words in movies
[Scene: A nice restraunt. Joey and Erica are dining.]
ERICA: Oh my God. Do the people at the hospital know about this?
ERICA: How, how can you be here and there.
ERICA: I'll never forget you Hans. [Joey shuts the door in her face]
ERICA: No, no no no, you don't have to tell me anything. You don't have to explain yourself to me. Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Remore?
Monica: I'm making cookies for Erica. And oh, by the way, we have to leave for the airport soon, her plane comes in about an hour.
(Chandler and Monica carry Erica and Jack over to the crib and put them down carefully.)
ERICA: Oh Drake, you are so talented, let me see those hands. Oh these hands, these beautiful hands, oh I could just eat them. . . but I won't.
Erica: Yeah, when I read about you two, I was pretty sure I wanted you, but I just thought we should meet face to face. (to the agency guy). I've made my decision. I choose them.
[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica.]
ERICA: No, seriously. These hands. These miracle, magical, life-giving hands. Oh, just to be near them, touch them, maybe even lick one?
Erica: Well, it turns out that Erica didn't pay much attention in Sex Ed class, because the thing she did with that prison guy... it'd be pretty hard to make a baby that way.
Erica: Yeah, I read some great applications, but then I thought “who better then a minister to raise a child!”
[Joey opens the door and sees Erica (Brooke Shields). Joey gets a huge smile and Chandler squeezed the dish soap in the air.]
ERICA: Well, yes, yes, the best doctor in all of Salem, Dr. Drake Remore.
Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy.]
Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife)
Erica: Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. I keep getting these stomach-aches. They come and go like every few minutes.
Erica: (whispering) Hi...
(She takes her hand off Erica. Ross enters the room)
Erica: Hi.
Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a lot of time.
Agency guy: Please, make yourself comfortable and I will back in a moment with Erica.
Agency guy: (he enters with Erica) Monica, Chandler. I'd like you to meet Erica.
Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. (to Monica) Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?
Erica: Gosh, you know, you're just such an amazing couple. It's... kind of intimidating.
Erica: Wow.
Erica: We’re great, I think I may have asked all my questions.
Agency guy: (to Erica) Well, then if there’s nothing else, then the two of us should talk.
Agency guy: Do you have any question for Erica?
Erica: Actually, I don’t think we have to.
Erica: Hi!
Erica: What?
Erica: So who are you?
Monica: Joey. Erica, baby!
Erica: I can't believe this.
Erica: Giving you my baby? You think I'd give you my child after this?
Erica: Oh yeah. I actually liked you guys. But it doesn't matter, because what you did was wrong. (walks away again, but Chandler catches up with her again)
Chandler: Erica wait!
Erica: I've nothing to say to you. (walks a few paces)
Monica: These are for Erica!
Monica: Everyone. Erica, baby!
Erica: Thank you. It's really nice to meet you guys, I can't believe I'm here!
Erica: So you lied to me before?
Erica: Oh yeah, let's do that!
Monica: I want you to meet someone really special. Phoebe, this is Erica. And this is the baby!
Monica: (entering with Erica and Chandler) Hey you guys.
Erica: Yeah... it's almost definitely him. (Monica and Chandler look confused now)
Erica: Thanks so much for taking me to all those places. I had a great time.
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica have just arrived.]
Erica: Thanks so much for showing me around.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen.]
Erica: No, he's in prison. (More shocked looks from Monica and Chandler)
Erica: I know.
Erica: That's because I'm pregnant!
Erica (standing up): I'll be right back.
Erica: Hi.
Erica: Oh, ok. I'm just always afraid that people think I'm just fat with big breasts.
Ross: Hey Erica, welcome back to town! (pause) Wow, look how big you've gotten.
Erica: I don't know. Maybe church-camp?
Erica: Hi!
Monica: Erica, are you okay?
Monica: Erica, are you okay?
Erica: What?
(Erica, the pregnant girl, enters)
Erica: (in pain) Ooh! Are you sure?
Erica: You can do this. Just breathe.
Erica: No, I'm okay.
(Erica just looks at him like he's crazy.)
(Monica leaves, and Chandler closes the door. Erica just looks at him.)
Joey: Yeah, Erica went into labor last night. Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now!
Erica: Uh-huh! I think it's time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse!
Erica: Is he okay?
Erica: Help me! This hurts!
Monica: (To Erica) Oh my God, he's beautiful. Thank you so much.
Erica: Twins actually run in my family.
Erica: I'm tired!
Erica: I'm really happy for you guys.
Monica: (to Erica) Anybody tell you?
Doctor: Come on, Erica, start pushing again now.
(Erica screams.)
[Scene: The hospital. Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica.]
Erica: Ow!
Erica: Oh my God, that's just like my name!
Erica: Okay.
Erica: Bye!
Nurse: We're going to take Erica to recovery now.
Erica: Anyway, I'm gonna go and get some rest. I'm really glad I picked you guys. You're gonna make great parents. Even Chandler.
Chandler: Her name is Erica.
Erica: No, I don't mind you touching my belly, but right now your hand is kind of blocking the part where the baby is gonna come out.
Joey: Hey, that pregnant girl's name was Erica.
(Monica and Chandler put Jack and Erica in their stroller.)
Erica: Oh, it was okay. I went to a movie with my cousin and then out for dinner. We went to this place that had... Ooh... (she looks likes she is in pain, holding her belly) Hoo... ooh... Anyway, they had these really amazing cheeseburgers.
Erica: So, it's Monica and Chandler. I only know you as file 0W33815-D.
Erica: Well, there is a chance it's another guy. I mean, I have only ever been with two guys, but they sorta overlapped.
Erica: Yeah. It's a sonogram they took of the baby last week. I thought you might want to see it. (gives it to Monica, who looks at it for a long time, and then shows it to Chandler)
Monica: (to Erica) Hey, thank you. Thank you so much. (they hugs). You are SO going to Heaven!
Monica: All right, Chandler get the coats. Erica let's go. Phoebe and Joey, keep packing! Oh my God we're gonna have a baby. All right. We're gonna have a baby! OH MY GOD, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY! Oh God, oh God, I got to sit down, I got to sit down. Ooh! (she's hyperventilating)
Monica: There's something that we wanna tell you. We decided to name the girl-baby Erica.