words in movies
Phoebe: What's Emma doing today?
Phoebe: Okay, but, well, before you say no, my friend Susanne is entering her kid and compared to Emma she's a real dog!
Phoebe: Okay, oh, and Emma needs a cowgirl outfit for the competition.
Phoebe: Okay. Rachel, the hottest babies in the Tri-State Area are in this room right now! I overheard one of the judges say that not one of them holds a candle to Emma!
Phoebe: Good! Oh yay! Let's get down to business! Emma needs some makeup!
(Rachel, Phoebe and Emma arrive)
Ross: You entered Emma into a Beauty Pageant?
Rachel: Well, I don't know, you guys figure it out, I got to put Emma down for a nap.
Rachel: Alright, Emma is napping... (then to Ross) what happened to your shirt?
Ross: Emma.
Amy turns around to Phoebe: Emma, Ross wants you.
Chandler: I can't believe you'd want us to raise Emma.
Monica: Okay. Its Emma.
Monica: Its clearly an Emma.
Rachel: (gasps) Emma! (Looks at the baby and starts to cry.) See? I dont want it.
[Scene: Outside the Nursery, Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up.]
Ross: Yeah. Shes putting her down now, thats her. (Points to the nurse putting Emma now.)
Ross: Look at Emma!
Ross: Uh Dad, Emmas in the nursery. Ill take you now. If you want, but (To Rachel) I really want to talk to you.
Ross: (noticing something) Actually umm (He turns Mr. Gellers head to look at Emma.)
(Theres a knock on the door and a nurse enters carrying Emma.)
Rachel: Yeah! Hi Emma. Hey, why do you think she wont take my breast?
(Theres a knock on the door and the Nurse enters carrying Emma.)
Rachel: (enters with Emma) Hi!
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep.]
(Emma continues crying in the background)
(Emma starts crying)
Rachel: Ok. (Starts swinging Emma rapidly and she stops crying)
Chandler: (hears Emma crying) What is wrong with Emma?
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Emma continues to cry.]
Rachel: Here you go. (Hands Emma to Phoebe)
Monica: Okay Ill take her, here. (Takes Emma)
Monica: (stands up to hand Emma back) Oh no no no no!
Rachel: I mean I got news for you mister, Emma? Not easy.
Ross: Was there anything you did wrong with Emma?
Rachel: Oh, great! Well, then I'm gonna take Emma to see him. I wonder why Ross said that he died.
Rachel: We've got to find a new pediatrician. Ross was getting sick last night, and I think Emma may have caught it.
Rachel: Hi, my name is Rachel Green, I have an appointment for Emma.
(Ross and Rachel enter with Emma.)
Chandler: Well, bye Mon, bye Ross, Rachel, bye Emma!
Chandler: So if Monica's not around, then I'm not good enough to raise Emma?
Monica: Yeah, but I love you more. Besides yknow, nothing goes with Bing. So Im screwed. I mean (Rachel hands Emma to Monica.) Oh, hi Emma. Yeah, thats you. Youre our little Em. Oh whats that honey? What? Oh, you want a little cousin? (To Chandler) You want a cousin right now?!
[Scene: Central Perk. All except Chandler, plus Emma.]
Ross: Yeah and we'd want to make sure Emma has someone like Monica who is more uh. uh discliplinarin.. someone who can be firm and strict.
Rachel: Okay, well that�s now the third sign that I should not leave Emma.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel�s. Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there.]
Ross: I know, it�s the first time, we�re leaving the baby and � hey, I know how hard it is for you, but � but Emma is gonna be fine. My mom is gonna be with her. She�s great with kids.
Chandler: Ok. So if we both had Emma and I die <knocks on table> she'd have to give her up.
Ross: Rach, c�mon, Emma is fine. You�re turning into an obsessive mother. Okay, you need to stop.
<they hug and Rachel has this disgusted look on her face and then Emma starts crying>
Chandler: So.. let me get this straight. So my two friends die, I get Emma. Then my wife dies, then Emma the one tiny ray of hope left in my life gets taken away from me?
Rachel: Oh thank god, if Phoebe�s going, can we please take Emma home?
Monica: Ross and Rachel don't know what they're talking about. I mean its not like their so responsible. Emma is a product of a bottle of Merlot and a five year old condom.
Ross: Yeah, kids say all kinds of crap. (In the other room Emma starts to cry.)
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch. Sandy holds Emma. Ross enters the apartment. Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs]
Chandler: No, if crazy plate lad.. <sees Monica frustrated at this comment> If Monica dies then I would get Emma, Right?
Ross: Yeah, uhm... I mean, Rachel and I, think you are great... with Emma... uhm... We just feel...
Phoebe: And that�s Judy over there at the bar with Emma?
Rachel: N-no, Emma dropped her sock.
Ross: Emma.
Ross: Dude. Well done. You know what? If I die, and Rachel dies and Monica dies then you can totally take care of Emma.
RACHEL: Oh well, well thank you.� (She laughs.� He stares for a moment.)� Okay, stop.� Stop looking at me like that.� The last time that happened, (points to Ross) that happened.� (points to Emma.)
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Ross is in the living room covering Emma.� Rachel enters wearing a sexy dress.]
RACHEL: (to Ross) Ok.� So now, I think Emma is probably down for the night, but if you need anything Ross . . .
RACHEL: Aaah.� (She goes to tend Emma.)
RACHEL: (still looking at Emma) Yeah?
[Scene: Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey]
(Emma starts to cry)
Molly: No, you stay, I'll do it (takes Emma from Rachel).
Chandler: Oh no no no.. I'll get her. I'm super-compentent and totally responsibile and fourth in line to raise Emma. I'll be right there Emma. Just let me get my trusty diaper bag here. <knocks over the box of china> Well.. what do you know? I guess, I'll be the one who dies first.
(Ross and Rachel enter with Emma in Rachel's hands)
Michelle: Emma.
Ross: well.. its just. its just in that case, then um. Emma would go to my parents.
Rachel: Pheebs, I would make a reservation for five, because one of us has to stay home and watch Emma. (to Ross:) Which one of us should go to dinner?
Molly: Hello! I just go and get Emma.
Molly: Sure, I'll go check on Emma.
Molly: No I'm here to take Emma to your mother's, remember?
Michelle: Ah, who is Emma?
Rachel: Hi, and I am also Emma�s mother.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch.]
Rachel: Hi. Can Emma and I live here for a while?
Rachel: I was just asking 'cause I need someone to watch Emma tonight.
Ross: Bye! Hey, I hope Emma isn't making it too hard on you.
Monica: Oh, thank god! Emma, there you are!
Joey: Emma? Hey! Hi!
Chandler: Emma was doing it!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. They're done and come out of their bedroom. Emma is still gone.]
Monica: Oh my god, where's Emma? Where's Emma?
Chandler: Where's Emma?
Monica: Oh my god, Emma. Oh, sweetie, I forgot you were here. Oh, you're right, we can't do this. We can't leave her alone.
Chandler: Because of Emma.
(He walks out quickly with Emma in his arms.)
(Joey and Chandler enter with Emma.)
(Emma starts making noises, and Joey walks over to her playpen.)
Joey: Alright!! Fine! It's original Hugsy! No, now I know that Emma wants him but he's mine and I need him..
Rachel: All right... Oh, Emma loves him!
Joey: Well, I heard Emma stirring, so I came to make sure she could reach Hugsy.
Joey: No, no, Emma has one Hugsy, the new Hugsy, huh? The other Hugsy, I don't know, I guess I'll just take it back.
Joey: Ok, wait wait wait wait a minute wait a minute, I mean Rach, I mean if if... . If Hugsy means that much to Emma then... well she can have him.
Rachel: I'm trying to put Emma down for a nap, have you seen Hugsy?
Joey: (sounding panicky)Oh my god Ross! You don't have Emma! And Rachel you don't have Emma! (Starts yelling) Where's Emma? Who has Emma!?
Ross: Oh oh, we think Emma is about to start talking so we're trying to be careful about what words we use in front of her.
Rachel: (she goes towards the others and she's very excited) Guys, you're not gonna believe this! I was just saying goodnight to Emma and she said her first words!!
Rachel: Ok... "Emma just said gleba"!
[Scene: Rachel's room. Rachel and Emma are sleeping; Joey sneaks in and approaches the crib]
Mr. Geller: So when do I get to meet Emma and show her this? (Pulls a bouquet of flowers out of his sleeve.)
Rachel: Oh... Oh, I'm sorry! I'm not... I was just-I was just reading to Emma.
Ross: (to Emma) Can you say Barbados?
Phoebe: (goes back in) I'm Rachel. It's so annoying when I put Emma on the phone to talk with my friends.