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(Mr. Douglas screws up his eyes, trying to credit what Bing has just said, but turning to follow Nina down the corridor, he realises Bing must be telling the truth, since he would not have any personal interest in the girl, would he?)
Mr. Douglas: Nina.
[Scene: Chandler's Office. Chandler is playing with a toy as his boss Mr. Douglas knocks and opens the door.]
JOEY: This company was not built on rough numbers. Am I right Mr. Douglas.
Mr. Douglas: Well, were gonna be layin off people in every department.
Joey: Okay, and ah, this one here is a Douglas Fir, now its a little more money, but you get a nicer smell.
Mr. Douglas: Not you. Relax. Ever have to fire anyone?
Mr. Douglas: Youre kidding? She seems so...
Nina: Mr.Douglas... (flirting defensively) ..cool tie.
Mr. Douglas: I see. I guess you never really know whats goin on inside a persons head.
CHANDLER: Well, I'm sure you'll teach her a lesson when she steps off the dock onto nothing. Hey Mr. Douglas.
MR. DOUGLAS: Have the final numbers on my desk by Tuesday.
MR. DOUGLAS: Rough numbers?
MR. DOUGLAS: I have a family, I'm gonna be here.
Mr. Douglas: Ohh, its been better. The Annual Net Usage Statistics are in.
MR. DOUGLAS: Uh, listen Bing, I received your memo. So, we're not gonna receive the systems report until next Friday?
Mr. Douglas: Thats unbelievable.
CHANDLER: Why? Wh- wh- why is Mr. Douglas looking for me?
Mr. Douglas: (Shutting the door, then pointing vaguely at Ninas shapely departure) Shes still here.
JOEY: Hey. Mr. Douglas is looking for you.
Mr. Douglas: Its pretty ugly. We havent seen an ANUS this bad since the seventies.
Joey: I guess you wouldnt believe me if I said I was Kurt Douglas, huh?
(She escapes, fortunately so distracting Mr. Douglas, that he misses Chandlers expression of alarm & guilt.)