words in movies
Estelle: Joey! Its Estelle! I just talked to the casting people; they loved you!
Estelle: Yeah, they wanna see you again tomorrow.
Estelle: Theres just one thing. Do you have a problem with full frontal nudity?
Estelle: The thing is its kinda on the Q.T. The actor who has the part doesnt know he might be fired. Its the lead in a series, Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
Estelle: Ooh, what a shame! Because with her face (points to Monica) and her chest (points to Rachel) I could really put something together.
[Scene: Estelle Leonard Talent Agency. Estelle (ESTL) is speaking on the phone.]
Phoebe: Well, I think that shirt makes you look like you should work at a Baskin Robbins... Anyway... Hey, isn't Joey's agent Estelle Leonard?
Estelle: Well, I sold four of them on Ebay. Youll be sitting next to HotGuy372.
Estelle: Well, Telia Shire suddenly became available.
[Scene: Estelle Leonard Talent Agency.Joey is there.]
ESTELLE: Joey, look at me, look at me. Do I have lipstick on my teeth?
ESTELLE: You're welcome.
ESTELLE: Things change, roll with em.
Estelle: (Looks confused) Let me start over. I just got a call about an audition. I think you can still make it. It's down at the Astor Theatre and you need to have a monologue prepared.
ESTELLE: Look honey, people get fired left and right in this business. I already got you an audition for Another World.
ESTELLE: Don't worry about it already. Things happen.
Joey: (in obvious pain) Hey! So Estelle lined up a bunch of auditions for me tomorrow and Ill have my health insurance back in no time.
Estelle: Joey, sweetheart, you were fabulous!
Joey: Hey you guys, this is my agent, Estelle.
Phoebe: (on phone) 'Right, well look, um, if Joey loses this audition, that is it for Estelle. I don't care! Annie you are a doll, what time can you see him?' (to Monica) I need a pen. (Chandler hands her one, but she needs something to right on, so she tilts Chandler's head over and writes on the back of his neck)
Estelle: What can I say? She nailed it.
Estelle: Well, youre just going to say no again but...gay porn.
Joey: Estelle said I didn't get it. (Sits down next to Rachel on the couch.)
ESTELLE: Joey, I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Al Minser and his pyramid of dogs. Take any job you can get and don't make on the floor.
Joey: (entering) Hey Estelle, listen
Estelle: Really?!
Joey: The Estelle Leonard Talent Agency. Wow, an agency left me its card! Maybe they wanna sign me!
Estelle: Uh-oh!
Estelle: Well, I think uhh, someone out there may have been bad mouthing you all over town.
[Scene: Estelle Leonard Theatrical Agency, Joey is there to see his agent.]
Estelle: (on the other end) Joe! Im glad I found ya, I got an audition for ya!
Estelle: All right, first thing we gotta do, damage control.
Joey: Look, it's okay, no, no, no, really, look um, I really appreciate this Pheebs, but I think I'm gonna have to go back to Estelle.
Estelle: Yeah, what time do you wanna pick me up? (Joey hangs up on her.) Hello?
Joey: Estelle, you gotta get me some work. I-I lost my health insurance.
Joey: I’m saying that… (pause). This isn't working for me anymore, ok? Estelle, you’re fired. Goodbye. (he hangs up the phone).
[cut to Joey as Estelle, Joeys agent, approaches]
Joey: You were amazing, could you just do me this huge favor, you see there's this one other audition that I really, really want, and Estelle couldn't get me in.
Estelle: Joey! Its Estelle! Great news, I was able to get you and one guest tickets to your premiere.
Joey: Yeah, I just… I just feel bad about firing Estelle. This is got to be killing her.
Estelle: The one I told you about last week?
Estelle: So, how did your audition go today?
Phoebe (doing Estelle): Joey, it’s Estelle.
Phoebe: Man, tough week for Estelle!
Estelle: (on the other side of the line) Joey! It's Estelle!
Joey: (entering, depressed) Hey. I just got off the phone with Estelle and guess what. (Pause, then very excitedly) I GOT THE LEAD IN A MOVIE!!!!!!
Phoebe: Estelle? Why?
Joey: Estelle?
Estelle: Well! Well! Well! Joey Tribbiani! So you came back huh? They think they can do better but they all come crawling back to Estelle!
Joey: Thanks for everything Estelle. Bye. (Hangs up and reads the phone display) "out of area". Boy, I'll say.
Phoebe: (on the other side of the line, still pretending to be Estelle) Joey, it's Estelle. (Joey's eyes bulge up, he looks afraid)
Phoebe: (on phone) 'Annie! Hi. Listen we got a problem with Joey Tribbiani, apparently he missed his audition. Who did you speak to in my office? Estelle, no, I don't know what I'm going to do with her. No. All right, so your husband leaves and burns down the apartment, the world does not stop.'
Joey: Well, Estelle tried, you know. The casting director told her that I missed my chance.
Estelle: Oh well, no harm, no foul.
Joey: No, no, no, see that's why you have to do this job, agents always lie. You know, Estelle just says stuff like 'They went another way', but this, I can use this. (in a very bad Italian accent) I canna work on a new accent.
Estelle: How do you do. (to Rachel and Monica) Ooh, you two girls were outstanding! (to Joey) Did they have representation?
[Scene: Estelle's memorial service. Joey is giving a speech. Next to him is a blown op photograph of Estelle behind her desk and there's a man standing next to him.]