words in movies
[Scene: Rosss apartment, he and Emily are getting ready to go to the airport.]
Emily: I left a bra drying on the shower rod, you dont think your son will think its yours and be horribly traumatised?
Emily: (checks the clock) Ohh, its time to go.
Emily: Well thats ambitious.
Emily: Thats Carol with your son!
Ross: Ill be right there. (He goes over and opens the door to Carol, Susan, and Ben.) (To Ben.) Hello! (To Carol.) Hello! (To Susan.) Hey. Uhh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan.
Emily: Me too!
Emily: Oh, well, Ill show you around.
Emily: Oh, theres tonnes of terrific stuffIll go with you!
Emily: Are you all right?
Ross: So uh, Emily called last night
Ross: Turns out them Emily is just crazy about Susan. Yeah, theyre going to the theatre together! Theyre going to dinner! Theyre going horseback riding!
Chandler: You actually think that something can happen between Emily and Susan?
Chandler: Hi! Hi! Youre crazy! Okay? This is Emily. Emily is straight.
Carol: Ooh, yeah! She said shes having sooo much fun with Emily.
Carol: I cant speak for Emily, but Susan is in a loving, committed relationship.
Ross: (returning from the phone.) So, I just picked up a message from Emily, she and Susan are going to a poetry reading together!
Monica: Emilys straight.
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Rachel: Whatyeahwhat, yknow what? I hope Emily is a lesbian.
[Scene: The Airport, Carol and Ross are waiting for Emily and Susan to deplane. A gorgeous woman walks by and they both turn to watch her go.]
(Susan and Emily get off.)
Emily: Hey! I missed you.
Susan: (To Emily) Thanks for everything, I had such a great time.
Emily: Oh, so did I.
(They quickly take their places and Here Comes the Bride Begins to play. Everyone seated looks back. Emily is being escorted up the aisle by her father. She kisses him on the cheek and takes her place by Rosss side.)
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
Emily: Thank goodness.
Chandler: (Continuing his toast.) And Im sure were all very excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall. I mean to think, my friend getting married in Monty Hall. (No reaction from the people.) Ohh, come on!! Monty Hall!! Lets make a Deal!! Come on, you people!! All right, forget it!! Congratulations, Ross and Emily. (He sits down.)
Mr. Waltham: For you and Emily, tonight, Die Fledermaus.
Emily: Good night, it was very nice to meet you all. (Storms out.)
Emily: Yes.
Emily: Im just going to say hi to the lads. All right?
Rachel: What? Who the hell is Emily(realises) noooo!!
Emily: Oh my God. I think youre right.
Emily: No, no, no Ross! Ross, these are friends of mine from home. (Introducing them) Liam, Devon, this is Ross.
Rachel: Oh thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! (Monica opens the door.) Emily?
Emily: (laughs) Ross play rugby? I dont think so.
Emily: Well I mean, youre American to start with. You dont even have rugby here.
(At that moment two very large men start screaming and running towards Emily and picking her up.)
Emily: Okay. (Goes to say hi to the lads.)
Emily: (to Ross) Good luck, babe.
Ross: No, not you. (Emily gets it.)
Emily: Thats just halftime, theres more of this.
Ross: (to Phoebe) Tell my son that I love him. (Emily returns with the water.) Excellent! Well, okay, I gotta have some more fun!
Emily: Oh my God!
Emily: You were amazing out there.
[Cut to Emily, Devon, and Liam]
Ross: Yeah, and-and thank you for Emily.
Emily: Oh, Liam. (Ross laughs and takes her back.)
Emily: Right.
Emily: Okay.
Emily: I dont care! You just get him!
(Ross and Emily enter.)
Emily: Ill go.
Emily: (entering) Hello?
Emily: Youre so sweet! And Im so surprised!
Emily: No ones ever thrown me a surprise party before!
Emily: Oh, but the partys only just getting started!
Emily: So why did you plan a party at the same time?
Ross: (interrupting Monica and Emily) So we should probably get going soon.
(Emily spins the bottle and once again, it lands on Joey.)
Rachel: Yay! Emily!
Monica: Oh my God! Ross, are you in England? Was Emily surprised?
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
Emily: You are so sweet. (They kiss.)
Emily: Oh. (Shes shocked and hugs him.) Thank you. (She boards the plane.)
[Cut to Ross and Emily standing by the foosball table.]
Emily: Yeah? Listen closely, Devon has got a weak ankle.
Ross: You had fantasies about Emily?
Emily: Me too.
Ross: Emily! (Runs up.)
Emily: Oh my God! What are you doing here? (They hug)
Emily: But, we cant go now. It looks like Rachels gonna put on a skit.
Emily: Ross.
Ross: Emily, hi! Uh, how-how was you flight?
Emily: What?
Ross: So uh, Emily just went to the airport.
Emily: Ive uh, Ive come to talk to Ross.
Emily: You didnt!
Emily: My uncle dragged us there. But, it actually it turned out to be really interesting.
Ross: (yelling, thinking Emily can hear him through the answering machine all the way to New York.) I love you too! Im, Im gonna call you right now from the phone booth! (Realises) You cant hear me. (Goes to make his call.)
Emily: Ross, I love you!
Emily: Ohh, Ross, please!
Emily: I love both of you!
Emily: I wish I could.
Emily: I think it makes you look really dangerous.
Emily: I wish I didnt have to go.
Emily: He does that?!
Chandler: Where is Emily?
Emily: Ross, they are killing you out there!
Emily: Ohh, no. Ugh. Oh, leaving London, my whole family lives there.
Emily: My job!
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Emily has packed as Ross returns.]
Emily: Weve only known each other for six weeks!
Emily: Why dont we what?
Emily: I was going to call him, but
Emily: Id really rather talk to him.
Monica: Oh, you came to tell him you love him! I knew it! (Points at Chandler) I was right! (Points to Emily) Im right, right?
Emily: Ross umm, theres something that Ive got to tell you, theres-theres someone else.
Emily: You really enjoyed yourself didnt you?
Ross: Oh yeah, Emily convinced me to do it.
Joey: All right look, Ross, hes right. Emilys great, shes great! But this way too soon, youre only gonna scare her!
[Scene: The airport, Emily is getting ready to board her flight to London.]
Emily: You are mad!
Emily: What?!
Emily: Yes!
Emily: Yes.
Emily: My parents are going to be really mad.
Emily: Were getting married!
Emily: Yes.
Emily: Oh my God!
Emily: It was.
Ross: Uhh, okay, its uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.
Emily: Umm, no.
Emily: I packed while you were gone. I left some knickers under your pillow.
Monica: Emily Waltham.
Ross: Yeahoh! Hey listen umm, Emily found this wedding dress in London
Emily: It was dreadful. I felt terrible about how I acted when you said those wonderful things.
Rachel: Ohh, here you are. I was looking for you before. Joshuas gone so you and Emily are free to go.
(Emily spins the bottle and it lands on Joey.)
Ross: I like it, and Emily likes it, and thats what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?
Monica: Hey! (She jumps up and throws Emilys wedding dress into Rachels room.)
Emily: Really?! Well, thats just lovely, isnt it? I mustve missed your call, even though I didnt leave the flat all day.
Rachel: (breaking the hug) Oh, hey, dont you have to go pick up Emily?