words in movies
Ross: (continuing) I just found out that Elizabeths dad wants to meet me.
Chandler: Wait a minute, hold the phone! Youre not Elizabeths dad?!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul. Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead. By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis. Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon.]
Elizabeth: This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
Paul: I usually prefer Elizabeths boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.
Elizabeth: Daddy!
Phoebe: Youre Elizabeths father, huh? I can see now where she gets her rugged handsomeness.
Ross: Okay umm, why dont we all take a seat, yknow? And uh, and Ill get us all some uh some coffees(He goes to pull out Elizabeths chair, but Paul steps in)Yeah, why dont you. (Paul pulls out her chair) Uh and you guys can talk about whatever, whatever you want. Yknow? Whatever pops into your head. (He turns his back to Paul and Elizabeth and points to himself for Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe. Then he goes to order the coffee.)
Elizabeth: So uh, Monica is Rosss sister.
Ross: (returning with the coffee) Okay here we are Paul, Elizabeth. (He sets down their cups.) So I hope you guys were finding something to talk about.
Elizabeth: What a nice story!
Ross: Yeah, well my-my ex-wife and I share custody of Ben and umm, uh, and just so you know, Carol and I are on excellent terms as Im sure you are with your wife! (Realizes) Oh, Im sorry! (To Elizabeth) Its unbelievable!
Elizabeth: Yknow what daddy? If you dont like Ross, thats fine. It doesnt matter to me, Im gonna go out with him anyway.
Elizabeth: I like Ross.
Elizabeth: Oh, dont worry I have plenty of sun block, its SPF-30.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is looking at his handbook. Elizabeth is also there.]
Elizabeth: No, go ahead.
Ross: That's right, uh, Elizabeth Hornswoggle.
Elizabeth: (yelling from outside) Hey, my favorite part is coming up!
[Scene: Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her. They are sitting on the couch watching a movie. Ross is obviously hot.]
Elizabeth: No, let's just leave the lights on.
Elizabeth: Ross, umm, you've been in there for a long time. I'm starting to get kinda freaked out.
Elizabeth: Oh my God!
Elizabeth Hornswoggle: No.
Elizabeth: Professor Geller?
Ross: Oh-oh, guess what? I-I have a date with Elizabeth (Talking into Chandler's ear.) Hornswoggle.
Elizabeth: Uh, Im a little embarrassed about calling you a hottie on my evaluation
Burt: (another professor) Wow! It looks like you were very generous with your grades this semester! (Ross frantically starts to change some as a female student, Elizabeth, approaches.)
Chandler: (reading it) Elizabeth Hornswoggle?
Elizabeth: I wanted to say how much I enjoyed your class.
Elizabeth: Im kidding!
Elizabeth: Oh, because I was thinking, the semesters over; youre not my teacher anymore.
Elizabeth: Ohh thats so sweet!
[Scene: A street, Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date.]
Elizabeth: Who?
Elizabeth: Yes you did! What was it?
Elizabeth: Oh yeah. So umm, did you have a nickname for me?
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth.]
Elizabeth: No, I have some turning 21 to do.
Elizabeth: Uhh, I cant.
Elizabeth: Uh no, theyre still here but I think Im about to leave.
Elizabeth: Do you not want to be seen with me?
Elizabeth: Hi!
Ross: What?! No! No! Wait! Youre right, this is stupid. Who cares what people think? I mean, I mean we like each other right? Theres nothing wrong with that. Come on. (They get up and go over to the table where his colleagues are sitting.) Burt? Lydia? Mel? This is Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: For what its worth I did appreciate you standing up for me. It felt really nice. It kinda made me like you even more.
Elizabeth: Shut the book!
Elizabeth: Yeah.
Elizabeth: Stop it! (She starts to get all worked up.)
Elizabeth: Wow!
Monica: Oh, I like Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Oops! I did not mean to run into you like that sir.
Elizabeth: Well, I really wanted to meet you guys, but I have to run. Ill see you later?
Ross: Oh that is quite all right maam. (Elizabeth exits.)
Elizabeth: Im the student.
Elizabeth: Oh hi!
Elizabeth: Oh, were not together.
Ross: Hey uh, this is Elizabeth.
Elizabeth: Professor Geller?
Elizabeth: Making out in your office.
Ross: Hmm? (Turns around and sees that its Elizabeth) Oh, a student I dont know.
Elizabeth: Oh! Sorry! Umm, I actually do need to talk to you.
Elizabeth: Yeah, we have time off and a lot of people are going on trips
(They go inside and Ross closes the door. When he turns around Elizabeth walks up to him, pushes him back against the door, and starts kissing him.)
Elizabeth: You wanted to see me Professor Geller?
Elizabeth: Doorknob?
Elizabeth: I was wondering if I could talk to you for a moment?
Elizabeth: Spring vacation.
Elizabeth: What?
[Scene: Rosss office, hes opening the door to Elizabeth.]
Elizabeth: What?
Elizabeth: Oh good.
Monica: Hey! How did it go with Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: Is that supportive?
Elizabeth: Yeah.
Guy: Elizabeth!
Elizabeth: You are so adorable.
Elizabeth: I will.
[Scene: The airport, Elizabeths flight is about to leave and Ross is there to send her off.]
Elizabeth: Yeah! Im just going down there to relax and hang out with my friends.
Elizabeth: Oh hey! Here they are!
Phoebe: Oh my God, look! Thats Elizabeth!
[Scene: Elizabeths apartment, she is packing for her trip as Ross watches.]
Elizabeth: Ross, are you okay?
Elizabeth: Just hearing you describe it as forbidden, its really hot.
Elizabeth: Yeah! Ive been working so hard this semester. I really need to go crazy yknow, blow off some steam.
Elizabeth: Oh. Well, so we have to hide our relationship from one more person. Big deal. Besides, its kinda fun hiding.
Elizabeth: Well, whatever works for ya
[Scene: A Cabin in the Woods, Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour.]
Elizabeth: Sure!
Elizabeth: Are you okay? Whats wrong?
Elizabeth: Ill just run to the store and get some.
Elizabeth: (quietly) Hey umm, you brought protection right?
Elizabeth: (laughs) Ill be back in ten minutes.
Elizabeth: Do you want to ride around town on my little pink bicycle?
Elizabeth: Do you know where the store is?
Elizabeth: Uh, you guys?
Elizabeth: Umm
Elizabeth: Yeah! Yep.
Elizabeth: Obviously.
Elizabeth: (entering) Here I am!
Elizabeth: Ohh, I wouldnt do it in there. Thats my dads bedroom.
Paul: (jumping up) Elizabeth! Oh look, Elizabeths here! Who are you talking to?
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
Elizabeth: Oh no-no believe me, Im leaving as soon as possible!
Elizabeth: Daddy!
Elizabeth: (checks her grade) Oh, yknow what? Forget it, you already gave me an A.
Elizabeth: Ross? Ross?
Elizabeth: Okay!
[Scene: Pauls Bedroom, Elizabeth is entering.]
Elizabeth: Okay. I didnt know he was here. (Runs over to Rachel.)
Ross: Oh no, I have plans with Elizabeth.
Chandler: (To Ross) Well, there you are! So what did Elizabeth say?
Elizabeth: The guys across the hall are throwing water balloons at us.
{Transcribers Note: Elizabeth has two friends in the room with her who are named in the credits, but not in this scene. So Im just gonna guess since it doesnt matter one way or the other. (The last part is to discourage e-mails, who cares if I got it right or not?)}