words in movies
Ross: All right, heres the ring. (Shows Chandler the wedding ring he plans on giving Emily)
Emily: Oh, no-no, yknow I absolutely adore Rachel its just that, well it might be a awkward for you. But its absolutely your decision. (Gets up.) More tea?
Minister: May I have the rings? (He is given the rings) Emily, place this ring on Rosss finger as a symbol of your bond everlasting. (She jams the ring onto his finger) Ross, place this ring in Emilys hand as a symbol of the love that encircles you forever.
Emily: So how are you? Ive been meaning to ring you ever since I arrived but umm, well, Ive been rather busy.
(Emily gives him a forearm shot across the stomach.)
Emily: But Ross, Im such having a great time! Your sister has just been telling me that you used to dress up like little, old ladies and hold make-believe tea parties.
Carol: I cant speak for Emily, but Susan is in a loving, committed relationship.
Emily: I think youve got concussion.
Emily: (on answering machine) Are you thinking about me? Of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye.
Emily: (interrupting him) As long as you don't see Rachel anymore.
Emily: Ross, are you there? Ross, I dont know if you can hear this but (Ross has moved to the window, apparently so that he can hear better.) Im gonna talk anyway, uh, Im in the States with you sister and your friends and its all over with Colin. I came here to tell you that, and to tell youYes, Joey you can have all the chocolate you want, just take it! Uh, I came here to tell you that I love you.
Emily: Dont you point your pants at me! (She throws them on the floor.) We have no choice! Anywhere thats half-decent wouldve be booked months ago, Ross dont you understand? This is our wedding Im talking about.
Emily: You obviously can't keep away from her.
Emily: Oh no, no, right I shouldnt have said married. Uh, please dont go freaky on me. I didnt mean it. Well, I didnt say it; I take it back!
Monica: You sat back and let him have her, you didnt fight at all. Am I right? Do you want the same thing to happen with Emily?
Ross: If like the four of us could all yknow, hang out together. Uh, in fact Emilys coming into town this weekend, why dont you say we all have dinner? Say, Sunday night?
Rachel: Ross? Look, whatever this relationship stuff that Emily wants, just give it to her. Come on, the bottom line here is that you love her. So just fix whatever she wants fixed. Just do it. (The phone starts ringing.) I mean, you're gonna have to try. You'll just gonna hate yourself if you don't. (The phone keeps ringing.) Oh come on answer it! It's driving me crazy!
Monica: We have too! I mean what if Ross's hears that and then calls her back and then they get back together? Is that what you want? Ross back with that controlling, neurotic, crazy Emily? The Emily that wouldn't let him see you?
Emily: Well, that me. (They kiss again.) Here, have this. (She gives him the candy bar.) Im only allowed one piece of carryon anyway. (She starts towards the jetway.)
Emily: and that was all before 10 oclock. The caterer rang and said it was going to be Chicken Kiev instead of Chicken Tarragon. And then the florist phoned to say there arent any tulips. Oh, and the chilliest has carpel-tunel syndrome. Were not gonna be
(Ross and Emilys parents are seated at a table. Ross is between them and they are discussing the wedding bill.)
Rachel: Oh! Whoops! Im sorry, you were talking about Emily!
Chandler: (Continuing his toast.) And Im sure were all very excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall. I mean to think, my friend getting married in Monty Hall. (No reaction from the people.) Ohh, come on!! Monty Hall!! Lets make a Deal!! Come on, you people!! All right, forget it!! Congratulations, Ross and Emily. (He sits down.)
(They quickly take their places and Here Comes the Bride Begins to play. Everyone seated looks back. Emily is being escorted up the aisle by her father. She kisses him on the cheek and takes her place by Rosss side.)
Emily: Well thats ambitious.
Rachel: What do you get? (She throws her pom-poms to Joey and Phoebe and performs a cartwheel.) Emily!! (Tries to do another one.) EmilWhoa!! (She falls in Chandlers room.) Okay! So thats me as a cheerleader! Ta-dum! (Gunthers the only one that claps.)
Emily: Yes.
Mr. Waltham: For you and Emily, tonight, Die Fledermaus.
Emily: Thank goodness.
Rachel: What? Who the hell is Emily(realises) noooo!!
Emily: Good night, it was very nice to meet you all. (Storms out.)
Emily: Oh my God. I think youre right.
Emily: No, no, no Ross! Ross, these are friends of mine from home. (Introducing them) Liam, Devon, this is Ross.
Rachel: Oh thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! (Monica opens the door.) Emily?
Emily: (laughs) Ross play rugby? I dont think so.
Emily: Well I mean, youre American to start with. You dont even have rugby here.
(At that moment two very large men start screaming and running towards Emily and picking her up.)
Emily: Okay. (Goes to say hi to the lads.)
[Cut to Emily, Devon, and Liam]
Emily: (to Ross) Good luck, babe.
Emily: Im just going to say hi to the lads. All right?
Ross: Yeah, and-and thank you for Emily.
Emily: Oh, Liam. (Ross laughs and takes her back.)
Emily: Thats just halftime, theres more of this.
Ross: (to Phoebe) Tell my son that I love him. (Emily returns with the water.) Excellent! Well, okay, I gotta have some more fun!
Emily: Right.
Emily: Okay.
Ross: No, not you. (Emily gets it.)
Emily: I dont care! You just get him!
Emily: Oh my God!
Emily: You were amazing out there.
Emily: (entering) Hello?
(Ross and Emily enter.)
Emily: Youre so sweet! And Im so surprised!
Emily: No ones ever thrown me a surprise party before!
Ross: (interrupting Monica and Emily) So we should probably get going soon.
Emily: Me too.
Emily: Ill go.
(Emily spins the bottle and once again, it lands on Joey.)
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
Emily: Oh. (Shes shocked and hugs him.) Thank you. (She boards the plane.)
Monica: Oh my God! Ross, are you in England? Was Emily surprised?
Emily: Ive uh, Ive come to talk to Ross.
Emily: My uncle dragged us there. But, it actually it turned out to be really interesting.
Ross: (yelling, thinking Emily can hear him through the answering machine all the way to New York.) I love you too! Im, Im gonna call you right now from the phone booth! (Realises) You cant hear me. (Goes to make his call.)
Emily: Ross, I love you!
Emily: Oh, but the partys only just getting started!
Emily: So why did you plan a party at the same time?
Rachel: Yay! Emily!
[Cut to Ross and Emily standing by the foosball table.]
Emily: Yeah? Listen closely, Devon has got a weak ankle.
Ross: You had fantasies about Emily?
Emily: You are so sweet. (They kiss.)
Emily: Ross.
Ross: Emily, hi! Uh, how-how was you flight?
Emily: What?
Ross: So uh, Emily just went to the airport.
Emily: I was going to call him, but
Emily: Id really rather talk to him.
Monica: Oh, you came to tell him you love him! I knew it! (Points at Chandler) I was right! (Points to Emily) Im right, right?
Emily: Thats Carol with your son!
Emily: (checks the clock) Ohh, its time to go.
Emily: Me too!
Ross: Ill be right there. (He goes over and opens the door to Carol, Susan, and Ben.) (To Ben.) Hello! (To Carol.) Hello! (To Susan.) Hey. Uhh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan.
Emily: Oh, well, Ill show you around.
Ross: Emily! (Runs up.)
Emily: Oh my God! What are you doing here? (They hug)
Emily: Ross umm, theres something that Ive got to tell you, theres-theres someone else.
Emily: But, we cant go now. It looks like Rachels gonna put on a skit.
Ross: So uh, Emily called last night
Emily: Are you all right?
Monica: Emilys straight.
Chandler: Hi! Hi! Youre crazy! Okay? This is Emily. Emily is straight.
Emily: You really enjoyed yourself didnt you?
(Susan and Emily get off.)
Rachel: Whatyeahwhat, yknow what? I hope Emily is a lesbian.
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Emily: Hey! I missed you.
Emily: Oh, so did I.
Susan: (To Emily) Thanks for everything, I had such a great time.
Emily: Ohh, Ross, please!