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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch.]
Young Ethan: Okay.
Monica: Ethan?
Young Ethan: Well, if that's what you kids are calling it these days then, yes I am. I uh, I've kinda been waiting for the right person.
Young Ethan: Yeah, I'd really like that.
Young Ethan: Yeah?
Young Ethan: Wow!
Young Ethan: Huh!
Young Ethan: Well, you never told me how old you were.
Young Ethan: Oh god, don't tell me, I did it wrong.
Young Ethan: (nods) Sorry.
Young Ethan: What?
Monica: Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?
Young Ethan: I just had sex.
Young Ethan: Oh, I'm a senior... in High School.
Young Ethan: ...in love with you.
Young Ethan: Who?
Young Ethan: I wasn't thinking. I was too busy fallin'...
Rachel: Ethan called again.
Young Ethan: Hey.
(Ethan enters)
Monica: Ethan, it's um... it's icky.
Young Ethan: Then, what's the problem?
Young Ethan: Oh.
Young Ethan: Icky? You're actually gonna throw this away because it's icky?
Young Ethan: Yeah. You do know I was talking about you, right?
Young Ethan: Well it's somewhere in between. You see, in a strictly technical sense, of course, I'm not uh..., well I, I mean I haven't ever uh...
Chandler: Ethan? There's, there's an Ethan?
Young Ethan: No, don't say it. (closes Monica's mouth with his hand)
Young Ethan: I am telling you, up until I was, like nine, I thought that gunpoint was an actual place where crimes happen.
Chandler: Yeah, well, I only have twenty minutes until Ethan, so, y'know.. (He starts to raid the fridge.)
Rachel: Off to see young Ethan?
Rachel: Mon, Ethan called again. Mon?
Young Ethan: Uh, listen um, as long as we're telling stuff, uh, I have another one for you. I'm a little younger than I said.
Rachel: (understands that Monica and Ethan wanna be alone) Hey, did you guys check out those new hand-dryers in the bathroom?
Aurora: Mmmm... Ethan is my... boyfriend.
Chandler: What, Ethan? He got to spend the whole day with you!
Joey: How young is young Ethan? Young?
Young Ethan: You know, you read about it, you see it in the movies. Even when you practice it at home, man oh man, it is nothing like that.
Young Ethan: Uuh, before we get into any staying-over-stuff, there is something you should know.
Young Ethan: All right, look. I've gotta tell you something. I'm not 17. I only said so that you'd think I was cute and vunerable. I'm actually 30, I have a wife, I have a job, I'm your Congressman. Monica, this is ridiculous, we're great together. We can talk, we make each other laugh, and the sex. Oh, man, okay i have no frame of graft, but I thought that was great.
Young Ethan: Well, think about it. It's always on the news. 'A man is being held up, at gunpoint.' 'Tourists are being terrorised, at gunpoint.' And I just kept thinking: why does people continue to go there? (He checks his watch.) Oh, ah. I should go.
Chandler: Oh, so what you're saying is you're not completely fulfilled by Rick, Ethan and myself?
(Ross, Rachel and Joey come back from the bathroom. They discover that Monica and Ethan aren't finished talking to each other yet.)
Aurora: Don't worry. I imagine he'd be okay with you because really, he's okay with Ethan.