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[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy.]
Erica: I know.
Erica: No, I don't mind you touching my belly, but right now your hand is kind of blocking the part where the baby is gonna come out.
(She takes her hand off Erica. Ross enters the room)
Erica: Hi.
Ross: Hey Erica, welcome back to town! (pause) Wow, look how big you've gotten.
Erica: That's because I'm pregnant!
Erica: Oh, ok. I'm just always afraid that people think I'm just fat with big breasts.
Erica: Hey, well, in a couple of weeks I won't be able to travel.
Erica: Plus hotels are fun! My room has this little fridge full of free snacks!
Ross: Erica, those things aren't free. In fact they have one of the highest mark-ups of any consumer product...
Erica (standing up): I'll be right back.
(Erica, the pregnant girl, enters)
Erica: Hi!
Erica: Oh, it was okay. I went to a movie with my cousin and then out for dinner. We went to this place that had... Ooh... (she looks likes she is in pain, holding her belly) Hoo... ooh... Anyway, they had these really amazing cheeseburgers.
Monica: Erica, are you okay?
Erica: Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. I keep getting these stomach aches. They come and go like every few minutes.
Monica: All right, Chandler get the coats. Erica let's go. Phoebe and Joey, keep packing! Oh my God we're gonna have a baby. All right. We're gonna have a baby! OH MY GOD, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY! Oh God, oh God, I got to sit down, I got to sit down. Ooh! (she's hyperventilating)
Erica: You can do this. Just breathe.
Erica: (in pain) Ooh! Are you sure?
(there's a lot of supportive cheers from all. Erica, Monica and Chandler leave.)
[Scene: A nice restraunt. Joey and Erica are dining.]
ERICA: Oh my God. Do the people at the hospital know about this?
ERICA: How, how can you be here and there.
ERICA: No, no no no, you don't have to tell me anything. You don't have to explain yourself to me. Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Remore?
(Chandler and Monica carry Erica and Jack over to the crib and put them down carefully.)
Monica: I'm making cookies for Erica. And oh, by the way, we have to leave for the airport soon, her plane comes in about an hour.
ERICA: Oh Drake, you are so talented, let me see those hands. Oh these hands, these beautiful hands, oh I could just eat them. . . but I won't.
ERICA: I'll never forget you Hans. [Joey shuts the door in her face]
ERICA: Well, yes, yes, the best doctor in all of Salem, Dr. Drake Remore.
Erica: Yeah, when I read about you two, I was pretty sure I wanted you, but I just thought we should meet face to face. (to the agency guy). I've made my decision. I choose them.
[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica.]
ERICA: No, seriously. These hands. These miracle, magical, life-giving hands. Oh, just to be near them, touch them, maybe even lick one?
Erica: Gosh, you know, you're just such an amazing couple. It's... kind of intimidating.
Erica: Yeah, I read some great applications, but then I thought “who better then a minister to raise a child!”
[Joey opens the door and sees Erica (Brooke Shields). Joey gets a huge smile and Chandler squeezed the dish soap in the air.]
Erica: Well, it turns out that Erica didn't pay much attention in Sex Ed class, because the thing she did with that prison guy... it'd be pretty hard to make a baby that way.
Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife)
Erica: Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. I keep getting these stomach-aches. They come and go like every few minutes.
Erica: (whispering) Hi...
Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.
Erica: Hi.
Agency guy: Please, make yourself comfortable and I will back in a moment with Erica.
Agency guy: (he enters with Erica) Monica, Chandler. I'd like you to meet Erica.
Erica: Wow.
Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. (to Monica) Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?
Erica: What?
Erica: We’re great, I think I may have asked all my questions.
Agency guy: Do you have any question for Erica?
Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a lot of time.
Agency guy: (to Erica) Well, then if there’s nothing else, then the two of us should talk.
Erica: Actually, I don’t think we have to.
Erica: Hi!
Erica: So who are you?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen.]
Erica: I can't believe this.
Erica: Giving you my baby? You think I'd give you my child after this?
Erica: Oh yeah. I actually liked you guys. But it doesn't matter, because what you did was wrong. (walks away again, but Chandler catches up with her again)
Chandler: Erica wait!
Erica: I've nothing to say to you. (walks a few paces)
Erica: So you lied to me before?
Monica: These are for Erica!
Monica: Joey. Erica, baby!
Monica: (entering with Erica and Chandler) Hey you guys.
Monica: Everyone. Erica, baby!
Erica: Thank you. It's really nice to meet you guys, I can't believe I'm here!
Monica: I want you to meet someone really special. Phoebe, this is Erica. And this is the baby!
Erica: Oh yeah, let's do that!
Erica: Thanks so much for taking me to all those places. I had a great time.
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica have just arrived.]
Erica: Thanks so much for showing me around.
Erica: Yeah... it's almost definitely him. (Monica and Chandler look confused now)
Monica: Erica, are you okay?
Erica: No, he's in prison. (More shocked looks from Monica and Chandler)
Erica: What?
Erica: No, I'm okay.
(Erica just looks at him like he's crazy.)
Erica: I don't know. Maybe church-camp?
(Monica leaves, and Chandler closes the door. Erica just looks at him.)
Joey: Yeah, Erica went into labor last night. Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now!
Erica: Uh-huh! I think it's time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse!
Erica: Help me! This hurts!
Erica: Is he okay?
Monica: (To Erica) Oh my God, he's beautiful. Thank you so much.
Erica: I'm tired!
Erica: I'm really happy for you guys.
Monica: (to Erica) Anybody tell you?
Erica: Twins actually run in my family.
(Erica screams.)
Erica: Ow!
Doctor: Come on, Erica, start pushing again now.
Erica: Oh my God, that's just like my name!
Nurse: We're going to take Erica to recovery now.
Erica: Okay.
Erica: Bye!
[Scene: The hospital. Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica.]
Erica: Anyway, I'm gonna go and get some rest. I'm really glad I picked you guys. You're gonna make great parents. Even Chandler.
Joey: Hey, that pregnant girl's name was Erica.
Chandler: Her name is Erica.
Erica: So, it's Monica and Chandler. I only know you as file 0W33815-D.
(Monica and Chandler put Jack and Erica in their stroller.)
Erica: Yeah. It's a sonogram they took of the baby last week. I thought you might want to see it. (gives it to Monica, who looks at it for a long time, and then shows it to Chandler)
Erica: Well, there is a chance it's another guy. I mean, I have only ever been with two guys, but they sorta overlapped.
Monica: (to Erica) Hey, thank you. Thank you so much. (they hugs). You are SO going to Heaven!
Monica: There's something that we wanna tell you. We decided to name the girl-baby Erica.
[Scene: The delivery room at the hospital. Monica, Chandler and Erica are there. Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily.]
Erica: No... he killed his father with a shovel. (Monica and Chandler's jaws drop) But other than that, he's a great guy.
[Scene: The Hospital. Erica is moaning and about to give birth. Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her.]
Ross: So, why is Erica coming to visit?
Erica: I wanna see everything! Times Square, Coney Island, Rockefeller Center...
Erica: No! (To Monica) You we're right, that was fun! I'm gonna go finish packing.
Chandler: Erica, please. Just consider us. Ask them to see our file. Our last name's Bing. My wife's a chef and I'm in advertising.
Erica: Oh, sure. Yeah, well, he was my high school boyfriend. Captain of the football team, really cute and he got a scholarship and went off to college. (Monica and Chandler are smiling from ear to ear)
Erica: Well, if there is anything else you wanna know... (Monica and Chandler look at each other)
MONICA: [reading] 'Dear Dr. Remore, know that I love you and would do anything to have you.' Gosh. 'Your not-so-secretive admirer, Erica Ford.' Ooh wait, 'PS enclosed please find 14 of my eyelashes.'
Erica: Why don't you ask the reverend to pray on it?
(The nurses take Erica to the recovery room. Monica and Chandler smile at each other.)
ERICA: Well, here we sit, devil may care, just a little while ago you were reattaching someone's spinal cord.
JOEY: Yes, I'm afraid it is. You deserve much better than me Erica. You deserve to be with the real Drake, he's the one you fell in love with. Go to Salem, find him, he's the guy for you.
Erica: Reverend, can I ask? Does the bible say anything about adoption?
Erica: I don't want to look at your file! This is over.