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[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy.]
Erica: I know.
Erica: No, I don't mind you touching my belly, but right now your hand is kind of blocking the part where the baby is gonna come out.
(She takes her hand off Erica. Ross enters the room)
Erica: Hi.
Ross: Hey Erica, welcome back to town! (pause) Wow, look how big you've gotten.
Erica: That's because I'm pregnant!
Erica: Oh, ok. I'm just always afraid that people think I'm just fat with big breasts.
Erica: Hey, well, in a couple of weeks I won't be able to travel.
Erica: Plus hotels are fun! My room has this little fridge full of free snacks!
Ross: Erica, those things aren't free. In fact they have one of the highest mark-ups of any consumer product...
Erica (standing up): I'll be right back.
(Erica, the pregnant girl, enters)
Erica: Hi!
Erica: Oh, it was okay. I went to a movie with my cousin and then out for dinner. We went to this place that had... Ooh... (she looks likes she is in pain, holding her belly) Hoo... ooh... Anyway, they had these really amazing cheeseburgers.
Monica: Erica, are you okay?
Erica: Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. I keep getting these stomach aches. They come and go like every few minutes.
Monica: All right, Chandler get the coats. Erica let's go. Phoebe and Joey, keep packing! Oh my God we're gonna have a baby. All right. We're gonna have a baby! OH MY GOD, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY! Oh God, oh God, I got to sit down, I got to sit down. Ooh! (she's hyperventilating)
Erica: You can do this. Just breathe.
Erica: (in pain) Ooh! Are you sure?
(there's a lot of supportive cheers from all. Erica, Monica and Chandler leave.)
JOEY: Yes, I'm afraid it is. You deserve much better than me Erica. You deserve to be with the real Drake, he's the one you fell in love with. Go to Salem, find him, he's the guy for you.
Erica: I don't want to look at your file! This is over.
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
ERICA: It's me.
ERICA: Hi.
ERICA: Never mind, it's open.
JOEY: Erica.
ERICA: It's Erica.
ERICA: Oh, Drake, isn't it amazing?
ERICA: Who's they?
ERICA: It's Erica.
ERICA: I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?
ERICA: Hey what?
[Scene: Restraunt. Joey and Erica are still there.]
ERICA: I should just be happy to be near you.
ERICA: Is this true?
ERICA: Drake, what're you getting at?
ERICA: How did you get here so fast, I just saw you in Salem?
ERICA: Sabrina. I know about you two. I saw you today kissing in the doctor's lounge.
JOEY: Hey Erica, c'mon in.
ERICA: You told me I was the only one. [throws a glass of water in his face]
ERICA: Ohh, and I see you're having a little party too. Is she here, huh, huh?
JOEY: Right. Goodbye Erica, good luck in Salem. Take care
ERICA: How, how can you be here and there.
[Scene: A nice restraunt. Joey and Erica are dining.]
ERICA: Is all this true?
ERICA: Oh Hans. [They kiss]
ERICA: Oh my God. Do the people at the hospital know about this?
(Chandler and Monica carry Erica and Jack over to the crib and put them down carefully.)
ERICA: No, no no no, you don't have to tell me anything. You don't have to explain yourself to me. Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Remore?
Monica: I'm making cookies for Erica. And oh, by the way, we have to leave for the airport soon, her plane comes in about an hour.
ERICA: Oh Drake, you are so talented, let me see those hands. Oh these hands, these beautiful hands, oh I could just eat them. . . but I won't.
ERICA: I'll never forget you Hans. [Joey shuts the door in her face]
ERICA: No, seriously. These hands. These miracle, magical, life-giving hands. Oh, just to be near them, touch them, maybe even lick one?
[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica.]
Erica: Yeah, I read some great applications, but then I thought “who better then a minister to raise a child!”
Erica: Yeah, when I read about you two, I was pretty sure I wanted you, but I just thought we should meet face to face. (to the agency guy). I've made my decision. I choose them.
ERICA: Well, yes, yes, the best doctor in all of Salem, Dr. Drake Remore.
Erica: (whispering) Hi...
[Joey opens the door and sees Erica (Brooke Shields). Joey gets a huge smile and Chandler squeezed the dish soap in the air.]
Erica: Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. I keep getting these stomach-aches. They come and go like every few minutes.
Erica: Gosh, you know, you're just such an amazing couple. It's... kind of intimidating.
Erica: Well, it turns out that Erica didn't pay much attention in Sex Ed class, because the thing she did with that prison guy... it'd be pretty hard to make a baby that way.
Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife)
Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.
Erica: Hi.
Agency guy: Please, make yourself comfortable and I will back in a moment with Erica.
Agency guy: (he enters with Erica) Monica, Chandler. I'd like you to meet Erica.
Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. (to Monica) Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?
Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a lot of time.
Agency guy: (to Erica) Well, then if there’s nothing else, then the two of us should talk.
Erica: Actually, I don’t think we have to.
Erica: Wow.
Erica: We’re great, I think I may have asked all my questions.
Erica: What?
Erica: So who are you?
Erica: Hi!
Erica: So you lied to me before?
Erica: I can't believe this.
Erica: Giving you my baby? You think I'd give you my child after this?
Erica: Oh yeah. I actually liked you guys. But it doesn't matter, because what you did was wrong. (walks away again, but Chandler catches up with her again)
Chandler: Erica wait!
Erica: I've nothing to say to you. (walks a few paces)
Agency guy: Do you have any question for Erica?
Erica: Oh yeah, let's do that!
Monica: Everyone. Erica, baby!
Erica: Thank you. It's really nice to meet you guys, I can't believe I'm here!
Monica: I want you to meet someone really special. Phoebe, this is Erica. And this is the baby!
Monica: These are for Erica!
Monica: Joey. Erica, baby!
Monica: (entering with Erica and Chandler) Hey you guys.
Erica: Thanks so much for taking me to all those places. I had a great time.
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica have just arrived.]
Erica: Thanks so much for showing me around.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen.]
Erica: Yeah... it's almost definitely him. (Monica and Chandler look confused now)
Monica: Erica, are you okay?
Erica: No, he's in prison. (More shocked looks from Monica and Chandler)
(Erica just looks at him like he's crazy.)
Erica: What?
Erica: No, I'm okay.
Erica: I don't know. Maybe church-camp?
(Monica leaves, and Chandler closes the door. Erica just looks at him.)
Joey: Yeah, Erica went into labor last night. Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now!
Erica: Uh-huh! I think it's time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse!
Erica: Help me! This hurts!
Erica: Is he okay?
Monica: (to Erica) Anybody tell you?
Monica: (To Erica) Oh my God, he's beautiful. Thank you so much.
(Erica screams.)
Erica: I'm tired!
Erica: I'm really happy for you guys.
Erica: Twins actually run in my family.
Doctor: Come on, Erica, start pushing again now.
Erica: Ow!
[Scene: The hospital. Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica.]
Nurse: We're going to take Erica to recovery now.
Erica: Oh my God, that's just like my name!
Erica: Okay.
Erica: Bye!