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Jay Leno: (On TV to Dick Clark) Is there any entertainment there? What are people doing?
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, with the giant entertainment center Joey is exiting from his room.]
Chandler: All right, wait! Come on! Just wait one second! There has to be something that I can do! Something! If we still had that entertainment unit I would get in it for six hours and think about how I let you down. (Joey looks intrigued) What?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is coming home. As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, its gone and the keys it the floor. He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog. Even the food in the fridge!]
JANITOR: Your monkey found a new career, in the entertainment field. That's all I know.
MONICA: I wanna watch Entertainment Tonight.
Ross: So you guys having any luck getting rid of the entertainment center?
ROSS: Well, I guess we could tape Entertainment Tonight.
ROSS: So you wanna watch uh, Entertainment Tonight?
[Scene: Chandler and Joeys, everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place]
[Scene: Chandler and Joeys, they are admiring the entertainment center]
Joey: No, an entertainment unit, with a mail cubby built right in. Its a one day job, max.
(Joey successfully enters the entertainment center, and Chandler closes the door on Joey.)
Phoebe: Oh my God, you guys are selling the entertainment center?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler have trading the entertainment center for the canoe. Joey is sitting in the bow, staring off into space as to envision his future full of possibilities. Chandler is sitting at the stern, staring into space and is looking at an uncertain future.]
Joey: (still trapped in the entertainment center) WHAT?!!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its the middle of the night. Joey is walking into the living room, and runs into the entertainment centre.]
Chandler: All right, just, just take the entertainment center, and then when you get home, throw the canoe away!
Joey: Oh yeah? Then how come I keep(He notices that the marker board they use has been left on the entertainment center and holds up his discovery.)
Phoebe: (she turns around and puts the cat on the entertainment center) Ross, how many parents have you lost?
Joey: Uh, Entertainment Tonight. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. (Hangs up the phone and poses for that picture.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is showing off the entertainment center.]
Joey: When that guy was robbing us, and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like six hours, you know what I was doing in there all that time? I was thinking about how I let you down!
Chandler: Oh no-no-no. This is amazing. (He goes over and presses a button on a remote control that opens the entertainment center doors revealing the TV.)
[Chandler proceeds to point out Joeys errors in this forth set of flashbacks. The first flashback is from The One With The Cat. Chandler has just returned home to see that their apartment has been cleaned out and finds Joey trapped in the entertainment center.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are showing a couple of guys (Tony and Peter) the entertainment center.]
Chandler: (reading the ad) Stunning entertainment center. Fine, (pause) fine Italian craftsmanship. (Joey is very proud of himself)
Joey: Wouldn't you pay good money to see these identical hands showcased in some type of a uh, entertainment venue?
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center.]