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Monica: Yes. Uh, yes, I did. That was my friend, Eddie Moskowitz. Yeah, he likes it. Reaffirms his faith.
CHANDLER: No, Eddie likes to keep it over there.
[Scene: Chandler's bedroom. Chandler is sleeping and Eddie is there watching him.]
EDDIE: At the uh, supermarket, in the uh, ethnic food section. I helped him pick out a chorizo.
EDDIE: Oh, right, all right, you know what pallie I understand, consider me gone, you know what, I'll be out by the time you get home from work tomorrow.
CHANDLER: Maybe 'cause the last one was made by Pepperidge Farm. Look Eddie, isn't there something else you're supposed to be doing right now?
EDDIE: [annoying laugh] Is this guy great or what?
EDDIE: Well, not unless it's got something to do with dehydrating my man because right now I'm a dehydrating maniac!
EDDIE: Nice to meet ya.
ROSS: Uh, Eddie something. He just met him.
JOEY: Eddie.
CHANDLER: Ahhhh-gaaaahhh. Eddie what're you still doin' here?
EDDIE: Hey Chan, is that Joey guy gonna come by and pick up his moose hat or should I just toss it out?
EDDIE: Hi Joey, what's goin' on man?
CHANDLER: See ya. [Eddie leaves]
EDDIE: I tell ya, I-, I'm gonna go read in my room for a little while.
CHANDLER: Hey Eddie, you uh, wanna play some foosball?
EDDIE: No thanks man, I'm not uh, I'm not really into sports.
EDDIE: That's good, that's good. So, so, so who broke up with who?
EDDIE: What was that?
EDDIE: Wha-, n-, no. I mean it's just a bunch of pretty people runnin' around on the beach, ya know.
EDDIE: Yeah alright, that sounds alright.
[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Chandler and Eddie are talking.]
EDDIE: Hello Tilly.
EDDIE: Bye-bye.
TILLY: Eddie, I just came by to drop off your tank.
EDDIE: [walks around corner] A little what?
EDDIE: That's very thoughtful of you. It's very thougtful.
EDDIE: You had sex with her didn't you?
EDDIE: Uh, sure, why not.
EDDIE: Oh, this is, this is unbelievable. I mean, first you sleep with my ex-girlfriend then you insult my inteligenct by lying about it and then you kill my fish, my Buddy?
EDDIE: Pecan sandy, just made em.
EDDIE: Where's Buddy?
EDDIE: That's very interesting, ya know, 'cause that's exactly what someone who slept with her would say.
CHANDLER: Eddie, I didn't sleep with your ex-girlfriend.
EDDIE: My fish, Buddy.
EDDIE: What's you point man?
[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment.Chandler walks in to see Eddie holding a tray of cookies.]
EDDIE: You want me to sing?
EDDIE: Makes me feel um, peaceful, heh-heh, please.
EDDIE: Ok, you really want me out?
EDDIE: Yeah.
EDDIE: Ok, then I want to hear you say it, I, I want to hear you say you want me out.
EDDIE: No no no, I wanna hear it from your lips.
[Eddie leaves the room and Chandler mouths "Thank you" to himself]
EDDIE: I heard that.
EDDIE: Ah-ah-ah, you know what that is?
EDDIE: That's a tomato. This one definitely goes in the display.
EDDIE: Hey pal.
EDDIE: Uh, yes.
EDDIE: What?
EDDIE: You, you want, you want me to move out?
CHANDLER: Eddie, do you remember yesterday?
[Eddie tries his key and it won't work. He knocks and Chandler answers the door. He's got the door chained.]
EDDIE: It's Eddie you freak, your roommate.
EDDIE: We took a road trip to Las Vegas man.
EDDIE: Yeah. Well see ya upstairs. See ya pals.
EDDIE: I uh, I gotta tell you man, I mean, that's uh, it's kinda out of the blue, I mean don't you think?
EDDIE: No he, he moved out and I moved in.
EDDIE: That's good man, when everybody knows that the uh, the capital of Cambodia is uh...
EDDIE: I got a little surprise, look. There's a new fishie. I named him uh, Chandler, you know, after, after you.
[Scene: Hallway outside Chandler and Joey's apartment. Eddie walks up.]
CHANDLER: Well, I'm, I'm sorry...[Eddie forces his head in the door] Ahhh. Have we met?
CHANDLER: Well I do, but uh, Eddie makes them this way and, well they're pretty darn good.
EDDIE: Yeah, you know, put chips in it, we'll make like a chip chick.
EDDIE: Nothin' roomie, just watchin' you sleep.
EDDIE: Alright, here you go my friend. Eggs a-la Eddie, huh?
CHANDLER: [throws it across the room while Eddie's not looking] Listen Eddie, um, I've been thinking about our current living situation and uh, why are you smiling?
[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Joey stops by. Chandler is reading the paper and Eddie is fixing eggs.]
CHANDLER: Look Eddie, aren't you forgetting anything?
EDDIE: Why doesn't my key work and what's all my stuff doin' downstairs?
CHANDLER: Well, uh, why don't you ask him yourself. Joey, this is my new roommate Eddie.
CHANDLER: Yes. Hey, can I ask you, is Eddie a little...
EDDIE: Not Sean Penn. Alright, I, I've got a funny one, alright. My last girlfriend Tilly. Ok, we're eating breakfast, right, and I made all these pancakes, there was like 50 pancakes right. And all of the sudden she turns to me, alright, and she says, 'Eddie.' I say, 'yeah,' she says, 'Eddie, I don't want to see you anymore.' And it was literally like she had reached into my chest, ripped out my heart, and smeared it all over my life, ya know. And now there's like this incredible abyss, ya know, and I'm falling and I keep falling and I don't think I'm ever gonna stop. [finishes laughing] That uh, wasn't such a funny story, was it?
EDDIE: Y-, y-, you like that show?
EDDIE: No. See now I don't think you're being fair. I mean one night you see me and you get scared, I mean, what about all the other nights when you don't see me, huh? What about last night when you went and got a drink of water and I was nice enough to hide behind the door, what's that about, huh?
[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler is returning from Monica and Rachel's with his bedding. Eddie is standing at the bar with his dehydrator and loads of fruit.]
EDDIE: Hey man, check it out, I got some great stuff to dehydrate here. I got some grapes, got some apricots, I thought it would be really cool to see what happens with these water balloons.
CHANDLER: Hey I didn't kill your fish. Look Eddie...[puts his hand on Eddie's shoulder] Would you look at what I'm doin' here. That can't be smart. So we're just gonna take this guy right off ya and put him here in Mr. Pocket. Tangellon? [picks up the fruit an tosses it to Eddie, it hits Eddie in the chest and falls]
[The next flashback is from The One Where Eddie Moves In. It's the sequence where Joey and Chandler are both saddened that they're not living together anymore. All By Myself is playing in the background.]
EDDIE: Ohhhh. Relax, take it easy buddy. Tell me twice, you want me to go? Alright, alright, guess I'll be back for my stuff. [walks out the door and after a pause comes back in] But if you think for one second I'm leaving you alone with my fish, you're insane Jack!
EDDIE: Well that's uh, that's a good point. Um ok, well, uh, I guess I got the wrong apartment then. I, I'm, look, I'm, ya know, I'm sorry, I'm terriably sorry.
EDDIE: [enters] Check it out man, I tore it off some mannaquin in the alley behind Macy's.
EDDIE: Well you guys, I'm outta here. See ya pals.
EDDIE: Uh yes, I think I vaguely recall it.
TILLY: I'm looking for Eddie Minowick.
[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler peeks in the door. He doesn't see Eddie so he enters, breathing a sigh of relief. Eddie pops up from behind the bar.]
EDDIE: Oh yeah, that's right, look I got us a new goldfish. He's a lot fiestier that the last one.
CHANDLER: Hey Eddie. Daahh!! What're you doin' here?
EDDIE: Woah, woah, woah, what're, what're you talkin' about man.
EDDIE: Naah, I crapped out, but Mr. 21 over here he cleans up, 300 bucks, check it out he buys me these new shoes, sweet huh?
EDDIE: No help required Chico. [reaches into the tank and grabs the fish and puts it in his pocket]
EDDIE: Ah, just some basic dehydrating of a few fruits and vegetables. MAN ALIVE this thing's fantastic!
EDDIE: So I got it in the junior miss department, big diff. Anyway check it out man, it's gonna make a hell of a conversation piece at out next cocktail party, huh pal?