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[Scene: Rosss apartment, he and Emily are addressing their invitations.]
Emily: So what did he decide? Does your Uncle Nathan get an invite or not?
Emily: Yeah, theyre fine.
Emily: If anyone asks, well just say Ben addressed them. (Looking through the envelopes.) Oh! So you invited Rachel then?
Emily: Really?
Emily: I dont think Id be comfortable with any of my old lovers there.
Emily: Oh, no-no, yknow I absolutely adore Rachel its just that, well it might be a awkward for you. But its absolutely your decision. (Gets up.) More tea?
Emily: Earl Grey?
[Scene: The hallway, Rachel is convincing Ross that Emily is good for him.]
Monica: You sat back and let him have her, you didnt fight at all. Am I right? Do you want the same thing to happen with Emily?
Emily: Oh no, no, right I shouldnt have said married. Uh, please dont go freaky on me. I didnt mean it. Well, I didnt say it; I take it back!
Ross: If like the four of us could all yknow, hang out together. Uh, in fact Emilys coming into town this weekend, why dont you say we all have dinner? Say, Sunday night?
Rachel: Ross? Look, whatever this relationship stuff that Emily wants, just give it to her. Come on, the bottom line here is that you love her. So just fix whatever she wants fixed. Just do it. (The phone starts ringing.) I mean, you're gonna have to try. You'll just gonna hate yourself if you don't. (The phone keeps ringing.) Oh come on answer it! It's driving me crazy!
Emily: and that was all before 10 oclock. The caterer rang and said it was going to be Chicken Kiev instead of Chicken Tarragon. And then the florist phoned to say there arent any tulips. Oh, and the chilliest has carpel-tunel syndrome. Were not gonna be
Emily: Well, that me. (They kiss again.) Here, have this. (She gives him the candy bar.) Im only allowed one piece of carryon anyway. (She starts towards the jetway.)
Emily: Well thats ambitious.
Monica: We have too! I mean what if Ross's hears that and then calls her back and then they get back together? Is that what you want? Ross back with that controlling, neurotic, crazy Emily? The Emily that wouldn't let him see you?
(Ross and Emilys parents are seated at a table. Ross is between them and they are discussing the wedding bill.)
Rachel: Oh! Whoops! Im sorry, you were talking about Emily!
(They quickly take their places and Here Comes the Bride Begins to play. Everyone seated looks back. Emily is being escorted up the aisle by her father. She kisses him on the cheek and takes her place by Rosss side.)
Chandler: (Continuing his toast.) And Im sure were all very excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall. I mean to think, my friend getting married in Monty Hall. (No reaction from the people.) Ohh, come on!! Monty Hall!! Lets make a Deal!! Come on, you people!! All right, forget it!! Congratulations, Ross and Emily. (He sits down.)
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
Emily: Thank goodness.
Mr. Waltham: For you and Emily, tonight, Die Fledermaus.
Emily: Good night, it was very nice to meet you all. (Storms out.)
Emily: Yes.
Emily: (to Ross) Good luck, babe.
Rachel: Oh thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! (Monica opens the door.) Emily?
Emily: No, no, no Ross! Ross, these are friends of mine from home. (Introducing them) Liam, Devon, this is Ross.
Emily: Im just going to say hi to the lads. All right?
Rachel: What? Who the hell is Emily(realises) noooo!!
Emily: Oh my God. I think youre right.
Emily: (laughs) Ross play rugby? I dont think so.
Emily: Well I mean, youre American to start with. You dont even have rugby here.
(At that moment two very large men start screaming and running towards Emily and picking her up.)
Emily: Okay. (Goes to say hi to the lads.)
[Cut to Emily, Devon, and Liam]
Emily: Thats just halftime, theres more of this.
Ross: (to Phoebe) Tell my son that I love him. (Emily returns with the water.) Excellent! Well, okay, I gotta have some more fun!
Emily: I dont care! You just get him!
Ross: Yeah, and-and thank you for Emily.
Emily: Oh, Liam. (Ross laughs and takes her back.)
Emily: Right.
Emily: Okay.
Ross: No, not you. (Emily gets it.)
Emily: Oh my God!
Emily: You were amazing out there.
Ross: (interrupting Monica and Emily) So we should probably get going soon.
(Ross and Emily enter.)
Emily: (entering) Hello?
Emily: Youre so sweet! And Im so surprised!
Emily: No ones ever thrown me a surprise party before!
Emily: Oh, but the partys only just getting started!
Emily: Ill go.
Emily: So why did you plan a party at the same time?
(Emily spins the bottle and once again, it lands on Joey.)
Rachel: Yay! Emily!
Emily: Me too.
[Cut to Ross and Emily standing by the foosball table.]
Emily: Yeah? Listen closely, Devon has got a weak ankle.
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
Ross: You had fantasies about Emily?
Emily: You are so sweet. (They kiss.)
Ross: Emily! (Runs up.)
Emily: Oh my God! What are you doing here? (They hug)
Emily: But, we cant go now. It looks like Rachels gonna put on a skit.
Emily: Ross.
Ross: Emily, hi! Uh, how-how was you flight?
Emily: Oh. (Shes shocked and hugs him.) Thank you. (She boards the plane.)
Monica: Oh my God! Ross, are you in England? Was Emily surprised?
Emily: What?
Emily: My uncle dragged us there. But, it actually it turned out to be really interesting.
Ross: So uh, Emily just went to the airport.
Emily: Ive uh, Ive come to talk to Ross.
Emily: I was going to call him, but
Ross: (yelling, thinking Emily can hear him through the answering machine all the way to New York.) I love you too! Im, Im gonna call you right now from the phone booth! (Realises) You cant hear me. (Goes to make his call.)
Emily: Id really rather talk to him.
Monica: Oh, you came to tell him you love him! I knew it! (Points at Chandler) I was right! (Points to Emily) Im right, right?
Emily: Ross, I love you!
Emily: Me too!
Ross: Ill be right there. (He goes over and opens the door to Carol, Susan, and Ben.) (To Ben.) Hello! (To Carol.) Hello! (To Susan.) Hey. Uhh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan.
Emily: Thats Carol with your son!
Emily: Oh, well, Ill show you around.
Emily: (checks the clock) Ohh, its time to go.
Rachel: Whatyeahwhat, yknow what? I hope Emily is a lesbian.
Chandler: Hi! Hi! Youre crazy! Okay? This is Emily. Emily is straight.
Monica: Emilys straight.
Emily: You really enjoyed yourself didnt you?
Emily: Ross umm, theres something that Ive got to tell you, theres-theres someone else.
Ross: So uh, Emily called last night
Emily: Are you all right?
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Joey: All right look, Ross, hes right. Emilys great, shes great! But this way too soon, youre only gonna scare her!
(Susan and Emily get off.)
Emily: Hey! I missed you.
Emily: Ohh, Ross, please!
Emily: I love both of you!
Emily: I wish I could.
Emily: I think it makes you look really dangerous.
Emily: I wish I didnt have to go.
Emily: He does that?!
Chandler: Where is Emily?
Emily: Oh, so did I.
Susan: (To Emily) Thanks for everything, I had such a great time.
Emily: You didnt!
Ross: Oh yeah, Emily convinced me to do it.
Emily: Ross, they are killing you out there!
Emily: You are mad!
Emily: Ohh, no. Ugh. Oh, leaving London, my whole family lives there.