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Monica: I'm making cookies for Erica. And oh, by the way, we have to leave for the airport soon, her plane comes in about an hour.
Monica: These are for Erica!
Ross: So, why is Erica coming to visit?
Monica: (entering with Erica and Chandler) Hey you guys.
Monica: I want you to meet someone really special. Phoebe, this is Erica. And this is the baby!
Monica: Joey. Erica, baby!
Monica: Everyone. Erica, baby!
Erica: Thank you. It's really nice to meet you guys, I can't believe I'm here!
Erica: I wanna see everything! Times Square, Coney Island, Rockefeller Center...
Erica: Oh yeah, let's do that!
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica have just arrived.]
Erica: Thanks so much for taking me to all those places. I had a great time.
Erica: Thanks so much for showing me around.
Erica: Well, if there is anything else you wanna know... (Monica and Chandler look at each other)
Erica: Oh, sure. Yeah, well, he was my high school boyfriend. Captain of the football team, really cute and he got a scholarship and went off to college. (Monica and Chandler are smiling from ear to ear)
Erica: Yeah... it's almost definitely him. (Monica and Chandler look confused now)
Erica: Well, there is a chance it's another guy. I mean, I have only ever been with two guys, but they sorta overlapped.
Erica: No, he's in prison. (More shocked looks from Monica and Chandler)
Erica: No... he killed his father with a shovel. (Monica and Chandler's jaws drop) But other than that, he's a great guy.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen.]
Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife)
Erica: No! (To Monica) You we're right, that was fun! I'm gonna go finish packing.
Erica: Well, it turns out that Erica didn't pay much attention in Sex Ed class, because the thing she did with that prison guy... it'd be pretty hard to make a baby that way.
Erica: (in pain) Ooh! Are you sure?
Erica: You can do this. Just breathe.
Monica: Erica, are you okay?
Erica: No, I'm okay.
Erica: What?
Erica: I don't know. Maybe church-camp?
(Monica leaves, and Chandler closes the door. Erica just looks at him.)
Joey: Yeah, Erica went into labor last night. Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now!
(Erica just looks at him like he's crazy.)
Erica: Uh-huh! I think it's time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse!
Erica: Help me! This hurts!
Erica: Is he okay?
Monica: (To Erica) Oh my God, he's beautiful. Thank you so much.
Erica: I'm tired!
Erica: I'm really happy for you guys.
Monica: (to Erica) Anybody tell you?
Erica: Twins actually run in my family.
(Erica screams.)
Erica: Ow!
Doctor: Come on, Erica, start pushing again now.
Nurse: We're going to take Erica to recovery now.
Erica: Oh my God, that's just like my name!
Erica: Okay.
Erica: Bye!
[Scene: The hospital. Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica.]
Erica: Anyway, I'm gonna go and get some rest. I'm really glad I picked you guys. You're gonna make great parents. Even Chandler.
Joey: Hey, that pregnant girl's name was Erica.
Chandler: Her name is Erica.
(Monica and Chandler put Jack and Erica in their stroller.)
Erica: No, I don't mind you touching my belly, but right now your hand is kind of blocking the part where the baby is gonna come out.
Erica: So, it's Monica and Chandler. I only know you as file 0W33815-D.
Erica: Yeah. It's a sonogram they took of the baby last week. I thought you might want to see it. (gives it to Monica, who looks at it for a long time, and then shows it to Chandler)
[Scene: The delivery room at the hospital. Monica, Chandler and Erica are there. Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily.]
Erica: Oh, it was okay. I went to a movie with my cousin and then out for dinner. We went to this place that had... Ooh... (she looks likes she is in pain, holding her belly) Hoo... ooh... Anyway, they had these really amazing cheeseburgers.
Monica: All right, Chandler get the coats. Erica let's go. Phoebe and Joey, keep packing! Oh my God we're gonna have a baby. All right. We're gonna have a baby! OH MY GOD, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY! Oh God, oh God, I got to sit down, I got to sit down. Ooh! (she's hyperventilating)
Monica: There's something that we wanna tell you. We decided to name the girl-baby Erica.
Monica: (to Erica) Hey, thank you. Thank you so much. (they hugs). You are SO going to Heaven!
Erica: Plus hotels are fun! My room has this little fridge full of free snacks!
[Scene: The Hospital. Erica is moaning and about to give birth. Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her.]
Chandler: Erica, please. Just consider us. Ask them to see our file. Our last name's Bing. My wife's a chef and I'm in advertising.
Ross: Erica, those things aren't free. In fact they have one of the highest mark-ups of any consumer product...
Erica: Hey, well, in a couple of weeks I won't be able to travel.
(there's a lot of supportive cheers from all. Erica, Monica and Chandler leave.)
Erica: Why don't you ask the reverend to pray on it?
MONICA: [reading] 'Dear Dr. Remore, know that I love you and would do anything to have you.' Gosh. 'Your not-so-secretive admirer, Erica Ford.' Ooh wait, 'PS enclosed please find 14 of my eyelashes.'
(The nurses take Erica to the recovery room. Monica and Chandler smile at each other.)
Erica: I don't want to look at your file! This is over.
Erica: Reverend, can I ask? Does the bible say anything about adoption?
Erica: Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. I keep getting these stomach aches. They come and go like every few minutes.
ERICA: Well, here we sit, devil may care, just a little while ago you were reattaching someone's spinal cord.
JOEY: Yes, I'm afraid it is. You deserve much better than me Erica. You deserve to be with the real Drake, he's the one you fell in love with. Go to Salem, find him, he's the guy for you.
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
JOEY: Erica.
ERICA: Never mind, it's open.
ERICA: It's Erica.
ERICA: It's me.
ERICA: Hi.
ERICA: Who's they?
ERICA: I should just be happy to be near you.
ERICA: It's Erica.
ERICA: Sabrina. I know about you two. I saw you today kissing in the doctor's lounge.
JOEY: Hey Erica, c'mon in.
ERICA: You told me I was the only one. [throws a glass of water in his face]
ERICA: Ohh, and I see you're having a little party too. Is she here, huh, huh?
ERICA: Is all this true?
ERICA: Oh Hans. [They kiss]
ERICA: Oh, Drake, isn't it amazing?
ERICA: I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?
ERICA: Hey what?
[Scene: Restraunt. Joey and Erica are still there.]
ERICA: How did you get here so fast, I just saw you in Salem?
ERICA: Is this true?
ERICA: Drake, what're you getting at?
JOEY: Right. Goodbye Erica, good luck in Salem. Take care
ERICA: Oh Drake, you are so talented, let me see those hands. Oh these hands, these beautiful hands, oh I could just eat them. . . but I won't.
[Scene: A nice restraunt. Joey and Erica are dining.]
ERICA: No, no no no, you don't have to tell me anything. You don't have to explain yourself to me. Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Remore?
ERICA: Oh my God. Do the people at the hospital know about this?
ERICA: How, how can you be here and there.
ERICA: I'll never forget you Hans. [Joey shuts the door in her face]
(Chandler and Monica carry Erica and Jack over to the crib and put them down carefully.)
[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica.]
Erica: Yeah, when I read about you two, I was pretty sure I wanted you, but I just thought we should meet face to face. (to the agency guy). I've made my decision. I choose them.
ERICA: No, seriously. These hands. These miracle, magical, life-giving hands. Oh, just to be near them, touch them, maybe even lick one?
Erica: Yeah, I read some great applications, but then I thought “who better then a minister to raise a child!”
ERICA: Well, yes, yes, the best doctor in all of Salem, Dr. Drake Remore.
[Joey opens the door and sees Erica (Brooke Shields). Joey gets a huge smile and Chandler squeezed the dish soap in the air.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy.]
Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.
Erica: Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. I keep getting these stomach-aches. They come and go like every few minutes.
Erica: Hi.
(She takes her hand off Erica. Ross enters the room)
Erica: (whispering) Hi...
Agency guy: Please, make yourself comfortable and I will back in a moment with Erica.
Erica: Gosh, you know, you're just such an amazing couple. It's... kind of intimidating.
Agency guy: (he enters with Erica) Monica, Chandler. I'd like you to meet Erica.
Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. (to Monica) Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?
Erica: Wow.
Erica: We’re great, I think I may have asked all my questions.
Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a lot of time.