words in movies
Chandler: (reading it) Elizabeth Hornswoggle?
Ross: That's right, uh, Elizabeth Hornswoggle.
Ross: Oh-oh, guess what? I-I have a date with Elizabeth (Talking into Chandler's ear.) Hornswoggle.
[Scene: Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her. They are sitting on the couch watching a movie. Ross is obviously hot.]
Elizabeth Hornswoggle: No.
Elizabeth: No, go ahead.
[Cut to Elizabeth Hornswoggle's bathroom, Ross frantically pulls his shirt out and drops his pants. He exhales in sheer ecstasy as the coolness of the bathroom envelops his legs. He sits on the cast iron bathtub, again gasping in pleasure. He next grabs a magazine and starts to blow air on his exposed legs, but that doesn't work the way he wants it to. So he throws the magazine down, looks around for another idea, and finds one. He jumps up and hops to the sink. He turns on the water and starts to splash some on his legs, cooling them further.]
Elizabeth: (yelling from outside) Hey, my favorite part is coming up!
[Scene: Elizabeth's apartment; Elizabeth is inquiring as to the delay in Ross's exit from her bathroom.]
Elizabeth: Ross, umm, you've been in there for a long time. I'm starting to get kinda freaked out.
Elizabeth: No, let's just leave the lights on.
Elizabeth: Oh my God!
Ross: (to Elizabeth) And that is why we cannot see each other anymore.
Ross: (loudly) Why?! Are there like bears or something?! (Looks around and then sees that Elizabeth is shaking her head no and realizes what Elizabeth meant.) Ohh. Oh, protection. Yeah-no, yeah-no, that-that-that I forgot.
(Rachel and Elizabeth go upstairs. Paul starts for the car, but notices his luggage is still out and decides to take in into the bedroom.)
Elizabeth: Oh, dont worry I have plenty of sun block, its SPF-30.
Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
Leader: Oh, yes Elizabeth. Ah, 871.
Elizabeth: Why dont you get in the hot tub and Ill meet you there.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul. Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead. By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis. Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon.]
Ross: Okay, Elizabeth Hurely....
Elizabeth: Oh, because I was thinking, the semesters over; youre not my teacher anymore.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is looking at his handbook. Elizabeth is also there.]
Elizabeth: Professor Geller?
Elizabeth: I wanted to say how much I enjoyed your class.
Elizabeth: Im kidding!
Burt: (another professor) Wow! It looks like you were very generous with your grades this semester! (Ross frantically starts to change some as a female student, Elizabeth, approaches.)
Elizabeth: Uh, Im a little embarrassed about calling you a hottie on my evaluation
Elizabeth: No, I have some turning 21 to do.
[Scene: A street, Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date.]
Elizabeth: Ohh thats so sweet!
Elizabeth: Who?
Elizabeth: Yes you did! What was it?
Elizabeth: Oh yeah. So umm, did you have a nickname for me?
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth.]
Elizabeth: Uhh, I cant.
Elizabeth: Uh no, theyre still here but I think Im about to leave.
Elizabeth: Do you not want to be seen with me?
Monica: Oh, I like Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Shut the book!
Elizabeth: Yeah.
Elizabeth: Stop it! (She starts to get all worked up.)
Elizabeth: Oops! I did not mean to run into you like that sir.
Elizabeth: Well, I really wanted to meet you guys, but I have to run. Ill see you later?
Ross: Oh that is quite all right maam. (Elizabeth exits.)
Elizabeth: Hi!
Ross: What?! No! No! Wait! Youre right, this is stupid. Who cares what people think? I mean, I mean we like each other right? Theres nothing wrong with that. Come on. (They get up and go over to the table where his colleagues are sitting.) Burt? Lydia? Mel? This is Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: For what its worth I did appreciate you standing up for me. It felt really nice. It kinda made me like you even more.
Elizabeth: Wow!
Elizabeth: Im the student.
Elizabeth: Oh hi!
Elizabeth: Oh, were not together.
Ross: Hey uh, this is Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Yeah, we have time off and a lot of people are going on trips
Elizabeth: Professor Geller?
Elizabeth: Making out in your office.
Ross: Hmm? (Turns around and sees that its Elizabeth) Oh, a student I dont know.
Elizabeth: Oh! Sorry! Umm, I actually do need to talk to you.
(They go inside and Ross closes the door. When he turns around Elizabeth walks up to him, pushes him back against the door, and starts kissing him.)
Elizabeth: I was wondering if I could talk to you for a moment?
Elizabeth: Spring vacation.
Elizabeth: What?
Elizabeth: You wanted to see me Professor Geller?
[Scene: Rosss office, hes opening the door to Elizabeth.]
Elizabeth: Doorknob?
Elizabeth: Oh good.
Monica: Hey! How did it go with Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: Is that supportive?
Elizabeth: What?
[Scene: Elizabeths apartment, she is packing for her trip as Ross watches.]
Elizabeth: Ross, are you okay?
Guy: Elizabeth!
Elizabeth: Oh hey! Here they are!
Phoebe: Oh my God, look! Thats Elizabeth!
Elizabeth: Yeah! Ive been working so hard this semester. I really need to go crazy yknow, blow off some steam.
Elizabeth: You are so adorable.
Elizabeth: Yeah.
Elizabeth: I will.
[Scene: The airport, Elizabeths flight is about to leave and Ross is there to send her off.]
Elizabeth: Yeah! Im just going down there to relax and hang out with my friends.
Ross: (continuing) I just found out that Elizabeths dad wants to meet me.
Chandler: Wait a minute, hold the phone! Youre not Elizabeths dad?!
Elizabeth: Daddy!
Elizabeth: This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
Paul: I usually prefer Elizabeths boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.
Elizabeth: So uh, Monica is Rosss sister.
Elizabeth: What a nice story!
Elizabeth: Just hearing you describe it as forbidden, its really hot.
Elizabeth: Are you okay? Whats wrong?
Elizabeth: I like Ross.
Elizabeth: Yknow what daddy? If you dont like Ross, thats fine. It doesnt matter to me, Im gonna go out with him anyway.
Elizabeth: Well, whatever works for ya
[Scene: A Cabin in the Woods, Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour.]
Elizabeth: Sure!
Elizabeth: (laughs) Ill be back in ten minutes.
Elizabeth: Do you want to ride around town on my little pink bicycle?
Elizabeth: Oh. Well, so we have to hide our relationship from one more person. Big deal. Besides, its kinda fun hiding.
Elizabeth: Do you know where the store is?
Elizabeth: Ill just run to the store and get some.
Elizabeth: (quietly) Hey umm, you brought protection right?
Elizabeth: Uh, you guys?
Elizabeth: Umm
Elizabeth: Obviously.
Elizabeth: (entering) Here I am!
Paul: (jumping up) Elizabeth! Oh look, Elizabeths here! Who are you talking to?
Elizabeth: Yeah! Yep.
Elizabeth: Ohh, I wouldnt do it in there. Thats my dads bedroom.
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
Elizabeth: (checks her grade) Oh, yknow what? Forget it, you already gave me an A.
Elizabeth: Oh no-no believe me, Im leaving as soon as possible!
{Transcribers Note: Elizabeth has two friends in the room with her who are named in the credits, but not in this scene. So Im just gonna guess since it doesnt matter one way or the other. (The last part is to discourage e-mails, who cares if I got it right or not?)}
Elizabeth: Ross? Ross?