words in movies
[Scene: A street, Ross and Emily are walking home from a date.]
Emily: I cant believe you really walk alone here! I mean, you hear such stories about New York.
(At that moment two very large men start screaming and running towards Emily and picking her up.)
Emily: No, no, no Ross! Ross, these are friends of mine from home. (Introducing them) Liam, Devon, this is Ross.
Emily: So how are you? Ive been meaning to ring you ever since I arrived but umm, well, Ive been rather busy.
Emily: Oh my God. I think youre right.
Emily: Oh, Liam. (Ross laughs and takes her back.)
Emily: (laughs) Ross play rugby? I dont think so.
Emily: Well I mean, youre American to start with. You dont even have rugby here.
Emily: Im just going to say hi to the lads. All right?
Emily: Okay. (Goes to say hi to the lads.)
[Cut to Emily, Devon, and Liam]
Emily: Liam, do me a favour. Tell the lads to go easy on Ross, its his first time.
Emily: (to Ross) Good luck, babe.
Emily: I cant believe theyre doing that to him! I told them to go easy on him!
Emily: Thats just halftime, theres more of this.
Emily: Right.
Ross: (to Emily) Hey, could you do me a favour? Could you just grab me a bottle of water?
Emily: Okay.
Ross: (to Phoebe) Tell my son that I love him. (Emily returns with the water.) Excellent! Well, okay, I gotta have some more fun!
Emily: Ross, they are killing you out there!
Emily: All right, all right, if you insist on doing this, at least let me help you.
Emily: No. Thats not what Im saying. I just may know a few things that might help you inflict some pain.
Emily: Yeah? Listen closely, Devon has got a weak ankle.
Emily: One swift kick and hell back off.
Emily: And that big bloke with the beard, he has got a trick hip. Yeah. And uh, and David over there, I heard he doesnt wear a cup.
Emily: And uh, Liam, Liams got bad knees. You hit him right and hell go down like a lamp.
Emily: I dont care! You just get him!
[Scene: Central Perk, They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross.]
Ross: No, not you. (Emily gets it.)
Phoebe: Ooh, ice! I am so in the mood for ice! (They go and get the coffee and the ice leaving Ross and Emily alone.)
Emily: You were amazing out there.
Emily: Oh my God!
Emily: You really enjoyed yourself didnt you?
Emily: I think youve got concussion.
Emily: Youre welcome. (She hugs him tightly and he winces.) Im sorry. Did I hurt you?
Ross: Postpone it? Emily, do you think Monica realises how much our parents spent on this wedding? Do you my sisters teeny-tiny little brain comprehends that people took time out of their lives to fly thousands of miles to be here, huh? (He puts his pants on backwards.) This isnt right.
Emily: I mean, I can't-I can't be in the same room as her! It drives me mad just thinking of you being in the same room as her!
Ross: Okay, I did not abandon Rachel! Okay? Emily showed up at the airport! I had to go after her! I mean, I-I did what I had to do! She's my wife! Rachel is my wife! Y'knowEmily! Emily, is my wife! Man, what is that?
[Scene: Ross and Emilys room, the next morning. Ross is now asleep and has his head in Monicas lap and his feet on Chandlers lap. Monica and Chandler are both still awake and depressed.]
Emily: They were so ornate and beautiful, I mean look at that! (Shows them a doorknob she has.)
Emily: Oh, no-no, yknow I absolutely adore Rachel its just that, well it might be a awkward for you. But its absolutely your decision. (Gets up.) More tea?
Emily: Ross, are you there? Ross, I dont know if you can hear this but (Ross has moved to the window, apparently so that he can hear better.) Im gonna talk anyway, uh, Im in the States with you sister and your friends and its all over with Colin. I came here to tell you that, and to tell youYes, Joey you can have all the chocolate you want, just take it! Uh, I came here to tell you that I love you.
Minister: May I have the rings? (He is given the rings) Emily, place this ring on Rosss finger as a symbol of your bond everlasting. (She jams the ring onto his finger) Ross, place this ring in Emilys hand as a symbol of the love that encircles you forever.
Carol: I cant speak for Emily, but Susan is in a loving, committed relationship.
Emily: (on answering machine) Are you thinking about me? Of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye.
(Emily gives him a forearm shot across the stomach.)
Emily: But Ross, Im such having a great time! Your sister has just been telling me that you used to dress up like little, old ladies and hold make-believe tea parties.
Emily: Dont you point your pants at me! (She throws them on the floor.) We have no choice! Anywhere thats half-decent wouldve be booked months ago, Ross dont you understand? This is our wedding Im talking about.
Monica: You sat back and let him have her, you didnt fight at all. Am I right? Do you want the same thing to happen with Emily?
Emily: You obviously can't keep away from her.
Emily: (interrupting him) As long as you don't see Rachel anymore.
Emily: Oh no, no, right I shouldnt have said married. Uh, please dont go freaky on me. I didnt mean it. Well, I didnt say it; I take it back!
Rachel: Ross? Look, whatever this relationship stuff that Emily wants, just give it to her. Come on, the bottom line here is that you love her. So just fix whatever she wants fixed. Just do it. (The phone starts ringing.) I mean, you're gonna have to try. You'll just gonna hate yourself if you don't. (The phone keeps ringing.) Oh come on answer it! It's driving me crazy!
Ross: If like the four of us could all yknow, hang out together. Uh, in fact Emilys coming into town this weekend, why dont you say we all have dinner? Say, Sunday night?
Emily: and that was all before 10 oclock. The caterer rang and said it was going to be Chicken Kiev instead of Chicken Tarragon. And then the florist phoned to say there arent any tulips. Oh, and the chilliest has carpel-tunel syndrome. Were not gonna be
Emily: Well, that me. (They kiss again.) Here, have this. (She gives him the candy bar.) Im only allowed one piece of carryon anyway. (She starts towards the jetway.)
Monica: We have too! I mean what if Ross's hears that and then calls her back and then they get back together? Is that what you want? Ross back with that controlling, neurotic, crazy Emily? The Emily that wouldn't let him see you?
(They quickly take their places and Here Comes the Bride Begins to play. Everyone seated looks back. Emily is being escorted up the aisle by her father. She kisses him on the cheek and takes her place by Rosss side.)
(Ross and Emilys parents are seated at a table. Ross is between them and they are discussing the wedding bill.)
Rachel: Oh! Whoops! Im sorry, you were talking about Emily!
Chandler: (Continuing his toast.) And Im sure were all very excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall. I mean to think, my friend getting married in Monty Hall. (No reaction from the people.) Ohh, come on!! Monty Hall!! Lets make a Deal!! Come on, you people!! All right, forget it!! Congratulations, Ross and Emily. (He sits down.)
Emily: Well thats ambitious.
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
Emily: Thank goodness.
Mr. Waltham: For you and Emily, tonight, Die Fledermaus.
Emily: Yes.
Rachel: What? Who the hell is Emily(realises) noooo!!
Emily: Good night, it was very nice to meet you all. (Storms out.)
Ross: Yeah, and-and thank you for Emily.
Rachel: Oh thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! (Monica opens the door.) Emily?
Emily: Oh, but the partys only just getting started!
Emily: (entering) Hello?
Emily: Youre so sweet! And Im so surprised!
Emily: No ones ever thrown me a surprise party before!
(Ross and Emily enter.)
Ross: (interrupting Monica and Emily) So we should probably get going soon.
Emily: So why did you plan a party at the same time?
Rachel: Yay! Emily!
Emily: Ill go.
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
(Emily spins the bottle and once again, it lands on Joey.)
[Cut to Ross and Emily standing by the foosball table.]
Emily: Me too.
Ross: You had fantasies about Emily?
Ross: Emily! (Runs up.)
Emily: You are so sweet. (They kiss.)
Emily: Oh my God! What are you doing here? (They hug)
Emily: But, we cant go now. It looks like Rachels gonna put on a skit.
Emily: Ross.
Emily: Oh. (Shes shocked and hugs him.) Thank you. (She boards the plane.)
Ross: Emily, hi! Uh, how-how was you flight?
Monica: Oh my God! Ross, are you in England? Was Emily surprised?
Emily: Ive uh, Ive come to talk to Ross.
Ross: So uh, Emily just went to the airport.
Emily: I was going to call him, but
Emily: Id really rather talk to him.
Monica: Oh, you came to tell him you love him! I knew it! (Points at Chandler) I was right! (Points to Emily) Im right, right?
Emily: Thats Carol with your son!
Emily: (checks the clock) Ohh, its time to go.
Emily: Ross umm, theres something that Ive got to tell you, theres-theres someone else.
Chandler: Hi! Hi! Youre crazy! Okay? This is Emily. Emily is straight.
Emily: What?
Emily: My uncle dragged us there. But, it actually it turned out to be really interesting.
Ross: (yelling, thinking Emily can hear him through the answering machine all the way to New York.) I love you too! Im, Im gonna call you right now from the phone booth! (Realises) You cant hear me. (Goes to make his call.)
Emily: Ross, I love you!
Emily: Me too!
Ross: Ill be right there. (He goes over and opens the door to Carol, Susan, and Ben.) (To Ben.) Hello! (To Carol.) Hello! (To Susan.) Hey. Uhh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan.
Emily: Oh, well, Ill show you around.
Ross: So uh, Emily called last night
Emily: Are you all right?
(Susan and Emily get off.)
Monica: Emilys straight.
Rachel: Whatyeahwhat, yknow what? I hope Emily is a lesbian.
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Emily: Oh, so did I.
Susan: (To Emily) Thanks for everything, I had such a great time.
Emily: Hey! I missed you.
Ross: Oh yeah, Emily convinced me to do it.
Emily: Ohh, Ross, please!
Emily: I love both of you!
Emily: I wish I could.
Emily: I think it makes you look really dangerous.
Emily: I wish I didnt have to go.
Emily: He does that?!
Emily: You didnt!
Chandler: Where is Emily?
Emily: You are mad!
[Scene: The airport, Emily is getting ready to board her flight to London.]
Joey: All right look, Ross, hes right. Emilys great, shes great! But this way too soon, youre only gonna scare her!
Emily: Ohh, no. Ugh. Oh, leaving London, my whole family lives there.
Emily: My job!
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Emily has packed as Ross returns.]
Emily: Weve only known each other for six weeks!
Emily: Why dont we what?
Emily: Yes.