words in movies
Joey: I guess you wouldnt believe me if I said I was Kurt Douglas, huh?
Mr. Douglas: Well, were gonna be layin off people in every department.
Joey: Okay, and ah, this one here is a Douglas Fir, now its a little more money, but you get a nicer smell.
Mr. Douglas: Nina.
CHANDLER: Why? Wh- wh- why is Mr. Douglas looking for me?
Mr. Douglas: Youre kidding? She seems so...
Mr. Douglas: Ohh, its been better. The Annual Net Usage Statistics are in.
MR. DOUGLAS: I have a family, I'm gonna be here.
CHANDLER: Well, I'm sure you'll teach her a lesson when she steps off the dock onto nothing. Hey Mr. Douglas.
JOEY: Hey. Mr. Douglas is looking for you.
Mr. Douglas: Not you. Relax. Ever have to fire anyone?
Mr. Douglas: I see. I guess you never really know whats goin on inside a persons head.
Nina: Mr.Douglas... (flirting defensively) ..cool tie.
MR. DOUGLAS: Uh, listen Bing, I received your memo. So, we're not gonna receive the systems report until next Friday?
MR. DOUGLAS: Have the final numbers on my desk by Tuesday.
MR. DOUGLAS: Rough numbers?
[Scene: Chandler's Office. Chandler is playing with a toy as his boss Mr. Douglas knocks and opens the door.]
JOEY: This company was not built on rough numbers. Am I right Mr. Douglas.
Mr. Douglas: (Shutting the door, then pointing vaguely at Ninas shapely departure) Shes still here.
Mr. Douglas: Thats unbelievable.
Mr. Douglas: Its pretty ugly. We havent seen an ANUS this bad since the seventies.
(She escapes, fortunately so distracting Mr. Douglas, that he misses Chandlers expression of alarm & guilt.)
(Mr. Douglas screws up his eyes, trying to credit what Bing has just said, but turning to follow Nina down the corridor, he realises Bing must be telling the truth, since he would not have any personal interest in the girl, would he?)