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[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door.]
[Scene: Richard's apartment. There's a knock on the door.The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey.]
[Scene: Mike's parents building. Phoebe gets out of the classy elevator, looking all dressed up like an older woman, and very un-Phoebe. She walks to the door and rings the doorbell.]
Chandler: It's football... It's just football... This is great! This is the first time I've ever enjoyed football... It may be customary to get a beer... (Chandler walks to the fridge, his back turned to the TV and a moaning sound replaces the cheering of the crowd... Joey's eyes double in size...) What the... (Chandler turns around, but Joey already took a sprint for Chandler, jumps, and floors Chandler in the open space in front of the apartment door...) What are you doing?
Phoebe: No, no, no, I actually it's any baby animals: kittens, fish babies... You know... especially veal... and this, this nice vein of fat running through it... (she cuts the meat, picks it up with her fork and holds it in front of her mouth, which she keeps closed, trying to overcome her vegetarian thoughts... and... puts it in her mouth... Clearly not enjoying the meat...) Hmmm... yummy (everybody seems okay with it, except Mike. He's making a hmmmm.... face... Then Phoebe swallows it) Hmmm... (at first she likes it, but then, in an instant puts her hand in front of her mouth and runs from the table. You hear a door slamming.)
(Chloe gives Ross the thumbs up while still standing behind the door.)
(Theres a knock on the door, he shuts the TV off, and answers it.)
Ross: (going up to Rachels closed door) Chandler? (He opens the door and looks inside and doesnt see him.) Chandler? (He checks the bathroom and still doesnt find him. He then finds a note on the counter. He picks it up and reads it.)
Man: Im in the middle (The elevator door closes, cutting him off.)
Man: Yeah. Me. (The elevator door opens.) Oh hey, thats me. (Rolls onto the elevator.) Hey uh, I take it youre just visiting someone.
Chandler: Should we tell Rachel theres an empty private room right next door to hers?
RACHEL: Mom, would you relax. That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night, I would never do that. Mom, c'mon, stop worrying. This is a safe street, this is a safe building, there's nothing [a pigeon flies in the window and lands on the table] OH MY GOOOD, oh my God, oh I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. [hangs up] OK, that's fine, you just read the paper, I'm gonna get a pot, it's not for you. [grabs a pot and lid] OK, that's fine, read the Family Circus, enjoy the gentle comedy. [puts pot over the pigeon] Aaahh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, aaaaahh. [knock at the door] It's open you guys.
[Scene: A hallway, Joey and Ross find Mr. Geller with his ear up against a janitors closet door.]
(Theres a knock on the door and a nurse enters carrying Emma.)
Mr. Geller: Oh my God! This is so exciting! Well, get back in there! (Points to the closet) Ill guard the door!
(Theres a knock on the door and the Nurse enters carrying Emma.)
(They both go back into their old rooms and shut the doors. Of course, Chandler has to close both sections of his door.)
Monica: So whenever youre ready to apologize to me, I will forgive you. Good day! (Monica and Phoebe reenter the apartment and Monica closes the door on a stunned Mrs. Green.) I cant feel my legs!
(Joey opens the door and takes Chandler's suitcase into his own apartment.)
Ross: (He knocks at the door, Mike opens it) Hey Mike sorry to just drop by like this, can I come in?
Mike: oh it's just you have that look (shuts the front door)
Chandler: This is okay. Were all adults here; theres nothing to be ashamed of. Now, lets put our underwear in our pockets and walk out the door. (They do so and find Mr. Geller leaning against a wall stunned.)
(Monica opens the door and Mike is standing at the doorway)
Mike: (Ross opens the door) You know I'm trying to think of the last time I opened a door and you weren't there, Phoebe are you ok? (She has her hands over her mouth)
Monica: (opening the door) Hey!
(Chandler acts disgusted, but is happy that Joey has stopped snoring. However, just as he is about to leave, Joey starts snoring again. So to get him to stop, he slams the door shut, waking Joey.)
Rachel: Alright, I can�t, I can�t wait that long. You have to do something�knock that door down!
Rachel: Okay... (Ross opens the door.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's and Ross's, Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat.]
Video:April Twelve, Eighteen hundred, Sixty-One (Monica lights Richard's cigar butt), 4:30 A.M. on Tuesday, the United States garrison at Fort Sumter was fired upon (knock on door) it is now under bombardment by....
Rachel: Allright. Well thank you so much for coming... (they're standing up and make their way to the door)
Monica opens her front door. Chandler is sitting in the hallway.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. There's a knock on the door, and Phoebe opens it.]
Chandler: (handing Monica the wax) Wax the door shut, were never leaving, ever.
Phoebe: Okay, bye-bye! (Pushes Chandler out the door.) Good trip! (Slams the door)
Phoebe: Well, if that's what they do in Minsk... (They kiss 2 on each cheek... and then they pause... David turns to the door) In New York... it's... (and then David grabs her by her neck and kisses her full on the lips... They kiss passionately and cannot seem to stop.)
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. David is still there. Mike closes the door.]
(Chandler goes into the bathroom, closes the door, and then opens it again right away. Ross looks up and hands him the toilet paper Ross already packed.)
ROSS: I'm getting ready for the water skiing. [Mr. Greene opens the door which pulls Ross in] How are you doing?
Phoebe: Right! Never! Never! I swear! (They kiss... The door opens and David comes in again.)
(A very angry Monica opens the door with the security chain still on.)
Rachel: (from behind the bedroom door) YOU! You feel!
Monica and Chandler come through the front door.
Monica starts crying: Thank you. It was so beautiful. <gets up and walks towards the front door> I'm going to go to Joeys and get the pies.
JOEY: Hey!� Open the door.� What's going on?� (He knocks.)
(Rachel nods.� There is a knock on the door.)
CHANDLER: (Hangs his jacket over the suitcase, locks the door, then turns to Monica.)� Oh well, look at you.
JOEY: (outside the apartment door) I just heard him!
(There is a loud thud at the door.)
JOEY: (listens at the door.)� No.� (pause) All right, I'm going in.
JOEY: (spots the suitcase just inside the door where Chandler left it) Whoa, whoa.� Wait a minute.� Wait a minute.� If you just got back from Tulsa, how did your suitcase beat you here?
[Cut to inside the apartment, Ross decides to let Monica in and goes over and opens the door in mid-pound.]
(Mike knocks on Ross's door.� Ross opens it.)
RACHEL: See you guys.� (She closes the door.)
(Monica goes to the door.� Chandler slides behind it as she opens it slightly.)
ROSS: Rachel, lock the door.� Lock the door,� seriously.
(Ross, inside the door, releases a sign of relief.� Back in the hall, Mike's cell phone rings.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is eating breakfast, Joey quietly opens his bedroom door.]
Rachel: Noooo... look, all I know is that I cannot wait a week until I see him. I mean, this is just too big. Y'know, I just, I've just gotta talk to him. I... I gotta... OK, I'll see you later. (opens door)
(knock on door, Ross opens, it's a woman)
(door knock, Monica enters)
(He looks at his bedroom door, but he can't remember the name of the girl.)
[Scene:Ross's apartment. Phoebe is at the door.]
(Mike leaves.� Ross closes the door behind him.)
(Monica leaves and Phoebe closes the door behind her and tries to lock it.)
(Joey has made a little home movie that's his big scene. He braces himself against the door to his apartment and while holding a plastic gun and wearing the same sweater says )
Monica: So Phoebe, why are there men's shoes by the door.
Monica: I swear I didnt. (To Ross and Will) Hey! Is that why you guys used to go up to your bedroom and lock the door?
Monica: Who's that? (goes to open door)
(Someone knocks on the door)
(someone knocks on the door)
Ross: I don't remember him, but then again I touched so many lives. (they press their ears against the door)
(Chandler and Monica go open the door)
Monica: Heyyy!! You got the door open!! (Giggles.)
Chandler: Ok! (shuts the door behind Tom)
(Chandlers opens the door. A beautiful woman stands at the doorway.)
(someone knocks on the door) Oh, great. More party boys for Chandler!
Joey: Oh and (Ross begins to open the door and Joey says some gibberish word to indicate to Ross that hes not done yet. Ross closes the door again.) Okay, and uh if anyone needs help pretending to like it, I learned something in acting class, try uh, rubbing your stomach (Rubs his stomach) or uh, or saying mmm and uh, oh oh! And smiling (Smiles while pretending to stir a bowl), okay?
[Scene: The beach house, Chandler is simulating hes coming to pick up Monica for a date. Chandler knocks on the door, and Monica answers it.]
Ross: Ok, ok! I'm gonna go hide! Oh, this is so exciting, my first mourner! (he hides in the bedroom and closes the door)
[Scene: A random apartment building, Chandler and Monica are knocking on the door of the woman from the beginning.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is scrapping gum off the table as there is a knock on the door. He goes over and opens it.]
(somebody knocks the door, Joey opens and it's Charlie)
Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! So, I walk in the door and make the right (and he bends his arm to the left. Ross then bends Joey's arm to the right and Joey nods)
Joey: (scores) Yes! I win again! Ha-ha! Thats like 500 bucks you owe me! Whoo-ho-hoo! (Goes over to the fridge and starts opening and closing the door rapidly.) $500 that is a loooot of electricity! (By the way, theres nothing in the fridge.) Whoo-ho-ho! (Notices the sparseness of the fridge.) I gotta buy some food.
[Scene: At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door]
Kori: You sick freak, who does that? I can't believe I had a crush on you! (she leaves and slams the door behind her)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is pounding out the hinge pins on the closet door to get it open.]
ERICA: I'll never forget you Hans. [Joey shuts the door in her face]
(He walks over, but just before he knocks on the door, he hears some moans and looks shocked.)
[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.)
Joey: You like me? (shuts the door)
(Someone knocks on the door)
Rachel: Yeah... (still looking to see where Joey went, and opens the door)
Ross: Thanks! (walks out of the room and starts hugging the wall) Thank you! (closes the door)
Chandler: (standing in the door of the fridge) Well, I dont have to break up with her this time. Were not involved! Im going to do a pre-emptive strike! Im going to end it with her before it starts. My ass is like frozen! (Closes the fridge.)
[Scene: Rachel's hotel room. Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel]
Ross: Oh, (door is locked) holy molly are we in a pickle now.
(they start to get ready, but then Phoebe enters through the door from Ross's room)
Phoebe: That's the door. He's gone...
Ross: (knocks on door) Rach, you there? (Joey and Rachel both get up from the bed)
(They leave and Rachel locks the door.)
(Joey now enters the room through the door, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe are following him.)
Rachel: (Joey walks to the door) Although...
(They shake hands, he walks out and shuts the door, then seems to change his mind, moves to open the door, than changes his mind again and leans over the door. Just then, Rachel opens the door)