words in movies
MONICA: [reading] 'Dear Dr. Remore, know that I love you and would do anything to have you.' Gosh. 'Your not-so-secretive admirer, Erica Ford.' Ooh wait, 'PS enclosed please find 14 of my eyelashes.'
ERICA: It's Erica.
ERICA: Never mind, it's open.
ERICA: It's me.
[Joey opens the door and sees Erica (Brooke Shields). Joey gets a huge smile and Chandler squeezed the dish soap in the air.]
ERICA: Hi.
JOEY: Erica.
[Scene: A nice restraunt. Joey and Erica are dining.]
ERICA: Oh, Drake, isn't it amazing?
ERICA: Well, here we sit, devil may care, just a little while ago you were reattaching someone's spinal cord.
ERICA: Who's they?
ERICA: Oh Drake, you are so talented, let me see those hands. Oh these hands, these beautiful hands, oh I could just eat them. . . but I won't.
ERICA: No, seriously. These hands. These miracle, magical, life-giving hands. Oh, just to be near them, touch them, maybe even lick one?
ERICA: Well, yes, yes, the best doctor in all of Salem, Dr. Drake Remore.
[Scene: Restraunt. Joey and Erica are still there.]
ERICA: I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?
ERICA: No, no no no, you don't have to tell me anything. You don't have to explain yourself to me. Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Remore?
ERICA: I should just be happy to be near you.
ERICA: Hey what?
ERICA: It's Erica.
JOEY: Hey Erica, c'mon in.
ERICA: How did you get here so fast, I just saw you in Salem?
ERICA: Ohh, and I see you're having a little party too. Is she here, huh, huh?
ERICA: Sabrina. I know about you two. I saw you today kissing in the doctor's lounge.
ERICA: You told me I was the only one. [throws a glass of water in his face]
ERICA: Oh my God. Do the people at the hospital know about this?
ERICA: How, how can you be here and there.
ERICA: Drake, what're you getting at?
ERICA: Is this true?
ERICA: Is all this true?
JOEY: Yes, I'm afraid it is. You deserve much better than me Erica. You deserve to be with the real Drake, he's the one you fell in love with. Go to Salem, find him, he's the guy for you.
ERICA: Oh Hans. [They kiss]
JOEY: Right. Goodbye Erica, good luck in Salem. Take care
ERICA: I'll never forget you Hans. [Joey shuts the door in her face]
Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.
Erica: Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. I keep getting these stomach-aches. They come and go like every few minutes.
(She takes her hand off Erica. Ross enters the room)
Erica: (whispering) Hi...
Erica: Gosh, you know, you're just such an amazing couple. It's... kind of intimidating.
Erica: Hi.
Agency guy: Please, make yourself comfortable and I will back in a moment with Erica.
Agency guy: (he enters with Erica) Monica, Chandler. I'd like you to meet Erica.
Erica: Wow.
Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. (to Monica) Would you have time to take care of a baby and your flock?
Erica: We’re great, I think I may have asked all my questions.
Agency guy: Do you have any question for Erica?
Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a lot of time.
Erica: What?
Agency guy: (to Erica) Well, then if there’s nothing else, then the two of us should talk.
Erica: Actually, I don’t think we have to.
Erica: Hi!
Erica: So who are you?
Erica: I can't believe this.
Erica: So you lied to me before?
Erica: Giving you my baby? You think I'd give you my child after this?
Erica: Oh yeah. I actually liked you guys. But it doesn't matter, because what you did was wrong. (walks away again, but Chandler catches up with her again)
Chandler: Erica wait!
Erica: I've nothing to say to you. (walks a few paces)
Monica: These are for Erica!
Monica: Joey. Erica, baby!
Monica: (entering with Erica and Chandler) Hey you guys.
Erica: Oh yeah, let's do that!
Monica: Everyone. Erica, baby!
Erica: Thank you. It's really nice to meet you guys, I can't believe I'm here!
Monica: I want you to meet someone really special. Phoebe, this is Erica. And this is the baby!
Erica: Thanks so much for taking me to all those places. I had a great time.
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Monica and Erica have just arrived.]
Erica: Thanks so much for showing me around.
Erica: Yeah... it's almost definitely him. (Monica and Chandler look confused now)
Erica: I know.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen.]
Erica: No, he's in prison. (More shocked looks from Monica and Chandler)
Erica (standing up): I'll be right back.
Erica: Hi.
Erica: That's because I'm pregnant!
Ross: Hey Erica, welcome back to town! (pause) Wow, look how big you've gotten.
Erica: Oh, ok. I'm just always afraid that people think I'm just fat with big breasts.
(Erica, the pregnant girl, enters)
Monica: Erica, are you okay?
Erica: Hi!
Monica: Erica, are you okay?
Erica: (in pain) Ooh! Are you sure?
Erica: You can do this. Just breathe.
Erica: What?
Erica: No, I'm okay.
(Erica just looks at him like he's crazy.)
Erica: I don't know. Maybe church-camp?
(Monica leaves, and Chandler closes the door. Erica just looks at him.)
Joey: Yeah, Erica went into labor last night. Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now!
Erica: Uh-huh! I think it's time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse!
Erica: Help me! This hurts!
Erica: Is he okay?
Monica: (To Erica) Oh my God, he's beautiful. Thank you so much.
Erica: I'm tired!
Erica: I'm really happy for you guys.
Monica: (to Erica) Anybody tell you?
Erica: Twins actually run in my family.
(Erica screams.)
Erica: Ow!
Doctor: Come on, Erica, start pushing again now.
Nurse: We're going to take Erica to recovery now.
Erica: Oh my God, that's just like my name!
Erica: Okay.
Erica: Bye!
Erica: Anyway, I'm gonna go and get some rest. I'm really glad I picked you guys. You're gonna make great parents. Even Chandler.
[Scene: The hospital. Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica.]
Chandler: Her name is Erica.
Joey: Hey, that pregnant girl's name was Erica.
(Monica and Chandler put Jack and Erica in their stroller.)
Erica: So, it's Monica and Chandler. I only know you as file 0W33815-D.
Erica: No, I don't mind you touching my belly, but right now your hand is kind of blocking the part where the baby is gonna come out.
Erica: Well, there is a chance it's another guy. I mean, I have only ever been with two guys, but they sorta overlapped.
Erica: Yeah. It's a sonogram they took of the baby last week. I thought you might want to see it. (gives it to Monica, who looks at it for a long time, and then shows it to Chandler)
Erica: Oh, it was okay. I went to a movie with my cousin and then out for dinner. We went to this place that had... Ooh... (she looks likes she is in pain, holding her belly) Hoo... ooh... Anyway, they had these really amazing cheeseburgers.
Monica: All right, Chandler get the coats. Erica let's go. Phoebe and Joey, keep packing! Oh my God we're gonna have a baby. All right. We're gonna have a baby! OH MY GOD, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY! Oh God, oh God, I got to sit down, I got to sit down. Ooh! (she's hyperventilating)
[Scene: The delivery room at the hospital. Monica, Chandler and Erica are there. Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily.]
Monica: There's something that we wanna tell you. We decided to name the girl-baby Erica.
Monica: (to Erica) Hey, thank you. Thank you so much. (they hugs). You are SO going to Heaven!
[Scene: The Hospital. Erica is moaning and about to give birth. Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her.]
Ross: So, why is Erica coming to visit?
Erica: I wanna see everything! Times Square, Coney Island, Rockefeller Center...
Erica: No... he killed his father with a shovel. (Monica and Chandler's jaws drop) But other than that, he's a great guy.
Erica: Plus hotels are fun! My room has this little fridge full of free snacks!
Erica: Hey, well, in a couple of weeks I won't be able to travel.
Ross: Erica, those things aren't free. In fact they have one of the highest mark-ups of any consumer product...
Erica: No! (To Monica) You we're right, that was fun! I'm gonna go finish packing.
Erica: Oh, sure. Yeah, well, he was my high school boyfriend. Captain of the football team, really cute and he got a scholarship and went off to college. (Monica and Chandler are smiling from ear to ear)
Erica: Why don't you ask the reverend to pray on it?
(The nurses take Erica to the recovery room. Monica and Chandler smile at each other.)
Chandler: Erica, please. Just consider us. Ask them to see our file. Our last name's Bing. My wife's a chef and I'm in advertising.
(there's a lot of supportive cheers from all. Erica, Monica and Chandler leave.)
Erica: Well, if there is anything else you wanna know... (Monica and Chandler look at each other)
(Chandler and Monica carry Erica and Jack over to the crib and put them down carefully.)
Erica: Reverend, can I ask? Does the bible say anything about adoption?