words in movies
Joey: Thank you all for coming. We're here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... (Joey looks at the photograph) ..inside. As Estelle's only two clients we would like to say a few words. (Joey looks for his notes. The man next to him is chewing something.) Dude, where's my speech? (the man swallows something and looks at Joey.) That is entertaining. Al Zebooker everybody. (he applauds and Al shows that there's nothing left in his mouth.)
Joey: Dude!
Joey: Sup? Sup dude?
Joey: Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
Chandler: Dude that is so sad.
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
Ross: Dude, you didnt say Die Hard. Is everything okay?
Joey: (reacting first by jumping up) Dude! What the hell are you doing?! God! (Heads for his room leaving Ross.)
Joey: (sits down next to Ross) First of all, Utah? Dude, you can't just make stuff up!
Joey: Okay dude! (Finds a receit.) Hey you uh, you sent Kristen flowers.
Chandler: Dude! Dude! (Motions that Joey should pull up his pants.)
Joey: (standing up) Yknow, theres two women dude.
Joey: Dude, come on! French it u-up!
Morse: Im not trying to pull anything. Look I love you dude.
Ross: (quietly) Dude!
Ross: Dude. (Hugs him.)
Joey: Its no big deal, okay? Phoebe and I talked about it. Its just a crush! Its going to go away! (Looks down) Dude, you gotta rearrange your bubbles! Oh!
Joey: Hey dude, what's up?
Joey: Dude! What is going on?!
Joey: Yes I did! Im Chandler. (Looks at Chandler) Dude, what happened?
Joey: Dude, you soooo need this car.
Ross: Dude! How-how did you write this?
Joey: Ohh I wonder if that dude.
Monica: Theres a dude?
Will: So you knocked her up but youre not gonna marry her. Dude! (Wants another high-five and Ross ignores him.) Anybody?
Joey: (To Chandler) Dude! What are yoyou trying to kill me?!
Ross: (To Chandler) Dude, that reverse lay-up! Oh
Student: Ooh, dude. Thats not gonna happen.
Joey: Dude relax! It could happen to anyone.
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
Ross: Dude. Well done. You know what? If I die, and Rachel dies and Monica dies then you can totally take care of Emma.
Joey: Dude, step up! I proposed.
Ross: Hey dude, you okay? Sorry about before.
Joey: Dude I just did something terrible.
JOEY: Dude, come home!
Joey: Dude, youre not even man enough to order the channel that carries the sport.
Joey: No dude, you gotta hold your breath until youre ready to answer the question.
Chandler: Dude, don't rub my face in your crazy single life!
JOEY: Okay.� Great.� I'll see you when you get here.� I'm gonna wait out in the hall in case the dude comes out.
Joey: Dude, I'm sorry. But hey, there's one spot left, right?
Joey: Dude! (he opens his arms to receive the ball from Ross' hands)
Chandlers: Dude, none of this is cool.
Chandler: Dude, you're shaking!
Joey: Dude!
Joey: (excited) Thanks dude!!!This is GREAT!! (leaves Rachel very touched on the couch and goes into his room)
Ross: Dude, it's just "Days of Our Lives"... there's no the.
Ross: Oh, I uh, I mean, I... dude, I spent the whole conference with Charlie.
Ross: Dude! You're not taking your Bible?
Joey: Dude, are you okay? And when are the fajitas gonna be ready?
Joey: Dude, are you okay?
Joey: That's some gentle comedy, dude. (he and Ross leave)
Chandler: Dude, it's Chandler. Let me in.
Ross: Dude, you're not tanned.
Joey: Yeah, yeah and hey, I really mean it, dude.
Joey: (to Chandler) Dude, Phoebes mom has got a huge peni...
Ross: Dude, I wanted him to guess.
Joey: Dude, two times that happened!
Rachel: (whispering) "Dude, Where's My Car?"
Joey: Yeah, a naked bagel game? (Picks up his dropped bagel.) (To Chandler) Dude, I dont know. Thats a pretty small hole.
Ross: Dude, I was gonna ask her out.
Joey: (now laughing a little) Dude, I really don't think you should be wearing that.
Joey: (panicking) Dude! He's right there!
Ross: Dude. You're married to my sister.
Joey: Dude! Hernia operations cost like, a lot probably. Besides its getting darker and more painful, that means its healing.
Joey: Dude, you see right thru me!! (They hug) (Joey heads for the door and pushes Chandler's suitcase on the way out.)
Joey: Dude, dude! I think you're losing it.
Joey: And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.' And pretty soon you'll be like, (sadly) 'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'
Rachel: man sharks. I always knew there was something weird about that dude. But you promised to love him no matter what.
Joey: Dude, I'm just trying to speak your language.
Ross: Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, (In a college frat boy voice) "Dude, dont you ever was your face?"
Chandler: Seriously dude, 3 years ago.
Joey: Whoa, dude, look out! You almost crushed my hat! (He picks a hat up from the floor. It's one of those magician stovepipe hats.)
Ross: Totally insane. Dude, let's drive home, we'll hit all the maple candy stores on the way back and if...if they're closed maybe we'll tap a tree and make some ourselves.
Joey: Noo!! Ive had the best day ever! Dude, check this out!
The Casting Director: Okay, uh well, let's try one. Whenever you guys are ready. (Some dude puts down a couple bowls of soup in front of them.)
Ross: Dude, don't worry 'bout it! I know how we can make your money back! This is a nice hotel, you know, plenty of amenities, we just load up on those! Like those apples. Instead of taking one, I'm... I take six!
Paul: (barely glancing at her) No. What ever happened to that little dude. (Pause) So full of dreams
Ross: Nah ah! Nah ah! (stops him form doing so) No no no! No ad-libbing and dude, you can't touch the paintings.
Joey (to Rachel): Dude, chill! (to Ross) Okay, we also kissed in Barbados, but we didn't plan it, okay? And the only reason that that happened was because I saw you kissing Charlie.
Rachel: Just when you thought that dude couldn't get any wierder.
Joey: Well do it all, and better! Look, after tonight, Gandolf will want to party with us, dude! Come on!
Joey: Oh yeah, dude, I totally understand. Usually after I have a baby with a woman I like to slow things down!
PHOEBE: OK. Ooh, OK, you gotta give me a second, I wanna get this just right. [she sticks out her gut, clears her throat and sniffs her nose and then in her best male voice. . .] Dude, 11 o'clock, totally hot babe checkin' you out. That was really good, I think I'm ready for my penis now.
Joey: Huh, Rach I got to say its gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Phoebe: Wow! Okay, dude alert! And who is this guy?
Ross: (stunned) Dude, what are you doing?
Chandler: Dude, you have got to turn on Behind the Music. The band Heart is having a really tough time, and I think they may break up.
Joey: Dina, if youre having a baby you should be married! Even if it is to Bobby! (Bobby gets happy.) Dude, thats not a compliment!
JOEY: Woah, dude, burn.
Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
Joey: Dude, I dont know.
Issac: Aw, no problem dude. Y'know we got to look out for each other. Were the same, you and me.
Rachel: I dont care about the little dude! I cant! I cannot listen to anymore of this! Yknow, the only person who would want to listen to this is a mental health professional! And then its only because they get paid $100 an hour! Do you know how much money I couldve made listening to you? $2,000! And do you know when I figured that out? While you were talking!
Joey: (on phone) Hey dude, its me.
Ross: Oh dude, don't worry about it, I found an unattended maid's car. We're way ahead of the game.
Joey: Dude, you dont have to brag! We got nothing here!!
Ross: Dude, we are sooo gonna party!
Chandler: Kathys with her parents, I have nothing to do, so tomorrow we are partying with Gandolf dude!
Chandler: This is gonna be soo cool, dude, we never party anymore!