words in movies
Written by: Adam Chase Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Story by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Ira Ungerleider Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen With Help from: Aaron Howard-Miller
Written by: Zack Rosenblatt Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan and Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Kristen: Yeah, little Eric.
Written by: Greg Malins Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Sherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Doty Abrams Transcribed by: Eric Aasen With Scenes Taken From Episodes Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips, guineapig, Ruth Curran, Josh Hodge, and Me.
Teleplay by: Zachary Rosenblatt Story by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: Oh my God, youre the sister!
Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: Ursula?
Eric: I dont think they have a name for it. Its just I get nervous; I start sweating like crazy.
Eric: So what do you do?
Eric: Really?
Eric: Arent you gonna give me a kiss?
Eric: Oh I feel very lucky, shes great. I think shes the most beautiful woman Ive ever seen.
Eric: She told me she was 25.
Eric: Sure.
Ursula: Yeah. It wasnt a town when I got there, but it was a town when I left. (To Eric) Shall we get me really drunk?
Eric: (entering) Honey?
Eric: (To Phoebe) Well, it was nice meeting you.
Eric: (entering) Hey. Ursula said she left her purse.
Eric: Well, I guess Ill see you at the wedding. (Exits and Phoebe follows him into the hall.)
Eric: What?
Eric: Yknow you dont have to stand here with me, believe me
Eric: Two weeks ago.
[Cut to Phoebe and Eric.]
Eric: Shes helped so many people to quit smoking.
(Phoebe hands Eric Ursulas purse and he walks away.)
Eric: Id better go, deal
Phoebe: Oh my God Eric hi! Wait, howd you get this number?
Ursula: (yelling from downstairs) Eric!! Lets go!!
Eric: Im an idiot. Uh, is your mother here? Maybe I can give her a little slap on the butt.
Eric: Oh, I have a friend whos a cop and he got it for me.
Eric: Hey beautiful.
Eric: Anyway, I was wondering if, you were the sort of person who eats lunch.
Eric: Bye.
Eric: Uhh, I wont take no for an answer.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Im going out with Eric! Ooh, this day is really gonna be so much better than I thought it was gonna be. Oh Ross, I cant make lunch. (Exits.)
Eric: Uh listen, I justI thought you should know I broke up with Ursula.
Eric: Yeah uh okay. Im-Im sorry. Bye.
Eric: I dont know, Im still pretty tired out from this afternoon.
[Scene: Erics Apartment, hes opening the door to reveal Phoebe.]
Eric: Oh no, stay here well keep doing this. Ill pay you.
Phoebe: (simultaneously as Eric) Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
Eric: Welcome back!
Eric: I was just, I was just gonna take out my lenses.
Eric: Come in, Im so glad youre here.
Eric: No wait! Theres only a problem when I look at you. (Sits down on the couch.) Oh I got it! I got it. (Puts his hands to his eyes.)
Eric: Sorry, I just saw Ursula. I had to give the engagement ring back.
[Scene: Erics Apartment, he and Phoebe are still making out.]
Eric: No-no its not! I dont want to lose you! Its-its like I was saying to Ursula when I was making love to her and I thought she was youYeah it is too weird.
Eric: Well I was just so excited to see you.
Eric: Well if I didnt have sex with you, I had sex with someone that looked an awful lot like
Eric: (simultaneously as Phoebe) Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! No! No! No!
Eric: Yeah. (They hug.) Maybe its for the best. You smell just like her.
Eric: Our sex.
Eric: Uh, the sex.
Written by: Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Robert Carlock Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Robert Carlock Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: Yeah, I know it sounds crazy, and its not like me to do something so impulsive, but shes just so perfect, and we have so much in common.
Eric: Cause the sweats getting in my eyes and its burning.
Eric: Eric. (They shake hands and hes squinting. And, no, its not me.)
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: Were both teachers.
Written by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Story by: Pan-ni Landrum & Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by: Adam Chase Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Dedicated to the great work of Eric Aasen, Guineapig and many, many more.
Written by: Vanessa McCarthy Transcribed by: Eric Aasen With Help From: Dan Gottleib
Written by: Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Part I Written by: Scott Silveri Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Dana Klein Borkow Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: Okay, I just slapped my future sister-in-laws ass.
Written by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Sherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Dedicated to the great work of Eric Aasen, Guineapig and many, many more
Michelle: No don�t worry, this is not some rebound thing. I am totally over Eric.
Eric: Just seeing her brought it all back. All the lies, the way she used me. I just I got so angry just looking at her (Looks at Phoebe) face.
Teleplay by: Adam Chase Story by: Zachary Rosenblatt Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Greg Malins Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: I think well be okay. Besides its so perfect and (whispering) shes been saving herself for me.
Written by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Part I Written by: Greg Malins Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Wil Calhoun & Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written By: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen With Help From: Aaron Miller
CHANDLER: Yeah, Ross can't go so it's between my friend Eric Prower who has breath issues and Dan with the poking. [starts poking Monica in the shoulder] 'Did you see that play? Do you want some more beer? Is that Spike Lee?'
Originally written by Ira Ungerleider. Teleplay by Brown Mandell. Transcribed by Eric B Aasen. HTMLed by guineapig.
Chandler: Well, listen I ah, still have one more person to ah meet, but unless it turns out to be your sister, I think youre chances are pretty good. (Eric offers to shake hands) All right. (Chandler hugs him.)
Written by: Dana Klein Borkow Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Eric: Oh, yeah, during the summer, I spend most weekends at my sisters beach house, which you are welcome to use by the way. Although, I should probably tell you, shes a porn star. (Chandler breaks his pencil in half)