words in movies
Phoebe: Youre Elizabeths father, huh? I can see now where she gets her rugged handsomeness.
Ross: Thats right Lydia, Elizabeth here is a student and uh, were dating. And you may frown upon that, but were not gonna hide it anymore.
Ross: (to Elizabeth) And that is why we cannot see each other anymore.
Ross: (loudly) Why?! Are there like bears or something?! (Looks around and then sees that Elizabeth is shaking her head no and realizes what Elizabeth meant.) Ohh. Oh, protection. Yeah-no, yeah-no, that-that-that I forgot.
Ross: Okay, Elizabeth Hurely....
(Rachel and Elizabeth go upstairs. Paul starts for the car, but notices his luggage is still out and decides to take in into the bedroom.)
Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
Leader: Oh, yes Elizabeth. Ah, 871.
Ross: That's right, uh, Elizabeth Hornswoggle.
Elizabeth: Oh, dont worry I have plenty of sun block, its SPF-30.
Elizabeth: Why dont you get in the hot tub and Ill meet you there.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul. Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead. By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis. Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is looking at his handbook. Elizabeth is also there.]
Elizabeth: No, let's just leave the lights on.
Elizabeth: (yelling from outside) Hey, my favorite part is coming up!
Elizabeth: No, go ahead.
Elizabeth: Ross, umm, you've been in there for a long time. I'm starting to get kinda freaked out.
Elizabeth: Oh my God!
[Scene: Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her. They are sitting on the couch watching a movie. Ross is obviously hot.]
Elizabeth Hornswoggle: No.
Ross: Oh-oh, guess what? I-I have a date with Elizabeth (Talking into Chandler's ear.) Hornswoggle.
Burt: (another professor) Wow! It looks like you were very generous with your grades this semester! (Ross frantically starts to change some as a female student, Elizabeth, approaches.)
[Scene: A street, Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date.]
Chandler: (reading it) Elizabeth Hornswoggle?
Elizabeth: Professor Geller?
Elizabeth: I wanted to say how much I enjoyed your class.
Elizabeth: Im kidding!
Elizabeth: Oh, because I was thinking, the semesters over; youre not my teacher anymore.
Elizabeth: Ohh thats so sweet!
Elizabeth: Who?
Elizabeth: Yes you did! What was it?
Elizabeth: Oh yeah. So umm, did you have a nickname for me?
Elizabeth: Uh, Im a little embarrassed about calling you a hottie on my evaluation
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth.]
Elizabeth: No, I have some turning 21 to do.
Elizabeth: Uh no, theyre still here but I think Im about to leave.
Elizabeth: Do you not want to be seen with me?
Elizabeth: Uhh, I cant.
Elizabeth: For what its worth I did appreciate you standing up for me. It felt really nice. It kinda made me like you even more.
Elizabeth: Hi!
Ross: What?! No! No! Wait! Youre right, this is stupid. Who cares what people think? I mean, I mean we like each other right? Theres nothing wrong with that. Come on. (They get up and go over to the table where his colleagues are sitting.) Burt? Lydia? Mel? This is Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Wow!
Elizabeth: Shut the book!
Elizabeth: Yeah.
Elizabeth: Oops! I did not mean to run into you like that sir.
Elizabeth: Stop it! (She starts to get all worked up.)
Elizabeth: Im the student.
Elizabeth: Well, I really wanted to meet you guys, but I have to run. Ill see you later?
Elizabeth: Oh hi!
Elizabeth: Oh, were not together.
Ross: Oh that is quite all right maam. (Elizabeth exits.)
Ross: Hey uh, this is Elizabeth.
Ross: Hmm? (Turns around and sees that its Elizabeth) Oh, a student I dont know.
Monica: Oh, I like Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Oh! Sorry! Umm, I actually do need to talk to you.
Elizabeth: I was wondering if I could talk to you for a moment?
Elizabeth: Spring vacation.
Elizabeth: What?
Elizabeth: You wanted to see me Professor Geller?
Elizabeth: Doorknob?
Elizabeth: You are so adorable.
Elizabeth: Professor Geller?
Elizabeth: Making out in your office.
Elizabeth: Yeah, we have time off and a lot of people are going on trips
[Scene: Rosss office, hes opening the door to Elizabeth.]
Elizabeth: Oh good.
Monica: Hey! How did it go with Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: What?
[Scene: Elizabeths apartment, she is packing for her trip as Ross watches.]
Elizabeth: Ross, are you okay?
Elizabeth: Is that supportive?
(They go inside and Ross closes the door. When he turns around Elizabeth walks up to him, pushes him back against the door, and starts kissing him.)
Elizabeth: I will.
Guy: Elizabeth!
[Scene: The airport, Elizabeths flight is about to leave and Ross is there to send her off.]
Elizabeth: Yeah! Im just going down there to relax and hang out with my friends.
Elizabeth: Yeah.
Elizabeth: Oh hey! Here they are!
Phoebe: Oh my God, look! Thats Elizabeth!
Elizabeth: So uh, Monica is Rosss sister.
Elizabeth: Yeah! Ive been working so hard this semester. I really need to go crazy yknow, blow off some steam.
Chandler: Wait a minute, hold the phone! Youre not Elizabeths dad?!
Elizabeth: Daddy!
Ross: (continuing) I just found out that Elizabeths dad wants to meet me.
Elizabeth: This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
Elizabeth: What a nice story!
Elizabeth: I like Ross.
Paul: I usually prefer Elizabeths boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.
Elizabeth: Just hearing you describe it as forbidden, its really hot.
Elizabeth: Yknow what daddy? If you dont like Ross, thats fine. It doesnt matter to me, Im gonna go out with him anyway.
Elizabeth: Are you okay? Whats wrong?
Elizabeth: Ill just run to the store and get some.
Elizabeth: (quietly) Hey umm, you brought protection right?
Elizabeth: Oh. Well, so we have to hide our relationship from one more person. Big deal. Besides, its kinda fun hiding.
Elizabeth: Well, whatever works for ya
[Scene: A Cabin in the Woods, Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour.]
Elizabeth: Sure!
Elizabeth: (laughs) Ill be back in ten minutes.
Elizabeth: Do you know where the store is?
Elizabeth: Do you want to ride around town on my little pink bicycle?