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(He hurriedly checks his hair in his computer screen, before taking a sporting trophy from a drawer to place ostentatiously on his desk. An attractive young woman opens the door.)
[Scene: Chandler's Office. Chandler is playing with a toy as his boss Mr. Douglas knocks and opens the door.]
(There is a loud knocking at the door through which Joey has just entered.)
(She rises, dragging Chandler along by the wool. Rachel has to leap over a chair to follow them. Monica opens the door to find Mr. Heckles standing there.)
Monica: (Closing the door) Goodbye Mr.Heckles.
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler & Nina are locked in a passionate embrace. Someone knocks, so they hurriedly separate to stare out of the window. Chandlers boss opens the door.]
Mr. Douglas: (Shutting the door, then pointing vaguely at Ninas shapely departure) Shes still here.
(Joey walks toward the door, then hesitates and turns back.)
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is working as Nina knocks, then opens the door.]
(Phoebe gets up and walks across the hallway, but the door to Chandler and Joeys apartment is shut. She knocks, and anxiously waits for Joey to come, but instead her identical twin sister emerges wearing one of Joeys shirts.)
Chandler: (she opens the door) Julie hi! Chandler Bing, I, I guess you remember me.
Joeys Date: Sorry about that, but I couldnt get that lock to work on the door.
(Joey closes the door behind her.)
Chandler: I am your friend, and I am not gonna let you do this!! (Ross is now dragging Chandler and the foosball table to the door) You are surprisingly strong!
(Ross opens the door to reveal Whitney standing there.)
(Theres a knock on the door and Janice enters.)
Joey: Oh-ho-ho, you think I dont know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me! (He opens the door and feels inside.) Well what do you know! Broken! Thatll be $400!
Monica: (walks to Phoebe's door) Phoebe! Phoebe, open up!
[Joey stands up again. Rachel enters the door]
Chandler: Okay. (Starts running for the bedroom) Im gonna get the ring! Im gonna get the ring! (Does so) Im gonna go find her and (starts running for the door) Im just going to propose!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, later that night, there is someone knocking on the door and Chandler stumbles out into the living room, turns on the light, looks through the peephole, and opens the door.]
Chandler: Well, either that or uh (Motions towards Joeys door.)
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
(Monica opens the door.)
(There is a knock on the door and Monica answers it. There is a woman standing there.)
[Scene: Ross's Building, Joey is trying to find the hot girl's apartment. So he's walking up the hallway counting doors. He comes to what he thinks is the right one and knocks on it. Ross opens the door, it's his apartment.]
[Cut to Phoebes room, Phoebe has put her helmet on one of her teddy bears and is playing around with it. Ross knocks and pokes his head in the door.]
Ross: Great! Great! (He runs to the door.) Youre making the bike very happy.
(They start towards the door but are stopped when Mr. Zelner enters.)
Monica: (closing the door) Its unbelievable! I-I cant believe that sign didnt work!
[The door opens and Chandler comes in. Rachel covers the door with a blanket]
Monica: Im fine now, but it was really scary there for a while. I mean, someone slipped a-a threatening note under the door.
Ross: Okay. (Closes the door.) (To Phoebe) I did divert her and we ended up having a great time! Okay?
Rachel: (Comes in the front door and walks towards the kitchen.) Hi.
Chandler: (nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us.
The Second Guest: We went to college with both of them and now we live next door.
Phoebe: (Phoebe hangs up and someone knocks on the door. She gasps.) They're here already? How are they doing this?
[Scene: The Roof, Ross and Joey are banging on the door.]
[Scene: Rosss office, hes unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up.]
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, a locksmith has finished changing the locks on Rosss door.]
(Rachel turns for the door and makes the "Wow!" face.)
Zoe: Shut the door! Shut the door!! (Runs over and closes the door.)
(Rachel glares at them and goes back into her room, closing her door.)
(She opens the door.)
Rachel: Okay, you guys, just relax. (She goes over to open the door, and as she does, she says.) I doooo. (Sees that its Joshua, not Chandler that knocked on the door.)
(We hear some fumbling at the door, then silence.)
(He goes out into the hall and finds a very drunk Monica lying up against Joey and Rachels door.)
Ursula: Yeah, no were not thirty. Were 31. Okay. (She closes the door.)
Phoebe: Wait! (Knocks on the door and Ursula opens it.)
(Chandler opens the door and Monica sneaks up on it. They go inside.)
(Rachel excitedly jumps up and heads for the door.)
Joey: (covering his ears and yelling) Oh no! No! No! (He starts banging on the door.)
(At this moment Rachel bursts through the door. Needless to say, shes not in the best of moods having just found out Rosss dirty little secret.)
Rachel: (panics, turns around, picks up the phone, and pretend to talk on it) Hello?! (Listens) Oh, yeah! (To Tag) This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. (Tag leaves and she closes the door behind him, disgustedly.) Yeah!
Rachel: Is-is he coming? (Looks hopefully out the door.)
(There is a knock on the door.)
Phoebe: Whoa! Why do you get to answer the door?
Rachel: Yeah? Okay! Good, good, because he's coming. He's coming. (To Chandler) Hey, what's up? (She leaves and closes the door behind her.)
Joey: (opening his door) If I cant have it you cant have it! (Rachel walks away angrily.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is reading and there is knock on the door which she answers.]
(She opens the door to reveal Ross with a pencil mark from his forehead to his chin.)
Jake: All right. Bye. (Backs out the door.)
Rachel: Ben, its Rachel! (He closes the door.) But whatever.
(He goes into his room and closes the door. Rachel goes to pick it up and )
(He goes into his room to try them on and closes the door.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, there is a knock on the door and Ross opens it to Cassie.]
Rachel: (gasps) Its still there! (The cheesecake they returned to Mrs. Braverman is still lying in front of her door.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is saying good-bye to her boyfriend Jake at the door to Central Perk.]
Monica: Ill get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) Im sorry, uh apparently Ive opened the door to the past.
A Disembodied Voice: (yelling through the door) Phoebe Buffay?!
(Chandlers Mom enters and Chandler meets her by the door.)
Joey: (yelling through the door) Can we come it yet?! Were dying out here!
Rachel: (singing) Love to love ya baby! Ow! Love to love ya baby! Ow! (There's a knock on the door, she turns off the music, puts on her robe, and goes to answer the door.) Love to love ya, baby! (There's another knock.) Darnit! (Looks through the peephole and turns on the lights.) Ugh. (She opens the door to Ross who's leaning against the door jam.)
[Scene: Phoebes birthday, shes taking the hippity-hop to Ursulas apartment as a gift. She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it.]
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door.]
Chandler: (watching in her) (in his head) Look at her go! She must love me more than I love her! Whats wrong with me? Ooh, dont open that door.
Ross: (Screaming) Im getting married today!! Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door.)
Monica: Come in! Come in! (Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe burst through the door.) Were engaged!!!
(He turns to look at Joey who smiles slyly and closes the door leaving them alone.)
[Joey opens the door and sees Erica (Brooke Shields). Joey gets a huge smile and Chandler squeezed the dish soap in the air.]
Jen: Sure, I'll just get my coat. (There's a knock on the door.) Could you get that?
(Scene 4: Everyone in the hall outside Mr. Heckles' door. Ross is carrying the box of bananas. He bangs on the door)
Rachel: (closing the door) Ross said theres still no word from Chandler.
Phoebe: (tremendously overacting) Fine! Ill do it without you! (Joey gives her thumbs up) I dont need you or anybody else! Im gonna make it on my own! (Joey closes the door to his bedroom.) Youll see!! Youll all see!!
[Scene: Mike's parents building. Phoebe gets out of the classy elevator, looking all dressed up like an older woman, and very un-Phoebe. She walks to the door and rings the doorbell.]
Chandler: (blocks the door) No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!!! You can't come in here! R-r-r-r-Ross is naked.
(Suddenly the door flies open and in walks Chandler!!)
Matt: I think I was supposed to say, "I dont know," and go over and open the door. And I went
(He turns to look at Joey who smiles slyly and closes the door leaving them alone.)
[Scene: The Hallway Outside Rosss Apartment, Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door.]
Monica: Me neither! We have to get in! (She runs through the door with Chandler in tow.)
(With a final swing the door gives way.)
(They move into kiss but are interrupted by Joey knocking on the door.)
(Treeger leaves and Ross notices the door.)
[Scene: Carol and Susans, there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel.]
Ross: Oh my God! What happened to the door?!
Joey: How? I guess I could break down your door.
Mr. Treeger: Anyway uh, Ill get moving on that new door.
Chandler: Okay, heres the situation. The keys to the cuffs are on the back of the door. Could you be a doll and grab them and scoot on over and unlock me? And on a totally different subject, that is a lovely pantsuit.
(Theres a knock on the door and Ross enters.)
[Scene: Erics Apartment, hes opening the door to reveal Phoebe.]
Ross: (forcing the door open) Come on, Rachel, come on! Talk to me! Please!!
Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door? (He has armloads of stuff.)
Phoebe: All right, that makes sense. (Starts towards the door.) Ugh. ButScrew you Im going first! (She grabs her purse and runs out.)
Ross: I'm having a baby in here! Ok, everyone stand back. (Walks backwards as if he is going to break down the door, but steps in a bucket and falls) Ow.
Ross: Yes it is too slutty! (Joey slams the door before Rachel could hear the entire sentence.)
(Theres a knock on the door.)
(Theres a knock on the door.)
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are living here and Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle when Rachel opens the door causing the door knob to hit his hand.]