words in movies
Joey: Thank you all for coming. We're here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... (Joey looks at the photograph) ..inside. As Estelle's only two clients we would like to say a few words. (Joey looks for his notes. The man next to him is chewing something.) Dude, where's my speech? (the man swallows something and looks at Joey.) That is entertaining. Al Zebooker everybody. (he applauds and Al shows that there's nothing left in his mouth.)
Joey: (on phone) Hey dude, its me.
Rachel: I dont care about the little dude! I cant! I cannot listen to anymore of this! Yknow, the only person who would want to listen to this is a mental health professional! And then its only because they get paid $100 an hour! Do you know how much money I couldve made listening to you? $2,000! And do you know when I figured that out? While you were talking!
Ross: Dude, we are sooo gonna party!
Chandler: This is gonna be soo cool, dude, we never party anymore!
Chandler: Kathys with her parents, I have nothing to do, so tomorrow we are partying with Gandolf dude!
Ross: Dude!
Joey: Dude, tell me she actually told you this.
Joey: (getting up) Dude, I'm telling ya! I'm fine! (He tries to take a step and falls flat on his face.)
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
Joey: Dude, if you go back out there, youre gonna be Dead Ross!
Joey: Dude, I am sorry about what I said!
Joey: (muffled by the mouth guard) Dude! I am trying to sleep! (Shrugs to say, "Whats up with that?")
Joey: Dude, I screwed up, you dont have to turn me in!
Joey: Dude, this isnt funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everythings cool! I wake up this morning, the strippers gone and the ring is gone!
Ross: Okay, the other night I was leaving the museum just as Laser Floyd was letting out of the planetarium, without even trying I sold 50 boxes! Thats when it occurred to me, the key to my success, the munchies. So I ah, started hitting the NYU dorms around midnight. I am selling cookies by the case. They call me: 'Cookie Dude!'
Joey: Hey, dude, let me in. I got a girl out here!
Ross: Dude!
Chandler: Dude, don't do that too me!
Joey: That kinda sounds like your dream dude.
Mr. Geller: Dude!
Ross: (covering his eyes) Dude! That's my sister! (She shows the rest of the gang.)
Ross: Dude, what am I gonna
Ross: Dude, we got to talk.
Joey: Dude!
Joey: Dude, if you think Fireball's relaxing, you've obviously have never played.
Joey: (panicking) Dude! He's right there!
Joey: No dude, Ross tore up the tickets!
Chandler: Dude! That's my girlfriend!
Joey: Dude! How come you took off?
Joey: Ross-Ross-Ross-Ross! Stay away from that guy (Points), and that guy (Points). And that oneDude! Theyre all huge!
Phoebe: Hey, dude!
Joey: Dude, you should've gone out once and a while.
Joey: Dude you said, "No!"
Joey: Oh, dude Im so sorry!
Ross: Dude, you are sick.
Joey: Oh-whoa-hey, dude, what are you doing?!
Joey: Dude, you just described seven days worth of stuff. Youve got to spread it out a little, you know. Havent you ever been unemployed?
Ross: Dude, what'd you have?
Ross: (to Joey) Dude, we were good!
Joey: Hey! (To Chandler) Dude, some guy just called for you.
Ross: (worried) Dude, I need to talk to you a sec.
Joey: (scolding) Dude, theyre not objects.
Joey: Hey-hey dude, why are you changing the subject? Why? Will you make the call or what?
Joey: (To Chandler) Dude! What are yoyou trying to kill me?!
Joey: Dude!
Joey: Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?
Joey: Sup? Sup dude?
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
Chandler: Dude that is so sad.
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
Ross: Dude, you didnt say Die Hard. Is everything okay?
Joey: (reacting first by jumping up) Dude! What the hell are you doing?! God! (Heads for his room leaving Ross.)
Joey: Dude, you soooo need this car.
Joey: (sits down next to Ross) First of all, Utah? Dude, you can't just make stuff up!
Joey: Okay dude! (Finds a receit.) Hey you uh, you sent Kristen flowers.
Chandler: Dude! Dude! (Motions that Joey should pull up his pants.)
Joey: (standing up) Yknow, theres two women dude.
Student: Ooh, dude. Thats not gonna happen.
Ross: (quietly) Dude!
Joey: Ohh I wonder if that dude.
Monica: Theres a dude?
Joey: Hey dude, what's up?
Joey: Dude! What is going on?!
Joey: Dude, come on! French it u-up!
Will: So you knocked her up but youre not gonna marry her. Dude! (Wants another high-five and Ross ignores him.) Anybody?
Morse: Im not trying to pull anything. Look I love you dude.
Ross: Dude! How-how did you write this?
Ross: Dude. (Hugs him.)
Joey: Its no big deal, okay? Phoebe and I talked about it. Its just a crush! Its going to go away! (Looks down) Dude, you gotta rearrange your bubbles! Oh!
Joey: Yes I did! Im Chandler. (Looks at Chandler) Dude, what happened?
Ross: (To Chandler) Dude, that reverse lay-up! Oh
Chandler: Seriously dude, 3 years ago.
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
Ross: Hey dude, you okay? Sorry about before.
JOEY: Okay.� Great.� I'll see you when you get here.� I'm gonna wait out in the hall in case the dude comes out.
Joey: Dude, youre not even man enough to order the channel that carries the sport.
Joey: Dude, I'm sorry. But hey, there's one spot left, right?
Ross: Dude, it's just "Days of Our Lives"... there's no the.
Ross: Oh, I uh, I mean, I... dude, I spent the whole conference with Charlie.
Joey: Dude, are you okay?
Chandler: Dude, it's Chandler. Let me in.
Ross: Dude, you're not tanned.
Joey: (to Chandler) Dude, Phoebes mom has got a huge peni...
Joey: Dude, two times that happened!
Joey: (now laughing a little) Dude, I really don't think you should be wearing that.
Ross: Dude, I was gonna ask her out.
Joey: Dude, dude! I think you're losing it.
Joey: Dude! Hernia operations cost like, a lot probably. Besides its getting darker and more painful, that means its healing.
Joey: And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.' And pretty soon you'll be like, (sadly) 'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'
Joey: Dude, I'm just trying to speak your language.
Joey: Whoa, dude, look out! You almost crushed my hat! (He picks a hat up from the floor. It's one of those magician stovepipe hats.)
Ross: Totally insane. Dude, let's drive home, we'll hit all the maple candy stores on the way back and if...if they're closed maybe we'll tap a tree and make some ourselves.
Joey: Dude relax! It could happen to anyone.
Joey: (To Chandler) Dude! What are yoyou trying to kill me?!
Joey: Dude I just did something terrible.
Joey: Dude, step up! I proposed.
Ross: Dude. Well done. You know what? If I die, and Rachel dies and Monica dies then you can totally take care of Emma.
JOEY: Dude, come home!
Joey: No dude, you gotta hold your breath until youre ready to answer the question.
Chandler: Dude, don't rub my face in your crazy single life!