words in movies
Realtor: You two know each other?
Ross: No Joey! Look why dont, why dont we just let her decide? Okay? Hey-hey, well each go out with her one more time. And-and well see who she likes best.
Ross: Listen, you are hearing one side of the story, okayand F.Y.I she mustve shown Kyle over 30 paint samples before she painted that room! And his response to each one was, "I dont give a tiny rats ass."
(Phoebe grabs each of them by an ear.) Monica and Rachel: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Joey: (about to cry) Those two only had each other!
Chandler: (frustrated) Okay, for the last time. Its not named for each individual man.
Kristen: Do you two know each other?
Ross: No, but ah, theres coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, Ill put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.
Rachel: Well yknow, we would umm, repeat everything the other said, or uh, wed jump out of closets to scare each other, or switch the sugar for the salt so theyd put salt on their cereal.
Rachel: Oh, Ross, relax. It's probably like two dollars for the first contraction, and then fifty cents for each additional contraction.
[Scene: The Hotel, Monicas room, Mr. and Mrs. Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on.]
Phoebe and Rachel: (to each other) I dont know.
Ross: (Using a slightly different inflection for each.) I do. I do. I do.
Chandler: Do you realize you get louder each week?
[Scene: Lamaze class. Susan is there. Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper. As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins pretend baby, squashing its head flat. It bleats, in protest. He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J.C.]
Ross: Looks like a fun gang. (They all look at each other and smile)
(The teacher smiles, but her eyebrows go up. Susan and Carol pat each other affectionately.)
Chandler: Okay, here you go. (He deals out two cards each.) I have two queens, what do you have?
(Chandler and Monica both turn, take the rings from Ross and Rachel respectively, and place them on each others fingers.)
Ross: Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.
Ross: It came in the mail today, it's uh, 72 long-stemmed red roses, one for each day that I've known and loved Emily, cut up into mulch!
Richard: Oh, Im sorry. (Introduces them.) Lisa, (nodding at each) Monica, Chandler. We used to date.
Chandler: Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am so bad at this.
Ross: (he starts reading directly from his cards word for word very quietly) "There are three primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. Each of these theories can be further subcategorized into two distinct "
Ross: (moves closer) All Im saying is, its one thing being prepared for an attack against like each other; whole another story being prepared for an attack, I dont know, like a (turns and puts his face close to Rachels and screams) surprise!!
[Scene: The Hallway, Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on.]
Mr. Franklin: Oh then you know each other.
Monica: Chandler, this is not our problem. We've got each other. That's all that matters.
Phoebe: Umm, look we dont, we dont really know each other so it would be really easy to just forget about this, but there seems to be something between us. And I dont know about you but that doesnt happen to me a lot.
Rachel: Oh we justwe drove each other crazy!
Phoebe: Oh, great! We couldnt keep our eyes off each other all night and then every once and a while yknow, hed kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck. (Does that to Monica.)
Ross: Well, we-we havent said that to each other yet, but I guess its okay to say it to other people.
(They turn to look at each other and suddenly remember that they did in fact get married.)
Joey: Well thats true. And I am only naked in one scene. Plus it sounds really great. My characters catholic and he falls in love with this Jewish girl. Who run away together and they get caught in this big rainstorm. So we go into this barn and undress each other and hold each other. Its really sweet and-and tender.
Ross and Rachel while looking at each other surprised and shocked: Jill?
David: We enjoy watching each other. And I settle for watching each others performance, and we like each other.
Rachel: Well, at least you make each other laugh.
(Monica and Chandler both look at each other and run over to the window to watch the action in Ross apartment)
Joey: Uh How long have we known each other?
Phoebe: Isnt it funny how we kept running into each other? Its as if someone really wants us to be together.
Rachel: How do you know that? What if it just gets worse and worse and worse, to the point where we cant even be in the same room with each other?!
Rachel: Umm, our situation. Yknow umm, what we mean to each other. And I mean we-were having this baby together, and we live together. Isnt that, isnt that weird?
(They run and hug each other.)
Jim: We have. Maybe well be seeing each other at dinner tomorrow night, say around 8 oclock?
Phoebe: Yeah? I know! I know! Uh huh? Listen why dont we just um, sit and relax? You know just be with each other. Quietly!
(They look at each other and smile for a while.)
(They both look at each other, then Phoebe gets an idea.)
Monica: We're gonna see each other naked.
Phoebe: You know, it's so surprising that you and Joey have known each other for so long and I've never heard about you.
Phoebe: Do you not know each other?
Rachel: yeah your both so slutty you don't even remember who you've slept with, you're made for each other.
Chandler: No-no-no-no. (Waves him away as Monica and Phoebe enter whispering to each other.) Hey! (Monica shushes him.)
Phoebe: My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are!
Chandler: Okay. Thats better. Now I want you to both apologize to each other and mean it.
(Chandler and Monica look at each other.� Chandler nods.)
(Ross and Rachel look into each others eyes and kiss.)
Phoebe: Alright you guys, we cant turn on each other, Okay? Thats just what she wants.
David: ...it's uhm... i-it's two on each cheek and uhm... and one on the lips.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. She and David are still kissing each other in the living room.]
Ross: Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I cant date you or have a hot plate in my office. I cant believe we have to stop seeing each other.
(Phoebe and Mike sit next to each other)
Ross: Why dont they just jump out of an airplane?! Huh?! That-thats a fun date! Or burn each other with matches?! Thats fun too! Whew!!
Phoebe: You know what? Maybe once they start dating, and they see what's out there, they'll realise how good they are for each other.
(All are leaving, wishing each other a Merry Christmas, peace on earth, etc. Only Wendy stays.)
Phoebe: I don't know. They're so perfect for each other; it's crazy.
Monica: Believe me, Chandler and I have not seen each other in over a week. We�ll probably be the first ones there.
Monica: Look, guys, you can't do this, it's just going to make getting over each other, that much harder.
Joey/Drake: So what about us? Everything we feel for each other.
Rachel: So I thought Joey and I would be okay once we hung out, but its not even like we know how to be with each other anymore.
(Ross and Mike glance at each other then both suddenly turn to Phoebe who is gone. �They sheepishly exchange glances.)
(Joey and Rachel continue to look at each other in silence for a while)
Charlie: ... is it weird that it's not with each other?
Ross: Yes, but I did make a pyramid out of the bath products. This is amazing, thank you, thank you so much. (he leans in, and they look at each other for a moment) That's a pretty necklace.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets. They each have one baby.]
Chandler: Oh hey. Id shake your hand but uh; Im really into the game. Plus, I think itd be better for my ego if we didnt stand right next to each other.
Joey: Yeah! Good night! (they give each other a small kiss on the mouth, and stare at each other for a while)
Joey: (Laughs) Of course we do! Mike is playing a game that we used to play in high school. Yeah, where we pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of games. (To Mike) Hey, remember the one where I punch you in the face for not being cool?!
[Scene: Central Perk. Frank Jr., Phoebe and the triplets are there. The triplets are now sleeping on top of each other on the couch.]
Chandler: Oh, I see what you mean, that's quite nice. (They look at each other, both embarassed)
(They kiss each other on the cheek, and Rachel leaves.)
(They look at each other for a while)
Rachel: Ill be right there! (to Ross) Okay, Ross, please come on! I thought we have moved on! I thought weve gotten to a place where we could be happy for each other! I mean was that just me?
(Monica and Phoebe look at each other and leave the apartment again)
(They both stare for a while, and then look at each other)
RACHEL: (as herself) "Well, should we just continue to live together and not really tell each other how we're really feeling?"
Chandler: Yeah, I miss that too. I tell you what; from now on well make time to hang out with each other.
Charlie: I'm sorry... (introduces them to each other) Ross Geller... Benjamin Hobart.
Rachel: Okay, well you had asked me how long we had known each other, and I said, "Eight years." And the um, waiter came over and cut his tip in half, and umm now here we are.
Phoebe: And how none of it matters when the people really love each other. (Chandler and Monica kiss.) And how people will believe anything you tell them as long as its a compliment.
(While they are both pushing the painting towards each other, Phoebe enters)
(Chandler and Monica hug each other, and then Joey enters the apartment again.)
Chandler: Oh yeah! Okay, lets play again. (He deals out two cards each again.) What do you got?
Phoebe: How-how about you each get five vetoes?
[Scene: A restaurant. Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s friend, Sarah. They are sitting opposite each other on a table for two. Their waiter approaches with two plates.]
CHAN: Ok, all right, look. Let's get logical about this, ok? We'll make a list. Rachel and Julie, pros and cons. Oh. We'll put their names in bold, with different fonts, and I can use different colors for each column.
[Scene: Back to the living room. Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other. The guys see this.]
Joey: Yeah! And also, a little like a French guy. (They both squint at each other.) I never noticed that before.
Phoebe: You’re just so mean to each other! And I don’t want to end up like that with Rachel. I still like you!
Erica: Well, if there is anything else you wanna know... (Monica and Chandler look at each other)
Rachel: (turns around) Mark? Oh my God! (puts the box on the chair and they hug each other)
Joey: Good night! (they give each other a kiss again, but this time it lasts longer)