words in movies
Rachel: (whispering) "Dude, Where's My Car?"
Joey: (panicking) Dude! He's right there!
Joey: Whoa, dude, look out! You almost crushed my hat! (He picks a hat up from the floor. It's one of those magician stovepipe hats.)
Joey: Thank you all for coming. We're here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... (Joey looks at the photograph) ..inside. As Estelle's only two clients we would like to say a few words. (Joey looks for his notes. The man next to him is chewing something.) Dude, where's my speech? (the man swallows something and looks at Joey.) That is entertaining. Al Zebooker everybody. (he applauds and Al shows that there's nothing left in his mouth.)
Ross: Totally insane. Dude, let's drive home, we'll hit all the maple candy stores on the way back and if...if they're closed maybe we'll tap a tree and make some ourselves.
Chandler: Seriously dude, 3 years ago.
Joey: Noo!! Ive had the best day ever! Dude, check this out!
The Casting Director: Okay, uh well, let's try one. Whenever you guys are ready. (Some dude puts down a couple bowls of soup in front of them.)
Ross: Dude, don't worry 'bout it! I know how we can make your money back! This is a nice hotel, you know, plenty of amenities, we just load up on those! Like those apples. Instead of taking one, I'm... I take six!
Ross: Nah ah! Nah ah! (stops him form doing so) No no no! No ad-libbing and dude, you can't touch the paintings.
Joey (to Rachel): Dude, chill! (to Ross) Okay, we also kissed in Barbados, but we didn't plan it, okay? And the only reason that that happened was because I saw you kissing Charlie.
Joey: Well do it all, and better! Look, after tonight, Gandolf will want to party with us, dude! Come on!
Paul: (barely glancing at her) No. What ever happened to that little dude. (Pause) So full of dreams
Rachel: Just when you thought that dude couldn't get any wierder.
PHOEBE: OK. Ooh, OK, you gotta give me a second, I wanna get this just right. [she sticks out her gut, clears her throat and sniffs her nose and then in her best male voice. . .] Dude, 11 o'clock, totally hot babe checkin' you out. That was really good, I think I'm ready for my penis now.
Joey: Oh yeah, dude, I totally understand. Usually after I have a baby with a woman I like to slow things down!
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
Chandler: Dude, you have got to turn on Behind the Music. The band Heart is having a really tough time, and I think they may break up.
Phoebe: Wow! Okay, dude alert! And who is this guy?
Joey: Huh, Rach I got to say its gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.
JOEY: Woah, dude, burn.
Joey: Dina, if youre having a baby you should be married! Even if it is to Bobby! (Bobby gets happy.) Dude, thats not a compliment!
Chandler: This is gonna be soo cool, dude, we never party anymore!
Joey: Dude, I dont know.
Issac: Aw, no problem dude. Y'know we got to look out for each other. Were the same, you and me.
Joey: Dude, you dont have to brag! We got nothing here!!
Ross: (stunned) Dude, what are you doing?
Ross: Oh dude, don't worry about it, I found an unattended maid's car. We're way ahead of the game.
Joey: (on phone) Hey dude, its me.
Rachel: I dont care about the little dude! I cant! I cannot listen to anymore of this! Yknow, the only person who would want to listen to this is a mental health professional! And then its only because they get paid $100 an hour! Do you know how much money I couldve made listening to you? $2,000! And do you know when I figured that out? While you were talking!
Chandler: Kathys with her parents, I have nothing to do, so tomorrow we are partying with Gandolf dude!
Ross: Dude, we are sooo gonna party!
Joey: Dude, tell me she actually told you this.
Ross: Dude!
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
Joey: (getting up) Dude, I'm telling ya! I'm fine! (He tries to take a step and falls flat on his face.)
Joey: Dude, I am sorry about what I said!
Joey: Dude, if you go back out there, youre gonna be Dead Ross!
Joey: Dude, I screwed up, you dont have to turn me in!
Joey: (muffled by the mouth guard) Dude! I am trying to sleep! (Shrugs to say, "Whats up with that?")
Joey: Dude, this isnt funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everythings cool! I wake up this morning, the strippers gone and the ring is gone!
Ross: Dude!
Ross: Okay, the other night I was leaving the museum just as Laser Floyd was letting out of the planetarium, without even trying I sold 50 boxes! Thats when it occurred to me, the key to my success, the munchies. So I ah, started hitting the NYU dorms around midnight. I am selling cookies by the case. They call me: 'Cookie Dude!'
Joey: Hey, dude, let me in. I got a girl out here!
Chandler: Dude, don't do that too me!
Ross: Dude, what am I gonna
Ross: (covering his eyes) Dude! That's my sister! (She shows the rest of the gang.)
Joey: Dude, if you think Fireball's relaxing, you've obviously have never played.
Mr. Geller: Dude!
Ross: Dude, we got to talk.
Joey: Dude!
Joey: That kinda sounds like your dream dude.
Joey: (panicking) Dude! He's right there!
Joey: Dude! How come you took off?
Joey: Ross-Ross-Ross-Ross! Stay away from that guy (Points), and that guy (Points). And that oneDude! Theyre all huge!
Chandler: Dude! That's my girlfriend!
Joey: Dude you said, "No!"
Joey: No dude, Ross tore up the tickets!
Joey: Dude, you should've gone out once and a while.
Phoebe: Hey, dude!
Ross: Dude, you are sick.
Ross: Dude, what'd you have?
Joey: Dude, you just described seven days worth of stuff. Youve got to spread it out a little, you know. Havent you ever been unemployed?
Joey: Oh-whoa-hey, dude, what are you doing?!
Joey: (scolding) Dude, theyre not objects.
Ross: (to Joey) Dude, we were good!
Ross: (worried) Dude, I need to talk to you a sec.
Joey: Oh, dude Im so sorry!
Joey: Hey! (To Chandler) Dude, some guy just called for you.
Joey: Hey-hey dude, why are you changing the subject? Why? Will you make the call or what?
Joey: Dude!
Joey: (To Chandler) Dude! What are yoyou trying to kill me?!
Joey: Sup? Sup dude?
Joey: Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?
Chandler: Dude! Dude! (Motions that Joey should pull up his pants.)
Joey: (sits down next to Ross) First of all, Utah? Dude, you can't just make stuff up!
Joey: Okay dude! (Finds a receit.) Hey you uh, you sent Kristen flowers.
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
Chandler: Dude that is so sad.
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
Ross: Dude, you didnt say Die Hard. Is everything okay?
Joey: (reacting first by jumping up) Dude! What the hell are you doing?! God! (Heads for his room leaving Ross.)
Joey: Dude, are you okay? And when are the fajitas gonna be ready?
Joey: (standing up) Yknow, theres two women dude.
Joey: Dude, you soooo need this car.
Ross: Dude. (Hugs him.)
Joey: Ohh I wonder if that dude.
Monica: Theres a dude?
Joey: Hey dude, what's up?
Joey: Dude! What is going on?!
Joey: Yes I did! Im Chandler. (Looks at Chandler) Dude, what happened?
Will: So you knocked her up but youre not gonna marry her. Dude! (Wants another high-five and Ross ignores him.) Anybody?
Joey: Dude relax! It could happen to anyone.
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
Joey: No dude, you gotta hold your breath until youre ready to answer the question.
Chandler: Dude, don't rub my face in your crazy single life!
Joey: (excited) Thanks dude!!!This is GREAT!! (leaves Rachel very touched on the couch and goes into his room)
Ross: Oh, I uh, I mean, I... dude, I spent the whole conference with Charlie.
Morse: Im not trying to pull anything. Look I love you dude.
Ross: (quietly) Dude!
Ross: Dude! How-how did you write this?