words in movies
[Scene: Rosss bedroom; Ross and Emily are making out. Ross as a new feature.]
Emily: Oh, blimey, I still cant believe youve got an earring!
Emily: He does that?!
Emily: I think it makes you look really dangerous.
Emily: I love both of you!
Emily: I wish I didnt have to go.
Emily: Ohh, Ross, please!
Emily: Dont do this to me, again. Youd know Id stay here in a minute, but Id really miss so much work, theyll fire me.
Emily: I wish I could.
Emily: I dont think you understand packing. Look, I just dont want to leave it to the last minute. Last time I left in such a rush, I left my knickers here.
Emily: You didnt!
Ross: Oh yeah, Emily convinced me to do it.
Ross: I like it, and Emily likes it, and thats what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?
Chandler: Where is Emily?
Joey: All right look, Ross, hes right. Emilys great, shes great! But this way too soon, youre only gonna scare her!
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Emily has packed as Ross returns.]
Emily: I packed while you were gone. I left some knickers under your pillow.
Emily: What?!
Emily: Ohh, no. Ugh. Oh, leaving London, my whole family lives there.
Emily: My job!
Emily: Yeah, but it-it-its my whole lifeyou come to England.
Emily: Ohh, I dont think so. I mean it would be different if it was way into the future and-and-and we were getting married or something.
Emily: Oh no, no, right I shouldnt have said married. Uh, please dont go freaky on me. I didnt mean it. Well, I didnt say it; I take it back!
Emily: Why dont we what?
Emily: You are mad!
Emily: Weve only known each other for six weeks!
Emily: My parents are going to be really mad.
Emily: Yes.
Emily: Yes!
Emily: Oh my God!
Emily: Were getting married!
Ross: Come here, come here. Uh, (He takes the earring out.) ow! Emily, will you marry me?
Emily: Yes.
Emily: Ohh, its a bit small.
Emily: It was.
Phoebe: Okay, scarfs done. (Its not really a scarf, its just a bunch of yarn that Phoebe has tied together. Just then, Ross and Emily enter dragging with them Joey and Chandler.)
Ross: Uhh, okay, its uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.
Emily: Umm, no.
Emily: I mean, we know its a bit hasty but, uh, it just feels so right, so
(Seeing Rachels apparently okay with this, the rest of the gang jumps up to congratulate Ross and Emily on their pending nuptials.)
Monica: We have too! I mean what if Ross's hears that and then calls her back and then they get back together? Is that what you want? Ross back with that controlling, neurotic, crazy Emily? The Emily that wouldn't let him see you?
(Ross and Emilys parents are seated at a table. Ross is between them and they are discussing the wedding bill.)
Rachel: Oh! Whoops! Im sorry, you were talking about Emily!
(They quickly take their places and Here Comes the Bride Begins to play. Everyone seated looks back. Emily is being escorted up the aisle by her father. She kisses him on the cheek and takes her place by Rosss side.)
Emily: Well thats ambitious.
Chandler: (Continuing his toast.) And Im sure were all very excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall. I mean to think, my friend getting married in Monty Hall. (No reaction from the people.) Ohh, come on!! Monty Hall!! Lets make a Deal!! Come on, you people!! All right, forget it!! Congratulations, Ross and Emily. (He sits down.)
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
Mr. Waltham: For you and Emily, tonight, Die Fledermaus.
Emily: Yes.
Emily: Good night, it was very nice to meet you all. (Storms out.)
Emily: Thank goodness.
Rachel: What? Who the hell is Emily(realises) noooo!!
Rachel: Oh thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! (Monica opens the door.) Emily?
Emily: Oh my God. I think youre right.
Emily: (laughs) Ross play rugby? I dont think so.
Emily: Well I mean, youre American to start with. You dont even have rugby here.
Emily: No, no, no Ross! Ross, these are friends of mine from home. (Introducing them) Liam, Devon, this is Ross.
Emily: Im just going to say hi to the lads. All right?
[Cut to Emily, Devon, and Liam]
(At that moment two very large men start screaming and running towards Emily and picking her up.)
Emily: Okay. (Goes to say hi to the lads.)
Emily: (to Ross) Good luck, babe.
Ross: Yeah, and-and thank you for Emily.
Emily: Oh, Liam. (Ross laughs and takes her back.)
Emily: Right.
Emily: Thats just halftime, theres more of this.
Ross: (to Phoebe) Tell my son that I love him. (Emily returns with the water.) Excellent! Well, okay, I gotta have some more fun!
Emily: Okay.
Emily: I dont care! You just get him!
Emily: (entering) Hello?
Emily: Oh my God!
Emily: You were amazing out there.
Ross: No, not you. (Emily gets it.)
(Ross and Emily enter.)
Emily: Youre so sweet! And Im so surprised!
Emily: No ones ever thrown me a surprise party before!
Emily: Oh, but the partys only just getting started!
Ross: (interrupting Monica and Emily) So we should probably get going soon.
Emily: So why did you plan a party at the same time?
Rachel: Yay! Emily!
Emily: Ill go.
Emily: Me too.
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
Ross: You had fantasies about Emily?
Emily: You are so sweet. (They kiss.)
(Emily spins the bottle and once again, it lands on Joey.)
[Cut to Ross and Emily standing by the foosball table.]
Emily: Yeah? Listen closely, Devon has got a weak ankle.
Ross: Emily! (Runs up.)
Emily: Oh my God! What are you doing here? (They hug)
Emily: But, we cant go now. It looks like Rachels gonna put on a skit.
Emily: Oh. (Shes shocked and hugs him.) Thank you. (She boards the plane.)
Emily: Ross.
Ross: Emily, hi! Uh, how-how was you flight?
Emily: Ive uh, Ive come to talk to Ross.
Monica: Oh my God! Ross, are you in England? Was Emily surprised?
Emily: My uncle dragged us there. But, it actually it turned out to be really interesting.
Ross: So uh, Emily just went to the airport.
Emily: I was going to call him, but
Emily: Id really rather talk to him.
Monica: Oh, you came to tell him you love him! I knew it! (Points at Chandler) I was right! (Points to Emily) Im right, right?
Emily: Thats Carol with your son!
Emily: (checks the clock) Ohh, its time to go.
Ross: So uh, Emily called last night
Emily: Are you all right?
Emily: What?
Emily: Me too!
Ross: Ill be right there. (He goes over and opens the door to Carol, Susan, and Ben.) (To Ben.) Hello! (To Carol.) Hello! (To Susan.) Hey. Uhh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan.
Emily: Oh, well, Ill show you around.
Emily: Ross umm, theres something that Ive got to tell you, theres-theres someone else.
Chandler: Hi! Hi! Youre crazy! Okay? This is Emily. Emily is straight.
Ross: (yelling, thinking Emily can hear him through the answering machine all the way to New York.) I love you too! Im, Im gonna call you right now from the phone booth! (Realises) You cant hear me. (Goes to make his call.)
Emily: Ross, I love you!
Monica: Emilys straight.
Emily: You really enjoyed yourself didnt you?
Emily: Oh, so did I.
Rachel: Whatyeahwhat, yknow what? I hope Emily is a lesbian.
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
(Susan and Emily get off.)
Susan: (To Emily) Thanks for everything, I had such a great time.
Emily: Ross, they are killing you out there!
Emily: Hey! I missed you.
[Scene: The airport, Emily is getting ready to board her flight to London.]
Emily: It was dreadful. I felt terrible about how I acted when you said those wonderful things.
Ross: Yeahoh! Hey listen umm, Emily found this wedding dress in London
Monica: Emily Waltham.
Rachel: Ohh, here you are. I was looking for you before. Joshuas gone so you and Emily are free to go.
(Emily spins the bottle and it lands on Joey.)
Rachel: (breaking the hug) Oh, hey, dont you have to go pick up Emily?
Emily: Really?! Well, thats just lovely, isnt it? I mustve missed your call, even though I didnt leave the flat all day.
Monica: Hey! (She jumps up and throws Emilys wedding dress into Rachels room.)
Emily: Really?
Emily: Yeah, theyre fine.
Ross: All right, heres the ring. (Shows Chandler the wedding ring he plans on giving Emily)
[Scene: The hallway, Rachel is convincing Ross that Emily is good for him.]
Emily: Oh. Oh. (She starts running towards the building.)
Ross: So listen uh, I know you and I havent really had a chance to talk since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were.
Emily: Youre welcome. (She hugs him tightly and he winces.) Im sorry. Did I hurt you?
Emily: Well, up yours too!
Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Emily, (Gives her the time-out signal.) honey, okay?