words in movies
Phoebe: No! Rachel, thats what they want me to do. My warranty expires tomorrow, if I dont get through, theyre not gonna fix my crappy, broken phone for free! We cannot let them win! Its us versus them!
Chandler: Yeah, and I dont have any cologne.
Phoebe: Okay. (on phone) Ooh, Im setting the phone down. (does so) But Im still here! Just dont go anywhere Im still here. (starts to put on the sweater) Dont-dont switch or anything, cause Im, Im right here. (She has pulled the sweater over her head, but her head is stuck in a sleeve.) Just one sec. One sec! One second!! (She is now frantically trying to get the sweater on, as Monica returns from the bathroom.) Wait! One second! Just
Man: Umm, no, I dont think so.
Chandler: Wait a minute, wait a minute, you dont like the guy Rachels dating? Well, thats odd.
Cailin: I dont know. Could be because I dont feel like standing around all night waiting for some guy who may or may not scream.
Joey: I, I dont get you. I mean first, you hate me. Then you sleep with me. Then you want nothing to do with me, now you want me again.
Kate: I dont know! I just, just do this! I-I always have to pick the like the smartest guy, or-or the most talented guy Why cant I just pick someone like you?
Ross: Look. Look, I wasnt going to say anything to you, but... All right, I dont think you should be seeing Tommy anymore.
Rachel: You dont?!
Ross: Okay, fine, fine. You dont want to believe me? No, thats fine. (starts to leave)
Chandler: Ross, dont. Ross!
Ross: You dont want to believe me, Im Mr. Funny to you. Mr. Funny (turns around and almost spills his coffee on Tommy)
Tommy: Ooh, I dont know. Probably the smell of freshly cut grass.
Chandler: Why dont you use ours across the hall, cause she has problems.
Rachel: (pause) Wow! I dont know, maybe. Im
Rachel: Well thats gross, why dont you just take it outside and throw it in a dumpster?
Rachel: They sent me home from work. They were like, "Start your maternity leave now! Just rest, get ready for the baby." Well yknow what? Screw em! If they dont want me there, Ill just hang out with you guys.
Phoebe: I dont know. I-I think its still gonna be a while.
Joey: Nothing! Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, havent been able to stand up since. But um, I dont think its anything serious.
Ross: People ask me why were not together, I just dont know what to tell them.
Rachel: Oh uh-uh pal! Dont call me mommy! Its bad enough you call your own mother that. (He looks at Monica.)
Ross: Yknow what? The doctor will be in soon, why dont we not speak until then.
The Porsche Owner: Listen, I-I-I dont come to this city much so I dont know if youre crazy or this is some kind of street theater, but could I have my keys.
Phoebe: Good God man dont anger it.
Rachel: Thank you. (He leaves and she proceeds to plant the folder in his bottom drawer. She then picks up the phone and holds it to her breasts.) Hello? (Hangs up the phone.) I still dont get it.
Rachel: Oh honey, dont worry. I really do feel like tomorrows the day.
Chandler: You dont owe me anything, I dont want you money
Joey: Give me a number, I dont want to owe you anything!
Emily: I left a bra drying on the shower rod, you dont think your son will think its yours and be horribly traumatised?
Chandler: I dont know, five hundred dollars?
Woman: Dont worry about it.
Rachel: Oh no, I really dont want any(He takes the picture)Oh! Thank you. Oh. Oh Ross
Rachel: (simultaneously as Ross) No, I dont think well be doing that.
Rachel: No-no-dont! Dont leave me here with these people.
Evil Bitch: Dont you talk to my husband like that you stupid bastard!
Monica: Listen uh, I-Ive been doing some thinking, and I dont know whether its because were here or Rachels giving birth but umm, I think we should try to have a baby.
Nurse: I dont think the next patient is very far along.
Joey: Yeah, just a crush! Thats all this is! Its a crush! Im Joey; I dont get deep feelings.
Mrs. Geller: Just think about it. If you dont, Ill talk more about humping.
Cliff: I dont think so.
Rachel: Dont say, "Oh my God!" Oh my God what?
Rachel: Yeah, and yknow what? I love them both, so why dont you just pick one and thatll be it.
Monica: I dont want to say.
Rachel: (gasps) Emma! (Looks at the baby and starts to cry.) See? I dont want it.
Monica: Okay fine! I keep betting Phoebe that youre gonna have the baby and I dont want to lose again!
Ross: I mean we dont want to go down that road do we?
Joey: You dont have to worry about that okay?
Janine: I dont know, theyre just a little blah!
The Food Critic: I dont see any reason why I would do that to myself again.
Chandler: Well maybe you dont have to tell him anything.
Cecilia: Oh no-no-no-no, being adored. Im used to it, dont worry about it.
Rachel: I just dont know! It just doesnt feel right.
Joey: Yknow, I dont really know her.
Joey: I dont know! Maybe shes crazy! (Storms out.)
Nurse: Its all right honey, it takes some babies a while to get it, but dont worry. Itll happen.
Chandler: Dog grooming huh? Okay, just dont make my tail too poofy.
Monica: (interrupts him) If someone wants to give us a present, we dont want to deprive them of that joy.
Mr. Geller: Whoa-whoa-whoa! I dont think so! Arent you ovulating?
Mr. Geller: Oh, I dont think that. Before today I never thought of you two having sex at all. It was a simpler time.
Monica: I dont feel good right now.
Rachel: Why not? I dont want to do this alone! And hes such a sweet guy and he loves me so much.
Rachel: No. No, I dont. Could you be a dear and go tell him?
Joey: Look, its not that easy. She said she wanted to marry me. I dont want to hurt her.
Ross: I dont think you do.
Rachel: Yes, you did! And dont you say, "No, I didnt!"
Rachel: Honey dont worry, it was my mistake.
Nurse: Hey, she just woke up! Shes hungry. Why dont we give this another try?
Monica: Ok, I dont wanna be negative so Ill say that most of the signs you bought are good.
Monica: Honey why dont you go lie down.
Ross: Ah actually we dont. (Ross walks off)
Ross: No I dont.
Joey: No, look, I dont know what else to do. I said Im sorry!
Ross: Why dont we talk about this on the way to the hospital?
Rachel: No! No! Phoebe, come on! I dont want to switch! Please come on! I can throw wet paper towels here!
Ross: Yknow what? I dont like you without mom. (To Joey) Come on. (Walks away.)
Monica: Chandler, I dont even wanna see the musical Oklahoma!
Frank: Uh, no, not really, just that I was too young, y'know, but I dont see how I could all of the sudden be too young, cause Im older than I was when we first got together.
Chandler: Umm maam, do you have a minute? (She points for him to come in) I kind of have some bad news. I dont think I can move to Tulsa.
Ross: I dont think that we are.
Ross: So I dont wanna be just anybody.
Rachel: Yeah I dont think dressing provocatively is going to help me here! Oh my god just please take her.
Dina: I I dont care about fashion! Im pregnant! And I know you are too, so you gotta help me!
Chandler: I confronted her, and she didnt deny it! (Pause) I dont live here! (Goes back into his apartment and they all follow him.)
Phoebe: No, I know, Im just nervous. Y'know its just y'know Moms dead, dont talk to my sister, Grandmas been sleeping a lot lately. Its like the last desperate chance to have a family, y'know, kinda thing. Youre so sweet to wait with me.
Monica: Oh no! I dont know anything about cooking. I had to ask someone what its called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles.
Phoebe: Okay, umm, if a kid gets straight As, his parents would say, "Yeah, he pulled a Monica." Y'know? Or a fireman saves a baby, and they go, "Yeah I know, he pulled a Monica." Or someone hits a homerun and the announcer says, "Yeah, that ones outta here." Though some things dont change.
Joey: We dont need that wizard guy. We hit a couple of clubs, talked to some strangers, and uh, after this, well head down to the docks and see about that boat thing.
Evil Bitch: Dont you look at her you sick bastard!
Ken: That�s not true. If you don�t wanna smoke �
Monica: You don�t need a shower.
Rachel: Well, let�s see. The first one is: I don�t want to. And, you know, I�m not going.
Ross: Really, it would be good for you and in fact, why don�t you, why don�t you go ahead to the restaurant and I will wait for my mom and then I�ll meet you there.
Monica: So what? Don�t you have any will power?
Monica: Don�t joke (?) with me, okay? I�m very, very upset right now.
Alice: Dont get me started. (To Phoebe) Anyway, umm, since there are three babies and umm, we both got to put our names in, we would be truly honoured if you named the other boy baby.
Fergie: Joey says you dont really like his hat, but I think its kinda dashing.
Rachel: All right Joey! That is enough! (Grabs him and pulls him away from Bobby and Dina) Listen, as beautiful and moving as this ceremony is, its not legal. Okay? They-they dont have a marriage license, they dont have any witnesses, and the groom only has on one shoe!
Ross: We live together. Youre having our baby. Im not gonna see anybody else. Are you-are you sure you dont want something more?
Chandler: Look, I just dont think Monica and I are ready to get married yet! Yknow? I mean, I love her and everything but seeing Ross and Rachel coming out of that chapel was like a, like a wake-up call that Monica and I are moving so fast. Yknow? And, how do I tell her without crushing her?
Joey: Ugh! I dont know what Im going to do! I called the company that sent and th-they dont care! Then I called 9-1-1 and they laughed at me, if this isnt an emergency, then what is?
Ross: You? You! Want to watch Ben? (in the background Monica mouths Dont worry, Ill be here the whole time. to Ross.) Yes! Thatd be great, no, I just wanted to ask Monica, because I know how empty her life is. (Monica sarcastically mouths Yeah! and holds up her thumb.)
Monica: We don�t have much time. Once the egg descended the oviduct �
Phoebe: Well, I, I like the idea of naming him after someone I love, and Joey and Chandler are great names. (They both stare at her.) But, all right, I dontmaybe Ill just name him The Hulk.
Ross: Look, Chandler, its my joke. But, hey, if it makes you feel any better they dont print the name, so it doesnt really matter who gets credit, right?
Ross: (gets up) All right. Y'know what? We dont have to go downstairs! We can bring Vegas up to us! (He grabs a deck of cards and pulls up a chair.) All right, come on, come on, we'll play some blackjack. Here we go. (Deals the cards.) 13.
Joey: Do uh, do you got any beer? All-all I got is this melon stuff that Rachel left. I dont
Ross: Well then wed be in a lot of trouble, you dont know where any countries are. (Rachel glares at him.) Okay. (He goes over to the desk followed by Rachel.) Uh, say would you umm Would you mind checking again to see if any umm, private rooms may have (Handing her some money) opened up?
Chandler: (To Monica) Now all you have to do is just get through a little bit more, okay? Then we can put you in bed, okay? Just smile and dont talk to anyone.
Mac: (on TV) Well, if we learned one thing today C.H.E.E.S.E. is that cheerleaders and high explosives dont mix. (Cut to Joey laughing while Rachel, Chandler, and Monica arent amused.)
Mona's Date: Oh umm, I-I dont know if I want to wear a womans shirt.
Monica: Chandler, please dont think I was trying to pressure you. Phoebe and Rachel
Parker: Why dont all of you tell me a little about your self?
Joey: Hey, don’t get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!
Monica: Daddy! I dont think we need to hear about the specific positions you and mom had sex.