words in movies
Chandler: (reading it) Elizabeth Hornswoggle?
Ross: That's right, uh, Elizabeth Hornswoggle.
Ross: Oh-oh, guess what? I-I have a date with Elizabeth (Talking into Chandler's ear.) Hornswoggle.
[Scene: Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her. They are sitting on the couch watching a movie. Ross is obviously hot.]
Elizabeth Hornswoggle: No.
Elizabeth: No, go ahead.
[Cut to Elizabeth Hornswoggle's bathroom, Ross frantically pulls his shirt out and drops his pants. He exhales in sheer ecstasy as the coolness of the bathroom envelops his legs. He sits on the cast iron bathtub, again gasping in pleasure. He next grabs a magazine and starts to blow air on his exposed legs, but that doesn't work the way he wants it to. So he throws the magazine down, looks around for another idea, and finds one. He jumps up and hops to the sink. He turns on the water and starts to splash some on his legs, cooling them further.]
Elizabeth: (yelling from outside) Hey, my favorite part is coming up!
[Scene: Elizabeth's apartment; Elizabeth is inquiring as to the delay in Ross's exit from her bathroom.]
Elizabeth: Ross, umm, you've been in there for a long time. I'm starting to get kinda freaked out.
Elizabeth: No, let's just leave the lights on.
Elizabeth: Oh my God!
Elizabeth: Why dont you get in the hot tub and Ill meet you there.
Elizabeth: Oh, dont worry I have plenty of sun block, its SPF-30.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul. Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead. By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis. Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon.]
Elizabeth: Oh, because I was thinking, the semesters over; youre not my teacher anymore.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is looking at his handbook. Elizabeth is also there.]
Burt: (another professor) Wow! It looks like you were very generous with your grades this semester! (Ross frantically starts to change some as a female student, Elizabeth, approaches.)
Elizabeth: Professor Geller?
Elizabeth: I wanted to say how much I enjoyed your class.
Elizabeth: Im kidding!
[Scene: A street, Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date.]
Elizabeth: Uh, Im a little embarrassed about calling you a hottie on my evaluation
Elizabeth: Hi!
Elizabeth: Ohh thats so sweet!
Elizabeth: Who?
Elizabeth: Yes you did! What was it?
Elizabeth: Oh yeah. So umm, did you have a nickname for me?
Elizabeth: Uhh, I cant.
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth.]
Elizabeth: No, I have some turning 21 to do.
Elizabeth: Uh no, theyre still here but I think Im about to leave.
Elizabeth: Do you not want to be seen with me?
Ross: What?! No! No! Wait! Youre right, this is stupid. Who cares what people think? I mean, I mean we like each other right? Theres nothing wrong with that. Come on. (They get up and go over to the table where his colleagues are sitting.) Burt? Lydia? Mel? This is Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Shut the book!
Elizabeth: For what its worth I did appreciate you standing up for me. It felt really nice. It kinda made me like you even more.
Elizabeth: Wow!
Elizabeth: Yeah.
Elizabeth: Stop it! (She starts to get all worked up.)
Elizabeth: Oops! I did not mean to run into you like that sir.
Elizabeth: Im the student.
Elizabeth: Oh hi!
Elizabeth: Oh, were not together.
Ross: Hey uh, this is Elizabeth.
Monica: Oh, I like Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Well, I really wanted to meet you guys, but I have to run. Ill see you later?
Ross: Oh that is quite all right maam. (Elizabeth exits.)
Ross: Hmm? (Turns around and sees that its Elizabeth) Oh, a student I dont know.
Elizabeth: Professor Geller?
Elizabeth: Making out in your office.
Elizabeth: I was wondering if I could talk to you for a moment?
Elizabeth: Spring vacation.
Elizabeth: What?
Elizabeth: Oh! Sorry! Umm, I actually do need to talk to you.
(They go inside and Ross closes the door. When he turns around Elizabeth walks up to him, pushes him back against the door, and starts kissing him.)
Elizabeth: Oh good.
Elizabeth: You wanted to see me Professor Geller?
Elizabeth: Doorknob?
Elizabeth: Yeah, we have time off and a lot of people are going on trips
[Scene: Rosss office, hes opening the door to Elizabeth.]
Monica: Hey! How did it go with Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: You are so adorable.
Elizabeth: Is that supportive?
Elizabeth: Yeah.
Elizabeth: I will.
[Scene: The airport, Elizabeths flight is about to leave and Ross is there to send her off.]
Elizabeth: Yeah! Im just going down there to relax and hang out with my friends.
Elizabeth: What?
[Scene: Elizabeths apartment, she is packing for her trip as Ross watches.]
Elizabeth: Ross, are you okay?
Guy: Elizabeth!
Elizabeth: Oh hey! Here they are!
Phoebe: Oh my God, look! Thats Elizabeth!
Elizabeth: Yeah! Ive been working so hard this semester. I really need to go crazy yknow, blow off some steam.
Elizabeth: Daddy!
Ross: (continuing) I just found out that Elizabeths dad wants to meet me.
Chandler: Wait a minute, hold the phone! Youre not Elizabeths dad?!
Elizabeth: This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
Elizabeth: What a nice story!
Elizabeth: So uh, Monica is Rosss sister.
Paul: I usually prefer Elizabeths boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.
Elizabeth: Just hearing you describe it as forbidden, its really hot.
Elizabeth: Are you okay? Whats wrong?
Elizabeth: I like Ross.
Elizabeth: Yknow what daddy? If you dont like Ross, thats fine. It doesnt matter to me, Im gonna go out with him anyway.
Elizabeth: Well, whatever works for ya
[Scene: A Cabin in the Woods, Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour.]
Elizabeth: Sure!
Elizabeth: Ill just run to the store and get some.
Elizabeth: (laughs) Ill be back in ten minutes.
Elizabeth: Oh. Well, so we have to hide our relationship from one more person. Big deal. Besides, its kinda fun hiding.
Elizabeth: Do you know where the store is?
Elizabeth: Do you want to ride around town on my little pink bicycle?
Elizabeth: (quietly) Hey umm, you brought protection right?
Elizabeth: Uh, you guys?
Elizabeth: Umm
Elizabeth: Obviously.
Elizabeth: (entering) Here I am!
Paul: (jumping up) Elizabeth! Oh look, Elizabeths here! Who are you talking to?
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
Elizabeth: (checks her grade) Oh, yknow what? Forget it, you already gave me an A.
Elizabeth: Oh no-no believe me, Im leaving as soon as possible!
Elizabeth: Yeah! Yep.
Elizabeth: Ohh, I wouldnt do it in there. Thats my dads bedroom.
Elizabeth: Ross? Ross?
Elizabeth: Okay!
[Scene: Pauls Bedroom, Elizabeth is entering.]
Elizabeth: Daddy!
Elizabeth: Okay. I didnt know he was here. (Runs over to Rachel.)
Chandler: (To Ross) Well, there you are! So what did Elizabeth say?
{Transcribers Note: Elizabeth has two friends in the room with her who are named in the credits, but not in this scene. So Im just gonna guess since it doesnt matter one way or the other. (The last part is to discourage e-mails, who cares if I got it right or not?)}
Ross: Oh no, I have plans with Elizabeth.