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ERICA: Well, yes, yes, the best doctor in all of Salem, Dr. Drake Remore.
Erica: Yeah, I read some great applications, but then I thought “who better then a minister to raise a child!”
Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.
[Joey opens the door and sees Erica (Brooke Shields). Joey gets a huge smile and Chandler squeezed the dish soap in the air.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy.]
Erica: Well, it turns out that Erica didn't pay much attention in Sex Ed class, because the thing she did with that prison guy... it'd be pretty hard to make a baby that way.
Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife)
Erica: Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. I keep getting these stomach-aches. They come and go like every few minutes.
(She takes her hand off Erica. Ross enters the room)
Erica: Gosh, you know, you're just such an amazing couple. It's... kind of intimidating.
Erica: (whispering) Hi...
Agency guy: Please, make yourself comfortable and I will back in a moment with Erica.
Agency guy: (he enters with Erica) Monica, Chandler. I'd like you to meet Erica.
Erica: We’re great, I think I may have asked all my questions.
Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. (to Monica) Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?
Agency guy: Do you have any question for Erica?
Agency guy: (to Erica) Well, then if there’s nothing else, then the two of us should talk.
Erica: Actually, I don’t think we have to.
Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a lot of time.
Erica: Oh yeah. I actually liked you guys. But it doesn't matter, because what you did was wrong. (walks away again, but Chandler catches up with her again)
Erica: So you lied to me before?
Erica: So who are you?
Erica: I can't believe this.
Erica: Giving you my baby? You think I'd give you my child after this?
Chandler: Erica wait!
Erica: I've nothing to say to you. (walks a few paces)
Erica: Oh yeah, let's do that!
Monica: These are for Erica!
Monica: Everyone. Erica, baby!
Erica: Thank you. It's really nice to meet you guys, I can't believe I'm here!
Monica: I want you to meet someone really special. Phoebe, this is Erica. And this is the baby!
Monica: Joey. Erica, baby!
Monica: (entering with Erica and Chandler) Hey you guys.
Erica: Thanks so much for taking me to all those places. I had a great time.
Erica: Thanks so much for showing me around.
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica have just arrived.]
Erica: I know.
Erica: Yeah... it's almost definitely him. (Monica and Chandler look confused now)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen.]
Erica: No, he's in prison. (More shocked looks from Monica and Chandler)
Erica: That's because I'm pregnant!
Erica (standing up): I'll be right back.
Ross: Hey Erica, welcome back to town! (pause) Wow, look how big you've gotten.
Erica: Oh, ok. I'm just always afraid that people think I'm just fat with big breasts.
(Erica, the pregnant girl, enters)
Erica: (in pain) Ooh! Are you sure?
Erica: You can do this. Just breathe.
Monica: Erica, are you okay?
Monica: Erica, are you okay?
Erica: No, I'm okay.
Erica: Help me! This hurts!
Erica: Is he okay?
Erica: I'm tired!
Erica: I'm really happy for you guys.
Nurse: We're going to take Erica to recovery now.
Erica: Anyway, I'm gonna go and get some rest. I'm really glad I picked you guys. You're gonna make great parents. Even Chandler.
Joey: Yeah, Erica went into labor last night. Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now!
(Erica just looks at him like he's crazy.)
Erica: Uh-huh! I think it's time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse!
Monica: (To Erica) Oh my God, he's beautiful. Thank you so much.
Monica: (to Erica) Anybody tell you?
Erica: Twins actually run in my family.
Doctor: Come on, Erica, start pushing again now.
Erica: Oh my God, that's just like my name!
[Scene: The hospital. Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica.]
Joey: Hey, that pregnant girl's name was Erica.
Chandler: Her name is Erica.
Erica: I don't know. Maybe church-camp?
(Monica leaves, and Chandler closes the door. Erica just looks at him.)
Erica: Yeah. It's a sonogram they took of the baby last week. I thought you might want to see it. (gives it to Monica, who looks at it for a long time, and then shows it to Chandler)
(Monica and Chandler put Jack and Erica in their stroller.)
Erica: So, it's Monica and Chandler. I only know you as file 0W33815-D.
Erica: No, I don't mind you touching my belly, but right now your hand is kind of blocking the part where the baby is gonna come out.
Erica: Well, there is a chance it's another guy. I mean, I have only ever been with two guys, but they sorta overlapped.
Monica: All right, Chandler get the coats. Erica let's go. Phoebe and Joey, keep packing! Oh my God we're gonna have a baby. All right. We're gonna have a baby! OH MY GOD, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY! Oh God, oh God, I got to sit down, I got to sit down. Ooh! (she's hyperventilating)
Erica: Oh, it was okay. I went to a movie with my cousin and then out for dinner. We went to this place that had... Ooh... (she looks likes she is in pain, holding her belly) Hoo... ooh... Anyway, they had these really amazing cheeseburgers.
[Scene: The delivery room at the hospital. Monica, Chandler and Erica are there. Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily.]
Monica: There's something that we wanna tell you. We decided to name the girl-baby Erica.
[Scene: The Hospital. Erica is moaning and about to give birth. Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her.]
Monica: (to Erica) Hey, thank you. Thank you so much. (they hugs). You are SO going to Heaven!
Ross: So, why is Erica coming to visit?
Erica: Plus hotels are fun! My room has this little fridge full of free snacks!
Erica: No... he killed his father with a shovel. (Monica and Chandler's jaws drop) But other than that, he's a great guy.
Erica: I wanna see everything! Times Square, Coney Island, Rockefeller Center...
Ross: Erica, those things aren't free. In fact they have one of the highest mark-ups of any consumer product...
Chandler: Erica, please. Just consider us. Ask them to see our file. Our last name's Bing. My wife's a chef and I'm in advertising.
Erica: Why don't you ask the reverend to pray on it?
(there's a lot of supportive cheers from all. Erica, Monica and Chandler leave.)
MONICA: [reading] 'Dear Dr. Remore, know that I love you and would do anything to have you.' Gosh. 'Your not-so-secretive admirer, Erica Ford.' Ooh wait, 'PS enclosed please find 14 of my eyelashes.'