words in movies
PHOEBE: OK. Ooh, OK, you gotta give me a second, I wanna get this just right. [she sticks out her gut, clears her throat and sniffs her nose and then in her best male voice. . .] Dude, 11 o'clock, totally hot babe checkin' you out. That was really good, I think I'm ready for my penis now.
Joey: Dude you said, "No!"
Phoebe: Hey, dude!
Ross: Dude, you are sick.
Joey: Dude, you just described seven days worth of stuff. Youve got to spread it out a little, you know. Havent you ever been unemployed?
Joey: Oh-whoa-hey, dude, what are you doing?!
Ross: Dude, what'd you have?
Joey: Oh, dude Im so sorry!
Ross: (to Joey) Dude, we were good!
Ross: (worried) Dude, I need to talk to you a sec.
Joey: (scolding) Dude, theyre not objects.
Joey: Hey! (To Chandler) Dude, some guy just called for you.
Joey: Hey-hey dude, why are you changing the subject? Why? Will you make the call or what?
Joey: (To Chandler) Dude! What are yoyou trying to kill me?!
Joey: Dude!
Joey: Sup? Sup dude?
Joey: Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?
Chandler: Dude that is so sad.
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
Joey: (sits down next to Ross) First of all, Utah? Dude, you can't just make stuff up!
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
Ross: Dude, you didnt say Die Hard. Is everything okay?
Joey: (reacting first by jumping up) Dude! What the hell are you doing?! God! (Heads for his room leaving Ross.)
Joey: (standing up) Yknow, theres two women dude.
Joey: Okay dude! (Finds a receit.) Hey you uh, you sent Kristen flowers.
Chandler: Dude! Dude! (Motions that Joey should pull up his pants.)
Morse: Im not trying to pull anything. Look I love you dude.
Joey: Dude, you soooo need this car.
Ross: Dude! How-how did you write this?
Ross: (quietly) Dude!
Ross: Dude. (Hugs him.)
Joey: Hey dude, what's up?
Joey: Ohh I wonder if that dude.
Monica: Theres a dude?
Joey: Its no big deal, okay? Phoebe and I talked about it. Its just a crush! Its going to go away! (Looks down) Dude, you gotta rearrange your bubbles! Oh!
Joey: Yes I did! Im Chandler. (Looks at Chandler) Dude, what happened?
Joey: Dude! What is going on?!
Joey: Dude, come on! French it u-up!
Ross: Dude. Well done. You know what? If I die, and Rachel dies and Monica dies then you can totally take care of Emma.
Will: So you knocked her up but youre not gonna marry her. Dude! (Wants another high-five and Ross ignores him.) Anybody?
Student: Ooh, dude. Thats not gonna happen.
Joey: Dude relax! It could happen to anyone.
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
Joey: Dude, step up! I proposed.
Ross: Hey dude, you okay? Sorry about before.
Ross: (To Chandler) Dude, that reverse lay-up! Oh
Joey: (To Chandler) Dude! What are yoyou trying to kill me?!
Joey: Dude I just did something terrible.
JOEY: Okay.� Great.� I'll see you when you get here.� I'm gonna wait out in the hall in case the dude comes out.
JOEY: Dude, come home!
Chandlers: Dude, none of this is cool.
Joey: No dude, you gotta hold your breath until youre ready to answer the question.
Chandler: Dude, don't rub my face in your crazy single life!
Joey: Dude! (he opens his arms to receive the ball from Ross' hands)
Joey: Dude, I'm sorry. But hey, there's one spot left, right?
Chandler: Dude, you're shaking!
Joey: Dude, youre not even man enough to order the channel that carries the sport.
Joey: (excited) Thanks dude!!!This is GREAT!! (leaves Rachel very touched on the couch and goes into his room)
Joey: Dude, are you okay? And when are the fajitas gonna be ready?
Joey: Dude, are you okay?
Ross: Dude, it's just "Days of Our Lives"... there's no the.
Ross: Oh, I uh, I mean, I... dude, I spent the whole conference with Charlie.
Joey: Dude!
Ross: Dude! You're not taking your Bible?
Joey: That's some gentle comedy, dude. (he and Ross leave)
Ross: Dude, I wanted him to guess.
Chandler: Dude, it's Chandler. Let me in.
Ross: Dude, you're not tanned.
Joey: Yeah, yeah and hey, I really mean it, dude.
Joey: (to Chandler) Dude, Phoebes mom has got a huge peni...
Joey: Dude, two times that happened!
Joey: (now laughing a little) Dude, I really don't think you should be wearing that.
Joey: (panicking) Dude! He's right there!
Rachel: (whispering) "Dude, Where's My Car?"
Joey: Yeah, a naked bagel game? (Picks up his dropped bagel.) (To Chandler) Dude, I dont know. Thats a pretty small hole.
Ross: Dude. You're married to my sister.
Joey: Dude, dude! I think you're losing it.
Ross: Dude, I was gonna ask her out.
Joey: Dude! Hernia operations cost like, a lot probably. Besides its getting darker and more painful, that means its healing.
Joey: Dude, you see right thru me!! (They hug) (Joey heads for the door and pushes Chandler's suitcase on the way out.)
Joey: And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.' And pretty soon you'll be like, (sadly) 'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'
Ross: Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, (In a college frat boy voice) "Dude, dont you ever was your face?"
Joey: Dude, I'm just trying to speak your language.
Rachel: man sharks. I always knew there was something weird about that dude. But you promised to love him no matter what.
Joey: Whoa, dude, look out! You almost crushed my hat! (He picks a hat up from the floor. It's one of those magician stovepipe hats.)
Joey: Thank you all for coming. We're here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... (Joey looks at the photograph) ..inside. As Estelle's only two clients we would like to say a few words. (Joey looks for his notes. The man next to him is chewing something.) Dude, where's my speech? (the man swallows something and looks at Joey.) That is entertaining. Al Zebooker everybody. (he applauds and Al shows that there's nothing left in his mouth.)
Ross: Totally insane. Dude, let's drive home, we'll hit all the maple candy stores on the way back and if...if they're closed maybe we'll tap a tree and make some ourselves.
Joey: Noo!! Ive had the best day ever! Dude, check this out!
Chandler: Seriously dude, 3 years ago.
The Casting Director: Okay, uh well, let's try one. Whenever you guys are ready. (Some dude puts down a couple bowls of soup in front of them.)
Ross: Dude, don't worry 'bout it! I know how we can make your money back! This is a nice hotel, you know, plenty of amenities, we just load up on those! Like those apples. Instead of taking one, I'm... I take six!
Joey: Well do it all, and better! Look, after tonight, Gandolf will want to party with us, dude! Come on!
Ross: Nah ah! Nah ah! (stops him form doing so) No no no! No ad-libbing and dude, you can't touch the paintings.
Paul: (barely glancing at her) No. What ever happened to that little dude. (Pause) So full of dreams
Joey (to Rachel): Dude, chill! (to Ross) Okay, we also kissed in Barbados, but we didn't plan it, okay? And the only reason that that happened was because I saw you kissing Charlie.
Rachel: Just when you thought that dude couldn't get any wierder.
Joey: Oh yeah, dude, I totally understand. Usually after I have a baby with a woman I like to slow things down!
Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Phoebe: Wow! Okay, dude alert! And who is this guy?
Joey: Huh, Rach I got to say its gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.