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[Scene: Chandler's bedroom. Chandler is sleeping and Eddie is there watching him.]
CHANDLER: Hey Eddie. Daahh!! What're you doin' here?
EDDIE: Nothin' roomie, just watchin' you sleep.
EDDIE: Makes me feel um, peaceful, heh-heh, please.
EDDIE: You want me to sing?
EDDIE: Woah, woah, woah, what're, what're you talkin' about man.
EDDIE: No. See now I don't think you're being fair. I mean one night you see me and you get scared, I mean, what about all the other nights when you don't see me, huh? What about last night when you went and got a drink of water and I was nice enough to hide behind the door, what's that about, huh?
EDDIE: Yeah.
EDDIE: Ok, you really want me out?
EDDIE: Ok, then I want to hear you say it, I, I want to hear you say you want me out.
EDDIE: No no no, I wanna hear it from your lips.
EDDIE: Oh, right, all right, you know what pallie I understand, consider me gone, you know what, I'll be out by the time you get home from work tomorrow.
[Eddie leaves the room and Chandler mouths "Thank you" to himself]
EDDIE: I heard that.
[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler peeks in the door. He doesn't see Eddie so he enters, breathing a sigh of relief. Eddie pops up from behind the bar.]
EDDIE: Hey pal.
CHANDLER: Ahhhh-gaaaahhh. Eddie what're you still doin' here?
EDDIE: Ah, just some basic dehydrating of a few fruits and vegetables. MAN ALIVE this thing's fantastic!
CHANDLER: Look Eddie, aren't you forgetting anything?
EDDIE: Oh yeah, that's right, look I got us a new goldfish. He's a lot fiestier that the last one.
CHANDLER: Maybe 'cause the last one was made by Pepperidge Farm. Look Eddie, isn't there something else you're supposed to be doing right now?
EDDIE: Well, not unless it's got something to do with dehydrating my man because right now I'm a dehydrating maniac!
EDDIE: Ah-ah-ah, you know what that is?
EDDIE: That's a tomato. This one definitely goes in the display.
[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler is returning from Monica and Rachel's with his bedding. Eddie is standing at the bar with his dehydrator and loads of fruit.]
EDDIE: Hey man, check it out, I got some great stuff to dehydrate here. I got some grapes, got some apricots, I thought it would be really cool to see what happens with these water balloons.
EDDIE: What?
EDDIE: You, you want, you want me to move out?
EDDIE: I uh, I gotta tell you man, I mean, that's uh, it's kinda out of the blue, I mean don't you think?
EDDIE: Ohhhh. Relax, take it easy buddy. Tell me twice, you want me to go? Alright, alright, guess I'll be back for my stuff. [walks out the door and after a pause comes back in] But if you think for one second I'm leaving you alone with my fish, you're insane Jack!
EDDIE: No help required Chico. [reaches into the tank and grabs the fish and puts it in his pocket]
EDDIE: [enters] Check it out man, I tore it off some mannaquin in the alley behind Macy's.
EDDIE: So I got it in the junior miss department, big diff. Anyway check it out man, it's gonna make a hell of a conversation piece at out next cocktail party, huh pal?
EDDIE: Yeah, you know, put chips in it, we'll make like a chip chick.
CHANDLER: Eddie, do you remember yesterday?
EDDIE: Uh yes, I think I vaguely recall it.
EDDIE: Uh, yes.
EDDIE: We took a road trip to Las Vegas man.
EDDIE: Naah, I crapped out, but Mr. 21 over here he cleans up, 300 bucks, check it out he buys me these new shoes, sweet huh?
EDDIE: Yeah. Well see ya upstairs. See ya pals.
[Scene: Hallway outside Chandler and Joey's apartment. Eddie walks up.]
[Eddie tries his key and it won't work. He knocks and Chandler answers the door. He's got the door chained.]
EDDIE: Why doesn't my key work and what's all my stuff doin' downstairs?
CHANDLER: Well, I'm, I'm sorry...[Eddie forces his head in the door] Ahhh. Have we met?
EDDIE: It's Eddie you freak, your roommate.
EDDIE: No he, he moved out and I moved in.
EDDIE: Well that's uh, that's a good point. Um ok, well, uh, I guess I got the wrong apartment then. I, I'm, look, I'm, ya know, I'm sorry, I'm terriably sorry.
EDDIE: At the uh, supermarket, in the uh, ethnic food section. I helped him pick out a chorizo.
EDDIE: Nice to meet ya.
EDDIE: Hey Chan, is that Joey guy gonna come by and pick up his moose hat or should I just toss it out?
EDDIE: Hi Joey, what's goin' on man?
EDDIE: [annoying laugh] Is this guy great or what?
ROSS: Uh, Eddie something. He just met him.
CHANDLER: Hey Eddie, you uh, wanna play some foosball?
JOEY: Eddie.
CHANDLER: See ya. [Eddie leaves]
EDDIE: No thanks man, I'm not uh, I'm not really into sports.
EDDIE: That's good, that's good. So, so, so who broke up with who?
EDDIE: I tell ya, I-, I'm gonna go read in my room for a little while.
EDDIE: What was that?
EDDIE: Bye-bye.
EDDIE: Wha-, n-, no. I mean it's just a bunch of pretty people runnin' around on the beach, ya know.
EDDIE: Yeah alright, that sounds alright.
[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Chandler and Eddie are talking.]
EDDIE: Hello Tilly.
TILLY: Eddie, I just came by to drop off your tank.
EDDIE: [walks around corner] A little what?
EDDIE: That's very thoughtful of you. It's very thougtful.
EDDIE: You had sex with her didn't you?
EDDIE: Oh, this is, this is unbelievable. I mean, first you sleep with my ex-girlfriend then you insult my inteligenct by lying about it and then you kill my fish, my Buddy?
EDDIE: Pecan sandy, just made em.
EDDIE: Where's Buddy?
EDDIE: That's very interesting, ya know, 'cause that's exactly what someone who slept with her would say.
CHANDLER: Eddie, I didn't sleep with your ex-girlfriend.
EDDIE: My fish, Buddy.
EDDIE: Uh, sure, why not.
EDDIE: That's good man, when everybody knows that the uh, the capital of Cambodia is uh...
EDDIE: What's you point man?
[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment.Chandler walks in to see Eddie holding a tray of cookies.]
EDDIE: I got a little surprise, look. There's a new fishie. I named him uh, Chandler, you know, after, after you.
EDDIE: Alright, here you go my friend. Eggs a-la Eddie, huh?
CHANDLER: Well I do, but uh, Eddie makes them this way and, well they're pretty darn good.
[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Joey stops by. Chandler is reading the paper and Eddie is fixing eggs.]
CHANDLER: [throws it across the room while Eddie's not looking] Listen Eddie, um, I've been thinking about our current living situation and uh, why are you smiling?
CHANDLER: Yes. Hey, can I ask you, is Eddie a little...
EDDIE: Not Sean Penn. Alright, I, I've got a funny one, alright. My last girlfriend Tilly. Ok, we're eating breakfast, right, and I made all these pancakes, there was like 50 pancakes right. And all of the sudden she turns to me, alright, and she says, 'Eddie.' I say, 'yeah,' she says, 'Eddie, I don't want to see you anymore.' And it was literally like she had reached into my chest, ripped out my heart, and smeared it all over my life, ya know. And now there's like this incredible abyss, ya know, and I'm falling and I keep falling and I don't think I'm ever gonna stop. [finishes laughing] That uh, wasn't such a funny story, was it?
CHANDLER: Well, uh, why don't you ask him yourself. Joey, this is my new roommate Eddie.
EDDIE: Y-, y-, you like that show?
Monica: Yes. Uh, yes, I did. That was my friend, Eddie Moskowitz. Yeah, he likes it. Reaffirms his faith.
CHANDLER: Hey I didn't kill your fish. Look Eddie...[puts his hand on Eddie's shoulder] Would you look at what I'm doin' here. That can't be smart. So we're just gonna take this guy right off ya and put him here in Mr. Pocket. Tangellon? [picks up the fruit an tosses it to Eddie, it hits Eddie in the chest and falls]
[The next flashback is from The One Where Eddie Moves In. It's the sequence where Joey and Chandler are both saddened that they're not living together anymore. All By Myself is playing in the background.]
EDDIE: Well you guys, I'm outta here. See ya pals.
TILLY: I'm looking for Eddie Minowick.
CHANDLER: No, Eddie likes to keep it over there.