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Monica: Okay, guys, listen, don't forget that tomorrow is the day that Emily gets married again, so whatever we do, just try to really keep Ross's mind off of it.
Ross: (sits down at the table) Oh, eh, just thinking about Emily getting married tomorrow. (Joey panics.)
Emily: (on answering machine) Hello Ross? It's Emily. (Rachel runs back into the room with the tequila.) I know this is out of the blue but uh, I'm getting married tomorrow. Well, maybe I am. I keep thinking about you and I'm wondering if-if we made a mistake giving up so fast. Are you thinking about me? Of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye.
Emily: (on answering machine) Are you thinking about me? Of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye.
Monica: We have too! I mean what if Ross's hears that and then calls her back and then they get back together? Is that what you want? Ross back with that controlling, neurotic, crazy Emily? The Emily that wouldn't let him see you?
Rachel: Oh, maybe that's Emily calling back to leave the exact same message.
Monica: Wow! Play that message for Emily and this whole problem goes away!
Rachel: Well, I-I-I don't know how this fits into your whole "seizing" thing but um, Emily called you today.
Ross: Right. I guess, I guess I should call Emily.
Rachel: I mean, look-look today you escaped (Pause) (Not believing it) death, y'know? And maybe this is a chance for you to escape getting back together with Emily?
(They quickly take their places and Here Comes the Bride Begins to play. Everyone seated looks back. Emily is being escorted up the aisle by her father. She kisses him on the cheek and takes her place by Rosss side.)
Emily: Well thats ambitious.
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
Chandler: (Continuing his toast.) And Im sure were all very excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall. I mean to think, my friend getting married in Monty Hall. (No reaction from the people.) Ohh, come on!! Monty Hall!! Lets make a Deal!! Come on, you people!! All right, forget it!! Congratulations, Ross and Emily. (He sits down.)
Mr. Waltham: For you and Emily, tonight, Die Fledermaus.
Emily: Yes.
Emily: Good night, it was very nice to meet you all. (Storms out.)
Emily: Thank goodness.
Rachel: Oh thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! (Monica opens the door.) Emily?
Rachel: What? Who the hell is Emily(realises) noooo!!
Emily: No, no, no Ross! Ross, these are friends of mine from home. (Introducing them) Liam, Devon, this is Ross.
Emily: Oh my God. I think youre right.
Emily: Im just going to say hi to the lads. All right?
Emily: (laughs) Ross play rugby? I dont think so.
Emily: Well I mean, youre American to start with. You dont even have rugby here.
(At that moment two very large men start screaming and running towards Emily and picking her up.)
Emily: Okay. (Goes to say hi to the lads.)
[Cut to Emily, Devon, and Liam]
Emily: (to Ross) Good luck, babe.
Emily: Thats just halftime, theres more of this.
Ross: (to Phoebe) Tell my son that I love him. (Emily returns with the water.) Excellent! Well, okay, I gotta have some more fun!
Emily: Oh my God!
Ross: Yeah, and-and thank you for Emily.
Emily: Oh, Liam. (Ross laughs and takes her back.)
Emily: Right.
Emily: Okay.
Emily: I dont care! You just get him!
Ross: No, not you. (Emily gets it.)
Emily: You were amazing out there.
(Ross and Emily enter.)
Emily: Oh, but the partys only just getting started!
Emily: (entering) Hello?
Emily: Youre so sweet! And Im so surprised!
Emily: No ones ever thrown me a surprise party before!
Ross: (interrupting Monica and Emily) So we should probably get going soon.
Emily: So why did you plan a party at the same time?
Emily: Me too.
Emily: Ill go.
(Emily spins the bottle and once again, it lands on Joey.)
[Cut to Ross and Emily standing by the foosball table.]
Emily: Yeah? Listen closely, Devon has got a weak ankle.
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
Ross: You had fantasies about Emily?
Rachel: Yay! Emily!
Ross: Emily! (Runs up.)
Emily: You are so sweet. (They kiss.)
Emily: Oh my God! What are you doing here? (They hug)
Emily: But, we cant go now. It looks like Rachels gonna put on a skit.
Emily: Oh. (Shes shocked and hugs him.) Thank you. (She boards the plane.)
Emily: Ross.
Ross: Emily, hi! Uh, how-how was you flight?
Emily: Ive uh, Ive come to talk to Ross.
Monica: Oh my God! Ross, are you in England? Was Emily surprised?
Ross: So uh, Emily just went to the airport.
Emily: My uncle dragged us there. But, it actually it turned out to be really interesting.
Emily: I was going to call him, but
Emily: Id really rather talk to him.
Monica: Oh, you came to tell him you love him! I knew it! (Points at Chandler) I was right! (Points to Emily) Im right, right?
Emily: Me too!
Ross: Ill be right there. (He goes over and opens the door to Carol, Susan, and Ben.) (To Ben.) Hello! (To Carol.) Hello! (To Susan.) Hey. Uhh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan.
Emily: Oh, well, Ill show you around.
Chandler: Hi! Hi! Youre crazy! Okay? This is Emily. Emily is straight.
Emily: What?
Emily: Thats Carol with your son!
Emily: (checks the clock) Ohh, its time to go.
Emily: Ross umm, theres something that Ive got to tell you, theres-theres someone else.
Ross: So uh, Emily called last night
Emily: Are you all right?
Ross: (yelling, thinking Emily can hear him through the answering machine all the way to New York.) I love you too! Im, Im gonna call you right now from the phone booth! (Realises) You cant hear me. (Goes to make his call.)
Emily: Ross, I love you!
Emily: Oh, so did I.
Monica: Emilys straight.
Emily: You really enjoyed yourself didnt you?
Rachel: Whatyeahwhat, yknow what? I hope Emily is a lesbian.
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
(Susan and Emily get off.)
Emily: Hey! I missed you.
Susan: (To Emily) Thanks for everything, I had such a great time.
Joey: All right look, Ross, hes right. Emilys great, shes great! But this way too soon, youre only gonna scare her!
Emily: Ohh, Ross, please!
Emily: I love both of you!
Emily: I wish I could.
Emily: I think it makes you look really dangerous.
Emily: I wish I didnt have to go.
Emily: He does that?!
Ross: Oh yeah, Emily convinced me to do it.
Emily: Ross, they are killing you out there!
Emily: You didnt!
Chandler: Where is Emily?
Emily: You are mad!
Emily: Ohh, no. Ugh. Oh, leaving London, my whole family lives there.
Emily: My job!
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Emily has packed as Ross returns.]
[Scene: The airport, Emily is getting ready to board her flight to London.]
Emily: What?!
Emily: Weve only known each other for six weeks!
Emily: I packed while you were gone. I left some knickers under your pillow.
Emily: Why dont we what?
Emily: Yes.
Emily: Oh my God!