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Rachel: Listen yknow what sir? For the last time, I dont care what the computer says, we did not take a bag of Mashuga nuts from the mini-bar and we did not watch Dr. Do-Me-A-Little!
Chandler: And Im the happiest guy in the world! (Monica goes and sits down in a huff.) Oh honey, come on dont be upset. We still have so much to look forward to!
Chandler: Yeah but you dont need(Picks up something)What is this?
Chandler: So you dont have the cameras?!
Rachel: Shh-shh-shh! The guys dont know yet do they?
Monica: No! Joey and Ross dont know anything and Chandler still thinks that Phoebes pregnant.
Rachel: Dont worry I promise that you will only have to be pregnant for a few more hours, cause Im going to tell the father today.
Phoebe: I dont. He got he-he-he-hes hit by a bus.
Phoebe: You dont know him. Its not important. He wants nothing to do with me or the baby. (She sits down like shes pregnant.)
Chandler: I dont know, Monica picked out the flowers.
Rachel: Phoebe the father is not here okay? I havent told him yet and I dont think I can tell him at all now!
Rachel: I dont know, let me think. I was walking down the street thinking, Im gonna tell the father today and then bam!
Phoebe: We dont know.
Chandler: Why dont you go up on stage. Ill get a picture of you doing the speech.
Monica: (throwing up the last present) I dont know how any of these got opened?!
Joey: Well, I dont know. I think it does something to salami.
Chandler: Okay, so this isnt a picture of our first, but it is a picture of my first kiss with with this lady. Which by the look on your face Im sure youll remember. So we dont need(Rips the picture)Theres no need to have this picture. How about I take the real pictures and get them developed right now.
Ross: (shows Tag his sweater tag) Umm, I dont some Italian guy. Come on, read your own label. See you later.
Rachel: I love him. Hes so pretty I wanna cry! I dont know what to do. Tell me what to do.
Phoebe: I dont know why I was so nervous about this. And I dont know why Frank and Alice are always complaining. This is so easy.
Terry: Why dont we start right now!
Joey: I want this part so much! Yknow? If I dont get this part Im never gonna eat Macaroni and Cheese again!No, I didnt say that! Thats a lie.
Joey: Yeah, yeah. Hey, why dont you give a pull on that rope? (Points.)
Chandler: Hey, I had a terrible childhood and I dont do porn.
Joey: Yeah, yknow at first I thought we could talk about this yknow, work it out, but uh, seeing you two together I dont think I
Chandler: Oh really?! You think youre stronger? Why dont you prove it? (He pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.)
Tag: I dont think I should say.
Ross: Okay, (gets up) if youll excuse me, I-Im gonna go hang out with some people who dont know the Space Mountain story.
Tag: I know I havent worked in an office before, and I really dont have a lot of experience, but uh
Joey: Of course Im jokin! I dont take checks.
Chandler: I dont know what it is, I just cant take a good picture.
Phoebe: You dont play the oboe!
Rachel: Yeah Melissa, I dont want to be known as the uh, office bitch, but I will call your supervisor.
Rachel: Yeah, I dont think so Joe.
Phoebe: Okay, I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. I just dont know what the big deal is!
Phoebe: Okay, dont freak out. Ill go.
Phoebe: I dont have it!
Joey: I dont know. You uh, you got something for me?
Joey: I dont know Rach.
Phoebe: You dont have to be back for a half-hour!
Tag: No. We had a really good talk. I dont think Im gonna do that bar scene anymore.
Tag: Its just not really who I am. Y'know, Ive always been happier when Why am I telling you this? You dont care about this stuff.
Monica: Say it louder, I dont think the guy all the way in the back heard you!
Ross: Look, I dont think so Pheebs. (Pause) All right, Ill do it. But just because youre a friend. (Grabs the tickets and heads to divert Whitney.)
Ross: Thats all right, we-we dont need you. In fact, hey Im over it already.
Joey: Yknow, we dont have to imagine.
Monica: Because then I dont have to!
Phoebe: Yeah, and yknow what? I dont give a tiny rats ass.
Joey: Well, I dont know!!
Ross: No! No we dont!
Ross: I I dont know what you are talking about.
Joey: No, one man for the rest of my life? I dont know if I can do it! This means Ill never get to sleep with Joey!
Joey: (crying) I dont want to marry Chandler!
Ross: Listen, you are hearing one side of the story, okayand F.Y.I she mustve shown Kyle over 30 paint samples before she painted that room! And his response to each one was, "I dont give a tiny rats ass."
Ross: Okay Phoebe, I guess youre next (To Joey) although I really dont see the point.
Monica: Why dont you just stop doing stupid things? Then you wouldnt have to apologize.
Ross: Well, I dont think we are gonna have that problem, but maybe thats just because I am not emotionally unavailable!
Cecilia: (walking up) Youre absolutely right they are writing me out of the show. They dont know exactly when its going to happen, but apparently going to be very soon and thats it.
Monica: It was a mistake. Please dont take this to mean anything, because it doesnt.
Chandler: Uh Joe, when its one oclock in the morning and you dont come by? Thats okay!
Joey: Look Im sorry you guys, I-I just dont think so.
Rachel: (does a retching sound) Wait a minute! Why dont you guys do something?!
Janice: I should just go on to happier things, okay? Umm, why dont you tell about your lovely wedding?
Ross: No Joey! Look why dont, why dont we just let her decide? Okay? Hey-hey, well each go out with her one more time. And-and well see who she likes best.
Erin: Look, hes a really great guy and I know that you really want this to work out, but I just dont see this having a future.
Joey: No! No. Dont do that, just next time make sure she really likes me.
Janice: Please, its because otherwise I really dont know what I might do.
Joey: Ah yeahwait a second now! Look were gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. I dont have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! Listen to you talkin about having kids. Oh my Joey. (She goes over and hugs him.) Oh, please dont get married before I do.
Chandler: But we dont know the neighbors.
Rachel: Oh Monica come on, yknow I dont sleep with guys on the first date!
Joey: I dont know! (All excited) I havent totally decided how to talk on my boat yet.
Joey: This is impossible Monica, why dont you just pick all 15? (Hands back the paper.)
Joey: I dont know. I might stay there for a few days while I look for an apartment.
Tag: Ms. Green would like to establish some ground rules before she comes out. She would appreciate it if you dont use the words old or downhill or (To Joey) they still look pretty damn good. (Joey smiles and everyone glares at him.)
Ross: Pheebs you uh you do know how to ride a bike dont you?
Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.
Chandler: I know you probably dont want to go out with me, yknow because I make too many jokes and Ive never been in a serious relationship and I guess Im not technically a "doctor "
Monica: No! You dont know the system! Therell be nobody messing with the system!
Joey: Well, I sorta am. I mean yeah, Im dating this girl whos also seeing another guy. But, I dont know, Im not to worried about it.
Ross: No, I mean, look I dont know if anything is going to happen with us, again. Ever. But I dont want to know that it-it never could. So I stopped it and she got mad and broke my projector.
Ross: Oh hey, dont thank me, thank yourself. Youre the one who faced her fears and ultimately overcame them.
Monica: You dont? (Laughs) Well, thats the difference between a professional and a layman.
Joey: I dont know.
Joey: (with his mouth full) Oh yeah, sorry about that. Mob mentality or whatever, I dont know (Grabs the note.)
Erin: Hi. I dont mean this to sound like high school, but did he say anything about me?
Ross: I dont think you have much choice.
Chandler: Well, we dont want that.
Chandler: So apparently we just dont pay for food anymore. (Rachel laughs then Chandler notices something.) Do you see what I see?
Chandler: By then, the cheesecake may have gone bad. We dont want her to come back to bad cheesecake.
Phoebe: Look, why dont you just pay for it yourself?
Phoebe: Come on Joey, dont make me feel badly about this.
Monica: Really? Okay, so why dont you tell me what happened to Ross Junior year at Disneyland?
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no-no, no you dont!
Joey: My beers?! Look you guys, shes a very nice girl. Okay? We had a good time, but I justI dont see it going anywhere.
Joey: (annoyed) I dont know! (Goes back to looking through the pipe.) (Pause) Yeah, I do.
Monica: Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I dont like my new eye doctor.
Rachel: Oh I dont-I dont know.
Phoebe: Youre right! Youre right. Dont say it.
Ross: Look, I (He has trouble sitting in his chair.) Look, Im having a great time with you and I just dont want us to move to fast or put to much pressure on us. So, Im sorry I just dont think we should go away together yet. Its-its too soon.
Phoebe: Okay, whatever. Yknow what? I dont have time have time to convince you because hes only here for four hours, and Im gonna go see him! (Gets up and leaves.)
Phoebe: Dont interrupt me!!
Joey: Yknow, when we talked about face to face, I dont think we thought it all the way through.
Chandler: I dont want to say.
Joey: I told you not to move it! Rach, how would you feel if say, I wanted to move you mom, and you said dont, and I did it anyway and her head fell off?
Joey: Yeah, I (Shuts off the TV.) I dont want Stevie to see her like this.
Earl: I dont need any toner.
Joey: Because, I know what I like and what I dont like! Its not the same thing!
Mr. Geller: You dont secretly smoke do you?
Earl: Okay, I dont need any toner because Im going to kill myself.
Joey: I dont know why you say that so soon.
Ross: Dad, dad I dont want to hear about it.
Rachel: Joey, I really dont
Rachel: You dont even know!
Mr. Geller: (To Monica) Why dont we take it for a spin?
Marge: Sorry, I dont know any Earl.
Phoebe: Yknow, I dont-I dont think its you. This is a freaky place. (To All) Hey! Guys! (Everyone looks up.) (To Earl) Oh no, its you.
Ross: Oh, I dont know how that got in there.