words in movies
{Transcribers note: This is where the opening credits are, but theyre not the usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of them at the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the couch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachels still a shop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eating a donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Then theyre dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a groupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling asleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. And finally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp and shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, this is an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesnt apply, for instance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in years in this world.}
Chandler: (entering, depressed) Hey.
Phoebe: (entering) Hey!
Joey: (entering) Hey there you are!
Joey: (entering) Hey! Is uh, is she gonna be all right?
Ben: (entering) Dad!! (Runs and hugs him.)
Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know youre mad, but I just want to say Im sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Yknow? I mean, yknow how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?
Joey: (entering) Morning!
Joey: (entering) You know there already is a Joseph Stalin?
Phoebe: (entering and sitting down at the table.) Hello. My name is Regina Phalange. I'm a businesswoman in town on business. Would you like to see my card? (Looks down) Ooh, what did I do with my file-a-facts? I must've left it in conference room B.
[Scene: A Film Set, Joey is entering for his scene.]
Rachel: (entering with Paolo, arm in arm) Everybody, this is Paolo. Paolo, I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica.
The Director: (entering, drunk) I am hurt! (to Joey and Kate) A plague on both your houses! (walks away)
Ross: (entering) How we doing, you guys ready?
Joey: (entering with Chandler) Morning. We ready to go?
Chandler: (entering, very upset) Ok Tommy, that's enough mourning for you! Here we go, bye bye!! (he shoves him out the door)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering.]
Rachel: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.
Monica: (Entering) What are you guys doing here?
Ross: (Entering) What is this dive? Only you could've picked this place.
Ross: (entering) How's it going?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is entering with a peace offering of a Joey Special, two pizzas.]
Ross: (entering, downtrodden) Hi.
Phoebe: (entering) Hey.
Phoebe: (entering) Hi, sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my bearings.
(He leaves. Cut to Monica entering Chandler and Joey's apartment. She sneaks up to the shower door)
Rachel: (entering from her room) Okay, coming!
Joey: (entering quietly) Hey.
[Scene: Rosss Apartment, Rachel is entering and Ross is making some room on the shelves for his stuff.]
Phoebe: (Entering) Hey.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is entering carrying two pizzas.]
Phoebe: (entering and talking on mobile phone) Ok, great! All right, bye! (she hangs up) Pain in the ass!! (she looks at the others, then back at the phone) That's off, right?
Chandler: (entering) Hey, anybody got a length of rope about six feet long with a little nouse at the end?
Joey: (entering) Hey, you know our phone's not working?
Young Monica: (entering the shot) Ross!!! (starts to wipe up the spill)
Joey: (entering) He's back! The peeper's back!
Rachel: (entering) Hey, guys, what's up.
Paulo: (entering) Hey, hey Ross.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is entering.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time lapse. Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters.]
Danielle: (entering) Chandler?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped.]
Chandler: (entering) Hi. Anybody know a good tailor?
Monica: (entering from her bedroom carrying a present) Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, and I know he's gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist. (There a little pair of Nike shoes.)
Hombre Man: (entering) Ready, Annabelle?
Monica: (entering, to herself) Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here.
Phoebe: Okay, but, well, before you say no, my friend Susanne is entering her kid and compared to Emma she's a real dog!
[Scene: Rachel's bedroom, Rachel, entering selfish mode, is thanking Ross for wrongly taking the entire blame of the breakup; as if she had absolutely nothing to do with it.]
Paul: (entering) Here you go honey! (Rachel kicks Ross back under the couch.)
RACHEL: [entering hurriedly] Did I miss it? Did I miss it?
MRS. GREEN: [entering] There she is.
Guru Saj: (entering) Hello, I am Guru Saj-(sees the duck)-Whoa!! (to Joey) Thats supposed to be a duck right? Cause otherwise, this is waaay out of my league.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert.]
Janine: (entering from her room) Monica! Chandler! Im really-really sorry about tonight. I dont know if Joey told you; I just couldnt get out of going to this play. Im sorry. Have a great time.
JOEY: (entering) Man, I got this close to him (holds up his fingers) and Monica kneed me in the back. What's going on?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe. Chandler is reading a magazine.]
Ross: (entering with Monica in tow) Hey!
MINDY: (entering) Rach! Rach!
[Scene Central Perk, the whole gang is entering]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering]
Rachel: (entering from her room) Is this a little too... (sees Phoebe) Pheebs, what happened?
Ross: (entering) Hey!
MONICA: (entering) Richard buzzed. He's waiting downstairs.
Monica: (entering) Hi.
Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) What?!
Joey: (entering) Where's my underwear?!
Monica: (entering from her room) Okay. I gotta call Michelle. I gotta see if that was her voice or not. I'm sorry, I just have to.
Rachel: (entering from bathroom) Hey-hey! Oh, look at you, all sexy.
Phoebe: (entering) Hello.
Rachel: (entering from her room) Okay, Pheebs, quick, what shoes should I wear? The black or the purple?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering]
Phoebe: (entering) Hi!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering]
Monica: (entering) Hey guys.
Ross: (entering) Hello.
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Carol and Susan: (entering) Hey!!
Chandler: (entering from the bedroom wearing a big, pink bunny costume) Monica! Can I talk to you for a second? Listen, I appreciate you getting me the costume
Chandler: (entering with his ringing phone) Joe. Joe! Answer the phone.
Joey: (entering) G. I. Joe! Cool! Can I play?
Phoebe: (entering) Everbody this is Frank! This is my half-brother Frank.
Rachel: (entering) Hey Ross! I brought reinforcements.
Chandler: (entering) Hey!
Chandler: (entering) Have you seen Joey?
[Scene: Monica and Rachels, Joey is entering]
[Scene: the bar, Ross is entering, Phoebe is at the bar, they are the only two in the place.]
Ross: (entering) Hey!
Phoebe: (to Monica, whos entering) Hey, youre early.
Monica: (entering) Ross (who has his foot on the coffee table), foot on the floor or come over no more!
Joey: (entering) Hey, you guys!
Phoebe: (entering) Helloo! Oh! (sees Joey and starts to leave)
Ross: (entering) Hey! Everyone.
Phoebe: (entering) Hellooo!
Janice: (entering) Hows my Bing-a-ling?
Joey: (entering with Monica) Hey, is, is, is Chandler here?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachels room.]
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! You are gonna love me so much! I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, so tonight youre gonna have a bachelor party.
Monica: (entering from bedroom) Okay, Ill be back in just a minute. Oh, Phoebe Im sorry that I left lipstick marks on the phone.
Rachel: (entering, with a guy) Hi guys! This is Josh. Josh, these are my friends, and that's Ross.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Cecilia is entering the living room from Joeys room followed by Joey.]
Monica: (entering) Hey, guys. Im here to pick out my Christmas tree.
Joey: (entering, interrupting Rachel) Hey! I got great news!
Chandler: (entering, with a goatee) Hey.
Chandler: (to Rachel, whos entering) Hey! Howd the interview go?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone.]