words in movies
Burt: (another professor) Wow! It looks like you were very generous with your grades this semester! (Ross frantically starts to change some as a female student, Elizabeth, approaches.)
Elizabeth: Professor Geller?
Elizabeth: I wanted to say how much I enjoyed your class.
Elizabeth: Uh, Im a little embarrassed about calling you a hottie on my evaluation
Elizabeth: Yeah. I felt a little weird about it. Youre a teacher. Im a student. But would you maybe want to go out with me sometime?
Elizabeth: Oh, because I was thinking, the semesters over; youre not my teacher anymore.
Elizabeth: (checks her grade) Oh, yknow what? Forget it, you already gave me an A.
Elizabeth: Im kidding!
[Scene: A street, Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date.]
Elizabeth: Oh please! It was such a big class! You never even noticed me!
Elizabeth: Who?
Elizabeth: Oh yeah. So umm, did you have a nickname for me?
Elizabeth: Yes you did! What was it?
Elizabeth: Ohh thats so sweet!
Ross: (pushing Elizabeth into a doorway) Burt!
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth.]
Ross: We had such a great time! Shes-shes incredible! I thought the-the age difference might be a problem, but it wasnt. It wasnt at all. Elizabeth is very mature for her age. (Joey makes the international sign for big boobies.) (To Monica) A concept lost on some people!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their second date.]
Elizabeth: Uhh, I cant.
Elizabeth: No, I have some turning 21 to do.
Elizabeth: What are you doing?
Elizabeth: Do you not want to be seen with me?
Elizabeth: Uh no, theyre still here but I think Im about to leave.
Ross: What?! No! No! Wait! Youre right, this is stupid. Who cares what people think? I mean, I mean we like each other right? Theres nothing wrong with that. Come on. (They get up and go over to the table where his colleagues are sitting.) Burt? Lydia? Mel? This is Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Hi!
Ross: Thats right Lydia, Elizabeth here is a student and uh, were dating. And you may frown upon that, but were not gonna hide it anymore.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is looking at his handbook. Elizabeth is also there.]
Elizabeth: For what its worth I did appreciate you standing up for me. It felt really nice. It kinda made me like you even more.
Elizabeth: Wow!
Elizabeth: Just hearing you describe it as forbidden, its really hot.
Elizabeth: Yeah.
Elizabeth: Stop it! (She starts to get all worked up.)
Elizabeth: Shut the book!
Elizabeth: Why dont you get in the hot tub and Ill meet you there.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul. Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead. By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis. Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon.]
Elizabeth: Oh, dont worry I have plenty of sun block, its SPF-30.
Elizabeth: No, go ahead.
Ross: That's right, uh, Elizabeth Hornswoggle.
Elizabeth: (yelling from outside) Hey, my favorite part is coming up!
Elizabeth: No, let's just leave the lights on.
Elizabeth: Ross, umm, you've been in there for a long time. I'm starting to get kinda freaked out.
Elizabeth: Oh my God!
Elizabeth Hornswoggle: No.
[Scene: Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her. They are sitting on the couch watching a movie. Ross is obviously hot.]
Ross: Oh-oh, guess what? I-I have a date with Elizabeth (Talking into Chandler's ear.) Hornswoggle.
Monica: Oh, I like Elizabeth.
Chandler: (reading it) Elizabeth Hornswoggle?
Elizabeth: Oops! I did not mean to run into you like that sir.
Elizabeth: Well, I really wanted to meet you guys, but I have to run. Ill see you later?
Ross: Oh that is quite all right maam. (Elizabeth exits.)
Elizabeth: Im the student.
Elizabeth: Oh hi!
Elizabeth: Oh, were not together.
Ross: Hey uh, this is Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: I was wondering if I could talk to you for a moment?
Elizabeth: Professor Geller?
Elizabeth: Making out in your office.
Elizabeth: Spring vacation.
Elizabeth: What?
Elizabeth: Yeah, we have time off and a lot of people are going on trips
Ross: Hmm? (Turns around and sees that its Elizabeth) Oh, a student I dont know.
Elizabeth: Oh good.
Elizabeth: Oh! Sorry! Umm, I actually do need to talk to you.
(They go inside and Ross closes the door. When he turns around Elizabeth walks up to him, pushes him back against the door, and starts kissing him.)
[Scene: Rosss office, hes opening the door to Elizabeth.]
Elizabeth: You wanted to see me Professor Geller?
Elizabeth: Doorknob?
Monica: Hey! How did it go with Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: Is that supportive?
Elizabeth: What?
[Scene: Elizabeths apartment, she is packing for her trip as Ross watches.]
Elizabeth: Ross, are you okay?
Elizabeth: You are so adorable.
Elizabeth: Yeah.
Elizabeth: I will.
Elizabeth: Oh hey! Here they are!
[Scene: The airport, Elizabeths flight is about to leave and Ross is there to send her off.]
Elizabeth: Yeah! Im just going down there to relax and hang out with my friends.
Guy: Elizabeth!
Phoebe: Oh my God, look! Thats Elizabeth!
Ross: (continuing) I just found out that Elizabeths dad wants to meet me.
Elizabeth: Yeah! Ive been working so hard this semester. I really need to go crazy yknow, blow off some steam.
Elizabeth: What a nice story!
Elizabeth: This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
Elizabeth: So uh, Monica is Rosss sister.
Chandler: Wait a minute, hold the phone! Youre not Elizabeths dad?!
Elizabeth: Daddy!
Paul: I usually prefer Elizabeths boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.
Elizabeth: Are you okay? Whats wrong?
Elizabeth: Oh. Well, so we have to hide our relationship from one more person. Big deal. Besides, its kinda fun hiding.
Elizabeth: Do you know where the store is?
Elizabeth: Oh no-no believe me, Im leaving as soon as possible!
Elizabeth: I like Ross.
Elizabeth: Yknow what daddy? If you dont like Ross, thats fine. It doesnt matter to me, Im gonna go out with him anyway.
Elizabeth: Well, whatever works for ya
[Scene: A Cabin in the Woods, Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour.]
Elizabeth: Sure!
Elizabeth: (laughs) Ill be back in ten minutes.
Elizabeth: Do you want to ride around town on my little pink bicycle?
Elizabeth: Uh, you guys?
Elizabeth: Umm
Elizabeth: Obviously.
Elizabeth: (entering) Here I am!
Paul: (jumping up) Elizabeth! Oh look, Elizabeths here! Who are you talking to?
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
Elizabeth: Yeah! Yep.
Elizabeth: Ohh, I wouldnt do it in there. Thats my dads bedroom.
Elizabeth: Ill just run to the store and get some.
Elizabeth: (quietly) Hey umm, you brought protection right?
Elizabeth: Ross? Ross?
Elizabeth: Daddy!
Elizabeth: Okay!
[Scene: Pauls Bedroom, Elizabeth is entering.]
Elizabeth: Okay. I didnt know he was here. (Runs over to Rachel.)
Elizabeth: The guys across the hall are throwing water balloons at us.
Ross: Oh no, I have plans with Elizabeth.
Chandler: (To Ross) Well, there you are! So what did Elizabeth say?
{Transcribers Note: Elizabeth has two friends in the room with her who are named in the credits, but not in this scene. So Im just gonna guess since it doesnt matter one way or the other. (The last part is to discourage e-mails, who cares if I got it right or not?)}
Elizabeth: No, its a water balloon fight! We started it!
Ross: Thanks? But I have plans; Elizabeth and I are going out of town.
Monica: I thought you were going out with Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Yeah, sure.
Ross: Elizabeth, thank God! I was just thinking about
[Scene: Elizabeths Dorm Room, Ross is walking up to her door and knocks on it. Suddenly the door opens and Elizabeth drags him into the room.]
Elizabeth: (sticking her head out her window) Ross! Wait!
Elizabeth: You suck!!
Rachel: Oh thank you. Hey yknow, Im so sorry to hear about you and Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Ahh, I just have one problem left that I do not know how to solve. Uhh, Rachel maybe you want to come upstairs and help me figure it out?
(Elizabeth leaves and Ross starts to remove his clothing right there in the middle of the living room where someone can see him. Of course, someone almost does, but he hears a door opening and )
Ross: Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, "Spring break!" (Imitates the party noise.) All right? I mean shes taken my class!
Chandler: Hey, you have to forget about Elizabeth. I mean if youre not careful you may not get married at all this year!
Elizabeth: Yeah, Ive been coming here since I was a kid. This used to be my Grandmas.
Ross: (quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)