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(She takes her hand off Erica. Ross enters the room)
Erica: Gosh, you know, you're just such an amazing couple. It's... kind of intimidating.
Erica: (whispering) Hi...
Erica: Hi.
Agency guy: Please, make yourself comfortable and I will back in a moment with Erica.
Agency guy: (he enters with Erica) Monica, Chandler. I'd like you to meet Erica.
Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. (to Monica) Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?
Erica: We’re great, I think I may have asked all my questions.
Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a lot of time.
Agency guy: (to Erica) Well, then if there’s nothing else, then the two of us should talk.
Erica: Actually, I don’t think we have to.
Agency guy: Do you have any question for Erica?
Erica: So you lied to me before?
Erica: Hi!
Erica: I can't believe this.
Erica: Giving you my baby? You think I'd give you my child after this?
Erica: Oh yeah. I actually liked you guys. But it doesn't matter, because what you did was wrong. (walks away again, but Chandler catches up with her again)
Chandler: Erica wait!
Erica: I've nothing to say to you. (walks a few paces)
Erica: Wow.
Erica: Yeah... it's almost definitely him. (Monica and Chandler look confused now)
Erica: What?
Erica: So who are you?
Monica: These are for Erica!
Monica: Joey. Erica, baby!
Monica: (entering with Erica and Chandler) Hey you guys.
Erica: Oh yeah, let's do that!
Monica: Everyone. Erica, baby!
Erica: Thank you. It's really nice to meet you guys, I can't believe I'm here!
Monica: I want you to meet someone really special. Phoebe, this is Erica. And this is the baby!
Erica: Thanks so much for taking me to all those places. I had a great time.
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica have just arrived.]
Erica: Thanks so much for showing me around.
Erica (standing up): I'll be right back.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen.]
Erica: I know.
Erica: That's because I'm pregnant!
Ross: Hey Erica, welcome back to town! (pause) Wow, look how big you've gotten.
Erica: No, he's in prison. (More shocked looks from Monica and Chandler)
Erica: Hi.
Erica: Oh, ok. I'm just always afraid that people think I'm just fat with big breasts.
(Erica, the pregnant girl, enters)
Erica: Hi!
Monica: Erica, are you okay?
(Erica just looks at him like he's crazy.)
Erica: (in pain) Ooh! Are you sure?
Erica: You can do this. Just breathe.
Erica: No, I'm okay.
Erica: I don't know. Maybe church-camp?
(Monica leaves, and Chandler closes the door. Erica just looks at him.)
Joey: Yeah, Erica went into labor last night. Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now!
Monica: Erica, are you okay?
Erica: What?
Monica: (To Erica) Oh my God, he's beautiful. Thank you so much.
Erica: Is he okay?
Erica: Uh-huh! I think it's time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse!
Erica: Help me! This hurts!
Erica: Twins actually run in my family.
(Erica screams.)
Erica: Ow!
Erica: Oh my God, that's just like my name!
Erica: Okay.
Erica: Bye!
Erica: Anyway, I'm gonna go and get some rest. I'm really glad I picked you guys. You're gonna make great parents. Even Chandler.
Joey: Hey, that pregnant girl's name was Erica.
Chandler: Her name is Erica.
Monica: (to Erica) Anybody tell you?
Doctor: Come on, Erica, start pushing again now.
Nurse: We're going to take Erica to recovery now.
[Scene: The hospital. Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica.]
Erica: I'm tired!
Erica: I'm really happy for you guys.
(Monica and Chandler put Jack and Erica in their stroller.)
Erica: No, I don't mind you touching my belly, but right now your hand is kind of blocking the part where the baby is gonna come out.
Erica: So, it's Monica and Chandler. I only know you as file 0W33815-D.
[Scene: The delivery room at the hospital. Monica, Chandler and Erica are there. Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily.]
Erica: Well, there is a chance it's another guy. I mean, I have only ever been with two guys, but they sorta overlapped.
Erica: Oh, it was okay. I went to a movie with my cousin and then out for dinner. We went to this place that had... Ooh... (she looks likes she is in pain, holding her belly) Hoo... ooh... Anyway, they had these really amazing cheeseburgers.
Monica: All right, Chandler get the coats. Erica let's go. Phoebe and Joey, keep packing! Oh my God we're gonna have a baby. All right. We're gonna have a baby! OH MY GOD, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY! Oh God, oh God, I got to sit down, I got to sit down. Ooh! (she's hyperventilating)
Erica: Yeah. It's a sonogram they took of the baby last week. I thought you might want to see it. (gives it to Monica, who looks at it for a long time, and then shows it to Chandler)
Erica: I wanna see everything! Times Square, Coney Island, Rockefeller Center...
Monica: (to Erica) Hey, thank you. Thank you so much. (they hugs). You are SO going to Heaven!
[Scene: The Hospital. Erica is moaning and about to give birth. Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her.]
Erica: No... he killed his father with a shovel. (Monica and Chandler's jaws drop) But other than that, he's a great guy.
Monica: There's something that we wanna tell you. We decided to name the girl-baby Erica.
Ross: So, why is Erica coming to visit?
Erica: Plus hotels are fun! My room has this little fridge full of free snacks!
Chandler: Erica, please. Just consider us. Ask them to see our file. Our last name's Bing. My wife's a chef and I'm in advertising.
Ross: Erica, those things aren't free. In fact they have one of the highest mark-ups of any consumer product...
Erica: No! (To Monica) You we're right, that was fun! I'm gonna go finish packing.
(there's a lot of supportive cheers from all. Erica, Monica and Chandler leave.)
Erica: Why don't you ask the reverend to pray on it?
MONICA: [reading] 'Dear Dr. Remore, know that I love you and would do anything to have you.' Gosh. 'Your not-so-secretive admirer, Erica Ford.' Ooh wait, 'PS enclosed please find 14 of my eyelashes.'
Erica: Oh, sure. Yeah, well, he was my high school boyfriend. Captain of the football team, really cute and he got a scholarship and went off to college. (Monica and Chandler are smiling from ear to ear)
Erica: Hey, well, in a couple of weeks I won't be able to travel.
(The nurses take Erica to the recovery room. Monica and Chandler smile at each other.)
Erica: Well, if there is anything else you wanna know... (Monica and Chandler look at each other)
ERICA: Well, here we sit, devil may care, just a little while ago you were reattaching someone's spinal cord.
Erica: Reverend, can I ask? Does the bible say anything about adoption?
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?