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[Scene: Another street, somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where theyre gonna get married. Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer.]
Emily: and that was all before 10 oclock. The caterer rang and said it was going to be Chicken Kiev instead of Chicken Tarragon. And then the florist phoned to say there arent any tulips. Oh, and the chilliest has carpel-tunel syndrome. Were not gonna be
Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Emily, (Gives her the time-out signal.) honey, okay?
Emily: Well, up yours too!
Emily: Sorry.
Ross: Yeah. Yeah. Yes, this place is beautiful. Emilys parents got married here.
Emily: I still cant believe theyre tearing it down. It really is the most lovely building youll ever see. I mean its over (She stops suddenly, when she sees that demolition has already started.) Oh my God!
Emily: Oh. Oh. (She starts running towards the building.)
Emily: (running in, with Ross) Oh. Oh my God. How can this be happening? What are we going to do?
Emily: Hows it gonna be all right?!
[Scene: The hotel, Rosss room, Emily is entering.]
Emily: Hello?
Emily: We dont have to.
Emily: No. But, Monica and I were talking, and-and I was so upset about the hall being knocked down, and she suggested that we put the wedding off for a bit.
Emily: She said, "If Im not gonna be happy getting married somewhere that we find in a day, well then we should just postpone it."
Ross: Postpone it? Emily, do you think Monica realises how much our parents spent on this wedding? Do you my sisters teeny-tiny little brain comprehends that people took time out of their lives to fly thousands of miles to be here, huh? (He puts his pants on backwards.) This isnt right.
Emily: I realize that people are going to be disappointed. But, Im sure theyll come back when we can do it right.
Emily: Dont you point your pants at me! (She throws them on the floor.) We have no choice! Anywhere thats half-decent wouldve be booked months ago, Ross dont you understand? This is our wedding Im talking about.
Emily: So what are you saying? Its now or never?
Emily: Or?
Emily: Its not the pants. Its you that is backwards. And if, and if you dont understand how important this is to me, well then, perhaps we shouldnt get married at all! (She storms out.)
Ross: (chasing her, trying to zip up his pants. His got them on right now.) No, wait! Emily! No, wait, stop! Emily, please(He catches something important in the zipper and howls like a little boy and falls to the floor.)
Ross: Hi. I understand you had a little talk with Emily.
Monica: Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. Thats what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake (Starting to cry), with the little people on top. (Ross gets thrown a box of Kleenex from the bathroom and he gives her one.) Thanks. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.
[Scene: Ross and Emilys planned wedding place, Monica is dragging Emily in.]
Emily: Monica, why have you brought me here of all places?!
Emily: I tell you, this wedding is not going to happen.
Emily: Oh God.
Emily: Its perfect.
Emily: Well then well get wet. (They kiss.)
Phoebe: IRachel, you cant go! Ross loves Emily!
Phoebe: Oh...yes..is this..umm..Emilys Parents house.
Phoebe: (In a British accent) This is Phoebe Buffay. I was wondering, please, if-if its not too much trouble, please, umm, might I speak to Miss Emily Waltham, please?
[Scene: Rehearsal dinner hall. Ross and Emily are standing in the reception area. Monica arrives with her parents.]
Emily: Ohh, here comes my dad and stepmum. Mister and Misses Geller, this is Steven and Andrea Waltham.
Ross: (Holding him back.)Dad, dad, please. Look I dont want anything to upset Emily tonight. Alright, she's had a hard enough couple of days as it is. (Picks up the bill.) Now here, here, let me go talk to him, okay?
[Scene: The Rehearsal Dinner Hall. Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table. Chandler gets up to make a toast.]
Chandler: Id like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. (No one in the room laughs. He starts to get flustered.) Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. (Ross looks embarrassed.) And I thought things were going to work out for him..Until the day he over inflated her. (He laughs. Jack looks at Judy and no one in the room laughs.) Ohh, Dear God.. (A cellular phone rings.)
Chandler: (Continuing his toast.) And Im sure were all very excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall. I mean to think, my friend getting married in Monty Hall. (No reaction from the people.) Ohh, come on!! Monty Hall!! Lets make a Deal!! Come on, you people!! All right, forget it!! Congratulations, Ross and Emily. (He sits down.)
(Ross and Emilys parents are seated at a table. Ross is between them and they are discussing the wedding bill.)
Mr. Geller: All-right fine, but I just want to say, Im not paying for your wine cellar. You thieving, would be speaking German if it werent for us, cheap little man. (Emilys stepmum looks shocked. Jack and Judy get up and leave.)
Joey: (Confused.) But, he loves Emily?
Passenger: But why? He loves this...this Emily person. No good can come of this.
[Scene: The church where Ross and Emily are to be married. Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together.]
Ross: Dad!! (Emily comes running in.)
Emily: What-whats going on?!
Emily: What was all that about?
Emily: (Giggles.) Ohh...(She realizes that shes in her gown.) Oh! You were not meant to see me before the wedding. Its bad luck.
(The front entrance. Joey and the bridesmaid are up against the wall kissing. Rachel comes in the door and walks by Joey unnoticed. She walks into the chapel and sees Ross and Emily kissing. She looks as though she wants to cry. Emily walks away and Ross turns and sees Rachel standing there.)
(They quickly take their places and Here Comes the Bride Begins to play. Everyone seated looks back. Emily is being escorted up the aisle by her father. She kisses him on the cheek and takes her place by Rosss side.)
Minister: Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous union of Ross and Emily. May the happiness we share with them today be with them always. Now Emily, repeat after me. I, Emily...
Emily: I, Emily...
Emily: Take thee Ross...
Emily: As my lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health, until death parts us.
Minister: Take thee, Emily...
Ross: Take thee, Rachel...(All his friends have looks of shock on their faces. He realizes what he said. Quickly he says.) Emily. (A slight chuckle.) Emily.
Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily.) Uhh...Shall I go on?
Emily: Well thats ambitious.
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
Emily: Yes.
Emily: Thank goodness.
Mr. Waltham: For you and Emily, tonight, Die Fledermaus.
Rachel: Oh thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! (Monica opens the door.) Emily?
Emily: Good night, it was very nice to meet you all. (Storms out.)
Rachel: What? Who the hell is Emily(realises) noooo!!
Emily: (laughs) Ross play rugby? I dont think so.
Emily: Well I mean, youre American to start with. You dont even have rugby here.
Emily: No, no, no Ross! Ross, these are friends of mine from home. (Introducing them) Liam, Devon, this is Ross.
Emily: Oh my God. I think youre right.
Emily: Im just going to say hi to the lads. All right?
(At that moment two very large men start screaming and running towards Emily and picking her up.)
Rachel: Yay! Emily!
Emily: Okay. (Goes to say hi to the lads.)
[Cut to Emily, Devon, and Liam]
Emily: Thats just halftime, theres more of this.
Ross: (to Phoebe) Tell my son that I love him. (Emily returns with the water.) Excellent! Well, okay, I gotta have some more fun!
Emily: Oh my God!
Emily: You were amazing out there.
(Ross and Emily enter.)
Emily: (entering) Hello?
Emily: Youre so sweet! And Im so surprised!
Emily: No ones ever thrown me a surprise party before!
Emily: Oh, but the partys only just getting started!
Emily: So why did you plan a party at the same time?
Emily: (to Ross) Good luck, babe.
Ross: Yeah, and-and thank you for Emily.
Emily: Oh, Liam. (Ross laughs and takes her back.)
Emily: Right.
Emily: Okay.
Emily: I dont care! You just get him!
Ross: No, not you. (Emily gets it.)
Ross: (interrupting Monica and Emily) So we should probably get going soon.
Emily: Ill go.
(Emily spins the bottle and once again, it lands on Joey.)
Ross: You had fantasies about Emily?
[Cut to Ross and Emily standing by the foosball table.]
Emily: Yeah? Listen closely, Devon has got a weak ankle.
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
Emily: You are so sweet. (They kiss.)
Emily: Me too.
Monica: Oh my God! Ross, are you in England? Was Emily surprised?
Ross: Emily! (Runs up.)
Emily: Oh my God! What are you doing here? (They hug)
Emily: But, we cant go now. It looks like Rachels gonna put on a skit.
Emily: Ross.
Ross: Emily, hi! Uh, how-how was you flight?
Emily: Oh. (Shes shocked and hugs him.) Thank you. (She boards the plane.)
Ross: So uh, Emily just went to the airport.
Emily: Ive uh, Ive come to talk to Ross.
Emily: I was going to call him, but
Emily: What?
Emily: Id really rather talk to him.
Monica: Oh, you came to tell him you love him! I knew it! (Points at Chandler) I was right! (Points to Emily) Im right, right?
Emily: My uncle dragged us there. But, it actually it turned out to be really interesting.
Ross: (yelling, thinking Emily can hear him through the answering machine all the way to New York.) I love you too! Im, Im gonna call you right now from the phone booth! (Realises) You cant hear me. (Goes to make his call.)
Emily: Ross, I love you!
Emily: Me too!
Ross: Ill be right there. (He goes over and opens the door to Carol, Susan, and Ben.) (To Ben.) Hello! (To Carol.) Hello! (To Susan.) Hey. Uhh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan.
Emily: Oh, well, Ill show you around.
Emily: Ross umm, theres something that Ive got to tell you, theres-theres someone else.
Emily: Thats Carol with your son!
Emily: (checks the clock) Ohh, its time to go.
Chandler: Hi! Hi! Youre crazy! Okay? This is Emily. Emily is straight.
Ross: So uh, Emily called last night
Emily: Are you all right?
Emily: You didnt!
Monica: Emilys straight.
Emily: You really enjoyed yourself didnt you?
(Susan and Emily get off.)
Emily: Hey! I missed you.
Emily: Ohh, Ross, please!
Emily: I love both of you!
Emily: I wish I could.
Emily: I think it makes you look really dangerous.
Emily: I wish I didnt have to go.
Emily: He does that?!
Rachel: Whatyeahwhat, yknow what? I hope Emily is a lesbian.
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Emily: Oh, so did I.
Susan: (To Emily) Thanks for everything, I had such a great time.
Chandler: Where is Emily?
Joey: All right look, Ross, hes right. Emilys great, shes great! But this way too soon, youre only gonna scare her!
Ross: Oh yeah, Emily convinced me to do it.
[Scene: The airport, Emily is getting ready to board her flight to London.]
Emily: Ross, they are killing you out there!
Emily: Ohh, no. Ugh. Oh, leaving London, my whole family lives there.
Emily: Weve only known each other for six weeks!
Emily: My job!
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Emily has packed as Ross returns.]
Emily: You are mad!
Emily: What?!
Emily: Why dont we what?
Emily: Yes!
Emily: Yes.
Emily: Yes.
Emily: My parents are going to be really mad.
Emily: Were getting married!