is fair! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!
Chandler: I dont think this town is big enough for both of us to relax in. (He blows on his hand) Draw!! (He quickly pulls the lever to raise the foot rest, like a gunfighter in a Western.)
Paul: Dont worry about it, I just didnt realize you were married. (Rachel returns and hears that.)
Ross: Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, (In a college frat boy voice) "Dude, dont you ever was your face?"
Monica: Chandler In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to fall in love with my best my best Theres a reason why girls dont do this!
Joey: You guys dont think I look 19?
Monica: Yeah, but I dont think we have time.
Chandler: Sure, you guys dont have this problem, youre made of wood. (Rachel comes out of the bathroom) Hey!
Monica: (chasing after him) Chandler! It happens to lots of guys! You-you-you were probably tired, you had a lot of champagne, dont worry about it!
Joey: Dont worry about that man, that happens.
Rachel: I dont know, yknow? I feel a little umm No, yknow what? Nevermind, Im gonna be fine.
Monica: (To Rachel) Hey! Dont be a baby!
Chandler: And people say you dont pay attention. No, this is a much better job. Its vice-president of a company that does data reconfiguration and statistical factoring for other companies.
Ross: Okay, this is getting a little crazy. I mean, Im-Im sure it would be amazing but I gotta say I really-really dont think it would be a good idea. Yknow? I really, really dont.
Chandler: (putting his hands up) Take whatever you want, just please dont hurt me.
Chandler: (angrily) I dont think thats what they were talking about Joe!!